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Dark_SilverX
02/14/21 12:35:57 AM
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Harpie posted...
Thank you, your valiant efforts do not go unnoticed


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Harpie
02/14/21 12:45:17 AM
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No offense Zodd, but that will do absolutely nothing for me. Nada. Zilch

Also Im single ._.

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Returning_CEmen
02/14/21 12:48:52 AM
#53:


Are you worried about losing sensitivity down there?
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Harpie
02/14/21 12:50:19 AM
#54:


Returning_CEmen posted...
Are you worried about losing sensitivity down there?
Nah, why?

If anything Im worried about too much sensitivity, and the lack of control that comes with it

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Zodd3224
02/14/21 12:55:52 AM
#55:


Harpie posted...
No offense Zodd, but that will do absolutely nothing for me. Nada. Zilch

Also Im single ._.

Oh... I'm striking out left and right

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/14/21 12:57:42 AM
#56:


Zodd3224 posted...
Oh... I'm striking out left and right

Nahhh see you're supposed to go up and down like you said. Works for my gf too.

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Harpie
02/14/21 1:04:29 AM
#57:


It probably does work well for a lot of women. For me though, it would not.

Some finger curling? NOW were talking. I cant go too much into detail on this board though. I have a topic up on the sex board if you wanna chat about specifics

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Zodd3224
02/14/21 1:05:25 AM
#58:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nahhh see you're supposed to go up and down like you said. Works for my gf too.



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viewmaster_pi
02/14/21 1:20:50 AM
#59:


curling's dope



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Harpie
02/14/21 2:27:20 PM
#60:


Day 2

I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.

I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off.
I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from.

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teep_
02/14/21 2:29:55 PM
#61:


Appropriate topic for V-Day

I hope you manage to get the release you want!
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Harpie
02/14/21 2:31:50 PM
#62:


Lmao thanks teep

I will get there one day

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Heartomaton
02/14/21 2:33:07 PM
#63:


Harpie posted...
I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off.
I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from.

This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist.

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Harpie
02/14/21 2:43:03 PM
#64:


Heartomaton posted...
This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist.
Yeah, thats not happening anytime soon. Theres zero chance I can afford that ._.

Well, time to wash my sheets I guess lmao

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Heartomaton
02/14/21 2:50:09 PM
#66:


Harpie posted...
Yeah, thats not happening anytime soon. Theres zero chance I can afford that ._.

Well, time to wash my sheets I guess lmao

Um. Er. If you're desperate, medical debt does fall off after seven years, but I don't know if you want to hurt your credit score for the sake of finding out why you can't orgasm.

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CE_gonna_CE
02/14/21 2:52:18 PM
#67:


Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.

I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off.
I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from.
So... its normal. Will post a link to a medical site that supports this, but its nothing to be alarmed about or that a Dr would tell you is a concern.

But yeah, if you feel that its gross then it would certainly be uncomfortable and kill the mood. Another mental hump youd have to get over, pretty much.

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berlyman101
02/14/21 2:53:51 PM
#68:


Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.

I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off.
I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from.

I'm pretty sure this is normal. paging Dr. Patrice

https://youtu.be/CV55bIGmZv0


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Harpie
02/14/21 3:01:54 PM
#69:


ImAMarvel posted...
The O Saga is my favorite part of the CEmen Cinematic Universe lol

I dated someone who had a very similar problem actually. She said it might've come from a childhood injury. Idk
Omg thats actually a huge compliment thank you!!

Oof, I wonder how that couldve happened. For me at least, I am lucky enough to not have any real sexual traumas or injuries

CE_gonna_CE posted...
So... its normal. Will post a link to a medical site that supports this, but its nothing to be alarmed about or that a Dr would tell you is a concern.

But yeah, if you feel that its gross then it would certainly be uncomfortable and kill the mood. Another mental hump youd have to get over, pretty much.
..What. How normal??

