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As a kid I played FF1, but I was too young and stupid to understand it.

then it was ff7 and my life was changed forever

Your ex just FaceTimed me while she was taking a dump

and I was like, why are you FaceTiming me? My cameras are all set up, Im literally already watching

girls are so weird

Noumas posted...

I'm still confused by this. I tried skimming the second and third to see what you meant but got lost trying to understand what was going on

The second film ends with Matt Damon killing that guy with his car, then getting away. Then he goes to russia (or he was already in russia maybe) and goes to visit the daughter of the people he killed in his first hit, in which he killed a politician but his wife was there so he has to kill her too, then plants the gun on her so it looks like a murder suicide. He tells the daughter what really happened, so she has closure and doesnt hate her mom. Great scene. The next scene shows Matt Damon calling Joan Allens character and her being like yo, thank you, I believe youre a good guy. Btw I figured out your real name and birthday. Its David Webb (iirc) and tells him his birthday. He is kinda like hmm.. and then says get some rest, you look tired or something like that. Those three scenes are back to back to back so were led to believe theyre back to back to back timeline wise.

then the third movie starts, and a bunch of shit happens, Matt Damon and Joan Allens character learn about black briar which Matt Damon was the first person to do, which was treadstone but more fucked up, thats why hes so Superman. The main government guy in the third one does a bunch of illegal shit in the name of national security, and Joan Allen starts being like hmmm no thats not cool. Bad government guy starts following her and is trying to kill Matt Damon.

halfway through the movie (or maybe a little less than halfway like Deadbankerdream said, but remembering back its one of the last things that happen so I honestly think it might be more than halfway) we get to the point where Matt Damon calls Joan Allens character and were given the same scene from the second movie where she tells him his name and shit. So the entire first half of the third movie takes place between the second to last and last scene of the second movie. And the scene makes way more sense in context of whats going on, and Joan Allen gives him a code of the address where hes supposed to go to, because she tells him the wrong birthday. I thought it was brilliantly done, and super surprising.

The_tall_midget posted...

Fat, black, paraplegic, 400 pounds, bisexual woman.

Let's check all them "diversity" columns.

Diversity? In my fiction?!

KodyKeir posted...

I'd like to see Idris but he is 49, so I went with Rege-Jean Page.

I know Henry Cavill really wants the role but he's already Superman and Geralt, like leave some roles for other actors man. (though I think he would do well in the role)

He should start taking womens roles after he gets all of the mens roles

Timothy chalamet

ParanoidObsessive posted...

But it will likely be a different kind of trouble. And the mysteries of the human heart are rarely purely logical or rational

Well, he says

darling youve got to let me know
should I stay or should I go
if you say that you are mine
Ill be here till the end of time

if I go there will be trouble
but if I stay it will be double

this sounds like a toxic relationship to me

TheGoldenEel posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/8/AAW8UqAAC19S.jpg

This reads like a tinder profile of somebody I wouldnt want to fuck

Go visit my old high school and shit on the front lawn for me

SilentSeph posted...

Dickscrimination

Close the topic

All racism is born from penis size and fear of others having better sex with your wife than you do

Stay or go seems quite obvious. If he goes there will be trouble, but if he stays it will be double.

so just obvious math says he should go. Because if he goes there will be trouble, but if he stays there will be TWICE as much trouble.

This is a classic music mystery that has plagued people since the song came out in 1847, but I finally have cracked the case.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAFeIUAAC14F.jpg

Metalocolypse was a good show though. Love Brendan small

Im not

fuck you Jesus

I have an evolving wilds dnd mtg card and I love it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAFeIUAAC14F.jpg

looks so funny in my deck

You should see the cutscenes for nba 2k21

Jesus theyre so bad its crazy

Sackgurl posted...

i'm sure the 20 women who have publicly accused donald trump of sexually assaulting them remember as well

I mean, he literally admitted to it

When youre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

fuckin disgusting

OVERGOATED posted...

make sure to hold down a buttons while throwing the pokeball to increase your chances.

I refuse to believe this doesnt help

Wow thats crazy. Prove that you understand what that article says by giving it to me in three sentences.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/6/AAFeIUAAC1pk.png

You have 100% chance of catching Abra or ralts at full health with a master ball

nativengine posted...

Ill never forget when my now wife hopped in a tank on Sandtrap in Halo 3 and got a 47 killstreak. She wasnt new to the game but we were all very impressed she didnt buckle under the pressure. This was back when we were all micd up and playing as a team(myself, my wife, Dave, Yaway and Amy).

We had some good times back then. Now my wife only plays Mortal Kombat/Injustice, Steep and Cuphead.

Your wife still plays halo 3 micd up with me all the time

Animal crossing is the perfect game for a new gamer, especially a girl gamer

How can you be alienated from the work force and pay your bills?

Animal crossing, katamari damaci, super Mario 3D world, mortal kombat, Spyro

girls love those games and so do I

It was supposed to say launch party not lunch party

So you ate that and then did a workout that specifically focused on your lats?

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Public toilets just end up with people sleeping in them and/or using drugs in them.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

there it is

kuwab0 posted...

Is that better or worse than cold diarrhea

Definitely worse

Ron Magill from Zoo Miami has made me love the work certain zoos do, and the people who go to those zoos are how the zoos pay to.. be zoos

and also they teach people about animals and give people a chance to see animals theyd never see otherwise

Is it broken?

I feel like it still makes a shitton of money. Is that not true?

Ill be honest guys, I fuckin love Matt Damon. Him, Leo, jk Simmons, Francis mcdormand, and John Goodman are my five favorite actors.

au_gold posted...

It never bothered me personally. I thought Cooper and Cox were interesting villains. It started to feel samey when Finney, Strathairn, and Jones played basically the same stock CIA types. Even Ed Norton and Stacy Keach played similar characters in Legacy. But I give it a pass in Bourne movies since the entire premise is a guy on the run from the CIA.

IIRC Ultimatum did something unique when the asset in that one (Paz?) kind of became an ally by the end of the movie. I might be misremembering, but I think it was the only time a Bourne movie tried to redeem a villain.

Yeah he gets spared by Bourne and then catches Bourne at the end and lets him walk, then the other guy shoots him as he jumps off the building, but then he swims away

I just watched the second and third one the last two nights, I dont know exactly when it was in the movie, but it felt like about halfway through. And it still blows me away

The fact that the first half of the third movie takes place in between the second to last and last scenes of the second movie was the coolest fucking shit. Super amazing twist that I have never seen another movie do anything like that before

Needs to be an instant

Revelation34 posted...

The fries suck ever since they stopped using beef fat.

So the fries have sucked since 1990?

Acab

His name was Robert Paulson

Medussa posted...

you have 1 way to use 0/5 colors
you have 5 ways to use 1/5 colors
you have 10 ways to use 2/5 colors
you have 10 ways to use 3/5 colors
you have 5 ways to use 4/5 colors
you have 1 way to use 5/5 colors

1+5+10+10+5+1 = 32.

if you don't want to use colorless, then you have 31.

Yeah I get that but Im saying his 2^n wouldnt work if colorless wasnt a thing or didnt count

Richard Nixon was so ahead of his time