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TopicI wish more games had options for twink male characters or ambiguous gender
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:36:08 PM
#2
moar twinks is always a good thing
TopicWhat would be the consequences of Mario just murdering Bowser?
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:27:30 PM
#7
Number090684 posted...
He already did murder Bowser before....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-w-v8j1-m8

@1:36 - 1:48

Mario : "Thats so nice!"

*Looks at game box*

E for everyone

Okay....

Bowser Jr. resurrects Bowser somehow through dark magic though.

I always wondered how Bowser survived a lava bath in the first game. Nintendo didn't have to explain it, but I'm glad that they did.
TopicShe call me Sabertooth wat do
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:25:55 PM
#3
She wants you to make her scream.
Topicaunt and uncle call niece "entitled" for asking to be payed to babysit
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:25:29 PM
#7
Mr_Karate_II posted...
Hopefully she told them to get fucked.

TopicI am legally recognized as a female, ama
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:24:54 PM
#26
Congrats, girl. :)
TopicOne thing I'd like to ask an American conversative...
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:21:16 PM
#1
What are your thoughts on conservative lawmakers attempting to pass laws, and in some case successfully passing laws, barring books like Maus from school libraries or trying to make it illegal for a teacher to evaluate the moral ramifications of slavery and Nazism? Do you look at that and think, "Yeah, that sucks. But that's them, not me." How do you disassociate yourself from that?

I'll be the first to tell you there's some shit on the left. But nothing that touches that.
TopicElon Musk tweets 'Everyone I Don't Like Is Hitler' meme
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 3:10:59 PM
#20
Like is Hitler

That is an unfortunate cropping of the title.

<_<

And, no, Hitler is not like.
TopicI'm surprised Metal Gear Rising Revengeance isn't banned in America
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 2:32:37 PM
#23
Number090684 posted...
MGSR is like nearly a decade old now though.... Also America has always been bad. It's just become a lot more apparent over the past 15 years thanks to various sources of media.

I hope you're willing to vote for a better America rather than accept it's hopeless and let the other side win.
TopicI'm surprised Metal Gear Rising Revengeance isn't banned in America
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 2:04:58 PM
#3
'Murrica Bad is popular right now.

The sad thing is that hopeless attitudes mean fewer people are likely to vote and the the ones who want to make this country worse are more likely to win as a result. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
TopicSchool compares child's LGBT drawing to Nazi flag
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 11:12:56 AM
#6
"How dare you exist? That's the same as being a Nazi."

<_<
TopicThe PERFECT woman but
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 11:11:38 AM
#3
hawt
TopicMy entire town is being run by a tribe of homeless people.
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 10:56:07 AM
#2
I give up. What is this the plot to?

Is it a Stephen King novel or someone who wants to be Stephen King?
TopicName a classic movie you watched as an adult that lived up to the hype.
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 10:55:14 AM
#61
_____Cait posted...
Gamera

i mean it is bad, but good-bad

"It's bad, but good-bad" should be on all of the DVD covers.
TopicHelp me identify this 1950s/60s adventure film with hypnotic pterodactyl-men.
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 10:51:17 AM
#3
At the Earth's Core

"You can't mesmerize me! I'm British!"
*immediately falls under hypnosis*
TopicTennessee school board votes to ban Holocaust graphic novel "Maus"
FortuneCookie
01/30/22 12:35:01 AM
#80
sutree posted...
The article is in the OP.

I don't feel like combing an article for the answer. We know the reason anyway.
TopicThe people who support the Canadian truck convoy protest stupidity
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:21:41 PM
#15
R1masher posted...
We need to build a wall

For what purpose? We have these types in America.
TopicReminder, Pokemon is the highest grossing media franchise of all time.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 9:15:00 PM
#19
BlackOmnimon posted...
microsoft should buy nintendo

No, they should not.
TopicWorse illness you've ever had?
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 5:52:16 PM
#14
2004 bout of strep for worst discomfort
2020 bout of COVID for longevity
TopicIs it better to grow up in the UK or America?
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 5:01:29 PM
#6
Right now, I'd say the UK.

Their media is more censored, but I think America is slowly catching up. I'd much rather see Daryl Hannah's ass in Splash than Bruce Lee's nunchucks in Fist of Fury.
TopicShould car mirrors be abolished for perpetuating vehicular racism?
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 5:00:30 PM
#2
now this is shitposting
TopicStupid question: is the Silver Surfer naked.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 4:12:23 PM
#5
He's a man without a penis. Is it any wonder he wanted to destroy the world rather than save it?
TopicDamn, Mustafa Ali does not give a single fuck anymore
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 3:18:59 PM
#3
Think they'll have him enter number four and get beaten up in a shoot by the first three entrants?
TopicGolden retrievers seem pretty chill
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 2:47:05 PM
#20
I was attacked by one when I worked as a meter reader. I had to hit it with my reading device. I hated to do so but it was coming at me with bad intent.

:(
TopicTennessee school board votes to ban Holocaust graphic novel "Maus"
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 1:12:59 PM
#77
What was the flimsy excuse used for why this book is supposedly harmful to youth?
TopicWhich Kurosawa film that I haven't seen should be next?
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:47:00 PM
#4
Ikiru
TopicRoger Ebert gave The Avengers three stars. This was his review.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:45:52 PM
#21
Siskel was more of an elitist than Ebert.

If Siskel didn't like a movie, it was objectively bad. If Ebert didn't like a movie, he recognized that fans of the genre might still like it and be entitled to do so.

Ebert had a pet hatred for gratuitous or glamorized violence though. He hated nearly every action movie or horror movie. He gave Dawn of the Dead four stars though.
TopicRoger Ebert gave The Avengers three stars. This was his review.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:42:24 PM
#18
Ryven posted...
I didn't always agree with Ebert (his review of not liking Die Hard because of the idiot police captain) but i always enjoyed listening to his reviews. His review of North in particular is legendary ('I hated hated hated hated hated hated this movie').

