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| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/15/21 1:36:12 PM #49 | _____Cait posted... To be fair, google translate sucks True that. It's pretty astonishing how some people still use it to translate entire texts, even if it's very important that they have an accurate translation. On top of that, better hope there isn't any confidential information in there, because Google remembers everything. Ilishe posted... I sit in a corner and watch paintings Lol yeah, I actually used to be a guard at a museum. The weekends and holidays were pretty fun and crowded, but on an average weekday, it was so quiet that I couldn't help but think of that scene. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/15/21 6:55:13 AM #35 | SaltyWet posted... I make sure passengers get to their destination safely That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other hand, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Restaurants that make their employees scream a greeting are run by assholes |
| Aressar 08/15/21 4:43:58 AM #9 | Smile, you're at Mr Smiley's! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/14/21 6:34:37 PM #34 | SaltyWet posted... I make sure passengers get to their destination safely That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other way, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I wanna be a motherfucking Navy Seal. |
| Aressar 08/14/21 5:37:13 PM #4 | Error1355 posted... Shut the fuck up. I'm telling the mods! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/14/21 4:52:26 PM #15 | mooreandrew58 posted... What sucks is even at home I feel like im still doing my job. We dont want the cats on the kitchen table and I'm constantly having to shoo them off of it. Or one cat that likes to claw stuff. At such moments I'm glad I have a relatively quiet cat. I wouldn't get any work done at all with two. And the worst part is that I would be totally fine with that --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/14/21 4:38:47 PM #9 | mooreandrew58 posted... Um you a co cause thats exactly what I was gonna use to describe my job Security guard and translator actually --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | She is ready to call |
| Aressar 08/14/21 4:37:51 PM #9 | At least either she or I will pay up when we lose the bet, because that's only the decent thing to do. Especially if it's a bet of *ahem* presidential proportions. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | NeonOctopus. Do you like him? |
| Aressar 08/14/21 4:18:50 PM #39 | Who doesn't love the Tittymeister? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Poorly explain what you do for a living |
| Aressar 08/14/21 4:16:07 PM #1 | I babysit self-sufficient adults and remind them of rules they already know. Also, I do what Google Translate does, except I take longer to do it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I almost got hit by lightning yesterday; 2nd time in less than a month. ama |
| Aressar 08/14/21 2:04:28 PM #7 | https://youtu.be/zHTP3S6feYo --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Which is more iconic: |
| Aressar 08/14/21 8:10:43 AM #7 | I never play that Nintendo cartoony crap, and seriously am not sure what series Cloud is from. I only know him from the GameFAQs polls. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is NeonOctopus a creepy poster? |
| Aressar 08/13/21 4:12:19 PM #12 | The Tittymeister? Nah, he's harmless. I generally enjoy his posts and there are posters who are much, much more awful. This ain't worth making a topic about. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Almost done with the first season of Arrow. |
| Aressar 08/13/21 2:30:42 PM #39 | mooreandrew58 posted... Cant remember his name (rorty?) But fire gun dude I think made the show. Loved the episode about his erotica novel and bringing the maim character to life Mick Rory a.k.a. Heatwave. I also love Wentworth Miller's performance as Leonard Snart (a.k.a. Captain Cold). Never got tired of that voice he put on: "You've gotten soft, MICK." "What do you think you're doing, MICK?" "They're using you, MICK." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Almost done with the first season of Arrow. |
| Aressar 08/13/21 1:53:09 PM #35 | mooreandrew58 posted... So nobody like legends of tomorrow? It and flash where the only ones I got into. I only watched a few of the lex luthor episodes of super girl cause thanks to 2 and half men I felt the casting choice was ridiculous. They coulda done better but he did far better than I expected. Legends is great. Probably the only Arrowverse series that started off alright and actually seems to get better each season. Just a good fun campy series about a group of lovable ragtags getting into all kinds of weird adventures. Kinda reminds me of the same attitude that the Xena: Warrior Princess series was going for. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Almost done with the first season of Arrow. |
| Aressar 08/13/21 3:54:20 AM #19 | pegusus123456 posted... Nah, but I don't see how that's equivalent. It definitely is bad at first, especially with Season 7 in general is alright, Season 8 is ok I guess, though probably vague if you don't follow the other Arrowverse series at all. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | This country was build by HARD men |
