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TopicSo Shezarr is here, so is shockthemonkey, but where's the third one?
Lokison
08/02/21 4:31:06 PM
#86
This whole topic, just... wow.

I'm so confused

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TopicSo Shezarr is here, so is shockthemonkey, but where's the third one?
Lokison
08/02/21 3:54:40 PM
#53
Wtf happened?

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TopicWhat would your username be if you evolved?
Lokison
08/02/21 7:39:15 AM
#9
Odinson

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Topicwhat are some must have items to have in your car?
Lokison
08/02/21 1:58:19 AM
#20
" The survival kit".
Knife
Flask
Lighter
-Rest-
First Aid Kit
Poncho
Rode Flair(s)
Blanket
Jack
Car tools
Leatherman
Spare Tire
Flashlight/electric lantern
Spare clothing
Anti-inflammatory medication
Rain resistant jacket
Gloves
Water
WD40
Bungee Cords/Rope

A scout is always prepared.

Edit: theres more but in drunk and cant remember the rest.

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Lokison
08/02/21 1:17:04 AM
#171
BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm pretty sure no one thinks you live in the UK. Most people just aren't going to argue about it.
Now that I've cooled down; I'd like to say this:

Plenty of people believe that, I how ever am not sure one way or another; nor do I care.

This has been a drunk Solidshadow3 post. Have fun everyone!

Edit: Drunk Lokison post!

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TopicThis is what they call food in the UK
Lokison
08/01/21 10:55:02 PM
#165
BloodMoon7 posted...
:0

@Lokison
Dude, I'm already pissed off. Please do not tag me for stupid reasons.

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TopicI just got fired.
Lokison
08/01/21 3:52:13 PM
#164
Thaumaturge posted...
You're an anti-vaxxer. Nobody wants to be respected by you.
Hes suspended. Theres no point in responding to him.

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TopicRegigigas
Lokison
08/01/21 3:24:02 PM
#7
I've always wondered (never used him in any capacity): with that ability I would assume after the first turns are over he becomes an unstoppable beast of doom, is that true?

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/01/21 5:04:24 AM
#15
I feel like a lot of you dont understand what a prank is...

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/01/21 4:34:12 AM
#12
mooreandrew58 posted...
Yeah I was trying to avoid being obvious with the title cause you know its technically porn.

Yeah I got the other involved dick. I just didn't know how
My older brother always fell for them, and would warn me about them. I abused that knowledge.

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/01/21 4:29:47 AM
#10
mooreandrew58 posted...
What was the island of pens one. I remember the lemon one. Got tricked by many links that re directed to that.

I remember getting my cousin (who's old enough to be my mom) to go the one that plays spin me right round and she just silently stared at it for like 2 minutes
Think about it... pen...island

I swear if I get modded...

And the one you're talking about is a spinning meat. I managed to get someone to go there, but that one was to easy (I sent them the link over AIM).

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/01/21 4:19:47 AM
#4
pogo_rabid posted...
My mom thought I was joking when I said I would never talk to her after I moved out of the house.

I had the last laugh, it's been over a decade since I spoke to that bitch

GOT EM
This does not sound like a prank.

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/01/21 4:15:23 AM
#1
I convinced all of my highschool friends to visit a shock site in a single day. Twice.

It was the one about a citrus fruit gathering involving older gentlemen.

Then did it again the following year with the site about and island of pens.

Needless to say I lost some friends along the way.

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TopicAsk me anything about big cats.
Lokison
08/01/21 4:00:42 AM
#52
Specifically regarding Panthers;
Why do they appear to be the most common for of Melanism in large cats?
On average how big are they in terms of weight and length?
How many have you seen (rough estimate is okay)?
how big are their penii?

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Topici'm gonna give you a little pibble nibble
Lokison
08/01/21 3:55:13 AM
#6
*squeals in excitement*

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TopicWalking home drunk lol
Lokison
08/01/21 3:27:42 AM
#27
Glad you're home safe, and it sounds like you had a fun journey.

Enjoy the rest of your night, and stay safe.

