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Topica brief history of comic books in hollywood
FortuneCookie
02/02/22 12:37:49 AM
#5
What was the first American comic book movie to have a dark aesthetic? The Dolph Lundgren version of The Punisher?
TopicWatched the most maga movie about covid featuring Kevin Nash shotting homeless
FortuneCookie
02/02/22 12:31:28 AM
#18
yemmy posted...
Wait I thought Kevin Nash was a huge anti trump dude


--Zero- posted...
He is. Hes also an actor who takes low budget roles whenever he can. He probably thought it would be funny.

Nash has said in an interview that he gets health insurance coverage for being a part of the screen actor's guild and stars in a movie every few years or so as to maintain it. At least I think it's the screen actor's guild. It some union.

Topica brief history of comic books in hollywood
FortuneCookie
02/02/22 12:23:41 AM
#2
Some of the early comic adaptations were pretty crazy.

Batman, Captain Marvel (Shazam), The Shadow, and Captain America fought original villains in their film serials. Strangely, the now-forgotten Spy Smasher was comic book accurate and featured The Mask as his adversary. Superman likewise fought an original villain in The Spider Lady before going up against Lex Luthor in the sequel.

Captain Marvel was the first to make it into a film serial. Superman was the first to have a feature-length movie with Superman and the Mole Men. It was theatrically released, so it counts.

I can't help but look back at the early silver screen portrayals of superheroes and feel there's a bit of overlap when it comes to movies based off of video games. It's too new to be fully respected by Hollywood, so writers and directors do whatever they feel like rather than trying to capture the spirit of the property in question. But that's for another topic.
TopicThis MAN is the leading contender be the next DOCTOR WHO..and he's MUSLIM!!
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 10:05:49 PM
#6
This guy should have been Disney's Aladdin. He's a lot more handsome than the dude they chose.

<_<
TopicChange my mind. King of the Hill is the funniest cartoon show of all time
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 10:04:48 PM
#14
poop_corn posted...
Beavis and Butthead shits all over King of the Hill

He's 17. He never saw Beavis and Butthead.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 9:47:53 PM
#114
Bat178 posted...
Sony don't care about Japan anymore. It would be awful if they got any Japanese company, let alone Capcom.

This is true.
TopicChange my mind. King of the Hill is the funniest cartoon show of all time
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 9:37:42 PM
#3
I can't tell you what you have or have not laughed at.
TopicIf Gender is a social construct, then why change your sex?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 9:30:59 PM
#12
Questions asked with the best of intentions. Only on CE.
TopicBig kitty out in the snow...
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 9:24:33 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/7/AAdlC_AAC4HP.jpg

Happy Year of the Tiger, everyone.
TopicNintendo buy Namco, MS buy Sega, Sony buy Capcom/Square
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 5:52:03 PM
#2
I don't like this timeline.

<_<
TopicThis Marin Kitagawa girl that anime fans are obsessing over
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 4:25:39 PM
#38
SydneySweenHero posted...
So basically either Japan draws mid-20s women and then calls them high schoolers or they draw 10yo girls and calls them 1000yo demons. Why do they do that lol

because Japan
TopicWho is the biggest "I'm not a furry, but" character?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 4:21:56 PM
#18
Minerva Mink probably has the most non-furry admirers.
TopicWhy would anyone want to work for Darth Vader?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 4:19:38 PM
#5
It's like a quote from Moby Dick, and I'm paraphrasing, "They'd rather be kicked by Captain Ahab than knighted by the Queen of England."

Some people like working for the scum of the Earth even if it places them in jeopardy - sometimes because it places them in jeopardy. It's like the people who smoke because it causes cancer. They think it makes them tough. They want to see if they can be one of the ones to survive. In the specific case of Vader's troops, they want to be a part of the fascist right arm of the Empire no matter the cost. History is full of people like that.
Topichow they took out Neon's ancestor
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:37:44 PM
#3
I wonder how many pirates had some variation or another of "nice boobs" as their final words.
Topichow they took out Neon's ancestor
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:37:13 PM
#2
I mean, that's a nice final visual to go out on.

<_<
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:17:53 PM
#38
g0ldie posted...
iirc, Matt Reeves wanted to give a different take on Bruce Wayne, where instead of playing up the billionaire playboy, he's more of a recluse, like Kurt Cobain.

