Lurker > MICHALECOLE

Tyranthraxus posted...

Watch how this ends with us destroying the entire universe by creating another big bang

Lets fucking do it

Get a hooker

if you read my story about mushrooms its not that hard

Oooooooh whats that do? Will I get super powers if I lick it?

The real ad revenue was the friends we made along the way

You wouldnt download a youtuber

OVERGOATED posted...

everything about modern life was a mistake

Tell that to my nipple clamps

Pete Davidson would never run for president

Zikten posted...

Fuck them for enabling his fantasy

He's going to die. He could live if he got the vaccine. I dont understand why he's scared the vaccine might kill him if there is a 100% chance he dies without the vaccine

Id rather die owning the libs than live underneath AOCs stiletto

https://youtu.be/pISPVfRQiOo

DarthAragorn posted...

Cool

Meanwhile I love them and they're the majority of what I listen to

Samesies

pop punk, punk, ska, emo, 90s

thats whats playing in my car 95% of the time

Get an assault rifle covered in pitbulls

Matthew Lillard

Talib_21 posted...

Lmao imagine being more worthless than TC

you sure take this stuff very seriously for somebody whos worth so much

I was lying, I dont have anybodys facebook page

tc you have nothing to fear. Even if I DID have her Facebook page (which I totally dont) I wouldnt ruin your life like that

This is a topic about a guy fucking his sister and getting her pregnant

and Im the one thats trolling

Lanzol posted...

Lmao fine I'm gonna censor her face tho

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/4/AAYOynAAC20O.jpg

Holy shit I know that girl

Im friends with her on Facebook and Ive seen that pic before

lmaooo tc this is not going to end well

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What the hell is chopped cheese

R1masher posted...

Which one is naked?

Only you are

Going young, but Ill talk to both within the night

I eat whatever he gave me and never come back, unless I decide I want that place later

DarthAragorn posted...

I don't think I will because I need this job to go well

Also for a bunch of other reasons basically boiling down to she would never ever have any interest in me

You know how girls always talk about that one guy they cant believe they fucked? You could be that guy!

Im a lifelong rams fan, but we cant compete with the niners fans. Theres 20 niner fans to every one rams fan, and most of the rams fans are old as fuck.

Im totally okay with them doing this. Whatever it takes to win

Be the rebound that youd want in life

SydneySweenHero posted...

Both >_> There was a couple girls that I gelled with well that I would've loved to be an item.

As for just straight banging, there was this one peer with HUGE tits and did sleep around a little bit >_> She stealth dropped a piece of paper on the floor and got my attention and asked me if I dropped it. So I picked it up and read it and it said something like "Do you want to go out sometime?".

Now I was a dumb as FUCK 16yo Neon with no girl experience, so I legit thought she was being literal >_> I said "nah this ain't mine. Idk who's this is." and went on my way without thinking into it anymore. It wasn't until a few months later I was thinking back on it and realized how fucking stupid I was lol. I could've been all over that and been another check on her list >_>

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Yeah but I doubt you have much regret about not fucking those people.

No, I absolutely do.

i didnt want this to be like damn that guy fucks bragging but there are plenty of girls I could have had relations with that I either turned down because I had a girlfriend, or was too scared to go through with.

there definitely a few that I loved as people and maybe could have had long amazing relationships with and you can count those as ones that got away, but Im happy with where Im at, so Im more focused on the ones I should have banged but didnt.

WingsOfGood posted...

Why do you care tho? Unless you think they maybe be your so.

There are thousands of people I want to fuck that I dont want to be my SO

Ryan (bj novak) was in inglorious basterds

Just the girls I didnt fuck that looking back I totally could have fucked if I had done things differently.

alan arkin said it best in little miss sunshine fuck a lot of women. Not just one woman.

voldothegr8 posted...

I wouldn't chop 5 ways unless everyone is close and there's sharks, and I have a hard rule to never chop if there's someone with 5 big blinds or less. I've refused a few times with 4 left and there's a super short stack, and once the table seemed mad at me. I'm like yo this dude has 3 BBs and I'd never expect anyone to chop with me if I were in that situation. He busted the next hand and we all got more for it.

Im good but I know whos better than me, so the second Im in the money Im like chop chop everybody!

Xethuminra posted...

*first action*
*pre-flop*
*first hand*
*goes all in*

Lol

What are you laughing at

last hand and I get..

six two offsuit

I lose

14th place

haloiscoolisbak posted...

No I mean you said everyone wins $1000 or so. It sounded like an even split which seems very advantageous for the smaller stacks

Yeah but everybody has to agree, so the guy with the biggest stack can just say nah and wait till theres less people so he gets more

14 people left but Next hand might be my last. Ill automatically be all in just from the blind.

wish me luck

16 people left

only spending money on blinds unless I have a monster then Im all in

Just doubled up and won the next hand.. Im back up to 22k

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Wait, is the pot split not done on varying %s according to chip stack?

Well when you lose in like 7th place you have no more chips left

Just got raised on my big blind for most of my chips and I had ace queen.. so I call..

he has ace king and beats me. Im almost done Blinds right now are 2k-4k and I have 6k left.

No_U_L7 posted...

post some hand breakdowns when you get the chance

I just went all in preflop as big blind with pocket queens, everybody else folded

19 people left

25 people left. Almost there!

Were getting to the point that its all or nothing every hand because blinds are so high

Im just trying to make it to the money

34 people left

https://i.imgur.com/vJpq7mv.jpg

charmander losing hands, time to switch it up

No_U_L7 posted...

nice good luck

hows the competition?

Got three sharks and two regulars at my table right now, and the oldest lady in the world whos taking forever.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Lol. I got a Charmander on my keyring.

The trick is to be so socially awkward that no one can read you.

I have a weird confidence and I bet the way youre supposed to bet most of the time

https://i.imgur.com/uVbPIOL.jpg

peek a boo!

Machete posted...

fuck seven deuce. Ten deuce is where it's at! Doyle Brunson, mothafuckas!

also what's the prize structure?

top 10-13 make money depending on how many people are in, I think today itll be top 12. Idk how they break it all down but today with how many people are in Id say 12th will make like 112 and first will make like 2k and change.

but when youre down to the final ten, at any point if EVERYBODY agrees you split the pot with however many people are left, so if you split with like.. 6 people left everybody will win 1000$ or so.

every time Ive been in the money weve split with 5-7 people left, but Ive heard about people that just refuse to split so nobody can split

I currently have more than everybody at my table combined

58 people left in the tournament.

time to start folding every hand until theres 30 people left

https://i.imgur.com/9TZ3SUO.jpg

charmanders fucking crushing it

KalimariX8 posted...

What was the buy-in? Good luck!

Edit: daily at the capitol?

Buy in every day except Saturday is 30 with one 30 dollar rebuy, plus a dealer appreciation for bonus chips of 5$, so 65$ total. Saturday is 100$ no rebuy with the 5$ appreciation.

Charmander bringing better luck than bulbasaur was

https://i.imgur.com/HfBTFif.jpg

toreysback posted...

how is the capitol casino room?

Its a tiny card room, but they cheap tournaments every day. Ive been in the money 3 times, one time I won over 1000$. That was a good day.

CallingStation posted...

Always call whenever you have a draw, even if it is just a gutshot on a paired/ flushy board.

Thank you for the terrible advice

SevenDeuce posted...

Should have waited for seven deuce before shoving all in.

Im not one of those guys that plays 7-2 for the fun of it. Im one of those guys that folds it.