Lurker > MrMallard

You don't see his dick, and you don't see him beating off. You just see a boob, hear what's happening and then see the nut on his hand.

If they'd actually showed Shinji touching his entry plug, I'm sure the scene wouldn't have made it into the movie. It probably helps that it's meant to be disgusting too, if it had been anything other than the awful, uncomfortable experience it was intended to be it probably wouldn't have made it then either.

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This topic title reminds me of the first thirty seconds of this Family Guy clip:

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THE POWER...
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OF THE WILD CARD

Jx1010 posted...

Going out and party is a priority?
Alot of people are struggling to make ends meet, the current situation isnt even normal. And Im not even talking the virus, Im talking about jobs, economy, cars, finding things, etc.

Of course, but I've spent the last eight years in a rough patch and I'm finally in a position where I can stand on my own two feet and enjoy life without caveats. Forgive me for wanting to party and fuck around for a hot second before I get serious with the rest of my life, and being disappointed because global circumstances beyond my control dictate that I can't do that.

For real, I just got my shit together. I'm making good money, I can go out and party and shit. But I can't, because this deadly fucking virus is fucking the world in the ass and almost all protective measures have been eliminated.

*dances like Leo DiCaprio in The Great Gatsby*

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Wait, this is that woman? lmao what the fuck

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Smackems posted...

Where the hell is Ys and Trails

Not a fan of most action RPGs. Trails would be cool, but there's like one of them on Switch and it's $90.

I'd love to play Xenoblade Chronicles X, if they would hurry up and port it to Switch already.

the hell are you talking about? Of course it's justified. She's your friend and you miss her.

People grow apart, and whether you like it or not, most relationships end with a whimper like this. That doesn't mean you can't feel bad about it.

There's a cinema guy in my favorite discord server. He called it an awe-inspiring masterpiece.

And like here's the thing about this guy, he's a snob. Watched the Cowboy Bebop anime, wasn't a big fan. Very against like DC and Marvel movies, CGI slugfests that feel like your brain is rotting. Pretty snobby, but I feel like he's direct and honest and I think he knows what he's talking about.

Dude called it an awe-inspiring masterpiece.

I'm thinking about games I wanna play this year. So far I've decided it's gonna be a JRPG heavy year, because they were some of my fondest media experiences last year.

Top priority: Atelier Dusk trilogy

Mid priority: Digimon Cyber Sleuth

Low priority: Persona 4

The reason P4 is low priority is because I have to play it on my laptop, and right now I don't have a tenable set-up to make a full Persona 4 playthrough tenable. I'm planning to move this year, so when I get a place and I've settled in, that's when Persona 4 will become a priority.

That, or if something fucked up and traumatic happens to me and I need a comfort game.

I wanted Dread to win, but It Takes Two was worthy enough imo. The thing about it that bugged me the most is that it was clearly a set-up to get Josef Fares on stage to try and get a bit of meme magic, which felt hollow and cynical after the rest of the show was such a dogshit showcase.

I'm sorry that your family hasn't been good to you throughout your life. It's tempting to just say "family ain't shit, go and live your life", but I can understand how despite the hardships and the alienation, you would want to be close to them. Family, for better or for worse, is a connection that you can fall back on.

It sounds like you're really trying, although you realise how toxic their influence and their direct interactions with you have been. That's a hard fucking pill to swallow - I'm sorry, and I hope the realisation hasn't been too destabilizing.

With that being said, all I can really offer beyond what I've already said is something I brought up earlier. Family ain't shit. You're your own person, a completely unique individual, and you need to live your life if the relationship with your family is as toxic as you're saying it is. If this stuff is weighing you down, fuckin cut ties and bail if you can.

I can't speak for the quality of your other relationships, and I get that it's harder to meet new people and make new friends the older you get, but in this case the blood of the covenant seems like it'd be thicker than the water of the womb. You deserve better than to be dragged down by decades of trauma and abuse, capped off by a family unit that to this day is such a source of despair and dysfunction that you're realising there's little to no redeeming qualities to being around them.

Burn your bridges, live your life on your own merits and be free. It may not be a popular choice, people may be upset by it, but you deserve to live your life on your own merits and find happiness the way you want to.

Y'ello

Man, Pokemon Brilliant Diamond is such a letdown. I'm at Victory Road and I just can't bring myself to go through it. I'm over it.

I'm gonna force myself to finish it, but I think I've had all the fun with it that I'm gonna get.

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I don't follow vtubers, not my sort of thing. But I saw this clip, and it's a good one.

I just found a website called MusicStack that helped me track down a rare CD I've been interested in. I got into this band called the Weepies, it was a husband and wife duo who played like indie folk music. They got divorced at the start of 2020, and they only announced it in December of 2021 when they also announced their last shows ever. They're playing their last shows this month.

Their first album is from 2003, and it's called Happiness. Out of print for years, obscure and arcane as you can be. I was lucky enough to find my favorite album of theirs for a good price, and I could never find a copy of Happiness at all - it's the one CD of theirs that's the hardest to find.

With the break-up, I decided that I wanted to collect all their music on CD so I'd always have access to it. So I just went on a search binge for used CD stores.

And that's where MusicStack comes in, because they have every Weepies album. Every last one. Down to Happiness.

