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TopicJust beat God of War (2018) ask me anything
Lokison
08/03/21 6:06:10 PM
#8
Did you take on all the Valkyries?

Edit: Also, did you return home after the last fight?

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TopicWhich CEgal is dis
Lokison
08/03/21 8:04:34 AM
#8
Odin help me.

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TopicSeth Macfarlane considering moving Family Guy off of Fox because Tucker Carlson
Lokison
08/03/21 7:40:20 AM
#47
Seth McFarlan is already a shitt person, why is he upset being associated with other shitty people?

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TopicFucking hell, my PSN account got suspended
Lokison
08/03/21 7:38:26 AM
#9
ModLogic posted...
dont take this shit

when you are unsuspended. go send him another message.
Yea, call him the worst stuff you can think of. Then google even worse stuff and call him that.

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TopicGamefaqs user's desktop from 2010
Lokison
08/03/21 7:36:11 AM
#3
Looks about right.

Funny they went with the Dante statue I there.

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Topic"Cognac" is pronounced "cone-yak"
Lokison
08/03/21 7:09:08 AM
#9
Thompson posted...
Speaking of cars, I always cringe a little when people pronounce Subaru as "Sooboroo".
The commercials say soo-buh-roo though..

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TopicThis girl LEGIT said "Hi ugly" to me
Lokison
08/03/21 7:02:43 AM
#45
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
You fuck her yet
Just right out the gate, huh? Couldnt even help him with the reply smh

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TopicWould you fuck dis 41 year old woman?
Lokison
08/03/21 6:57:27 AM
#2
*boing*

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TopicDid anyone actually have those call screeners from shows in the 90s
Lokison
08/03/21 6:55:28 AM
#23
I had an answering machine built into my phone. Used to borrow my friends phones and leave creepy messages to freak my mom out. Also used to change the message randomly on it and piss my mom off.

*boss calls*
*deep, raspy voice* "What you want!?"
"Uhh.. please call me back"

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TopicDo you have trypophobia?
Lokison
08/03/21 6:50:41 AM
#14
Nah, milk crates amuse me. Some with bees nests and the like.

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TopicIf I get caught without a gun in Texas, am I going to jail?
Lokison
08/03/21 6:47:26 AM
#9
Depends, do you have another weapon? A claymore or chainsaw? Maybe a series of throwing knives?

Grenade? Tell me you at least have a claymore..

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Topic"Cognac" is pronounced "cone-yak"
Lokison
08/03/21 6:44:49 AM
#3
I remember when I learned this, I was selling some Al Capone cigars to someone who was about 60; I was 21. I accidentally insulted him after he corrected me by saying "You would probably know that word better then I do".

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Topicshockedpikachu.jpg
Lokison
08/03/21 6:25:32 AM
#10
Garioshi posted...
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At least this one looks legible

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TopicSo Shezarr is here, so is shockthemonkey, but where's the third one?
Lokison
08/03/21 2:21:26 AM
#220
Still? STILL?

I'm going to bed.

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TopicJust blindly bought a 1/144 Gundam kit. What to expect?
Lokison
08/03/21 2:20:17 AM
#26
What's the model?

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Topic1 million dollars but it's your birthday every day
Lokison
08/03/21 2:19:28 AM
#12
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I personally witnessed Jehovah.
Ah. I read it as whiteness (just thought it was a typo).

Lmao

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Topic1 million dollars but it's your birthday every day
Lokison
08/03/21 2:10:28 AM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I was raised Witness. This is free money. First thing I ever got for my birthday
Que?

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Topic1 million dollars but it's your birthday every day
Lokison
08/03/21 2:03:36 AM
#2
Considering I hate people, you can keep the money, thanks.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 2:02:41 AM
#37
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I knew they're obvious. But you were good at reacting like they weren't lol. You made me think you didn't know.
I'm a customer service guru, I know how to put on a mask of ignorance.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:58:54 AM
#36
gunplagirl posted...
You have 4 of those 20 lb bags of dog food to get from your car to your house. Do you do one trip, two, four? And do you carry them under your arms or in front, over the shoulder, or what?
One trip. One on each shoulder, one in each hand. Drop the 2 on the right to open the door, using my foot to hold it open and I regrab the 2 I dropped.

