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All the live-action Resident Evil movies, except part 5 (Retribution)

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Christian RULES posted...

I love reaction videos.

https://youtu.be/iQnNiNxi_t8

No, you don't. You only 'love' them in the same sense as how you thought voting for Trump was 'awesome' and 'hilarious'.

Speaking of which:


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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

One doesn't hear sound when underwater, therefor nobody has ever 'heard of it'.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

The Balrog has literal wings and there is no reason for Tolkien to have been so deliberately vague about that or a lot of other things.
End of story.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

spikethedevil posted...

@Smackems We knew we were playing as Big Boss from the start in MGS3.

Although that took place long before he could be considered a villain in any way.

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Pepys Monster posted...

Plot twist: In Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen 2 we already know that we're the villain.

I wouldn't really say heroes and villains are applicable to the Legacy of Kain series. Everyone is basically out for themselves (or is a pawn for someone who is out for themselves).
BO2 Kain wants power, yes. The Hylden also want power. Neither of them care about doing the morally right thing, but does that even matter when there are no 'heroes' to speak of?

At most, Raziel in Soul Reaver 1 seems to deem himself somewhat as doing the morally right thing for the sake of it, but he later discovers that he was manipulated into thinking that, and that there was much more at stake.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Pretty much everyone I've had at least one heart-to-heart conversation with has admitted that they think they are crazy.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Of course. Murrican cops get half a year of training at most, so aside from that they are mostly educated by how cops do it in the movies.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Occupy_This posted...

I had to put my cat down back in November. His arthritis in his legs was getting worse and I could tell he wasnt comfortable.

Took him to the vet for a teeth cleaning and there was something in his bloodwork that worried them ( but they didnt tell me what)When I got him home his back legs were barely working (but he was still eating) However the next morning he was crying because he could barely move so I took him in and said goodbye.

That's sounds like it must've been difficult. Not just because he died, but to make that decision, especially since it was such a specific part that was weighing him down. In the end it must have been for the best, since he was suffering and there was nothing else to be done about it.

Barber102 posted...

he randomly lost a tooth so i took him to a vet to get checked out.

Weird how little things like that can be indicators of little problems, but good to know.
I'm trying to learn these kind of things so that I can perhaps learn to take better care of any future cats I might adopt.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

If you worry about him so much, just tell him his films are mediocre, and he'll become insecure and get back in the closet.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Lonesome Road, and it's not even close. Despite the fact that there are only two characters to interact with, it's story and atmosphere are just so captivating that I always look forward to playing it. Not to mention it has some of the most challenging enemies in the game.

After a long gap, I would rank Honest Honest Hearts second. The quests and story aren't very interesting, but there's something very serene about the area it takes place in, especially since there's barely any direct trace that there ever was a nuclear war. And the Survivalist's journal entries are easily the most fascinating log I've read in the Fallout series.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I just realized that today is actually the first day of my life that I live completely alone, since my cat passed away last night. Before that, I lived with my then-girlfriend. Before that, with housemates. Before that, with my parents.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Barber102 posted...

Im so sorry for your loss, my cat is only 11 and he may have cancer still waiting on results. It is heartbreaking to read your posts. It is never easy to lose anything you love whether its a pet a friend or family.

That sounds pretty serious. What made you notice in the first place that there is something the matter with him?

ProboBum posted...

I'm so sorry TC :( at least you were able to say your goodbyes and you were able to give your cat all the love and happiness she could possibly have ever wanted.

Yeah, I keep telling myself that as well, as there have been several coulda-shoulda-woulda moments these last few days, but I think it's safe to say I've done all I could for her to the best of my ability and knowledge.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

She passed away last night. In the morning I found her in her cushion nest, cold and stiff. As I realized she was gone, I pet her for a while and cried.

I just brought her body to a veterinary that was open on Sunday. I just feel empty right now. At least I got to say goodbye, as well as my friend who visited yesterday, who was my cat's human before me.

Thank you everyone for your kind words. She was the sweetest, softest, cuddliest cat I've ever known. I will miss her so much.



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Well, my friend just left (the one who was my cat's human before me). Understandably it was heart-wrecking, but it was nice reminiscing on our memories of our kitty.

As for my cat, nothing much has changed. She just lays there, refusing any food, water or treats. All she does is crawl somewhere else every now and then, while I support her. I cleaned her with a towel and warm water as well, as she can't do that herself anymore.
I really wish I could just put her out of her misery by having her put to sleep, but as far as I can find, there's no vet in the vicinity that's open in the weekend.

Somehow I hope she passes on soon, so she won't suffer anymore. I don't have a backyard where I could bury her, so that leaves handing her body over to the vet. And even though it's a morbid thought, I can't help but think that if she were to die tonight, would there be noticeable decomposition before I can bring her to the vet on Monday? Is there anything I could do to slow that down?
I hope I'm just overthinking things here, that my mind is just trying to cope by focusing on practical matters.

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Going through the same thing right now... I had to take my cat in to the vet over the weekend because she kept acting thirsty but wouldn't drink her water, and I found out she's in the early stages of kidney failure. They gave her a fluid injection and gave me an appetite stimulant for her, so she has been eating and drinking again this week, but she has definitely lost some energy and has been having trouble keeping her balance.

She's 18 and has been with me since shortly after she was born, and I don't really know how I'm going to cope with losing her. At least she's feeling well enough right now that we can still spend some time together the same as we always have, but it has been pretty devastating.

Wish I knew earlier that appetite stimulants exist. Could've used one of those right now. No point i second-guessing myself in what I should've done, I guess.

kingdrake2 posted...

a long life. i was unfortunate enough to not have a cat live beyond 10 due to cancer.
i had my cat since she was 1 year old. early on she liked me. despite being an outdoor cat.

Sorry to hear that. It must feel very unfair when it happens prematurely like that. I guess I should be grateful that my cat lived a full and happy life and was loved.

Gonna try to get some sleep now. I kissed my cat goodnight and hope she's still with me in the morning. She was just lying down in the corridor, resting. Guess she barely has energy to get anywhere now that she's not eating.

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cjs28 posted...

My cat kinda went through something similar. Her pancreas failed and she went from 11lbs to 6lbs and was skin and bones. She refused to eat for months and even when I put food in front of her eith enzymes for digestion, she wouldn't eat it. It got to the point where I literally shoved bits of food in her mouth with the enzymes every hour to get *something* in her, but she would just throw some of it up later.

Eventually I had to put her down. She wasn't immobilized and intensely suffering yet, but I know it was only a matter of time and I didn't want her to get to that point where she would be in a lot of pain >_> It was really hard but I knew it was the right thing to do and the best for her.

I'm sorry to hear about your cat, but if there is really no hope that they'll turn around, it might be better to put them down before they really start to suffer.

I tried to handfeed her which worked at first, but not anymore. She just moves away. It's just heartbreaking to see her move so weakly. It suddenly feels like Monday is ages away, because I now feel it would probably be better to put her to sleep sooner rather than later.

AirFresh posted...

I've been there and experienced this. I am glad you are able to recognize that they are struggling and taking everg measure to monitor them. Cats are very prideful creatures and will try to hide any weakness so it is really up to us to make sure they are okay. My advice is to simply spend time with them, give them their favorites and make it as easy on them as possible. People for some reason think animals are stupid but they are very good at knowing when it's the end times for them. Comfort them in the best way that you can and go out of your way to make them as happy and relaxed as possible. I know it's heart breaking but it is one of the most important duties as an owner to make it as peaceful as possible, I just wish their life expectancy was as long as ours.

Yeah, same here. I get along with the average cat better than with the average human.
She's not eating at all right now, doesn't purr when I pet her and it feels like she's just given up.

darkmaian23 posted...

I'm sorry for what you are going through. I'll keep a good thought for you and your kitty.

Thanks. I just hope it'll be over soon.

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nfearurspecimn posted...

is it the cat in your avatar?

Nah, that's just a pic I found somewhere that I found amusing.
This is her:



She's always been smaller than average. Very soft and cuddly too. At least, she used to be.

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Zikten posted...

Sort of. My current cat is my first pet after moving out. Growing up though we always had at least 1 pet at any given time. Even when 1 died, there were others that we had. So I don't know what it is like to go from having a pet to not.

But I have lost 5 dogs, and 4 cats in my life

That is a lot. I can imagine it's a painful experience every time.
I guess technically this my second time. As a kid we had a cat, but at an older age one of her hind legs became too weak to function, and my father had her put to sleep, without explaining to me what had happened or how or why. I was angry at him for a long time after that.

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g0ldie posted...

sorry, yea that really sucks.

when my cat was about 19, she started having issues with her kidneys, and I guess that's just something a lot of older cats experience.

Yeah, from what I've heard, it happens to one on three cats. I try to stick to high quality cat food, but there's just so much salt and and phosphorus in most ones, it's ridiculous.

Zikten posted...

I'm so sorry. I've lost so many pets. It never gets any easier

Sounds like you've had quite a lot. Did you wait long in between before being ready for a new pet?

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

She had been gradually losing weight over the course of this year, but after a few visits to the vet it now turns out 70% of her kidneys are no longer functional. The vet prescribed medicine and kidney diet to make the situation more manageable, which it was at first.

But this week she's been getting gradually weaker every day, and today she's barely eating, if at all. She looks very thin, is listless, has trouble keeping balance and it takes a lot of effort for her to get anywhere. I've been hoping that she eats something, but she hasn't. It hurts to admit it, but I've come to face that she will be dead soon.

Tomorrow a good friend who used to be my cat's human before me is coming to visit, and I've kept her up to date on the situation. I hope my cat survives at least until then, so that they can have their goodbye.
If my cat survives the weekend, I think it will be for the best to have her put to sleep. She is suffering and it's only getting worse.

