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Harpie
02/10/21 3:10:23 AM
#51:


EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
When puberty first hit, I popped something on my buttcheek that was the size of a nickel, and the swelling around it made it feel like a tennis ball was caught under my skin. It oozed something a dank purple, and it just kept oozing.
purple?? What the hell..

was it satisfying


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Dark_SilverX
02/10/21 3:12:12 AM
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you could have mixed it with some henessey and made the ultimate holiday drink since eggnog is out of season right now

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/21 3:13:01 AM
#54:


I got somtething that's real purple on my hip. I squeeeeeze it and it's always white.

Am I racist?

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EnvoyOfTheLight
02/10/21 3:13:09 AM
#55:


Harpie posted...
purple?? What the hell..

was it satisfying

Extremely, and also slightly worrying.

Dark_SilverX posted...
you could have mixed it with some henessey and made the ultimate holiday drink since eggnog is out of season right now

No joke, it had the exact same consistency.

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electricbugs2
02/10/21 3:18:15 AM
#56:


Harpie posted...
keep an eye on your pms boi
Spicy

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gunplagirl
02/10/21 3:22:43 AM
#57:


Harpie posted...
NOOOOOOOO
gunpla pls
dont you worry Ive got bacne in the dozens

Yes. Theres an art to it, you gotta pop at the perfect time
I have assne tbh, happened recently when I gained some lockdown weight :s I mean yay my ass is bigger but boo having to buy new pants

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 3:33:21 AM
#59:


gunplagirl posted...
I have assne tbh, happened recently when I gained some lockdown weight :s I mean yay my ass is bigger but boo having to buy new pants
Disgusting no wonder youre single

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Seitar
02/10/21 4:00:57 AM
#60:


My most satisfying one was one that sat on a muscle. It was this tiny thing, only a little white spot but it hurt like hell so I punctured it and went to town trying to pop it but only a tiny drop of blood mixed stuff came out. Obviously I knew this wasn't the end, so I try to tightened my muscle for all it was worth and attacked once more....

And lord was it good, an unhealthy amount of pus came out in two splats and there was a solid white core for some reason that was the thickness of the head of a pinhead needle and it was a good 3-4 mm long. A side from the pain from the slight tear in the skin it was one of the best feelings ever and every pimple since then has been a disappointment.

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jon1012
02/10/21 4:08:57 AM
#61:


Ew

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 5:06:22 AM
#62:


Seitar posted...
My most satisfying one was one that sat on a muscle. It was this tiny thing, only a little white spot but it hurt like hell so I punctured it and went to town trying to pop it but only a tiny drop of blood mixed stuff came out. Obviously I knew this wasn't the end, so I try to tightened my muscle for all it was worth and attacked once more....

And lord was it good, an unhealthy amount of pus came out in two splats and there was a solid white core for some reason that was the thickness of the head of a pinhead needle and it was a good 3-4 mm long. A side from the pain from the slight tear in the skin it was one of the best feelings ever and every pimple since then has been a disappointment.
Sounds like you had mrsa

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berlyman101
02/10/21 5:09:38 AM
#63:


I had staph on the bridge of my nose once. I can confirm that dealing with the pus from the was actually not fun.

also it killed my grandpa iirc

edit: his own staph infection did, not mine.

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gunplagirl
02/10/21 5:11:21 AM
#64:


@OmegaPillow
I literally got fondled by my local girlfriend (1 of 3 total) for my birthday. Couldn't do more because neither of us can host during lockdown. I have pics and more uwu.