Maybe this is why I should watch porn, maybe then Id had fuckin known its normal
Actually scratch that, porn is a terrible sex education source lmaoo

I think Ill try again later today in the bathtub. I used a towel folded three times over, plus I was still wearing underwear and some sweatpants and it STILL made a wet spot on the bed. I have a waterproof mattress cover though so it isnt that big a deal

berlyman101 posted...
I'm pretty sure this is normal. paging Dr. Patrice

https://youtu.be/CV55bIGmZv0
lmao this technique actually makes it squirt out instead of leak out, which is why I usually avoid it. It feels nice though

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berlyman101
02/14/21 3:06:36 PM
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lmao this technique actually makes it squirt out instead of leak out, which is why I usually avoid it. It feels nice though

"squirting" is well known and common. I thought they were supposed to teach you this shit at slumber parties

it sounds like you've got yourself a ticket on the pleasure train, bucko! Choo Choo

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Harpie
02/14/21 3:14:51 PM
#72:


berlyman101 posted...
"squirting" is well known and common. I thought they were supposed to teach you this shit at slumber parties

it sounds like you've got yourself a ticket on the pleasure train, bucko! Choo Choo
I was never allowed to have slumber parties ._.
Also never really had any girlfriends growing up. I know nothing

Hopefully! I WILL have my O godammit

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Im not able/willing to seek out any medical advice. It isnt realistic for me. I will need to figure it out on my own, and I think I can

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Ruvan22
02/14/21 3:16:55 PM
#73:


It really says a lot (positively! ) that you are sticking with this goal. One of the messages I've heard across many experts and discussions on sexual health and dysfunction is that there's less of a "normal" across female experiences than males. The "experimenting" your doing is usually what a lot of people don't do till much later :)
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CE_gonna_CE
02/14/21 3:26:45 PM
#74:


Harpie posted...
Omg thats actually a huge compliment thank you!!

Oof, I wonder how that couldve happened. For me at least, I am lucky enough to not have any real sexual traumas or injuries

..What. How normal??

Maybe this is why I should watch porn, maybe then Id had fuckin known its normal
Actually scratch that, porn is a terrible sex education source lmaoo

With the person I was with before my wife: It happened consistently, would get all over, and was fine. She was pretty liberal with sex, so it never bothered her or was an issue.

With wife: It happens occasionally, and in all instances I know things are feeling good for her, but I know she thinks about the mess and gets self conscious and then starts to get a bit of a mental block.

So 2 for 2, in my case? But overall its a pretty telltale sign that things are going in the right direction.

Im normally one to say avoid putting too much stock in what strangers on the Internet tell you when it comes to health stuff, but in this case it sounds like you might just have a few hang ups to push through that arent anything out of the ordinary or likely cause for concern.

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Cookie Bag
02/14/21 3:27:54 PM
#75:


Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.

I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off.
I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from.
Ever thought of just putting a bunch of towels below you and just... keep going?

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Harpie
02/15/21 3:50:31 AM
#76:


Okay so, for the first time ever, I went to reddit to see some content. You guys were saying the amount that was coming out was normal so I had to check for myself.

Holy shit. I assumed that normally it was supposed to be a small amount, and I was just gross for having so much. Boy was I wrong. Its common. My mouth was literally wide open in shock as I scrolled and scrolled by so many videos! And all of them had about the same amount if not more!

WHAT?? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE BELIEVING THAT WHAT I DID WAS WEIRD AND WOULD BE A TURNOFF TO OTHERS

these posts had hundreds if not thousands of upvotes I-

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im not 13
02/15/21 3:54:04 AM
#77:


Wet = very good. Better time for everyone involved

How did you not know this tc lol

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Harpie
02/15/21 3:57:24 AM
#78:


im not 13 posted...
Wet = very good. Better time for everyone involved

How did you not know this tc lol
I always associated wetness with exclusively the cream part. Never the liquid.

I have very minimal sexual experience and have also never watched porn. So a lot of what I understand is based off assumptions from what others say

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Cookie Bag
02/15/21 4:12:35 AM
#79:


Now that you know this...

Cookie Bag posted...
Ever thought of just putting a bunch of towels below you and just... keep going?


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berlyman101
02/15/21 4:13:34 AM
#80:


put on your brightest yellow rubber raincoat and have urself a day tc

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Unspecified_NPC
02/15/21 4:17:04 AM
#81:


My ex used to get very wet when we fooled around in calls. I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that getting wet like that is a huge turn on.

