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| Topic | Who's more talented, Neko Case or Layne Staley (Alice in Chains)? |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 11:09:40 PM #3 | I dunno, I'm just shocked to see Neko Case come up at all. I Wish I Was The Moon is one of my favorite songs. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Tales of Vesperia leaving Gamepass |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 11:05:10 PM #6 | It sucks when stuff goes missing from subscription services, I was playing Saints Row 3 a while back and it got taken off of gamepass halfway through. Shit sucked. But that's a reality of the platform, stuff comes and goes. It's shitty if you're halfway through a game and it gets taken off the roster, but I don't begrudge anyone for it because the agreement ran out. I don't want to be a corporate bootlicker - I was originally gonna flame you like an asshole before I thought my response through like this - but just like Netflix, shit gets pulled sometimes. That's an unfortunate reality of subscription services, rights expire and contracts lapse. Either play it while it's there, buy the game so you can keep playing it, or take some measure of protest for your rights as a consumer. I'd even argue that the last option is the best option with enough backing, because as consumers we are seeing personal ownership eroding with each successive generation of gaming. A company could install a patch barring you from playing a game you bought because they don't recognise the license you bought as legitimate and they don't feel the need to honor their end of the deal, which is to play the game you bought for their platform. But until that last option is feasible - you've just gotta live with the terms and conditions of the Game Pass service. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Is it fair for me to ask my therapist not to say triggering things to me? |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 10:52:32 PM #66 | For sure. There's something to be said to the effect of "they might think you need to hear it and they're trying to help you", but if you need to ask for something to be omitted, then you need to ask. Therapy involves work on your part to become a better person, but I fully believe that the therapist needs to do a significant amount of work with you to maintain a bond of trust. A therapist can hurt you, a therapist can be shitty. As a client, you need to be able to say "I would prefer that you don't say that because it upsets me". I had a counsellor where I went into the sessions from one angle, but later on my circumstances changed and I needed other support. But the care didn't pivot with my needs, and the sessions got more alienating and hostile the more I had them because my counsellor's focus wasn't on what I needed help with. I did need help with the topic she was focusing on, but there was a greater need that wasn't being met. At one point she said "I don't think we can continue, I don't think you want help", and I cried because it felt like I was being given up on and I was going through a significantly hard time already. And she had the fucking gall to say that "the fact that you reacted that way tells me that you're open to being helped" and shit. Like she was going to hurt my fucking feelings to break me down and help me rebuild when I collapsed. I never trusted her after that - we had 3 more sessions booked, and I did them all without opening up to her because I didn't trust her. That act ruined my trust in her. Therapy is a game of give and take. You need to put in the effort to get better, and therapy can be uncomfortable to that point. Sometimes, you do need to hear some uncomfortable truths. But that doesn't mean your therapist has the right to inflame you or make you uncomfortable without your permission. Chances are they didn't understand that what they said was triggering, and they won't know until you ask them to stop. Or maybe when you bring it up with them, they can offer a reasonable explanation why they were using that language that amounts to then trying to hurt you, at which point you can discuss further. If they don't do any of that, or double down - god forbid - you need to find a new therapist. So basically, you should bring it up with them. They won't stop if they don't know what the problem is. Edit: just saw that you got it sorted. Glad to hear you're doing okay. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | New "Hellraiser" on Hulu confirmed to have female Pinhead |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 10:08:46 PM #43 | wickerman posted... hellraiser should not be remade.Ehh. I mean the movie has a ton of sequels that are total dogshit, if you don't like the remake just fold it in with the shitty sequels. There's a certain point where a franchise just doesn't care any more, and you can like what you like and discard the rest. Hellraiser is one of those franchises. Why should this be regarded as strongly as the last four direct-to-dvd Hellraiser movies? --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Would you be open to dating a trans person? |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 10:05:15 PM #18 | For sure. I'd totally date a trans lady. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 84 - The Smackems of Johnny's Nutcase |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:22:47 PM #466 | boothoven --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 84 - The Smackems of Johnny's Nutcase |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:20:30 PM #464 | Goddamn, I drank 10 beers last night and started swilling Jager from the bottle. Feel pretty gross this morning. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | I forgot I got drunk and have work in the morning |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:17:08 PM #4 | Good, suffer --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Study: Millennials and Gen Z are quitting their jobs in record numbers |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:13:57 PM #60 | ZannoL posted... But a new global study of 5,500 workers and small-business leaders"IT'S THOSE FUCKING MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS!!!" --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | 10 y/o named LEGEND was Horrifically FLATTENED by a HORSE in TEXAS!! |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:10:38 PM #15 | --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | If your main social media is GameFAQs and you only play OSRS |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:03:07 PM #8 | FL81 posted... literally me --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | 10 y/o named LEGEND was Horrifically FLATTENED by a HORSE in TEXAS!! |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 8:01:53 PM #8 | Christ dude, a 5th grader is dead. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | $900 for Pokemon Box, unsealed |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 7:51:09 PM #6 | Oh man, I had this once upon a time. Shit sucked. Oh but you get a Jirachi egg if you store enough Pokemon! But why in the name of fuck would I ever want to back up my Pokemon on a GameCube memory card? Shit is inconvenient. The best thing about Pokemon Box is that it came with a GBA to GameCube link cable. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | So what's the Squid Game porn parody gonna be called? |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 7:46:17 PM #11 | Quid game, British chicks are competing to make the most amount of guys cum for money. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch OLED or wait for another upgraded model |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 6:35:08 AM #12 | You save directly to the console, but Switch Online has a save cloud feature. The base subscription is $20 a year, with lower costs for a monthly, tri-monthly or half-yearly subscription. So you could spend like $3 on a month of Switch Online, back up all your saves, get the new Switch, download your save data and then opt out of the auto-renewal process. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | All this NFT shit is mind-bogglingly stupid and the art is hideous. |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 5:53:42 AM #16 | No you don't get it. The art is intentionally shitty because they're insulting artists by making absolute dogshit and selling it for thousands of times more than an art commissioner will make in their lifetimes. That's because all art commissioners are weebs, leftists and furries, and the le epic redpilled NFT crowd are based epic memelords. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Noted Ancient Bigot Koichi Sugiyama Finally Dead |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 5:50:37 AM #23 | The OP had me pretty mad ngl. But yeah, it sounds like he was a huge asshole. :/ I still adore the work he did on the DQ series though. Didn't really know any of this until the other posts in this thread. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch OLED or wait for another upgraded model |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 2:15:40 AM #6 | I'm thinking of getting the OLED, but I also think a better Switch is right around the corner. For example, the chip that the Switch runs on has been discontinued, and the Switch came out in March 2017 - that was four years ago, and consoles tend to have a shelf life of five to six years. If you have the disposable income, I would say that you should still buy the OLED. The resell value should be pretty great if there is a new console coming just down the line, and you can probably score a couple loose cart-only games on eBay or something. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 84 - The Smackems of Johnny's Nutcase |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 2:06:45 AM #453 | Questionmarktarius posted... Until AO is allowed on consoles, those don't exist.There's a puzzle game published by East Asia Soft called Crawlco Block Knockers, where you do block puzzles in the vein of those old smutty Japanese arcade games until you uncover a picture of a lady with her boobs out. There's also lewd anime games published by the same company, where playing mahjong solitaire or klondike solitaire changes an anime girl's costume into something really pervy. There's plenty of smutty games on the Switch. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 84 - The Smackems of Johnny's Nutcase |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 2:01:25 AM #449 | I just made a secondary Switch account so I can play smutty games without my friend list seeing. Guess which account is the perv account? --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | I didn't know Justin Whang was so old. Damn. |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:49:24 AM #4 | I thought the was an old-looking young dude. Like early to mid 30s at the most. But this news doesn't surprise me, because he was a net-literate teenager in the era of YTMND and chain letters. Of course he's about to hit 40, the era of the internet he grew up with was between 18-23 years ago. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Drinking Topic 84 - The Smackems of Johnny's Nutcase |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:38:01 AM #438 | The inspirobot retweets other people's inspirational messages, and posts some of their own: --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | What is the genuine appeal of Friends? It's not funny at all. |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:32:54 AM #29 | I think people like it because they like the characters. It's not a hugely plot-driven show, it's essentially a slice of life where you're watching these characters go about their daily lives and being friends. It's the same reason you might watch K-ON over Attack on Titan if you're an anime fan. Personally, I never got it as a kid - never really got Cheers either. I got Seinfeld and Frasier, but Friends was just this awful cheesy mess that I never got into. But I understand how people could find it comforting and amusing. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | According to Jim is now 20 years old |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:29:49 AM #11 | BlinxTheSweeper posted... This guy?Wait what the fuck? Jim Belushi watches anime, and has seen Makoto Shinkai movies? Fucking Christ, TIL --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | According to Jim is now 20 years old |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:24:44 AM #9 | I remember watching According to Jim after school in high school. It filled a niche, it was something to watch. I didn't mind it - I think there are much better sitcoms out there, like How I Met Your Mother and the Drew Carey Show for starters, but I don't begrudge According to Jim for what it is. There was one scene that made me laugh out loud - Jim and his neighbour/best friend Andy are out in the woods hunting wild turkeys. After spending all day without coming across one, Jim puts his crossbow down and goes to take a leak. But as he's pissing, a turkey walks up to Andy's complete disbelief - and it pecks at the crossbow until it fires a bolt directly into Jim's ass. Fuck it - it's stupid, but I fucking loved it. Other than that, I'm ambivalent towards According to Jim. It existed, and I watched it. I don't particularly regret it, either. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | When my mom was my age, I was 2 years old. |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 1:19:55 AM #32 | Between May and August, my mum was exactly twice my age. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Metroid Dread reviews are going up |
| MrMallard 10/07/21 12:48:48 AM #43 | Metroid games have a very flexible playtime. The games are known for inspiring a lot of sequence breaking, and people try to complete the game with the lowest completion percentage possible. It wouldn't surprise me if you could beat Metroid Dread in two and a half hours. It wouldn't surprise me if people could nail down a speedrun that takes less than an hour. What matters is that there are collectibles and secrets and stuff that make exploring the map and replaying the game interesting, satisfying and fun. Because what I love about Metroid is exploring the map, finding hidden shit and powering up Samus. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | How to get therapy, WITHOUT the therapist. |
| MrMallard 10/06/21 3:03:14 PM #6 | Step 1: get a friend who's in therapy Step 2: receive trickle down therapy as they communicate what they're learning with each new session --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | BREAKING: Active shooter at Texas high school |
| MrMallard 10/06/21 3:00:45 PM #80 | Who'd get more jailtime in Texas, an active shooter at a high school or a woman getting an abortion? Glibness aside, fuck this active shooter prick. Whether he goes to jail or not, I hope he gets clocked across the face one way or the other. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Were water beds the boomer version of the tide pod challenge? |
| MrMallard 10/06/21 2:58:06 PM #22 | This is like asking if fainting couches were the Victorian equivalent of flagpole sitting. It makes no fucking sense. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Metroid Dread reviews are going up |
| MrMallard 10/06/21 10:57:04 AM #23 | g0ldie posted... I kinda regret that I missed out on the Metroid franchise.It's not too late. Have you ever played Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, or any of the post-SotN games that came out on the GBA? The sense of exploration and powering up is remarkably similar, with the difference being that Castlevania is melee-focused and Metroid focuses on ranged combat. Metroid: Zero Mission is the one that got me into the games - I've tried to play Super Metroid a couple of times but the controls and sound effects are just kinda weird to go back to. But Zero Mission has aged incredibly gracefully, as both a standalone experience and as an updated remake of the first Metroid game. It came out after the Game Boy Advance line began getting backlights, so it didn't overcompensate for the GBA's original screen with vibrant, exaggerated color palettes like Metroid Fusion or DKC1 did. Basically what I'm saying is that if the Metroid bug ever hits you, Zero Mission is a solid starting point. Or shit, Dread might go down as the game that matched or exceeded the rest of the side-scrolling games. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | I'm a restless trans woman, AMA |