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TopicThe most tragic human injustice in history
Lokison
08/01/21 2:56:50 AM
#3
Idk, I'd argue it's when McDonalds took Szechuan sauce away.

Edit: I take that back. When they discontinued Orbitz drinks.

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TopicWalking home drunk lol
Lokison
08/01/21 2:55:16 AM
#11
Have fun on your adventure! Let us know if you see anything fun/fucked up.

Drunk journeys home are often fun. Just be safe please.

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TopicIndica vs Sativa
Lokison
08/01/21 2:37:19 AM
#11
Indica=In da couch
Sativa=Adventure time.

I prefer Sativa, but a good indica is great for watching movies and just having a lazy day.

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Topicit's the late 80s early 90s. you just rented a game for the weekend.
Lokison
08/01/21 2:34:15 AM
#12
I played everyone of those on genesis.

Loved all if them, so... not ruined.

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Topicthe PS5 UI sucks
Lokison
08/01/21 2:33:00 AM
#4
PS5 has Ultra Instinct?

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TopicAnyone drinking tonight?
Lokison
08/01/21 2:30:47 AM
#23
Shezarr posted...
? I don't buy it, but it's better than Blue Moon and is a pretty common gas station beer.
Sam Adam's is crap imo, but I also like IPAs a lot, so my opinion might be biased.

TC, if you like Blue Moon, drink Blue Moon. But if its available, I would suggest something from Laguinitas. That's my favorite brewing company, but they're California based so the selection out east is not as good.

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TopicNick Cannon's getting his own daytime tv show?
Lokison
08/01/21 2:23:40 AM
#3
DJquackquack posted...
Hes got like 30 kids
That we know of.

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TopicAnyone drinking tonight?
Lokison
08/01/21 2:23:00 AM
#22
5 beers deep, but I started 9 hours ago.

As an alcoholic, I gotta pace myself and I feel I do rather well.

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TopicMy gf says we dont have enough money to get married.
Lokison
08/01/21 2:20:18 AM
#24
I mean, you could just do the ceremony and leave it be after that. Unless you're looking for the legal benefits, just have a handfasting ceremony.

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TopicMen would walk into the breastfeeding room at Blizzard and stare.
Lokison
08/01/21 2:15:41 AM
#124
Darmik posted...
This topic is pretty eye opening as a married Dad good grief.

As for people really caring about the term 'breast feeding room' being used instead of lactation room I'm guessing the only reason they're used a bit interchangeably is because these rooms are also available in public places like shopping malls. It doesn't mean Moms are working full shift with a baby and going in there to breast feed. Good grief guys lol

This certainly does not represent how it was with my wife or daughter lol
I didn't say you should, I said you could. Its simple.

But yea, I'm done.

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TopicFinally watched the Godzilla '98 movie.
Lokison
08/01/21 2:13:22 AM
#4
That ain't Godzilla, that's just Zilla. And shes a weiner compared to muh boy Godzilla.

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TopicMen would walk into the breastfeeding room at Blizzard and stare.
Lokison
08/01/21 1:23:15 AM
#119
g980 posted...
Speaking of which, want to explain the part where you tried to put words in my mouth?

You are talking about two different scenarios

1. Pumping: 10-30min, some cleanup, youre done.
2. Breastfeeding -> diaper -> playing -> diaper -> ritual to get baby to bed -> diaper ->repeat the ritual -> nap

Seriously have you cared for an infant? You operate on their schedule.
I have; I worked a 3rd shift job and took care of my son while his mother was at work getting less and 6 hours if sleep for over a year. Better question is if YOU have.

Pumping doesnt require much clean up so 15-30 seconds. Diaper change? Maybe 2 minutes if it's a huge mess. Play? Not necessary; they're young enough that you can pop a pacifier in their mouth and get back to work.

And this is only addressing actual breastfeeding. You're completely neglecting the concept of pumping, which doesnt require the child to be anywhere near you, but still needs to be done. You seriously thing you're smarter than me, but... you're not and its fucking hilarious to me.