Is for me at least lmao.

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gunplagirl
02/15/21 4:18:13 AM
#82:


Harpie you should message me on Facebook lol

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Harpie
02/15/21 4:19:19 AM
#83:


Cookie Bag posted...
Now that you know this...

Ever thought of just putting a bunch of towels below you and just... keep going?
Ive literally only done this like twice before in my life. Where I set down a bunch of towels and kept going. I would usually feel bad by the end though

Now that I really know about it, I dont think Ill feel as bad. So yes, Ill try this again tomorrow. Im always trying to prevent myself from squirting and I think thats my number 1 issue

berlyman101 posted...
put on your brightest yellow rubber raincoat and have urself a day tc
my bodys ready

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Harpie
02/15/21 4:23:00 AM
#84:


Unspecified_NPC posted...
My ex used to get very wet when we fooled around in calls. I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that getting wet like that is a huge turn on.

Is for me at least lmao.
Damn. It really isnt a turnoff when the stream is strong enough it looks like its peeing?

I have always assumed that squirting was supposed to be this gentle little pzzts for a second or two

gunplagirl posted...
Harpie you should message me on Facebook lol


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DrizztLink
02/15/21 4:28:07 AM
#85:


Heartomaton posted...
This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist.
Get the fuck out of here, Ben Shapiro.

And yeah, some ladies get wetter than others, it's totally normal.

I figure learning a little more about the inner workings might helps. Clitoris and g-spot, though you might be a bit sensitive for the latter.

All of my vagina experience is second-hand so I'm not exactly a primary source on the topic.

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MrResetti
02/15/21 4:31:18 AM
#86:


Wait I thought you said it meant oreos

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DB_Insider
02/15/21 4:44:28 AM
#87:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have you tried:

Hypnosis?
Electro-shock therapy?
Re-arranging your desk?
Eating more eggs?
Listening to Pearl Jam?
Licking the butter right off the knife?
Buying a Turtle?
New underwear?
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The_Creep_2020
02/15/21 4:57:37 AM
#88:


That amount of moisture can be normal. The vagina is a self-saucing pudding.

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WallStreetWolf
02/15/21 5:00:50 AM
#89:


Is the another one of those those stealth trolling topics or do you really not know that getting wet is, well, getting wet Harpie? As for technique Zodd has the right idea but I don't know what to say if it doesn't work for you. I usually have the person mix and match speeds and location, I'm pretty good at guiding someone to an orgasm or controlling them, and I remember one time years ago I helped this 19-year-old from plenty of fish orgasm for the first time

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WallStreetWolf
02/15/21 5:02:32 AM
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Damn it's about to go down on Facebook!

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Harpie
02/15/21 5:10:02 AM
#91:


WallStreetWolf posted...
Is the another one of those those stealth trolling topics or do you really not know that getting wet is, well, getting wet Harpie?
>.> no

I always associated wetness with exclusively the cream or lubrication part. Never the liquid. I didnt know it meant literally wet.

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DrizztLink
02/15/21 5:12:36 AM
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WallStreetWolf
02/15/21 5:14:10 AM
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In my defense I edited that part out because I felt bad! I'm trying to help and not be too snarky because I was also a late bloomer when it comes to experience. I'm glad you are learning and I know you will get it and then you will be a masturbating machine

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WallStreetWolf
02/15/21 5:14:34 AM
#94:


DrizztLink posted...
Score one for the American sex ed system.

I just laughed hard out loud

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Malcrasternus
02/15/21 5:18:06 AM
#95:


Looks like it's not just Stanley Yelnats that needs a little sploosh right now.

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Zodd3224
02/15/21 10:47:23 AM
#96:


The wetter the better Harpie

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Damn_Underscore
02/15/21 10:57:59 AM
#97:


Isnt getting wet and squirting different?

I always assumed getting wet was like a large puddle of precum whereas squirting was like peeing

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Machete
02/15/21 11:02:36 AM
#98:


DrizztLink posted...

Ben Shapiro.



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WingsOfGood
02/15/21 11:23:18 AM
#99:


Is pics of O face against tos?
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R1masher
02/15/21 11:27:26 AM
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wet hairpie

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