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TopicPolice banned from participating in NYC Pride march
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:52:56 PM
#12
But stripper cop is one of the best gay trends. :v
TopicEvay is banning the sale of anything sexual
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:38:05 PM
#8
This is stupid.
TopicDigiMon still exists, that's amazing
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:25:57 PM
#6
Renamon using furries to keep Digimon alive.
TopicThis is how Israeli settlers attack Palestinian families at night
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:23:37 PM
#20
Solar_Crimson posted...
Yeah, but Israel has to exist to bring about God's Judgment Day. </sarcasm>

Israel has a right to exist.

(Nobody has a right to do this though.)
TopicWe have finally found CE's perfect girl
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:19:38 PM
#3
When she says she has a thing for ugly people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKdzNwu3C9Q
TopicYour reaction: Your daughter is dating Johnny Cage.
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:15:50 PM
#10
So it's ten years into the future? She'll be dating Johnny Age.
TopicRemember when Republicans wanted COVID to burn through the population
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:13:44 PM
#6
GregShmedley posted...
Whose alt?

John Galt = John's Alt

I don't know who John is.
TopicThe true logic behind bikini armor
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 2:08:04 PM
#26
Is bikini armor still a thing in video games?
Topicwhy do americans pretend to be confused when they see a date like 29.10.
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 1:48:37 PM
#31
Can we adopt the metric system, but still refer to measurements as "inches" and "feet"? It sounds so much better than what the rest of the world has to offer.
TopicRyan Gosling vs Ryan Reynolds
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 1:46:52 PM
#4
Reynolds
Topichow many origin stories do Superman, Batman, et al need?
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 1:45:25 PM
#3
"I can do the same thing, but better!" is a bad approach if everyone is familiar with the story.

You can remake a movie from the 1940s and 90% of your audience will not have seen the original. If you remake a movie from 10 to 20 years ago, you have to know that as many people as not have seen that version and probably don't want to go through the same beats all over again.
TopicWhat happens if a human gets a catgirl pregnant?
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 1:40:36 PM
#1


Do their children have pointy ears without fur?

Maybe that's where elves come from.
TopicIsrael v Palestine is deep
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 1:35:16 PM
#13
pure_temper posted...
The mods here should read the basics on this situation and start slamming the literal antisemites on this board. Not sure what's so hard about this.

CE response:

"I'm not anti-Semitic because Jews in Israel are actually white Europeans. Arabs are the true Semites."
TopicWhy do women love playing hard to get?
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 12:16:38 AM
#12

TopicITT: Proof that the Right can't meme.
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 12:13:08 AM
#36
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Conservatives seem to have a real problem with the abstract, with nuance, and with understanding scale.

At its core, conservatism versus liberalism is the struggle between order and the abstract.
TopicITT: Proof that the Right can't meme.
FortuneCookie
05/16/21 12:04:03 AM
#30
Vicious_Dios posted...

They're using Picard to promote conservative ideology? Did they even watch 30 seconds of that show?
TopicAt least 18 GOP led states are ending the $300/week unemployment benefits
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 11:58:32 PM
#47
Shadow20201 posted...

Fewer people means more Crunchwraps for me.
Topic*watches Kiki's Delivery Service*
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 5:48:13 PM
#1
*gets three minutes in*

"Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me as the voice of animal sidekicks from such movies as Pete's Paper Route and Dingo's Waste Disposal Spectacular."



Phil Hartman is in this movie??? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?
TopicYour reaction: Your daughter is dating Johnny Cage.
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 5:08:32 PM
#8
Were_Wyrm posted...
I call the cops since she's fucking 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6WzPuUnnYA
TopicI don't like Tom Holland Spider-man
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 4:43:32 PM
#38
Slayerblade11 posted...
All Sony does is grovel at Disney's feet like he's his rich daddy.


This is how Disney views the business arrangement.
TopicRemember when someone posted a V with Homer Simpson's head drawn around it
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 4:33:26 PM
#2
Don't forget
you're here forever
TopicA Strong X Character
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 4:29:36 PM
#3
I feel like any character I mentioned on a snap judgement would result in dismissals like "Oh, they're a doctor and that's supposed to make them a good character?" or "Do you watch anything other than sci-fi?"

TopicDoes it seem like Netflix basically makes knockoffs of better shows/movies?
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 4:28:21 PM
#4
They're losing ground now that studios want exclusive streaming rights. They can't just get the best material from all the major studios like they did back in the day.
TopicA Strong X Character
FortuneCookie
05/15/21 4:18:31 PM
#1
You ever notice how difficult it is to be put on the spot and name a strong character? Who is a strong female character? Who is a strong Black character? Who is a strong LGBTQ character?