| Aressar 08/13/21 3:45:53 AM #10 | jpenny2 posted... They should really do each presidential inauguration like the new prez presenting himself in a pose, with the Megaman boss intro theme in the background. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Almost done with the first season of Arrow. |
| Aressar 08/13/21 3:42:18 AM #17 | pegusus123456 posted... We can never be friends. I bet you're also one of those people who bashes literally all of Game of Thrones because season 8 was rushed. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Almost done with the first season of Arrow. |
| Aressar 08/13/21 3:31:06 AM #14 | The series gets gradually crappier as the seasons go on, but imo it did manage to redeem itself during season 6 ( --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | "I wouldn't want to bring a child into this crazy fucked up world" |
| Aressar 08/12/21 12:43:59 PM #85 | One_Day_Remains posted... I understand that reasoning personally It's not fair to decide for others whether they should or shouldn't have children, though I think it is fair to at least let people know that it's ok to choose to not have children, especially since many people seem to be under the impression that they're supposed to have children at some point, regardless of whatever they themselves want for whatever reason. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Ever wonder whats its like submitting to and having a man have his way with you? |
| Aressar 08/12/21 7:37:26 AM #9 | You spend a lot of time thinking on scenarios like this, don't you? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | ssj3vegeta_ is Warned |
| Aressar 08/12/21 7:31:34 AM #11 | V-E-G-Y- posted... Mods are targeting popular and beloved users, sbollen must be getting ready to launch dat fancy gamefaqs redesign dis week This is literally the first time since forever that you're Warned --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | another "unpopular opinions" topic |
| Aressar 08/12/21 5:27:58 AM #54 | Traveling by car for a less-than-5-mile distance is lazy. Having more than 3 kids in this day and age is selfish and irresponsible. There should be a mandatory test for those who want to vote, which measures one's political and societal knowledge and awareness. The results will determine the value of that person's vote. This way elections will be less susceptible to fake news and foreign interference. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | do you say "rye-yoo" or "ree-yoo"?? |
| Aressar 08/12/21 4:09:27 AM #3 | Ree-yoo, ever since I heard Hayate pronounce it like that in DOA2. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What's the funniest thing you've read in a book? |
| Aressar 08/12/21 1:08:36 AM #12 | Fight Club, specifically the chapter where the narrator talks about Tyler Durden's night jobs and describes in great detail all the things Tyler does to the food he serves. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 47 y/o Vermont Man FINALLY finds LOVE...to a 19 y/o Girl in BELGIUM!! She Hot?? |
| Aressar 08/11/21 11:19:33 PM #43 | Which CEman and CEgal are dis? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 37 million Americans disappeared |
| Aressar 08/11/21 1:22:47 PM #17 | They're hiding, just to mess with you. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $10 or da sexual prowess of 10 CEmen? |
| Aressar 08/11/21 1:15:52 PM #2 | $10 is worth more to me than the ability to last 5 seconds longer. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Have you ever been slapped by a woman? |
| Aressar 08/11/21 11:46:58 AM #14 | Only by my mother. Usually I deserved it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If you could prevent Judas Iscariot from betraying Jesus, would you? |
| Aressar 08/11/21 5:47:01 AM #13 | I would knock out Judas, give UnfairRepresent a big smackeroo in public so that the authorities will think he's Jesus, then I'd run off with the silver. And since I've just given my answer, UR is powerless to do anything about it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Hold da door!!!! |
| Aressar 08/11/21 5:15:55 AM #22 | I feel sad everytime a direwolf is killed. Pretty amazing that Also, remember when Jon had to tell his sisters about his heritage, purely because "muh famuhley!" Jfc, even holier-than-thou Ned Stark saw the necessity in keeping that secret for the rest of his life. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I've been taking an online math course |
| Aressar 08/11/21 4:47:38 AM #12 | I've been having the exact same problem in the exact same situation, except my course is about legal skills. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | ITT: We spoil video game plots poorly |
| Aressar 08/11/21 2:30:27 AM #80 | The protagonist has a special weapon/ability/device, and then the antagonist has an even more powerful weapon/ability/device, and then they fight. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | "I wouldn't want to bring a child into this crazy fucked up world" |