And I swear that I don't have a Bat-gun.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:11:12 PM
#35
Basically, I'm saying it's the right direction if it's what makes the studio the most money.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:07:32 PM
#34
Lorthremar posted...
lmao do you think high grossing equates to quality

incredible

No. I'm just offering it as a definable standard of measurement.

The "best" Batman movie can be debated until the end of time. The highest grossing Batman is objective. I personally like Tim Burton's Batman better than Christopher Nolan's even though I recognize the higher production value in the latter.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:03:20 PM
#45
Irony posted...
Good news is that Darkstalkers is dead and never coming back regardless of Capcom being bought or not.


TopicI hate when the internet makes Mickey sexy.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 3:00:01 PM
#5

TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:59:14 PM
#42
I'd hate to see Sony-exclusive Darkstalkers.

Modest figure Morrigan and fully clothed Felicia.
TopicI hate when the internet makes Mickey sexy.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:57:25 PM
#3
That is terrifying.

<_<
TopicI hate when the internet makes Mickey sexy.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:56:14 PM
#1
No, I'm not posting pics. He's fucking nude.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAdlC_AAC4B5.png

There are lines that shouldn't be crossed and this is one of them.
TopicWhat was your most played game in January?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:39:20 PM
#53
Contra

In total, I had less than one hour of gaming in January. I hastily dropped half an hour into the original Contra and beat it just so that the month wouldn't go by without me having beaten a game.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:33:28 PM
#31
Smackems posted...
If anyone were to do that I'd rather it be Nintendo

I would for 90% of their properties. But Resident Evil being Nintendo exclusive would probably mean things never get anymore intense than the Re-Deads from Ocarina of Time.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:14:10 PM
#28
SSJPurple posted...
The way I see it is if Sony doesnt do it Microsoft is going to do it.

Its clear they want to buy up all of the major AAA studios. Sony needs to snatch up whatever they can before MS swoops in and take it for themselves.

Ugh.

The streaming service era of consoles has begun.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:10:34 PM
#26
Horrorbooksguy posted...
Objectively wrong

You can say that if it becomes the highest grossing Batman movie. Otherwise, it's subjective.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:09:42 PM
#22
Capcom probably has the most busts of any gaming company. I would hate to see them fall under Sony's current censorship.
TopicApparently rumors are that Sony is going after Capcom next.
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 2:09:13 PM
#21
Please, no.

I don't want Street Fighter, Mega Man, Final Fight, Darkstalkers, or Ghosts 'n' Goblins going console-exclusive. A large part of gaming would die if that happened. Sony can buy Resident Evil away from Capcom. I'd be fine with that.
TopicWhy AREN'T you looking for a new job right now?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 1:54:52 PM
#29
Right now, I'm working from home and it's giving me additional time to work on my book.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 1:51:36 PM
#21
Batman should be dark. I'm not calling for a new Batman movie where he's wearing the blue costume. I just think he should be more adventurous and fun.

This looks kinda... it looks like it would make a good courtroom drama and that's not what I think of when it comes to superheroes.

I will say one positive though: Warner Bros. seems to be letting the filmmakers pursue their own artistic vision instead of telling them how Batman should be. It might not be my preferred Batman, but I like that the direction of the character seems to be in the hands of creative artists and not the suits.
TopicIf you could, would you want to be incredibly intelligent?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 1:09:40 AM
#9
I'd rather be incredibly handsome.
TopicDo you think it's sexist/offensive to call boats, planes, or cars 'she'?
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 1:08:27 AM
#2
Please, let's not find something trivial to be upset about.

Maybe they should name every other ship a male name like they do with storms. But, on the whole, there are far more important issues.
TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 is planned for reveal this year, producer confirms
FortuneCookie
02/01/22 12:59:03 AM
#24
#BetterBust4Tifa
TopicCan anyone explain to me what happened with the batman movie?
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:53:35 PM
#7
g0ldie posted...
maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's possible we won't be seeing much of Batfleck again.

even in the Flash movie, Michael Keaton is going to play an older Batman, IIRC.

edit: nevermind, it looks like both he and Michael Keaton will be in it.

Into the Batverse

TopicIt's crazy how Blockbuster vs. Hollywood Video used to be a thing.
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:50:44 PM
#12
Questionmarktarius posted...
Wizards was in my mailbox yesterday.

