Lurker > MrMelodramatic

Wait I dont understand the angle of that picture at all. Are his legs in the air?

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if I wasnt short and fat, Id consider it

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No Im happy to do it. I just feel bad that Im having to rely on family

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My sister is offering to pay me $600 a month to do some basic expense reports for her small business <_<

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What is it about a big crap that feels arousing?

I put a flesh light in a buildabear.

This topic sucks it's just the same few trolls posting about the same easy targets over and over and people posting weird sex stuff they probably made up, PotD never has anything genuinely interesting anymore

It's me, I'm Jen

hi @Jen0125

im gay and my dick is small

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Pics

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

okay boomhauer

ok boomer

Metalsonic66 posted...

...Should we tell him?

ok booma

Mead posted...

Okay Boomhauer

ok boomuh

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ok boomer
Greenfox111 posted...

ok boomer

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Warheads sour candy. If theres still being made, I havent seen them in over ten years

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John Oliver

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Is my New Favorite Meme

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Zeus posted...

Who are Bushes 1-40 and 42?

Non existent

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GanonsSpirit posted...

Why is anyone seriously arguing with helly? Literally everyone except him refers to them as HW and W.

I refer to them as Bush 41 and Bush 43

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ReturnOfFa posted...

Is there anything like landscaping in the town/city you're in? I'm in school to be a Network Tech and have another year to go, so I'm just landscaping for the summer. $20+/h, good outdoor work, plenty of it (I'd say, typically), easy to quit, easy to interview on if you can work hard. I'd do it in the interim any time I'm not in my preferred field.

how would I find a job like this?

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JixHedgehog posted...

Jump into any job to keep your head above water while looking for opportunities to get into the field you've studied for

I've been trying but no dice. I've applied to restaurants, target, walmart, call centers, etc. no replies yet.

IronBornCorps posted...

what school did you go to?

Texas A&M

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My school sent out a small survey about a week ago, and 44% of my class (those who responded to the email anyway) are still unemployed... but 35% are making over 50k and 12% are making over 70k. why can't that be me ;-; ;-; ;-;

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IronBornCorps posted...

didn't get unemployment?

Well I havent had a job since August I was just in school until two months ago.

Lokarin posted...

omg how!?

Ok, maybe you're 19 and fresh out of school and the recession had been rough... or you just opened you bank account this year

Nope, Ive just burnt through it all. I managed to pay my rent, utilities, phone, food, and credit bills the past couple of months, and I have about $400 left over. Im about to be kicked from my apartment in three weeks unless I can come up with the money somehow

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I have about $400 in my bank account, and no foreseeable income stream. Ask me anything

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Nepeta

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To answer Jen, people mention you because of that phat ass on Reddit.

@Jen0125

Im obsessed with anal, but Im straight. Thats a fetish, right?

yeah thats pretty gay tbh but its also gay if youre not into anal tbh

Op is into buttplay, how would you recommend easing a newbie into anal play?

small things first. Fingers, beads, buttplugs, etc. Use plenty of lube.

A girl I banged in high school ended up becoming a lesbian, did I drive her to it?

Last night, I had the worst chunky diarrhea after an hour of crunches. I literally filled up the bowl to the water level. Looked like I had been holding it for a week, but I had gone the day before. Is this something to be proud of, or concerned?

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Another_Voice posted...

Few Understand

What?
@Another_Voice

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Sonic Cannon posted...

TLJ is the best movie of the sequel trilogy. ROS was the only one that was truly bad.

100% agree

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shnangyboos posted...

Bizarro world.

I guess so. idk. Im not very forward or open about it at all. Like I use he/him pronouns, but Im also fine with she/her/they/them/xe/xer/it. And my SO doesnt see herself as part of the binary, but aside from changing her name to something more unisex, doesnt go out of her way to be set apart.

I just wouldnt give my kid gendered toys, or raise them to believe any gender stereotypes or gender roles. Id try to find shows, books, and movies with a variety or genders (and preferably nongenders) and definitely stay away from any that reinforces any gender norms that are outdated or unhelpful

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LordFarquad1312 posted...

@MrMelodramatic

Dont h*cking at me, bro

BakonBitz posted...

Weird to be comparing a movie to a game, but alright.

Weird to compare anything to anything

cjsdowg posted...

As much as I hate BOTW, TLJ is far worse.

D

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Id be supportive, and I think Id probably raise them to be gender-questioning and non-conforming anyway tbh. Neither my girlfriend or I identify as binary, and I consider myself genderless. No way Id raise my kid with a gender in the traditional sense.

if anything, theyd come out as having a strictly male or female gender identity. And while I wouldnt get it, Id be happy for them and things would be fine.

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four in my area - love my heb.

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dont at me

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I wish I knew what this topic was about so I could help :(

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Ohhhja is a shitty wannabe Shenti. Who wants to be Shenti?

@OhhhJa

I dont believe Muscles has lost weight.

@Muscles

I used to masturbate onto birds at my local park.

Had to pee real bad on a river trail, looked both ways, pulled it out and a lady walked by and saw me for a good 3 seconds. She smiled and walked off. Ended up seeing her again and sleeping with her. She was 15 years older than me. Found out her husband owned the 7 Eleven next to my house that I went to a lot. I moved away for work, but she still split up with him. Can't help but think I had something to do with it. He was one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet.

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Did you know humans have stripes?

I hate everything and Im so miserable and potd is obviously not a good support network but idk where to go

this was submitted twice

I hate everything and Im so miserable and potd is obviously not a good support network but idk where to go

Dont judge, I have heavy loads so I cum in sinks for easy cleanup. Have you ever tried it, give it a go and get back to me.

I was molested in elementary school, but I never told anyone. Part of me knows it screwed me up, but being a man its hard to say it aloud.

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Youre not the boss of me!!!

But ok Ill post some more in a sec

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Dammit I meant to edit my last post but I deleted it

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Other posters were shared and conveniently it was acknowledged by your friend on the board.

Ohhhjas a lot like a sucker fish who attached itself to the anus of an old racist and its no wonder he only has one friend here.

Wait a second. is @OhhhJa my best friend

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My parents pool was recently cleaned. All because I shit the pool due to food poisoning. I assumed the sweats were due to the summer heat.

Please share the one/s you have neglected to share. It's not your job to be an editor. I took a screenshot of mine, so if you don't share it, I will post it and everyone will know you as a fraud.

24 hour notice.

ok

Ohhhja seems like a pathetic piece of crap who cant help but lie and type out lol.

@OhhhJa

Ohhhjas a lot like a sucker fish who attached itself to the anus of an old racist and its no wonder he only has one friend here. His existence is shockingly sadder than Shentis Walmart birthday cake.

man I kinda miss shenti. He was at least kind of funny. Trolls on here today are wack af

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Honestly I never understood using any kind of rag at all. Its either down a drain or I use something disposable like a tissue

although sometimes penis and vagina juices do get on your shirt or pants during srx and thats understandable. Just wash and its good as new

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

hahahahahahaha

Yknow when I first read this I skipped over the part about a shirt. I thought the op was saying he used to fuck his backpack lmao

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I have a feeling ohja submitted that one looking for advice, which is why he was so desperate for me to get to his.

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Ive talked about my depression and its been ignored, why? Please dont say Ive never said anything TC, its messed up. Other posters were shared and conveniently it was acknowledged by your friend on the board.

my friend? I dont know what this submission is talking about :( but I dont try to be mean or rude to anyone on potd

Recently I found an old t-shirt I stored in an old backpack that I would ejaculate on regularly. It was in storage for 2 decades and it was hard as a stone. Of course I denied it was mine, but it was scentless like bleach and cracked like a chip.

I hate that all commercials have music or a background tone these days. Once I noticed it, I cant help but notice now.

Im not trying to be a hipster or whatever, I just cant relate to this post at all. The only ads I ever come across anymore are ads in podcasts, which are usually pretty funny and/or made up on the spot (at least the pods I listen to).

Lately Ive been clogging the toilet daily. I eat a ton of fiber and drink water but they are simply huge. I tried pinching my cheeks to cut them in half but it doesnt work. Any suggestions guys?

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Whats on her armpit? Is it just hair? Looks like a growth maybe.

anyway, cute but not hot. Also an idiot

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Mead posted...

Im in favor of UBI so obviously yes Im in favor of this.

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But what about all that hot Korean boy sex you were going to have?

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Happy 200 posts everyone

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Its obvious Ohhja is madly in love with Jen, leaving him furious she will never return his affection. We get to witness him making up relationships, trying to lure Jen in. Its like witnessing a bald peacock trying to mate. I almost feel like I work for National Geographic.

@OhhhJa @Jen0125

Why do you think the mods ignore the fact Zeus is bigoted?

@Zeus

Have you ever tasted your own semen, is it supposed to be so salty and bitter? Its what I imagine liquid plastic would taste like.

Zeus is a total racist tire fire.

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Sahuagin posted...

the problem here I think is that it is non-consensual.

idk man. Paying money to be allowed into an establishment where nudity is allowed (and is the norm) seems like consenting to the possibility of seeing nudity

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My gf makes 5x what I do. Its legit

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I sure do. I hope they go back soon. More importantly, I hope HEB goes back to 24/7 soon. I used to do all my grocery shopping at 2-3am on Tuesdays or Wednesdays. Now Im constantly eating garbage or losing sleep to buy food.

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Damn I spank it in closets before moving to. Is there a name for this condition???

When I was a teen, I went with my parents to the mall, but waited in the car. I had a bizarre urge to masturbate, so I shot a load outside onto the car next to us. Am I the only one doing this?

Was I the only one who would read Sunnys posts and get a psychopath vibe?

@SunWuKung420

Hate saying it, but the ClarkDuke account can deliver solid posts now and then.

@ClarkDuke

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I take my 140k car across Texas (700ish miles) about six times a year, plus occasional 100-200 mile trips to and from major Texas cities. Not a big deal at all.

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Jet set radio

it could be called Jet Set Radio Fight the Future

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