| MrMallard 10/06/21 10:48:13 AM #38 | I think you may have mentioned that you were trans one or twice before, but I don't think it's really sunk in. Like I recognise your username and I like you, but that aspect always slips my mind. When I think of trans users I mostly think of Sayoria and Hair. What's been going on? I don't see you around CE that often. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Mr T has not aged well |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 8:47:47 PM #24 | Man's in his 70s or whatever now. People age, and he's still sporting a look from 40 years ago. Of course he's gonna look a little worse for wear. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | The average person falls for 3 NFT scams a year |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 8:45:21 PM #6 | I was coming into this thread to make a Georg joke, I love this stupid ass meme lol --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Kyrsten Sinema locks herself in ASU bathroom as protestors demand answers |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 12:31:26 PM #54 | Sinema is a public servant who's gone against the will of her constituents. The people who she represents have a right to hold her accountable. Politics is a tough job and you've got to be able to take it, even at the best of times. Kyrsten Sinema has showed herself to be a dishonest snake and her constituents are right to be pissed at her. There's no violence, there's no intent to hurt or to maim - these people want to know why she's acting directly against the same values she campaigned on, and if she doesn't have the courage to face them, then fuck her. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 12:06:00 PM #172 | Phoenix Wright has Project X Zone, at least. I'm still stoked that Mega Man got his day in the limelight once again. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Goodbye, Sakurai |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 12:01:17 PM #7 | BroodRyu posted... They probably shipped him immediately back into the dev room to work on the new Kirby game.The new Kirby is set in a post-apocalyptic setting because of Sakurai's immense disdain towards humanity after working in the Smash Mines for the past 3 years. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | What an interesting topic to deemed trolling |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:24:32 AM #3 | 17 karma alt complaining about a moderation? seems like a trustworthy fella --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:22:48 AM #148 | LinkPizza posted... But Persona Q was on DS. The character doesnt have to be in the game. They just have to be part of a series that had one entry on a Nintendo System oh my goooooood --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:21:23 AM #147 | Also fwiw, Kingdom Hearts has a rhythm game on Switch. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Anti-vaxxers: "Everyone in the healthcare industry is a murderer" |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:19:57 AM #18 | Legit had someone tell me that I ruined my immune system and turned it into a subscription service for big pharma to milk for profit because I got the first dose of the vaccine. Fuck these morons. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | lmao "cloud" versions of Kingdom Hearts for Switch |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:17:47 AM #11 | thanks, I eventually found it. Sorry for getting snippy, didn't mean to come off as an ass. Yeah, this sucks. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:14:42 AM #143 | LinkPizza posted... I have a question. Why did so many people think Master Chief? All the characters have been video game characters from a series with at least one entry on a Nintendo console. So, why did people think Master Chief? AFAIK, there was no Halo game on Nintendo, correct?Persona 5 was a PlayStation exclusive until Strikers, and Joker is in Smash. And I agree, but at the same time MC did show up in Fortnite alongside Kratos and some other guy. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Sora and Banjo probably the most shocking Smash reveals to be honest |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:13:20 AM #3 | sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... SnakeSnake?! --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | lmao "cloud" versions of Kingdom Hearts for Switch |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:13:00 AM #5 | Bio1590 posted... I have a PS5 so no need.Hold up - I'm pretty sure they just said KH3 is a cloud version. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:11:46 AM #139 | RchHomieQuanChi posted... And then our Life Will ChangeA fully fledged Atlus RPG on the Switch would be like a River in the Desert. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Francis Collins stepping down as director of the NIH |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:02:21 AM #3 | I mean sure, but Sora's in Smash! --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
| Topic | Official Final Smash Ultimate Character Reveal Topic |
| MrMallard 10/05/21 11:01:13 AM #134 | Calwings posted... So they ended up getting the KH games on Switch to promote Sora, but we still don't have Persona 5 on Switch.It'll get released eventually. You'll never see it coming. --- I'm gonna burn it all down today, and sweep all the ashes away Now Playing: Pokemon HeartGold, Minecraft, Oldschool Runescape |
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