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TopicBiden DECLINES invite to Obama's 60th birthday party
Lokison
08/03/21 1:55:52 AM
#22
Next headline regarding this will be something like "Biden gifts Obama over $10,000 in birthday gifts" and people will forget this headline and start talking about frivolous spending...

Just move along folks.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:48:39 AM
#33
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I was purposely trying to irritate you with those last 2 posts. Did it work?
To obvious. I could tell from the get go what you were doing.

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TopicCatboy is WARNED.
Lokison
08/03/21 1:47:47 AM
#10
Spooking posted...
Is carboy safe though?
Idk, but vatboy is running around town naked.

And catboy has been warned.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:44:57 AM
#31
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I dunno man. It just seems like something that should of been way easier. I doubt anyone has ever googled "How do I get someone to troll me?".
I doubt that too, that a stupid question. I just picked the wrong time to make this topic though I guess. Most of the shitposters went to bed.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:43:56 AM
#30
BloodMoon7 posted...
So you throwing stuff at your own blood is fine but I make a joke about how Gengar can eat my nonexistent kids and I'm the villain?

Double standards much TC?

wink
That's done and over with, I would prefer not to rehash the past.

But as an answer: I scared my mom with no intent to harm her. You joked about letting your children be taken to the grave by a pokemon.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:39:01 AM
#27
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol. Then it happens to be one the only topics people actually take serious. Doesn't that just piss you off?
I mean it's fine. But can we move onto new questions? Focusing on the one issue that I've already nipped in the bud isnt exactly moving forward, ya know?

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:34:42 AM
#25
RedJackson posted...
Seems like PTSD man, but Im not a doctor or psychologist

Maybe you should start sleeping with a cat.. just dont fling it across the room >_>
I sleep with my dog in my bed. Shes fine, and kicks me all the time and its helped; but grabbing my ankle was just... wtf bruh.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:33:42 AM
#24
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Oh. Thank God.

I still feel like you shouldn't excuse the phone thing with that. I'm not saying you are, but you did bring it up as a reason. I feel like a reasonable reaction to that would be like kicking a leg really fast in their direction. To throw a phone, you have to reach over, grab it and then do a throwing motion. There is a more time to stop a reflex.

It's better you don't kick her in the face, im just saying from a psychological standpoint. You gotta realize most people are dealing with fucked up things that they're constantly trying not to make them turn shitty.

I have terrible anger issues towards objects. But literally no one is ever mad at me, because of my patience with people. Even the ones with anger issues themselves. You just gotta remember that everyone is going through shit and you're just adding to it. When you stop doing that, they stop doing it to you. Or you find new people that don't do that to you.

Edit: The communication thing was the best 1st advice.
I understand that. I addressed it a little earlier. I did actually kick really quick, but she was fortunately doing it in a very cautious way so I didnt kick her. It was just waking up like that set the adrenaline off and when the phone went off well... anger.

I recognize these things and I am working on them. I'm trying very hard, but it's not a short proccess. This AMA was actually supposed to bring in the trolls to make me deal with that shit, and force myself to be calm..

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:28:09 AM
#18
Smashingpmkns posted...
I'd just tell your mom you have issues with people touching you and hopefully she'd understand. Or however which way youd like to put it. But communication is the first step here.
Oh, I did. She knows now. She doesnt know who've I grown into, and I'm very much like my father (who is where I get the anger from..). He wasnt capable of waking himself up for work, but I actually forced myself to have that ability. It was a misunderstanding but I still scared her by throwing my phone.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:25:23 AM
#16
Kakapo posted...
At least youre working on yourself. Recognising you have an issue and resolving to do something about it is a big step.

No question, just good luck I guess.
Oh, this has been a development for the last 6 years. I've come a very long way in that time, but I compare myself to my previous self with every choice I make; what would I have done then? How can I make a better/the best decision in this situation this time?

I'm still kind of scared of myself though..

