Lurker > WallStreetWolf

Be sure to tag me in the next one

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

This might be a dumb question what are you trying when you are horny? You might be able to do it longer if you have something to look at or a feeling that really puts you in the mood

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I'm glad to hear you are keeping up the consistency! Do you want to tell us what you are anxious about

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

DrizztLink posted...

Score one for the American sex ed system.

I just laughed hard out loud

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

In my defense I edited that part out because I felt bad! I'm trying to help and not be too snarky because I was also a late bloomer when it comes to experience. I'm glad you are learning and I know you will get it and then you will be a masturbating machine

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Damn it's about to go down on Facebook!

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Is the another one of those those stealth trolling topics or do you really not know that getting wet is, well, getting wet Harpie? As for technique Zodd has the right idea but I don't know what to say if it doesn't work for you. I usually have the person mix and match speeds and location, I'm pretty good at guiding someone to an orgasm or controlling them, and I remember one time years ago I helped this 19-year-old from plenty of fish orgasm for the first time

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Instead of using a cart you just put everything in my chair and then we both have it easy

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

Absolutely, youre like a portable step stool

go make some mac and cheese, you wont regret it

Anything for you as long as you make me all the macaroni

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

The choices are very misleading. Not really a fair poll

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

lmfao Harpie probably would use my wheelchair as a step ladder to get things from high shelves

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I completely agree you should talk to someone about it. But I also strongly advise against posting stuff like this here because some moderator might see you was a suicide threat and lock your account

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I'm here all the time and didn't see any titties, I always miss out on the good stuff

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

define everywhere

oh yeah you like that bby?

Take off your rose tinted glasses
Im 21
it wont end

Truthfully I do not find that attractive but there are some odd imperfections I do find attractive

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Hot

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I really do need to catch up on some classic Godzilla. I know the messages are really good

Drpooplol posted...

My mamma always said "Want dick, feather pick"

remains true to this day.

This also sounds like something the mom from the waterboy would say

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

kbelfisBACK posted...

woweeeeeee that's crazy I couldn't imagine paying 100s of dollars for a DVD u gotta me mega chopped lol

That's nothing, I have a silent Hill game on PS2 that's worth hundreds now

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Me: professional film journalist
also me: has not seen any older Godzilla movies aside from maybe one

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

There is a good point.

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Far too many people here don't realize this whole topic was a joke and just a way to continue conversation from the other night after some good topics were locked. If a woman doesn't want to shave more power to them. It's their choice.

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I just don't understand why people expect Paramount and other studios should just sit there and do nothing.

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

soulunison2 posted...

Lmao John cena doesnt drink that shit

Actually that flavor is amazing

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Anyone get a count on those Mountain Dew bottles

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

And no, no one got greedy. Studios need revenue somehow. Do you really expect paramount to just sit there when Disney and Warner Bros. are doing the same thing? It's a business. That's on you for thinking streaming services were good for anything

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I really don't know what people expected. Everyone acted like there would be one streaming service for everything and that cable was now obsolete. It's just taking on a new form

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Why the hell did my game go back to the beginning. It just went back to the kickoff and everything

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Drew is actually Garfield

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Because I got two moderation's for using a certain word

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

He literally started marking a bunch of my posts

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

That was fun

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Only if it was a royal rumble

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

The fun tonight will never die

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I'd rather simp then act entitled to everything

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I swear Calypso lives rent-free inside all of your heads

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

To that other guy, women are allowed to have different opinions on things and present themselves differently. That doesn't mean one should be defended moreover the other. Harp and Calypso are both really cool people. As said, it's wrong to treat them differently

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

CalypsoDoom posted...

Lord I hope so because lately I've had 0 tolerance for disrespect

Good, screw disrespectful people

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

lmaooo I couldnt help it Im still riding the wave

okay now Im done

Same here but I was actually responding to the other guy. I'm now the topic is just going to be angry incels going after Calypso

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

shut the fuck up

Seconded

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Oh Lord, this topic is about to take a turn

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

CouldBeAnAlt posted...

We were bamboozled

And I was in on it!

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

It's over, I shut the shit down, no one fucks with my girl

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

Looks like someone cant take the heat

She's mad I exposed her sending nudes to me, went off on me and then went to bed

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Nah, he would just speak like a baby and make a fool of himself

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

And for anyone doubting the truth of this topic I am texting Harpie right now trying to relax her, because you know Vegy is not a real man and doesn't understand how to do things like that

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

Harpie posted...

Wait the fuck youve been getting nudes from her too???

kbelf its fuckin on

Yeah, she knows the only way she can compete with you is just by giving herself away for free to everyone. It's unflattering. I'd rather work for and build something special knowing I'm not going to be cheatied on. And like I said they aren't even that good. I would take your hard nips poking your shirt over her completely naked any day

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

ssj3vegeta posted...

Its finally happening

CEgals are fighting over me

And fuck you too. I check up on her all the time. I would be way better for her than you

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

MI4 REAL posted...

It's a free service..

You get what you pay for. I couldn't even finish to it

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

I've seen K's nudes, it's nothing special. Sad she just hands them out to everyone.

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

You all need to stop picking on Harpie for doing the right thing. Now that's a woman. She understands cheating is wrong. Your loss Vegy, Harp do you want to be my Valentine

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie

It would be more embarrassing if one was made and the person wasn't even suspended

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"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie