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TopicI hope Eminem takes a KNEE during the half-time performance
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:47:25 PM
#25
That makes a great deal of sense

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TopicI hope Eminem takes a KNEE during the half-time performance
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:43:13 PM
#21
Clarence_Royce posted...
Let's not also forget when he bitched out and did a duet with Elton John lol.
Who wouldnt? Hes the fucking Rocketman

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TopicI hope Eminem takes a KNEE during the half-time performance
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:28:10 PM
#10
Fam_Fam posted...
you were saying?
Ive already said it ^

lol

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TopicI hope Eminem takes a KNEE during the half-time performance
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:24:58 PM
#8
He took the knee? Then Im happy to say I was wrong about him.

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TopicI hope Eminem takes a KNEE during the half-time performance
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:14:43 PM
#5
SaccharineSmile posted...
he said he wanted too but da NFL said no

Dude pretends hes a rebel and all but he owes his career to being faux naughty. Hell just suckle the NFL teat like a good little shill.

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TopicAre bichon frises good dogs?
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 8:00:53 PM
#43
Are they the As Good as It Gets dogs, or am I thinking of something else? Maybe a griffin?

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TopicJordan Peterson having a meltie
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 7:13:12 PM
#6
LMFAO. Sounds like hes having a real one.

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Topic"why can't we make fun of transgender kids at school?"
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 7:00:07 PM
#57
DocDelicious posted...


It's not allowed, nor should it be. But it should be possible. No group should be completely immune to ridicule, just as not group should be immune to the consequences of that ridicule.
Are you always such a wonky donkey?

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TopicITT, Imit8m3 teaches us how to be as badass as they are
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 6:30:50 PM
#3
Heartomaton posted...
I need lessons. I'm barely badass enough to tell a fast food worker that they got my order wrong.
I know, right?

I cant even hang up on a telemarketer

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TopicITT, Imit8m3 teaches us how to be as badass as they are
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 6:28:43 PM
#1
@Imit8m3

Can you please teach us? Or at least me?

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TopicParents should NOT be kissing their children on the lips.
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 6:10:56 PM
#22
Some random old lady just randomly kissed my daughter on the lips in the supermarket when she was about 3 months old.

I mean, what the fuck, people

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TopicIndia considering BANNING crackers from entering their stores!!!
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 6:06:04 PM
#19
Imit8m3 posted...
Grew up in Hawaii, where I was the minority.
They have their own slur for white people, which I was called CONSTANTLY. Especially when they would throw hands for me being white. Eventually I fought back, disabling my attacker permanently.
I'm not really hurt, I'm trying to prevent more needless feeding tubes from being put in.

Wow, youre an absolute badass!

Are you also a ninja?


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TopicFor all intense sad porpoises
The_Creep_2020
02/13/22 5:52:15 PM
#1
Its survival of the fishnets

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Topic$77,000 but you have to defeat your mother in a boxing match.
The_Creep_2020
02/12/22 7:23:34 PM
#7
Hell no. My mum would beat the shit outta me.

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TopicDo you think video games should be a platform for addressing social injustices?
The_Creep_2020
02/12/22 9:59:39 AM
#26
SauI_Goodman posted...
People could always choose not to buy them if they do.


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TopicIt's 3pm and I'm lying in bed
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 10:02:03 AM
#12
teep_ posted...
Germany. You're in Aus/NZ?
No >_>

Maybe:

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TopicChristians believe what's in the Bible because it's the word of God
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 10:00:59 AM
#13
Vyrulisse posted...
Weird how you religion bashers only mention Christians.

Its almost like most of us come from countries where Christianity is the most prevalent religion.

For what its worth, the moment people try pushing shitty, regressive laws or governmental policy in the name of Zoroastrian values in my country, I will issue a complete and genuine apology for making fun of Christianity.

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TopicChristians believe what's in the Bible because it's the word of God
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:53:42 AM
#5
The Bible is the worst game of telephone in the world.

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TopicTFW you have a day off and you spend half of it wishing you were back in bed.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:52:17 AM
#11
eston posted...
Well I guess in my situation, I still have to get up and drive my kid to school at the same time as any other morning, so it makes less sense to come home and get back in bed. I do stay in bed a little longer on those days since I don't have to take a shower and get dressed for work, but it's only like 30 minutes

Oh yeah, I have kids too. Which is why any time that could be spent sleeping is precious and irreplaceable

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TopicTFW you have a day off and you spend half of it wishing you were back in bed.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:36:49 AM
#7
thronedfire2 posted...
Usually when I have a day off I do spend half of it in bed
Sounds sensible. Sounds very sensible.

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TopicTFW you have a day off and you spend half of it wishing you were back in bed.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:35:02 AM
#5
eston posted...
I actually prefer to do this when I take time off. It feels like a waste if I spend it sleeping, and I can sleep on the weekends
Sounds like a waste, then. If you dont want to be back in bed, dont wish youre back in bed.

If youd rather be in bed, then spend the time in bed.

Its your time to waste as you wish, though.

Just know Ill be sitting in the corner judging you harshly. Youll recognise me. Ill be the little goblin person wishing they were back in bed.

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TopicIt's 3pm and I'm lying in bed
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:30:59 AM
#9
Its 1:30 AM here. Where the bloody hell are you?

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TopicTFW you have a day off and you spend half of it wishing you were back in bed.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:29:36 AM
#3
I dont know if there are actually any little squirrels in Greenland.

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TopicTFW you have a day off and you spend half of it wishing you were back in bed.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 9:29:03 AM
#2
Are you new to adult life?

Its like, day off but you wake up exactly when you would usually wake up and cannot go back to sleep for all the little squirrels in Greenland.