I just needed to get that off my chest. Still feel like shit, and I probably will for a while.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I like full minute intro themes in TV series and I never skip them (except Star Trek, because literally every Star Trek intro theme is boring. Except Enterprise).
I also use intros as sort of self-discipline: I usually have something to drink/eat when watching something and I won't stat until the intro is over.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I guess it's a clear-cut way to define biological men if one means to include pre-op trans women.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Dead battery, because Trump isn't known for practicing what he preaches.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

"Thanks for the house. You still have to close your OF account. And we'll keep the house, to teach you a lesson."

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

This is assuming Vegy has a real life.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

I just ask a cat to do it for me

One of my previous cats actually woke up me up once by thoroughly 'cleaning' my ear.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I learned through a good friend of mine who is a hearing care professional that it's best to just let it be. Eventually superfluous earwax will fall out on its own. I heard this confirmed by a few other hearing care professionals as well.
However, it turns out that people with certain ethnic roots (mostly south-east Asia) tend to have harder earwax than others. Which includes me, being half-Indonesian.

Once every several years, my ears tend to clog up, and I'll make an appointment at the doctor's office to have them flushed. In the days leading up to that, I put a tea spoon worth olive oil in each ear daily to make it brittle. After the flush, everything is fine, like a world of noise opens up to me.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Wii_Shaker posted...

I can't stand Musk but I'm onboard with Tesla making robotics.

That video was lame af though. Literally six seconds of the robot just standing there and not doing anything cool.

For real though, why does this robot exist and what are it's practical implications. Tesla owes an explanation.

This looks like a teaser. The prototype isn't made yet. They'll probably explain it in greater detail later on.

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Hurr durr Musk is billionaire therefore literally everything he does sucks

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

https://youtu.be/Fu62k4K4sQ4

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Doe posted...

I wasn't sure, like I can't tell if the guy with Odo's voice is really him as well as Quark's because they look so different without makeup. I guess there'd be no reason not to make them them. It's just a crazy episode

The guy who plays General Martok also makes an appearance as an animator where Benny works.

Although some people don't seem to like this episode (probably because it's not Star Trekkish enough) I think it's one of the best ones ever.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

*does a doze-off deed*

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

refmon posted...

A Neet leaving their house is an oxymoron

"Well, it's some kind of moron."

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In real life, 1, 3 and 4 never happen to any 'rapper'.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Ah, excellent! I literally just received my new high-end PC. I'll be sure to get this during the next pricedrop.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

You just haven't had a REAL drink yet

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

C
Maybe unless you live in the middle of nowhere and it takes forever for the police to get there. Then I think it's not unreasonable to have a gun.

To people who own multiple guns I'd recommend switching to use viagra instead of guns. It's a more efficient solution to their problem.

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Pretty original for what it was, but not worth making spin-offs / rip-offs about.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Cobra1010 posted...

Off the top of my head, i can think of those 4. Any one out of them will do.

You have excellent taste. I too prefer a cute pretty face over ridiculously huge tits and ass.

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LinkDaLunatic posted...

didn't you guys see the movie? this is easy

fire, ice, and lightning
bring together all three
their powers combined tame
the beast of the sea

so all we gotta do is get moltres, zapdos and articuno together and hit up ya boy lugia (he lives in the underwater current) and he'll fix:
* the weather
* the ocean
* everything else
it's so easy a child could do it. and if we don't, the earth shall turn to ash.

Better yet, let our powers combine!

UHH!!

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Ariel Rebel
The way she looks both innocent and naughty at the same time makes me hhnnnggg so hard.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I too have the urge to apply movies I just saw in the movie theater to real life.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Because they only prescribe it to people with diagnoses, like with ritalin to people with adhd. Since literally every medicine has a chance of side effects, and there's usually a very microscopical chance of more severe side effect. Since the medical branch really, really doesn't want to be sued, they only prescribe it to people with a specific diagnosis, as that legally justifies the prescription.

Source: me practically begging my doctor/psychologists/psychiatrists for a solution which increases my concentration for several years now.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

I still use it sometimes, but only when talking about hooligans who would actually deem it the end of the world if they'd be thought of as homosexual, and usually indirectly (for example, when a bunch of gangster wannabe assholes are making a lot of unnecessary noise just for the lulz, I refer to it as them coming out of the closet), and only in the presence of people whom I know can take it.

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Mackorov posted...

THIS. Trump was the one who pulled out most of the troops in the first place. What was Biden spposed to do? Send all the troops back in again??

Bestoffuture posted...

Yes, slightly more favorably. This was not an easy thing for a president to do, with the media backlash. Needed to be done to get out of this forever war.

These. There's not much more Biden could have or should have done. The U.S. and other involved western countries have spent 2 decades being militarily present there and training the Afghan military, police and other staff members in keeping their country secure. That's more than enough time to train an entire generation.
If Afghanistan is such a pushover at this point, that's on them, not on Biden.

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Well done

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Holly Michaels

One night. Jfc, if I could have just one night with her, I could die happy.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Christian RULES posted...

I make monetary bets and my money grows

That's because you don't pay up when you lose.

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One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.