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 5:15:45 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
@OmegaPillow
I literally got fondled by my local girlfriend (1 of 3 total) for my birthday. Couldn't do more because neither of us can host during lockdown. I have pics and more uwu.
I just want pics of that fat ass you talk about so much

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gunplagirl
02/10/21 5:24:47 AM
#66:


OmegaPillow posted...
I just want pics of that fat ass you talk about so much
You literally called me gross and said I can't get a girlfriend

:l Did you not see the fat fucking titties I posted a week and half ago, harpie sure did

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 8:13:18 AM
#67:


gunplagirl posted...
You literally called me gross and said I can't get a girlfriend

:l Did you not see the fat fucking titties I posted a week and half ago, harpie sure did
Nope I was banned unfortunately, I miss the good shit and I didnt assume girlfriend nor boyfriend just single :p . Be gross with me

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gunplagirl
02/10/21 9:00:31 AM
#68:


OmegaPillow posted...
Nope I was banned unfortunately, I miss the good shit and I didnt assume girlfriend nor boyfriend just single :p . Be gross with me
CE gonna CE

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littlebro07
02/10/21 9:08:49 AM
#69:


I had one of those once. Shot out with so much force that part of it actually splashed off the mirror back onto my face.

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ScazarMeltex
02/10/21 9:17:51 AM
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I had what I thought was an ingrown hair on my thigh one time that was there for like a month, I kept squeezing it and nothing would come out. So one day I took a needle and stabbed it while simultaneously squeezing it and it literally sprayed pus all over the place.

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Flockaveli
02/10/21 9:19:22 AM
#71:


Women only want one thing and its fucking disgusting.

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Jabodie
02/10/21 9:20:40 AM
#72:


This topic reminds me of when I had a small bump on my wrist for months. I thought it was a pimple so I waited for it to go away, and eventually I got impatient and started picking at it. It turned out I had a small thorn lodged in my skin that whole time.

Not nearly as interested and graphic as some of these popping stories, but thankfully I don't deal with cystic acne much anymore.

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ssj3vegeta_
02/10/21 9:21:15 AM
#73:


Back when i was in high school dere was a hella cute girl dat loved popping my pimples lol, i found it gross but still let her

Until i saw her popping other peoples pimples, wtf now dats gross and so i stopped letting her
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bigtiggie23
02/10/21 9:25:20 AM
#74:


Once you pop something that substantial the best thing to do is rinse the area where it was with a saline solution to wash out and kill any leftover germs so it doesn't fill right back up. I've had a few big ones professionally lanced and that's what they do.
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Alteres
02/10/21 9:32:30 AM
#75:


berlyman101 posted...
I had staph on the bridge of my nose once. I can confirm that dealing with the pus from the was actually not fun.

also it killed my grandpa iirc

edit: his own staph infection did, not mine.
This clarification literally made me lol.

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kbelfisBACK
02/10/21 9:33:22 AM
#76:


yooooo I did the same thing this morning but I didn't have that much gunk lol

proud of ya harpz
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WallStreetWolf
02/10/21 5:48:53 PM
#77:


Harpie posted...
define everywhere

oh yeah you like that bby?

Take off your rose tinted glasses
Im 21
it wont end

Truthfully I do not find that attractive but there are some odd imperfections I do find attractive

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WallStreetWolf
02/10/21 5:56:07 PM
#78:


I'm here all the time and didn't see any titties, I always miss out on the good stuff

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 6:08:10 PM
#79:


gunplagirl posted...
CE gonna CE
Dont like a bad boy ? Good guys finish last , ask gary

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Alteres
02/10/21 6:10:31 PM
#80:


WallStreetWolf posted...
I'm here all the time and didn't see any titties, I always miss out on the good stuff
Gunpla?

There were like three big ass topics about it. It was months ago though, there were some pics posted recently as well.

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OmegaPillow
02/10/21 6:39:52 PM
#81:


WallStreetWolf posted...
I'm here all the time and didn't see any titties, I always miss out on the good stuff
Maybe shes lying

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gunplagirl
02/11/21 7:34:41 AM
#82:


OmegaPillow posted...
Maybe shes lying
You really think I'd lie about big milkers?

It's literally the only thing I'm passionate about besides gaming and becoming a bimbo fuckslut cow gf.

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AirFresh
02/11/21 7:38:42 AM
#83:


You dingus I would have paid premium to mix it with my vodka.

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OudeGeuze
02/11/21 7:39:01 AM
#84:


Will you go to prom with me
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DrizztLink
02/11/21 7:41:50 AM
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CommonJoe
02/11/21 7:52:05 AM
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Should've filmed it you gotta got a million youtube views

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