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TopicMen would walk into the breastfeeding room at Blizzard and stare.
Lokison
07/31/21 7:05:47 PM
#113
MutantJohn posted...
What gave it all away? The poster talking about how 4 month olds sleep 16 hours a day so raising them while working is easy?
I didnt say it was easy. Dont try to gaslight me, or stick words in my mouth. I'm strictly talking about the type of jobs that have lactation rooms; office jobs. Taking 15 minute breaks to pump/breastfeed every few hours isnt a big deal, and you should be able to get your work done still. When you're taking care of an infant you're not standing over them staring at them the whole time. If you're at home with them you're probably doing dishes, cleaning rooms, etc while they sleep, why cant you instead do your office duties instead?

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TopicMy Formal Apology For My Evil Actions
Lokison
07/31/21 4:29:09 PM
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TopicGameFAQs karma instantly turns into USD.
Lokison
07/31/21 4:27:41 PM
#5
Edit: forgot this isnt my main, just my phone account.

Idk, save it.

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TopicI'm thinking of asking my Gf to move in with her before she gets a room mate.
Lokison
07/31/21 4:27:03 PM
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Topic$2,000 but Donald Trump is now a GameFAQs user.
Lokison
07/31/21 4:21:45 PM
#26
What_ posted...
Deal

I can insult him to his face
If it's over the internet, is that really "to his face"?

I'd do the same though. I'd have a field day trolling his ass constantly.

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TopicMen would walk into the breastfeeding room at Blizzard and stare.
Lokison
07/31/21 4:05:47 PM
#99
g980 posted...
Lol i have a 4 month old, yes i know a lot about breastfeeding and caring for a baby

Which is why i am saying dont bring them to work
They require more than half your attention

Either youre being a negligent parent, or a useless worker. Kid should win every time, so just stay home.

And fuck outta here with the "thats sexist"nonsense. Have the husband stay home with the kid. Ive already used a few sick days of my own to watch my kid.
If you have a 4 month old, then you should be aware of the fact that they sleep for about 16 hours a day. If you cant manage to work while they're asleep, then yea.. you are useless. Taking care of a sleeping infant is easy enough that you should be able to.

What you're saying is sexist; you're assigning a role to an entire gender based of their reproductive ability. You're insinuating that if a woman gives birth they should have to (potentially) sacrifice their job entirely, as opposed to the world moving forward into an age where mothers can do both.

If you're working a Mcjob, obviously dont bring your child to work. But if you're working somewhere like a DMV, Administration office, ect.. it really isnt that big a deal. Plus like someone else said, lots of companies have onsite nurseries; even my highschool did (for both students and teachers).

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TopicThis girl LEGIT said "Hi ugly" to me
Lokison
07/31/21 3:45:02 PM
#15
Tag. That's fucking great

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 9:03:17 AM
#45
gunplagirl posted...
I just read through the topic. :'( Why do people keep derailing what should have been a perfectly good Pokemon topic by bringing me up? It's not all right to do that. I'm just trying to enjoy some downtime at work and after I post I realize there's a ton of people in here angry at me, how do you think that makes me feel knowing they're bullying me AND not going to get in trouble for derailing stuff when in the past I've got warned for posting twice in a row in my own AMA thread because it was "disruptive posting" according to the moderation. :'(

Please, do this elsewhere and post about it ina discord or reddit or whatever. I just want to talk about Pokedex entries. :<
Sorry; that was a second to last post. This is the real last post: you bully others all the time and it took a while to bring you up. Stop acting like this topic is about yo- wait it is now that you've posted in it.

Carry on, I'll have popcorn when I wake up

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:59:54 AM
#44
BloodMoon7 posted...
Well you can interpret it that way, but I never said those are my opinions, that's your assumption. And I'm going to continue making jokes like that because I want to. If you want to take everything I say seriously, that's fine. I make no move to defend myself. If you wish to see me as a horrible person, I will not deny it. After all, joke or not, simply saying these things can be considered distasteful, I'm not unaware of this. I am indeed a naughty person.

