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Topicweekoldhotdog is SUSPENDED
Lokison
07/31/21 2:49:54 AM
#3
Eric Clapton is playing the worlds smallest violin for him.

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TopicWhat do you think happens when you die?
Lokison
07/31/21 2:45:23 AM
#24
Take a wild guess based off my user name.

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TopicScarlett Johansson is old and short
Lokison
07/31/21 2:38:20 AM
#23
Active Posts: 8

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TopicCar Afficianadis: Why did the Delorean suck?
Lokison
07/31/21 2:28:14 AM
#6
SiO4 posted...
Gimmick car and drugs. It was a sigh on the times.
This. The guy who made them put shit loads of cocain in the bumpers and welded them shut. They were made to move drugs, and that's it.

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TopicThe last Zelda game you played and when?
Lokison
07/31/21 1:57:44 AM
#25
aLttP, about 3 nights ago? I also ran through OoT3D, MM3D, and aLbW twice each a few months back (one 100% game, and one minimalist run each)

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Topic*sees that Chris Chan is trending*
Lokison
07/31/21 1:53:21 AM
#158
I dont want to read anymore of this topic. But I have to.. but later, after the first page has been proccessed.

What the actual fuck.

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TopicWhat the fuck?
Lokison
07/31/21 1:30:29 AM
#12
I vote for Adolf Hitler School for Freindship and Tolerance.

Or Schoolie McSchoolface

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TopicRelish is the most disgusting hot dog condiment.
Lokison
07/30/21 2:10:14 PM
#7
Other than those weird people that put Mayo on a hot dog, I agree.

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TopicDo you use the right-shift key or the left-shift key?
Lokison
07/30/21 1:45:28 PM
#16
Notti posted...
Left 9/10
Right 1/10 for some of the punctuation that is over there.
This. If I have to make a colon or something I'll use the right one, but left 99% of the time. Notice how phones always place it in the left? Its because that's normal.

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TopicThoughts on men in their 30s were tennis shoes all the time?
Lokison
07/30/21 1:43:26 PM
#20
Better than guys you wear sandals all the time.

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TopicI just got fired.
Lokison
07/30/21 1:18:35 PM
#90
Fired for reading in between calls eh? That's dumb. I was working debt collection a while back and read comic books while on the phone with people. and no one cared. And in debt collection you call out, so theres no "down time between calls", and I read through Batman Knightfall in like 3 days while still doing my job and no one batted an eye.

That's a dumb reason.

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TopicWhy does Peter keep working for Jameson when he trashes Spiderman's reputation?
Lokison
07/30/21 5:01:27 AM
#3
He doesnt anymore. But he did it because he knew it was good money. Supply and demand. Only he could supply photos like that of Spider-Man, and the demand for them from JJJ was damn high.

Peter is a poor person dude. Beggars cant be choosers.

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TopicWoke up at 2am
Lokison
07/30/21 4:59:39 AM
#4
Roll over

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TopicAliens with no concept of money make first contact with Earth.
Lokison
07/30/21 4:37:01 AM
#16
I think this is the worst topic you've ever made.


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TopicYou get one randomly chosen pokemon (no legendary's), what is it?
Lokison
07/30/21 4:04:41 AM
#20
Kimbos_Egg posted...
thats a legendary. The mew/celebi of the game.
Legendaries and Mythics are different. Mew level is Mythic, Mewtwo level is Legendary.

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TopicYou get one randomly chosen pokemon (no legendary's), what is it?
Lokison
07/30/21 4:03:29 AM
#19
Seel.

Fucking seel.

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TopicScience invents Male contraceptive
Lokison
07/30/21 3:23:31 AM
#6
What happens when I go through a metal detector? And what if I need an MRI? I feel like this may lead to other issues...

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TopicTo prevent flooding, no user can post more than 2 messages per minute.
Lokison
07/30/21 2:48:30 AM
#6
Thank god. The less you can post the better.

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TopicRate my current GBA SP setup out of 5.
Lokison
07/30/21 2:45:58 AM
#10
Not bad, but you gotta get Emerald version, aLttP, Kirby Amazing Mirror/Nightmare in Dreamland, and if you like actiony games, the Megaman Zero games. If you like RPGs Shining Soul 2 is also a great game.

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TopicJimmy Dean's breakfast sausage is GOAT!
Lokison
07/30/21 2:38:44 AM
#7
The sage one makes the best biscuits and gravy.

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Topic$2000 but you have to eat 9 double quarter pounders every day for a week.
Lokison
07/30/21 2:14:09 AM
#34
I can barely finish one in a single sitting, no way I could pull this off. 10 years ago? I'd be all for it.

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TopicMy GAY brother BANNED from Discord server for HOMOPHOBIA for this Tiktok!
Lokison
07/30/21 2:06:22 AM
#9
cuh posted...
Larvitar isnt hot, but Tyranitar?
This guy gets it. Larvitar is a baby imo. Tyranitar got that thickness.

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TopicWhat's the point of the middle bun in a Big Mac?
Lokison
07/30/21 2:02:45 AM
#52
Notti posted...
Never even heard of this McFeast before. Guess I should try it.
I'm assuming (someone correct me if I'm wrong) it's a McDouble with a McChicken shoved between the patties. I call it a McChicken-Fucker, others call it a McGangbang, or other names depending on where you live.

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TopicI just got fired.
Lokison
07/30/21 1:56:03 AM
#30
I work for a temp agency right now (just got back to NH 3 weeks ago, it was the quickest way to get work).