When asked about it, it kinda has that "model minority" fallacy in which whomever you name is now the standard for how characters who that demographic should be depicted.
TopicDon't fuck Disney characters
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:58:20 PM
#13
Wii_Shaker posted...
Rey who?



Mysterio!

Here we go!
TopicI think it would be cool if Star Trek made a spin off movie about Worf
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:52:58 PM
#2
I AM A PROUD WARRIOR

*gets beaten up*
TopicDon't fuck Disney characters
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:47:54 PM
#6

TopicMy sister: I can't wait to get home, lock myself in the bedroom and buzz one out
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:39:37 PM
#3
bzzt
bzzt
bzzzz
bzzzzzzz
TopicDo you think the space race was silly?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:27:03 PM
#7
Maybe Israel and Gazza could settle things with a reverse space race. See who can build a submarine to go deeper into the ocean than anyone's gone before.
TopicDo you think the space race was silly?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 10:16:36 PM
#5
ShyOx posted...
Nah it was awesome. Much more productive than a war

TopicSo Cruela was also a victim of society?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 7:21:32 PM
#81
Veggeta X posted...
In Joker, making the Wayne family look like the bad guys was stupid as fuck imo

The movie pulls an unreliable narrator on us when it's revealed that the whole movie has been Joker's version of the story told to his psychiatrist. It makes sense that the Joker would categorize the Waynes as rich stuck-ups.
TopicEvery time NeonOctopus is warned, I feel sick to my stomach.
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 3:56:43 PM
#5
It's a conspiracy to keep the breast man down. :v
TopicBlack owned House appraises at double the value when seller is White
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:13:30 PM
#2
Indianapolis


TopicWhat's the newest movie we can find where the entire main cast is dead?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:12:12 PM
#25
Darmik posted...
Highest number of actors who died during filming
The Twilight Zone - 3

Noah's Ark (1927) had three drownings and one leg amputation.

I wonder if any silent film actors are still alive. It's possible for a child or infant to be alive in their 90s or 100s. And if none are left, who was the last one to pass away?
TopicDid "essential workers" ever got anything for working during pandemic?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:06:54 PM
#89
I got free movie tickets.
TopicDid you know Coke and Pepsi have mostly the same group of majority shareholders?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 2:48:10 AM
#12
indica posted...
It is

I am feeling a level of shock and surprise that can only be depicted by an image of a dumbfounded yellow rodent with electrical powers. But as far as I know, no such picture exists.
TopicDid you know Coke and Pepsi have mostly the same group of majority shareholders?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 2:41:29 AM
#10
David1988 posted...


So essentially the same groups of people own majority of both companies. I always thought these were competing companies?

I bet the same is true of political campaign funding.
Topic"If fully vaccinated you don't have to wear a mask" how we supposed
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 2:35:41 AM
#6
The only two options are to go to war with anti-mask/anti-vac crowds (and they will be willing to fight) or to let the virus take its course.

Vaccinated people will survive at higher rates than non-vaccinated and anti-mask crowds. It's really the only feasible option at this point.
TopicWhat's the newest movie we can find where the entire main cast is dead?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 2:23:43 AM
#7
Looking it up, Shane was released in April and Spur was in February, so Shane is still the more recent movie.
TopicWhat's the newest movie we can find where the entire main cast is dead?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 2:22:21 AM
#6
All five cast members from The Naked Spur (also 1953) are dead.
TopicGas Prices
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:52:40 AM
#7
I'm grateful to be working from home and to live within walking distance of a supermarket. I imagine I'll do far less driving in the near future which is a shame. But at least I don't have to anticipate breaking the bank to go about my usual business in a time of inflated gas prices.
TopicThe GOP is a cult.
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:44:12 AM
#53
I didn't say that they were on the same level. I said the contrary.

It's still fair game to pick apart the lesser of two evils. If theft and murder are committed on the same night by separate parties, we don't let the thief go in recognition than the murderer is worse. We condemn each appropriately according to the severity of their actions.

In the case of the left, the offense is the inability to handle criticism -- something which this topic has demonstrated quite nicely.
TopicMovies with soundtracks that are better than the movie
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:24:38 AM
#14
Batman Forever
TopicMovies with soundtracks that are better than the movie
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:24:09 AM
#13
Daredevil
TopicDid Big Bertha scare you as a kid?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:07:40 AM
#2
That's Boss Bass.
TopicDid Large Marge scare you as a kid?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:04:33 AM
#19
I didn't think that she was scary. I thought she was cool.

Then they crashed the set of a Godzilla movie and Peewee's Big Adventure went from cool to awesome a shit. I still can't believe that was a scene. I still can't believe they had Godzilla battling Ghidorah in that film.
TopicSo Cruela was also a victim of society?
FortuneCookie
05/14/21 1:01:17 AM
#41
Frizzurd posted...
Disney's Hitler Untold


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