But like, relax. If you think I'm here for an argument, I'm afraid you're in for disappointment. Call me terrible and I will agree. Call me a hypocrite and I will agree. Call me out on something and yes you are probably correct, even if I was joking, jokes may be based on the reality of one's self. Think what you want, I would have it no other way.
My last post too, but you just admites to everything by yourself so that's good. I don't need to point it out anymore. You used your own words to prove the point more than once. Good night gentleperson.

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:45:13 AM
#33
BloodMoon7 posted...
So what do you want me to do? It's one thing for you to say things vaguely but it would help if you would be a bit more specific. What is the issue? Should I not talk to gunpla? Unreasonable. Should I not joke around if I see gunpla make a move that might lead to a laugh? Perhaps but that's just how I am. Should I not step in if there's an argument? Maybe gunpla goes too far, that's fine. But similarly, if gunpla is minding their own business and someone comes in randomly, I am going to be confused about that as much as I am when gunpla randomly wrecking balls topics herself.

So what you want then?
Cant even address what I said can you?

Plus, you actively defended her. Not joking around defending her, but straight up standing as a shield.

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TopicI'm in the mood to play a Halo game but I have a PS4.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:41:27 AM
#5
Kitt posted...
I'm not really a big PC gaming fan.

Just get a wired Xbox controller and it becomes the same thing. Or bluetooth in your PC and use your PS4 controller/Xbox Controller. I play Halo on my PC with controller instead of Sword/Board because that's what the game was designed for.

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:38:53 AM
#29
RedJackson posted...
Damn yall still on gpg huh? Shes a good user
I mean, you can have your opinion and all, its valid and I get that but... I'm a NH person and you're a MASShole so...

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:37:10 AM
#27
BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm not even sure how to respond to that. Both of those cases are just me having a laugh. If you still take issue with that fine, but like, don't take me so seriously. I'm not a serious user. Pokmon don't exist so they can't take the children I don't even have and pibbles can and do attack children, that's not up for debate. How likely it is to happen is another matter but the joke exists for a reason.
Back peddle extraordinaire. Literally making jokes about children taken to death, get called out well enough you cant properly defend yourself; then start saying "no I didnt mean it, it was all a joke and not my real thoughts!".

Fucking pathetic.

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TopicWhen YOU guess WHO it's a mystery!
Lokison
07/31/21 8:31:41 AM
#23
HairyQueen posted...
Yep it's Robert! I think he may be the hardest to guess though.
Anyway as promised, here's your sweet sweet compliment.
@Lokison You are tenacious and spunky <3
But I lost.. I narrowed it down to 2, and guessed wrong.. isnt that how guess who works?

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TopicI'm in the mood to play a Halo game but I have a PS4.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:26:43 AM
#2
Not really. Get a PC to accompany that PS4. You'll be able to do it all.

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:24:04 AM
#21
Slayer_22 posted...
Ehhh, not as bad as PoundGarden at all. That dude is toxic as hell. Dude straight up started harassing me. Bloodmoon's funny sometimes and sometimes he just has trashy opinions. You could say the same about me.

PoundGarden was whining over on hellhole about emailing his senator about pitties ffs lol
With what's been said here, I would argue the same league, just different sports.

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:20:31 AM
#19
Slayer_22 posted...
Regardless of the point of the post, I have no dog in this fight(ha), but your opinions are generally trash and half the time you shitpost(which is better). Plus you like gunpla, so I don't think your opinion means much anyway lol
Also a great point. You're literally as bad a poster as PoundGarden and weekoldhotdog.

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TopicIf Pokemon were real, Gengar would steal your children.
Lokison
07/31/21 8:19:19 AM
#18
BloodMoon7 posted...
Ok so I'm not sure what the point of this post is. So you say I'm Anti Pibble and at no point do I really deny that I'm not a fan of them? It's not like tomorrow I will be saying "These Pibbles are great! Jelly filled are my favourite!"

What is it?
You are literally talking about wanting your kids dead/taken away, and claim pitbulls do that. Are you that dense?

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