RIP. I also didnt realize he was still alive when Avengers came out; feels like forever ago that he left us.

Die Hard was the review that surprised me.

"I'm calling it now. Ebert likes it. Siskel hates it."
[clip opens to Siskel praising Die Hard]
"Oh, so they both like it."
[Ebert bashes Die Hard]
"Gene... talk sense into Roger."

TopicApparently Mars Attacks was originally going to be Dinosaurs Attack
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:38:28 PM
#9
I never saw those cards back in the day, but I have seen all of them now thanks to the magic of YouTube.

Part of me feels that it would have made a better movie. Part of me thinks that the dinosaur effects would have been too expensive or that the violence would have been too toned down to bother with.

Also, the Rhedosaurus from The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and the Paleosaurus from The Giant Behemoth both had unlicensed cameos. I doubt they would have made it into the film.
TopicIs your life miserable? Just lie back and think of Mars.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:36:25 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/3/AAdlC_AAC3Q9.jpg
TopicMega Man X Dive is on steam now, full of jiggling reploid titties >_>
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:35:25 PM
#49
"What does this robot do?"
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:31:55 PM
#42
Femputer posted...
bro

Why are you even posting?
TopicRoger Ebert gave The Avengers three stars. This was his review.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:30:54 PM
#12
It's weird that he got on Batman Returns for being too busy, then went on to praise Avengers for creating characters at dizzying speed.

I guess one's expectations over pacing and the number of characters can change over decades. When it came out in the 1950s, The Searchers was said to have been too fast-paced and too action-packed. There are people today who would fall asleep while watching it.
TopicIt's a shame that other people's right to live is politicized.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:27:33 PM
#1
Imagine if Trump had said that people have a right to drive drunk. Driving intoxicated would have become a badge of honor.

Then many of his followers would have disowned him if he said years later that you should drive safely.

<_<
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 12:16:44 PM
#40
Did I say all people on the left were that way?

Did it hurt your feelings that I implied that not everyone on our side of the political equation is a nicey-nice guy? I would have mentioned right-wingers wanting the same thing, but then I would have been hit with a "both sides" reply. The truth of the matter is that there are people on both sides who would want this conflict -- or who think that they do. It takes two sides to go to war. There wouldn't be talk of a civil war if there weren't people on both sides desiring conflict.

TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:44:23 AM
#37
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
You're a mad cookie

Yeah, I took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

That's part of the bullshit of politics. An accusation can be thrown at you with something as simple as an emoji and then it's up to you to jump through hoops to prove you're not what you were accused of being.

The day I keep my mouth shut for the greater good is the day I die. I will always call out members of my faith who use religion to hurt people. I will always call out bigots who claim to represent my ethnic group. And I will always call out dirt on both sides of the political equation -- even if one side is objectively worse than the other.

I don't believe in the "greater good." If someone on the left is acting like an ass, and my calling them out on it somehow strengths the right, then it's their responsibility not to act like an ass. I won't be frightened into silence with false accusations.
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:25:12 AM
#32
The people are who say "don't call the left out on anything" are the exact people who need to be called out.
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:24:28 AM
#31
That was sarcasm.
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:21:12 AM
#29
Fuck off.

I won't fall into "one side invariably good, one side invariably bad or you're secretly the enemy" bullshit. That's grade-school level propaganda.

Yes, the right is collectively worse. They have literal neo nazis among them. That doesn't mean the left are invariably saints.
TopicI called him alt-right first, and everyone laughed at me
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:19:00 AM
#9
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Him?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/2/AAQnM_AAC3QA.jpg

Somehow, I don't think this individual would be popular among the alt-right.
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:16:58 AM
#27
Femputer posted...
Oh?

I'm sorry. All bad things are on the right side of the political equation. Lemme revise that post:

I know a lot of people on the left are begrudgingly resolved to defend themselves in the face of tyranny; willing to take lives only when forced to by the science-hating, women-hating, minority-hating, fearful, aggressive, stupid, unwashed neo-nazi herds storming the gates of freedom and intellectual tranquility. And I know furthermore that these righteous beings would never enjoy defeating the enemy. None on the left would pleasure in killing for their only hatred is for the conflict itself.



That better?
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/29/22 11:11:03 AM
#24
XxKrebsxX posted...
Im more interested in how the world would react in this scenario.

Russia would immediately begin ass fucking Eastern Europe.

China would take advantage and finally deal with their Taiwan problem.

Also, goodbye South Korea.

You're absolutely right.

But I doubt Americans who want another civil war care what happens to the rest of the world so long as they own the opposition.
TopicIn a Civil War part II blue states would dominate.
FortuneCookie
01/28/22 11:44:12 PM
#10
Yeah, no.

I know a lot of people on the left wish they could go around shooting right-wingers, but that would end poorly for them.

Even if the left were guaranteed to win, it would be an absolute failing for America to resort to violence against itself.
TopicThis video gives you an idea of how large the adult male lion is
FortuneCookie
01/28/22 11:37:43 PM
#7
UT1999 posted...
wow that was an awesome video. do you also like watching big cat videos on youtube?

I've been watching some wildlife videos on YouTube. Wolves, big cats, etc.
TopicAfter all these years, Butch and Cassidy finally returned in the Pokemon anime.
FortuneCookie
01/28/22 10:26:48 PM
#30
Solar_Crimson posted...
Also, Butch had a female Meowth that TR Meowth fell in love with, but she ended up falling for a Persian. I guess some things never change...

When first I read this sentence, I thought you said Butch fell in love with a female Meowth.

<_<
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