You weren't kidding about sending out for physical media?
TopicIt's crazy how Blockbuster vs. Hollywood Video used to be a thing.
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:37:06 PM
#10
While we're on the subject of video rentals, what was everyone's last video rental? (Library rentals don't count since libraries haven't collectively closed down yet.)

Mine was Jordan Peele's Us (2019). I rented it just before the last Family Video in my area went under.
TopicIt's crazy how Blockbuster vs. Hollywood Video used to be a thing.
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:35:28 PM
#7
Questionmarktarius posted...
Family Video remains

The two that I knew both became Dollar General stores. I live in the Midwest.

I can't imagine any place being more likely to hold onto physical rentals in the streaming era more than us. I'm sure there are some still out there, but I can't imagine where they are or whose still renting from them.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:32:40 PM
#13
Ar0ge posted...
Can you explain?

Bruce Wayne looks emo, the film appears to have a very grimdark aesthetic, and on the whole it looks like an R-rated drama that's ever so slightly trimmed down to reach a PG-13.

I think the grimdark fad is as dead as the zombie movie fad. I think superheroes who take themselves too seriously are missing the point of superheroes. And I don't think Batman should ever be written in a manner to fully exclude his originally intended target audience: children.

My fondest Batman memories are watching The Animated Series as a child. A generation or two before me, it would have been the SuperFriends or the Adam West series. A little after my time, there was that weird cartoon where Joker had dreadlocks and a monkey-like fighting stance. And there's that weird WWE crossover with John Cena. I haven't seen it, but I am curious who has the stronger plot armor between Bats and Cena.

This film looks like it desperately wishes it came out during a time when a good movie was No Country for Old Men, the best show on TV was The Walking Dead, and The Wire was the show that you talked to your friends about around the office water cooler. It's not far enough in the past to be able to bring it back and make it new again. It just feels like it's chasing yesterday's trends.
TopicMy local comic shop raised $85,000 to give away copies of Maus
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:18:56 PM
#15
Questionmarktarius posted...
There's a Maus #3?
...or am I reading this completely wrong?

No. They're saying Maus is ranked #1 in hardcover sales and #3 in paperback sales.
TopicMatt Reeves drops first official clip from The Batman
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:07:50 PM
#3
It looks good, but not the direction Batman should be taking.

TopicMy local comic shop raised $85,000 to give away copies of Maus
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 11:06:00 PM
#9
Michael_Booth posted...
We're going to show those Capitalists who's boss.

How?

By practicing Capitalism!

This isn't about capitalism.

It's about fighting anti-Semitism.
TopicMy local comic shop raised $85,000 to give away copies of Maus
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 10:48:33 PM
#6
Fuck yeah, that's awesome.
TopicYou beaten any games in 2022 so far?
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 10:47:55 PM
#46
Contra (NES)

The thing I love about this game is that I can put it in and beat it at will.

I pretty much played this one on autopilot. I'm super sleepy and I made some boneheaded mistakes on the energy level, snow level, and hanger level. That said, I still beat it on one continue. I might do another play-through just to get revenge on the random soldiers that managed to get to me on this play-through.
TopicHoly shit at this page from a Supergirl comic about gay person coming out
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 10:45:24 PM
#62
DrizztLink posted...
You made more than one and definitely intend to learn nothing from this.

You can go now. The show's over.
TopicMy therapist is ALWAYS late
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 8:33:22 PM
#7
I saw someone today with a THERPIST license plate.

I couldn't help but pull a Sean Connery and read it as "the rapist."
TopicThe Rock is joining the dark side. Wants to go on Joe Rogan
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 8:12:13 PM
#23
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


He called Hogan out on his recent comments and reaffirmed the importance of the vaccine. That seems to be a step up from everyone else. It is painful though seeing him shill for a company which put him in that infamous "someone like you" angle.
TopicThe Rock is joining the dark side. Wants to go on Joe Rogan
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 8:03:36 PM
#16
I don't really think all wrestlers are bad. It's just kinda sad how many of them have stepped up to the plate to be incredibly stupid as of late. Booker T's awesome though.
TopicThe Rock is joining the dark side. Wants to go on Joe Rogan
FortuneCookie
01/31/22 7:58:01 PM
#12
I'm starting to think all wrestlers are bad people.
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