Always ask these questions when working for one:
What's the job?
Where's the job?
How much pay?
What's the dress code?
What's the start/stop time?
Who do you report to?

I always ask those questions but mines day jobs; right now I'm barbacking at concerts. Trying to get a job at Sazerac for $18/hour which is temp to hire, but I'm waiting on my interview.

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TopicJournalist wants a porn site for children
Lokison
07/30/21 1:04:29 AM
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TopicWho/What was your sexual awakening?
Lokison
07/30/21 12:42:46 AM
#15
A poster of Carmen Electra that I picked up randomly at a store. Like, everyone else was grabbing posters out of that section and little 8 year old me picked one up to. Didnt even know what it was till I got home.

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Topicnew short What if...? trailer
Lokison
07/29/21 3:11:33 PM
#2
Looks good.

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TopicRemember when Lindsay Lohan tried to sue Rockstar because of this pic?
Lokison
07/29/21 3:00:14 PM
#3
Doesnt even look like her

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TopicFree pizza for everybody!
Lokison
07/29/21 9:49:29 AM
#12
R1masher posted...
Isnt pizza just really an open face cheese and ketchup sandwich
If the pizza you've been eating has ketchup on it, you need to find a new place to buy pizza.

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TopicFree pizza for everybody!
Lokison
07/29/21 9:47:40 AM
#10
*buys a taco*

Oops.

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TopicWhat would a Pitbull Pokemon be called?
Lokison
07/29/21 9:40:36 AM
#21
Winrawr posted...
they really dont look that different



You sure about that? They look very different to me.

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TopicWhat do you think about this dog owner?
Lokison
07/29/21 9:37:17 AM
#13
I'm going to have to say... she shouldnt own that dog. Dog might be a sweetheart, but she excusing the behavior and trying to bandaid it by having the dog avoid the situation instead of dealing with it. If he doesnt like cars, you bring him around a bunch of them until he loses interest. She said he doesnt like people too, which I usually a big sign of agression.

She isnt big enough to control the pup either, amd sounds like she hasn't established herself as pack leader which she needs to do.

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TopicWhat would be the craziest thing on the other side of black holes?
Lokison
07/29/21 9:30:02 AM
#5
A universe made entirely out if cheese.

Lactose intolerant people would be fucked

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TopicWhy did no one tell Liquid Snake.... MGS SPOILERS
Lokison
07/29/21 9:23:47 AM
#24
St0rmFury posted...
Thanks for the lore lessons guys, but I was focusing more on this particular post. Like is the soldier genes separate from BB's dominant/recessive genes?
Yes/no. Basically it's all the Gene's that made Big Boss as badass as he was. They managed to isolate them and create what they call the "Soldier Gene". Its like the part that drives him, makes him think as well as he does, and the physical traits of being a soldier. I dont think they ever really explain it past "Big Boss had special genes that made him the Legendary soldier".

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TopicEnding of Guns Akimbo lost me. (spoilers)
Lokison
07/29/21 9:20:24 AM
#4
SevenTenths posted...
Imagine being so insufferable you try to find meaning in a movie where Harry Potter gets guns staples to his hands
Nailed*

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TopicWent to my first concert in 18 months. AMA
Lokison
07/29/21 9:19:17 AM
#3
I've been working at concerts latley.

First was Black Crows, then yesterday, today and tomorrow it Chris Stapleton. I remember why I didnt go to concerts for shit when I was younger.

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TopicWhy did no one tell Liquid Snake.... MGS SPOILERS
Lokison
07/29/21 9:02:19 AM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
He lost mano y mano to Solid, guess he was inferior!
Solid had the benefit of being trained by BB and put under more scrutiny. Liquid was a resistance fighter and PoW for a long time.

My take away from the whole thing at this point is it's not the Gene's that make the solider, it's the training (Big Boss surpassed The Boss because of his training, Solid surpassed BB because of his, and so on).

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TopicGeorge Floyd was a piece shit
Lokison
07/29/21 8:53:09 AM
#22
kg88222 posted...
how many white people would go live in a black neighborhood with no agendas other than to just be one with people and give up their power. Not many.
Poor white people?

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TopicWhat would a Pitbull Pokemon be called?
Lokison
07/29/21 8:50:50 AM
#11
Samurontai posted...
Imagine thinking Granbull looks anything like a bulldog either
Oh, you've just never seen a bulldog. I get it.

Literally google Granbull and look at the little excerpt from Bulbapedia.

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TopicWhat would a Pitbull Pokemon be called?
Lokison
07/29/21 8:44:54 AM
#9
Samurontai posted...
Its literally a Pitbull Bulldog mix
It legit just a bulldog. Idk why you're convinced it has any Pitbull in it.

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TopicWhy did no one tell Liquid Snake.... MGS SPOILERS
Lokison
07/29/21 8:43:57 AM
#19
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Big Boss was considered the greatest soldier of his time. He was hurt and put into a coma on the battlefield(MGS5). BB's comrades, afraid he might not survive, used his genes to create more soldiers. Liquid, Solid and Solidus came from this experiment. BB's genes were further implanted to regular soldiers too and they were known as Genome Soldiers however they aren't as great as the former.
Happened around PW actually I believe.

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TopicGeorge Floyd was a piece shit
Lokison
07/29/21 8:39:25 AM
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TopicGeorge Floyd was a piece shit
Lokison
07/29/21 8:34:45 AM
#2
Oh this ones gonna be good.

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Topiconly trans girls should have guns
Lokison
07/29/21 8:33:31 AM
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