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UnfairRepresent
02/12/22 7:12:27 PM
#1:


Would you do it?


Money is after tax but to earn it you have to defeat your mom in a boxing match.

You won't get anything if you lose or draw. Your mom will be legitimately trying her best to win if you accept the fight.

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Would you do it?

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Heartomaton
02/12/22 7:14:09 PM
#2:


My mother would punch me if I didn't accept this deal. She'd be more than willing to take a few hits for $77,000.

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Turbam
02/12/22 7:14:40 PM
#3:


Mama said knock you out

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Guide
02/12/22 7:15:44 PM
#5:


Given my mom's lack of fitness, this would be over in a round where she just gives up from exhaustion. No blows need be landed.

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a-c-a-b
02/12/22 7:20:34 PM
#6:


Pass.

I don't have a good relationship with my Mom but I could never hit her.

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The_Creep_2020
02/12/22 7:23:34 PM
#7:


Hell no. My mum would beat the shit outta me.

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MabusIncarnate
02/12/22 7:24:23 PM
#8:


a-c-a-b posted...
Pass.

I don't have a good relationship with my Mom but I could never hit her.


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g0ldie
02/12/22 7:25:59 PM
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I'd bop her on the forehead a few times, for points, as gently as possible, then spend the rest of the match dodging her.

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nfearurspecimn
02/12/22 7:29:58 PM
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wtf no?

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/22 7:35:44 PM
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Id do it. Id run around the ring with my arms up after I won.

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Biofighter55
02/12/22 8:00:48 PM
#13:


cant do it
I want the money but no, not fighting my mom

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Machete
02/12/22 8:09:46 PM
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I couldn't even get my mother to half assed punch me in the gut to prove a point. I don't know what "trying her best" even means, but if I had the option of just taking everything until she gets tired and quits and I win by default, that would be the best option (and I would obviously give her some of the winnings for going along with it).

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NoxObscuras
02/12/22 8:13:12 PM
#15:


Pass. I could easily beat my mom in a fight, but I'm not trying to hurt my mom.

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/22 7:46:59 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id do it. Id run around the ring with my arms up after I won.
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The Popo
02/13/22 8:10:26 AM
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I voted no, although

You won't get anything if you lose or draw

She honestly wouldnt be able to touch me, and shed tire out very fast. I could give a few light, non-damaging taps every round, which would put me up on points. Then Id win via unanimous decision.

But Im guessing thats against the spirit of the poll. The real question is if wed knock our mothers out for $77K, to which Id say hell no.

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mooreandrew58
02/13/22 8:16:36 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Hell no. My mum would beat the shit outta me.

This is possible for me. I'm in far better shape and endurance but she has the kinda combat knowledge she could put me down in one blow. It was like 15 years ago but I saw her do it to my brother who was a good 6 inches taller and a hundred lbs heavier than her. Then another time she had a mentally abusive husband. He never got physically abusive till she had a stroke. Woman was on a walker and still throat punched the fucker ending his aggression towards her. She was on the riot team for a male prison. Even if I was willing to hit her I wouldn't be too confident I'd beat her.

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Ricemills
02/13/22 8:30:25 AM
#19:


tough choice, i can't hit her but this guy made a point.

Heartomaton posted...
My mother would punch me if I didn't accept this deal. She'd be more than willing to take a few hits for $77,000.

and the OP didn't say that I have to KO her anyway. she will definitely exhausted herself and a TKO is coming.


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YWS-is-King
02/13/22 8:48:12 AM
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Easy. Im bigger and stronger and I can just pull my punches and win on points.

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Xedhadeaus
02/13/22 9:23:26 AM
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Yep

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Kloe_Rinz
02/13/22 9:43:14 AM
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Im not going to hit my mother for that little amount
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Jiek_Fafn
02/13/22 10:23:10 AM
#24:


OHKO
I wouldn't prolong it like some of you cruel bastards and embarass her

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NatsuSama
02/13/22 10:42:52 AM
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I'm not familiar with all of the boxing rules. If there's a way too loophole my way into a victory without actually harming her, I'm in.

Otherwise no. I dont hate my mother.

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/22 12:14:34 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Im not going to hit my mother for that little amount
lol

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