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:21:05 AM
#13
Lost_All_Senses posted...
>_>
I've woken up to a snake wrapping around my leg, shit freaks me put when I'm asleep.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:14:08 AM
#6
BloodMoon7 posted...
Yikes
I was a boy scout, I've had to sleep in the woods without a tent. When something touches you in your sleep you develop a reaction.

What actually made me throw the phone though was that she woke me up like roughly 30 seconds before my alarm. The alarm is what made me throw the phone. Had it been just the alarm, I would have been fine.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 1:08:31 AM
#4
AlCalavicci posted...
What is the worst thing you've done lately?
So, I dont like being touched when I'm asleep; it's when I'm most vulnerable. My mom (whom I just moved home to take care of) tried to take me up by grabbing my ankle. I responded with throwing my phone across the room, in her general direction but deliberately away from her. This was 2 weeks ago.

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TopicI love setting subtitle colors to yellow
Lokison
08/03/21 12:58:42 AM
#3
I set mine to neon green, really sticks out but makes them harder to read.

I'm an asshole.

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TopicI need to be a better person. AMA
Lokison
08/03/21 12:57:20 AM
#1
I have anger issues I'm trying to get over. AMA.

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TopicI just started using Twitter. What does "ratio" mean ?
Lokison
08/03/21 12:40:03 AM
#5
In the terms of NBA it probably has something to do with his ratio of throws vs actual baskets.

Idk, I'm talking out my ass but that's what I would assume. I dont use Twitter

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TopicCatboy is WARNED.
Lokison
08/03/21 12:34:16 AM
#7
How are you guys getting onto Discords? No one invites me

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TopicMust have Switch games
Lokison
08/03/21 12:15:33 AM
#10
Pokemon's
Umm.. other stuffs.

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TopicWhat would your username be if you devolved?
Lokison
08/03/21 12:13:11 AM
#90
Slepnier.

Fucking weird 8 legged horse bastard.

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TopicBest prank you ever pulled?
Lokison
08/03/21 12:09:26 AM
#20
I just remembered this one: for my highschool "Senior Prank" me and my friends did something by ourselves without coordinating with anyone but the 5 of us.

We loaded 3 trash barrels (50 gallon barrels) with thousands of bouncy balls and kicked them down the stairs (5 story spiral stair cases) right in between classes. That period was cancelled because of it. I was a real sack of fuck when I was younger.

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TopicDB_Insider is SUSPENDED! Wait...
Lokison
08/03/21 12:05:37 AM
#105
nfearurspecimn posted...
I think it showed up on "more topics from this board" I didn't even realize I was necrobumping it.
Damnit catboy.

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TopicDB_Insider is SUSPENDED! Wait...
Lokison
08/03/21 12:04:40 AM
#103
Kitt posted...
Wat...
I like tacos, do you like tacos? I like steak tacos.

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TopicDB_Insider is SUSPENDED! Wait...
Lokison
08/02/21 11:55:41 PM
#98
@DB_Insider

Grandpa... what did you do this time?

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TopicWould you have sex with a fat girl?
Lokison
08/02/21 11:36:43 PM
#2
I have, and would again. Thing about fat chicks is they can lose weight.

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TopicO.J. Simpson wants YOU to get vaccinated.
Lokison
08/02/21 10:25:29 PM
#5
The irony is amazing, but damn is he right.

What a fucked up time we live in.

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TopicSo Shezarr is here, so is shockthemonkey, but where's the third one?
Lokison
08/02/21 9:05:17 PM
#183
How is this topic still alive? Why is this topic still alive?

Also; I like cheeseburgers

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TopicSausage or ground beef
Lokison
08/02/21 9:00:10 PM
#9
kingdrake2 posted...
i didn't order this pizza.... with sausage.
Are you sure? Looks like you want *extra* sausage.

*bow chikka bow wow*

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TopicWhich of these 10 games will you play?
Lokison
08/02/21 5:10:14 PM
#7
R6 and Evil Dead are the most likely, might play Mario Party and GotG.

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TopicFound a leak under my car, am I fucked if I drive it back home?
Lokison
08/02/21 4:57:02 PM
#8
Unless its pouring out, you're fine. Just check your oil level before you drive it. May have to stop at a gaststation and put a little more in, but you'll be fine.

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