They were also advertising a 7'' single of Suffragette City and Starman on their front page, so I think this website is the real fucking deal for musicheads (is this a term?). If you guys are looking for music, check out MusicStack.

I played a lot of RPGs last year. I started levelling a Minecraft world because of some traumatic shit that happened in April, which took up most of my time in 2020.

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The game I liked the most last year was World of Final Fantasy. Excellent game, even from someone who doesn't usually like monster collecting mechanics outside of Pokemon. If you're a FF guy, you've gotta try it out.

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I got a cheesy garlic mini pizza as an appetizer, look at this motherfucker

Waiting for a cab with a half eaten meatlovers pizza and a serious case of the hangover sweats

God I can't wait to fill myself with pizza meat, bread and barbeque sauce. God fuckin damn I have a hankering

This is #3

yeah, this has been a thing for years. It's stupid, but it's not a recent development.

Two more hours until dominos opens. I could really go for a BBQ meatlovers

Crashing at a friend's place, he left to fuck a lady so I'm blacking out with the drinks K have left

Back at the bar with a sturdier button on my pants this time

I ran into the guys I had to leave last night. They're cool, so are the rest of the pub patrons. Just choked down some McDonald's, about to go back.

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Nightspore posted...

In a weird way, the future is basically life in prison for everyone. Endless quarantines, government restrictions, lockouts, protocols, barricades and semi permanent isolation if you really think about it.

Brave New World. Take your Soma. Talk to yourself. Listen to the Leaders. Take your medicine.

Cool. Hope these murdering fuckwits go first.

My sister, her wife and my nan came to visit today. Got totally cooked on bourbon and cider, went down to a local store and bought a shirt.

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For you American users, imagine the wombat is holding a baseball bat with a catcher behind it catching the ball.

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That's probably the one area where the forums were useful. I think that given how ubiquitous and well-known IMDB was back then, it was a breeding ground for trolls and bitter old shitheads, as well as for cinephiles who could find community in their obscure faves and legitimately discuss cinema.

I'm glad to hear that the forums weren't all bad, but a majority of what I saw was the absolute worst.

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The IMDB forums were mostly full of bitter old people and trolls. Racist jokes and comments about black actors, sexist comments about actresses being sluts or - in the case of someone who's spoken about about being raped - outright saying they actually enjoyed it, and variations of the Rod Stewart story where any actor they believed to be gay had to get their stomach pumped because of all the cum they ingested - the IMDB forums were dogshit.

I was into forums and shit back then, the IMDB forums were particularly low quality and trashy beyond compare. There was no redeeming quality to them, at least not compared to all of the horseshit that came with them.

That is a bummer, but as someone who's played all three games on PS3, you literally just bought the worst versions of the games. Like hands down. Every single game runs at sub-30fps.

Fucking excellent. This killing was a fucking disgrace, and I'm glad these scumfucks never get to see the light of day ever again. Fuck them to hell.

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My piss is usually dark yellow and smells awful.

I'm also at the point where every time I have a good look in the mirror there's a few more greys than the last time.

For real, you've gotta drink more water. Like even if you make it a challenge, like drinking a 1.5 litre bottle of water from the store a day for 2 weeks or something. Dark stinky piss is awful, but it can be fixed.

Woke up at 7am. I'm used to much longer sleep-ins than this. Then again I did go to bed at like 10.30 last night.

The good news is that before I came home from the pub last night - because my pants button ripped itself out of my pants - I stopped by the bottle shop and got myself some drinks. But I was too dizzy to drink them last night, so I have them for today.

I have a few 500ml cans of premixed bourbon and some double strength ciders.

Like you know the button that's baked directly into your pants? It ripped out of where it was meant to be! Like what the fuck!

I was at the bar after eating dinner, I was trying to take a shit and the buckle began to fuck up.

The button that buckled this particular pair of pants had torn, and when I tried to thread it through the button hole, it became detached. I couldn't stay at the bar without my pants falling down.

So I waddled my way over to the drive through bottle shop, bought drinks and ordered a cab home.

I made new friends and everything, what the fuck. All because I couldn't buckle.up.mymown pants, because the buckle ripped out of where it was meant to be.

Sorry Yugi and Johnny. fwiw Australia is like 30,000+ a day.

Emma Watson, in this scenario, is as much of an anti-semite as Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint. People who were children when they began playing these life action roles.

As adults, they can go "wow shit's fucked" and have that as a bare minimum ass-covering.

I was just leaning against a post on my verandah waiting for a taxi and I thought "hey actually y'know what? I've been on my feet all fucking day. Fuck this, I can sit the fuck down and wait for a cab."

It feels good to unlearn this stupid people pleasing bullshit y'know. I have needs too.

Was gonna go down the street, stop in at the saloon to have some gin, soda and limes and go home with some booze, but we got hit by a storm that looks unlikely to be ending any time soon.

Accidentally shot his son in the head after believing his real gun to be a toy gun.

This shit is on the same level as "the police found the victim buried in his own garden and ruled it a suicide".

Yeah, that's what full freedom is. Posting full frontal wherever and whenever you want.

You and I don't do that because we understand social cues and have had the freedom to explore those boundaries. Britney Spears is almost 50 and her entire life has been micromanaged by her parents and her other assorted handlers. Let her show her fuckin tatas if she wants, she's earned it.