| Aressar 08/11/21 2:18:43 AM #18 | It's a fair reasoning, albeit somewhat vague and broad. In some sense, it's always a crazy fucked up world, no matter where or when you live. But when you take today's complex societal, political and environmental issues into account, I can definitely understand if people don't want to introduce new humans into that. Personally I want no children either, because: - I never felt the desire to become a parent. - I have other ambitions that I'd like to invest my time, money and devotion in. - There are other ways to contribute to the world and thus leave behind something of 'muh legacy'. - There are too many people to sustain in the longterm, taking the environment into account as well. Redistribution of resources and habitation of currently sparsely habited areas might help, though it would have to happen on such a massive and altruistic scale that it's very unlikely to happen in the next half century. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is it sexist to argue that a man shouldn't have to pay for everything on a date? |
| Aressar 08/10/21 10:57:46 AM #46 | UnfairRepresent posted... "Dont be a simp! Don'tpay money for girls!" The point is that this situation doesn't make sense in this day and age. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is it sexist to argue that a man shouldn't have to pay for everything on a date? |
| Aressar 08/10/21 10:41:51 AM #44 | Returning_CEmen posted... Also depends on who initiated the date. Usually its the man It's usually the man initiating the date because a depressing percentage of women still expect men to always take initiative in that. In this day and age of emancipation, with equal rights comes equal responsibility. Compared to the past, women have more power and more options in life. It's only sensible this extends to dating life, including when it comes to paying for dates. When dating a woman, I keep a mental note on the balance of who pays for what, and that there's something of a balance in that. If a few dates go by and she doesn't pay for anything (or at least doesn't pull her weight in any way), I'll suggest we at least split a thing. If she still seems unwilling to do so while money isn't a problem for her, then it's very likely I'm calling it splitsville for us. UnfairRepresent posted... lol He's not wrong. But of course you have to disagree. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | $50 or a night with prime Jennifer Love Hewitt? |
| Aressar 08/10/21 7:34:50 AM #2 | I am a red-blooded male and not homosexual, so JLH, please. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Your girlfriend buys you matching Yamcha T-Shirts |
| Aressar 08/10/21 7:27:43 AM #3 | This one I actually would. Everywhere we enter I would rush-jump in yelling "WOLF FANG FIST!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | First ever Mass Effect 1 playthrough, give me some tips. |
| Aressar 08/10/21 5:00:38 AM #3 | Combat can be more interesting by having your team members use their abilities. Learning how to use that can easily give a lot more variety to a battle instead of just shoot-hide-shoot. Also, when fighting biotics, make sure you're behind/near cover at all times. If they knock you over with one of their attacks, you'll collapse like a ragdoll and you're basically done for. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | INTERWEBUSER is WARNED |
| Aressar 08/10/21 1:23:40 AM #21 | How is he not banned yet after two big maga purges? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why do message boards have such a boner for cats? |
| Aressar 08/10/21 1:22:05 AM #6 | Not just message boards. The entire internet would literally die for cats. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I just learned you're supposed to invest $1000 per month. |
| Aressar 08/10/21 12:39:31 AM #18 | Just be born rich. Jeez, how hard can it be? Kids these days need learn how to pull up their bootstraps. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | why are 99% of users who have sports stuff in their profiles fucking awful? |
| Aressar 08/09/21 11:06:08 AM #3 | Because watching pro sports ignites mob mentality and can ignite the worst in people. Especially in European soccer. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you wear a lifelike Trump Mask? |
| Aressar 08/09/21 6:52:45 AM #3 | Maybe if I ever were to do something super embarrassing and/or illegal in public. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Wait. People want Joe Biden impeached? Why? What did he do? |
| Aressar 08/09/21 5:08:12 AM #18 | St0rmFury posted... Trump: "You know what he did." Bidengate! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Post your sex one-liners: |
| Aressar 08/08/21 11:25:59 PM #8 | Dear sentient, would you be willing to sign this consent form for the two of us to perform sexual relations, please? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Delta plus: The latest COVID-19 variant |
| Aressar 08/08/21 11:23:00 PM #17 | Delta & Knuckles --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Re-Arranged is the best Limp Bizkit song |
| Aressar 08/08/21 3:24:50 PM #9 | I still have Rearranged in my playlist for on the road for as long as I remember. Though sometimes when I get into a loud music mood I put on Eat You Alive. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Favorite role from the actor Ian McKellen? |
| Aressar 08/08/21 12:23:07 PM #11 | *names some obscure movie he was in, in the hopes I come off as cultured* --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I'm crying right now T___T |
| Aressar 08/08/21 12:21:16 PM #3 | Vegy's not ready --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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