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TopicI was reading the Wikipedia article on Mao and uhhh
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 7:27:26 AM
#19
The quotey quotey stuff 0x posted was interesting, considering how China is using the Confucian Institute worldwide in a similar capacity to what the friendship societies were used for in the Cold War by the KGB, and its antecedent after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Confucianism is both the CCPs crutch and its shackle.

That said, fuck authoritarianism in all its forms.

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 6:33:13 AM
#68
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

We need more cheeseorcs

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TopicI was reading the Wikipedia article on Mao and uhhh
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 6:31:56 AM
#2
0x4B616E6A6F posted...
...compared to Stalin and Hitler, they really try to handwave away Mao's atrocities.

It's a very positive depiction of him on Wikipedia and I don't know what to think.

Think Wumao


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TopicGot any nifty scars, CE?
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 6:30:48 AM
#28
TerrifyingRei posted...
i have a decent scar on the inside of my palm from when i sliced my hand open at work.

I have a scar on the top of my head that's covered up by a thick layer of hair from when our folding ping-pong table fell on me when i was a kid.

surprisingly i have no visible scars from when I rolled an ATV at 70k/h and died.

Im glad you got better?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AAeu1yAAC6cC.jpg


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TopicHappy 90th birthday John Williams!
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 5:42:21 AM
#7
Kesaru posted...
who
The guy who did the music for Aliens

Please see my original post

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:21:45 AM
#44
Xethuminra posted...
Yeah

Orcs are dull green. Goblins are bright green.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/3/AAeu1yAAC6bT.jpg

Distinctly not green. blue Stilton maybe, but not green.

Also weirdly Felicia Day

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:15:45 AM
#41
-GalacticBass- posted...
Oh no, a mythology based on northern europe where predominantly white folk live has too many white people! There's no other way, this MUST be racist!
Let me guess, you had a whinge and a whine about the Witcher casting, too?

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:14:15 AM
#39
Mibahlzitch posted...
oh no, everyone isn't white, this scares me so much i must be sarcastic about it
Its pretty fucking telling, to be honest.

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:08:12 AM
#37
project_night posted...
Diversity in fantasy is great if it makes sense. Wheel of Time was pretty immersion breaking when some random isolated medieval town had more diversity than most modern large American cities, lol. If it was maybe it was a huge trading city with travelers from all over the world, it would make sense.

.

Is diversity in fantasy the new honesty in journalism?

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TopicPeter Jackson's racist Lotr trilogy finally getting retconned
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:07:27 AM
#36
Xethuminra posted...
I would be extremely interested in seeing Lord of the Rings done with a cast of dark skinned people.

would the orcs still be green?
Were they green in the films?

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TopicHappy 90th birthday John Williams!
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 4:05:31 AM
#1
Lets celebrate his birthday with his best scores!

https://youtu.be/9tjdswqGGVg

https://youtu.be/6H3UiwU1N5I

how do you piss off a film soundtrack nerd?

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:44:37 AM
#30
DeadBankerDream posted...
Queen cause I really like Under Pressure, but I've never liked anything by Bowie.
Ooh, who wants to tell them?

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TopicDo you have a bidet? If not, why?
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:26:47 AM
#3
If I wanted my butthole to be sprayed with water, Id have it done by a person, not some soulless machine.

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:23:42 AM
#28
SiO4 posted...
Oh, there are so many more you might like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoDamvrfUbQ
Low is a great album

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:22:02 AM
#26
MrToothHasYou posted...
Queen is great, and Bowie loses a few points because he went that fascist phase, but its still Bowie by a mile
Eh, that was also his cokey cokey phase, so Im willing to write that off as drug psychosis.

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 3:08:49 AM
#20
Pandamonic posted...
Ashes To Ashes

Also Starman
So thats at least two.

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TopicDavid Lynch, Alejandro Jodorosky, Jaco van Dormael, Stan Brakhage, Andy Warhol.
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 2:41:30 AM
#3
Werner Herzog?

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TopicQueen VS David Bowie
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 2:41:13 AM
#14
https://youtu.be/pnRNAIQAc50

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TopicBlaire Ivory when she started doing porn was the hottest porngirl ever
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 2:36:08 AM
#16
Lost_All_Senses posted...
There's a joke here I can't put together. All I know is this topic is about a porn star and you just used the expression "spitting image". Man, if I wasn't so tired, you guys would be laughing up something fierce right now.

Yeah, thats why I used it ;)

If theres any possibility for a double entendre, pun or innuendo, Im gonna shove it in whether its awkward or not.

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TopicBlaire Ivory when she started doing porn was the hottest porngirl ever
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:53:03 AM
#10
She looks like the absolute spitting image of one of my friends from university.

Fucking weird.

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TopicIf you could make recreational drugs and alcohol disappear, would you?
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:51:49 AM
#25
Nah.

I can choose what goes into my body. As long as people arent jeopardising my health and safety or that of my family with what they put into theirs, it aint my business.

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TopicVoice Actor for BENDER has REFUSED to return to FUTURAMA cause he wants MONEY!!
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:50:25 AM
#40
You either die Futurama or live long enough to become The Simpsons

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TopicDrinking Topic 116 - ass wiggling party
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:48:53 AM
#191
CanuckCowboy posted...
Weird.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/9/AANJGaAAC6aT.jpg
You can turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a cat.

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Topicwhat happened to the lol liberal parents topic?
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:47:32 AM
#20
So are they admitting that Christianity is on par with being a Star Wars fan?

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Topiccan you develop a tolerance to undercooked meat?
The_Creep_2020
02/11/22 1:45:02 AM
#26
Alteres posted...
Was your dads name jack?
No, but he died ashamed of and disgusted by me. Does that count?

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