Current Events > My gf says we dont have enough money to get married.

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Duncanwii
08/01/21 1:46:00 AM
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I mean shes right, but I really want her to be my wife.
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BloodMoon7
08/01/21 1:47:29 AM
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Get a job.

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Gobstoppers12
08/01/21 1:48:30 AM
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Why are you slowly transforming into cpt pineapple?

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BloodMoon7
08/01/21 1:49:04 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why are you slowly transforming into cpt pineapple?
One day I'll be da new Vegy

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bknight
08/01/21 1:49:13 AM
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A Vegas wedding package is what, like $50?
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TerraSeeker
08/01/21 1:49:20 AM
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Couldn't you just go to Vegas if you really wanted?

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RedJackson
08/01/21 1:50:15 AM
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BloodMoon7
08/01/21 1:50:32 AM
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Aww yeah Las Vegy time

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_Sazando_
08/01/21 1:50:39 AM
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Why do you want a woman that doesn't keep your dick hard to be your wife?

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3PiesAndAFork
08/01/21 1:51:03 AM
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Did you get on one knee?

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One_Day_Remains
08/01/21 1:51:13 AM
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You have absolutely no business getting married lol
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MC_BatCommander
08/01/21 1:53:17 AM
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TerraSeeker posted...
Couldn't you just go to Vegas if you really wanted?

Don't even need to do that, you can get married wherever you get your marriage license. I recall when I got mine they were offering a quick wedding service with witness for like 50 bucks

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Duncanwii
08/01/21 1:53:54 AM
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RedJackson posted...
What kinda ring would you buy her? :o

We actually went to look for rings a few years ago but the place we looked at closed down in the meantime.

:(
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R1masher
08/01/21 1:55:56 AM
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Cant you just marry a chicken?

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Duncanwii
08/01/21 1:56:38 AM
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metallica846 posted...
Isnt she 18?

Shes 28 dude. Like 10 years older then that.
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Duncanwii
08/01/21 2:08:09 AM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
You have absolutely no business getting married lol

Why?
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Mr_Karate_II
08/01/21 2:08:45 AM
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Your "gf"

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viewmaster_pi
08/01/21 2:09:20 AM
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R1masher posted...
Cant you just marry a chicken?
you may now kick the bride

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Duncanwii
08/01/21 2:17:05 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
why arent you marrying the girl from that Shyamalan movie

She isnt as good looking as my Gf.
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Shezarr
08/01/21 2:19:39 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you may now kick the bride
Lmao

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I4NRulez
08/01/21 2:20:06 AM
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You dont even work why would you get married?

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Lokison
08/01/21 2:20:18 AM
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I mean, you could just do the ceremony and leave it be after that. Unless you're looking for the legal benefits, just have a handfasting ceremony.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
08/01/21 2:26:29 AM
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No one cares, Duncan. Fuck off.

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DeadBankerDream
08/01/21 2:28:18 AM
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Oh look, Duncan is trolling again.

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TeaMilk
08/01/21 2:28:50 AM
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i have too much money to get married

like if i got married to cornman he couldnt get on SSI lol

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trappedunderice
08/01/21 2:36:12 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Oh look, Duncan is trolling again.
Him, blue monk and that pineapple fella are the three stooges.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/01/21 2:42:27 AM
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bruh yall dont even live together. you finna have a long distance marriage? lmao

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One_Day_Remains
08/01/21 3:09:36 AM
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Duncanwii posted...


Why?


You don't have a sexual relationship with this girl and you're both dependent

I do have a friend who's disabled and recently got engaged but at least their partner takes care of them
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_BlueMonk
08/01/21 3:12:20 AM
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My wife and I got married over zoom. Just paid for the rings I guess.

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BigB0ss13
08/01/21 3:57:50 AM
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You don't need a wedding and a lot of people just say their vowels in the place you get your marriage certificate, sign some papers and you're officially married. No need for expensive rings too.
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dj1200
08/01/21 2:17:46 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
My wife and I got married over zoom. Just paid for the rings I guess.

why did you get married over zoom?

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One_Day_Remains
08/01/21 2:18:46 PM
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dj1200 posted...


why did you get married over zoom?


Gee, I wonder. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with the pandemic
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nothanks1
08/01/21 2:18:49 PM
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dj1200 posted...

why did you get married over zoom?

They also got married in Korea and in Canada

It's his gimmick of pretending he has a wife and she's now going into labour for the 4th time in the past 5 months and also the 3rd time in the last week
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Derwood
08/01/21 2:19:01 PM
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Not enough money for a ceremony/party, or not enough to pay monthly living expenses?
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Shablagoo
08/01/21 2:19:26 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
One day I'll be da new Vegy

sorry but Im da heir apparent in dat regard, people have even accused me of being a vegy alt

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One_Day_Remains
08/01/21 2:23:49 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
>Wants to get married
>Dumped her
>Admitted to only getting back together due to being lonely
>Downgraded her from fiance to gf




Yeah, this is also a big part of it too. Duncan generally is not mentally mature enough for marriage and it would just be a disaster
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limp-bizkit-89
08/01/21 2:30:40 PM
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Imagine Duncan reproducing.

imagine the education his offspring would receive. I cant even find an emoji that can describe how I feel about that idea

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Drpooplol
08/01/21 2:33:25 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
>Wants to get married
>Dumped her
>Admitted to only getting back together due to being lonely
>Downgraded her from fiance to gf

when did this happen?

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yutterh
08/01/21 2:34:53 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Aww yeah Las Vegy time

https://youtu.be/l8o5fxnDUjs

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limp-bizkit-89
08/01/21 2:58:28 PM
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metallica846 posted...
Not enough good popcorn on CE these days. Duncan should definitely get married and move in with his new wife.

Think of the story arcs people.

-Buying the ring
-Asking her to marry him
-Moving day
-Wedding planning
-Duncans first time on second base
-Clothes shopping
-Wedding Day
-Duncans first stick
-Honeymoon in Branson
-Duncan starts his job as a long haul trucker
-Baby Duncanwii
-Inevitable divorce

We should embrace this timeline.

buying the ring draft:

Duncan walks into the dollar store. He tells the cashier: I wanted to marry an Australian actress. She is hot. She looks like those women who have sex but she does not have sex. Or at least she hasnt told me. But I am not marrying her. I am marrying my girlfriend. I met her at the mall. We ate onion rings together. Sometimes she smells like onion rings too. I want a ring shaped like an onion, sell it to me


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Ruvan22
08/01/21 2:59:34 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
buying the ring draft:

Duncan walks into the dollar store. He tells the cashier: I wanted to marry an Australian actress. She is hot. She looks like those women who have sex but she does not have sex. Or at least she hasnt told me. But I am not marrying her. I am marrying my girlfriend. I met her at the mall. We ate onion rings together. Sometimes she smells like onion rings too. I want a ring shaped like an onion, sell it to me

It really writes itself..
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Strider102
08/01/21 3:01:46 PM
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limp-bizkit-89 posted...
buying the ring draft:

Duncan walks into the dollar store. He tells the cashier: I wanted to marry an Australian actress. She is hot. She looks like those women who have sex but she does not have sex. Or at least she hasnt told me. But I am not marrying her. I am marrying my girlfriend. I met her at the mall. We ate onion rings together. Sometimes she smells like onion rings too. I want a ring shaped like an onion, sell it to me

So this is how made for tv movies are written.

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limp-bizkit-89
08/01/21 3:07:45 PM
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Strider102 posted...
So this is how made for tv movies are written.




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