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Dark_SilverX 02/14/21 12:35:57 AM #51: |
Harpie posted...
Thank you, your valiant efforts do not go unnoticed --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:45:17 AM #52: |
No offense Zodd, but that will do absolutely nothing for me. Nada. Zilch
Also Im single ._. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 02/14/21 12:48:52 AM #53: |
Are you worried about losing sensitivity down there?
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Harpie 02/14/21 12:50:19 AM #54: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
Are you worried about losing sensitivity down there?Nah, why? If anything Im worried about too much sensitivity, and the lack of control that comes with it --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 12:55:52 AM #55: |
Harpie posted...
No offense Zodd, but that will do absolutely nothing for me. Nada. Zilch Oh... I'm striking out left and right --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/14/21 12:57:42 AM #56: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Oh... I'm striking out left and right Nahhh see you're supposed to go up and down like you said. Works for my gf too. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 1:04:29 AM #57: |
It probably does work well for a lot of women. For me though, it would not.
Some finger curling? NOW were talking. I cant go too much into detail on this board though. I have a topic up on the sex board if you wanna chat about specifics --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 02/14/21 1:05:25 AM #58: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nahhh see you're supposed to go up and down like you said. Works for my gf too. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 02/14/21 1:20:50 AM #59: |
curling's dope
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Harpie 02/14/21 2:27:20 PM #60: |
Day 2 I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far. I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off. I used the bathroom about 30 minutes beforehand, so I really dont understand where its coming from. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teep_ 02/14/21 2:29:55 PM #61: |
Appropriate topic for V-Day
I hope you manage to get the release you want! --- teep dumb as f*** fr - BatmanVonDoom I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 2:31:50 PM #62: |
Lmao thanks teep
I will get there one day --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/14/21 2:33:07 PM #63: |
Harpie posted...
I stopped after two minutes though because I keep... leaking. A lot. It feels like Im peeing myself its so much fucking liquid and its kind of humiliating. It makes me feel like Im gross and nasty, and therefore is a big turn off. This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 2:43:03 PM #64: |
Heartomaton posted...
This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist.Yeah, thats not happening anytime soon. Theres zero chance I can afford that ._. Well, time to wash my sheets I guess lmao --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/14/21 2:50:09 PM #66: |
Harpie posted...
Yeah, thats not happening anytime soon. Theres zero chance I can afford that ._. Um. Er. If you're desperate, medical debt does fall off after seven years, but I don't know if you want to hurt your credit score for the sake of finding out why you can't orgasm. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 02/14/21 2:52:18 PM #67: |
Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.So... its normal. Will post a link to a medical site that supports this, but its nothing to be alarmed about or that a Dr would tell you is a concern. But yeah, if you feel that its gross then it would certainly be uncomfortable and kill the mood. Another mental hump youd have to get over, pretty much. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 02/14/21 2:53:51 PM #68: |
Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far. I'm pretty sure this is normal. paging Dr. Patrice https://youtu.be/CV55bIGmZv0 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 3:01:54 PM #69: |
ImAMarvel posted...
The O Saga is my favorite part of the CEmen Cinematic Universe lolOmg thats actually a huge compliment thank you!! Oof, I wonder how that couldve happened. For me at least, I am lucky enough to not have any real sexual traumas or injuries CE_gonna_CE posted... So... its normal. Will post a link to a medical site that supports this, but its nothing to be alarmed about or that a Dr would tell you is a concern...What. How normal?? Maybe this is why I should watch porn, maybe then Id had fuckin known its normal Actually scratch that, porn is a terrible sex education source lmaoo I think Ill try again later today in the bathtub. I used a towel folded three times over, plus I was still wearing underwear and some sweatpants and it STILL made a wet spot on the bed. I have a waterproof mattress cover though so it isnt that big a deal berlyman101 posted... I'm pretty sure this is normal. paging Dr. Patricelmao this technique actually makes it squirt out instead of leak out, which is why I usually avoid it. It feels nice though --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 02/14/21 3:06:36 PM #70: |
lmao this technique actually makes it squirt out instead of leak out, which is why I usually avoid it. It feels nice though "squirting" is well known and common. I thought they were supposed to teach you this shit at slumber parties it sounds like you've got yourself a ticket on the pleasure train, bucko! Choo Choo --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/14/21 3:14:51 PM #72: |
berlyman101 posted...
"squirting" is well known and common. I thought they were supposed to teach you this shit at slumber partiesI was never allowed to have slumber parties ._. Also never really had any girlfriends growing up. I know nothing Hopefully! I WILL have my O godammit [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Im not able/willing to seek out any medical advice. It isnt realistic for me. I will need to figure it out on my own, and I think I can --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 02/14/21 3:16:55 PM #73: |
It really says a lot (positively! ) that you are sticking with this goal. One of the messages I've heard across many experts and discussions on sexual health and dysfunction is that there's less of a "normal" across female experiences than males. The "experimenting" your doing is usually what a lot of people don't do till much later :)
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CE_gonna_CE 02/14/21 3:26:45 PM #74: |
Harpie posted...
Omg thats actually a huge compliment thank you!! With the person I was with before my wife: It happened consistently, would get all over, and was fine. She was pretty liberal with sex, so it never bothered her or was an issue. With wife: It happens occasionally, and in all instances I know things are feeling good for her, but I know she thinks about the mess and gets self conscious and then starts to get a bit of a mental block. So 2 for 2, in my case? But overall its a pretty telltale sign that things are going in the right direction. Im normally one to say avoid putting too much stock in what strangers on the Internet tell you when it comes to health stuff, but in this case it sounds like you might just have a few hang ups to push through that arent anything out of the ordinary or likely cause for concern. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cookie Bag 02/14/21 3:27:54 PM #75: |
Harpie posted...
I tried out the same new toy from yesterday, as that has been the best one Ive ever tried so far.Ever thought of just putting a bunch of towels below you and just... keep going? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/15/21 3:50:31 AM #76: |
Okay so, for the first time ever, I went to reddit to see some content. You guys were saying the amount that was coming out was normal so I had to check for myself.
Holy shit. I assumed that normally it was supposed to be a small amount, and I was just gross for having so much. Boy was I wrong. Its common. My mouth was literally wide open in shock as I scrolled and scrolled by so many videos! And all of them had about the same amount if not more! WHAT?? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE BELIEVING THAT WHAT I DID WAS WEIRD AND WOULD BE A TURNOFF TO OTHERS these posts had hundreds if not thousands of upvotes I- --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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im not 13 02/15/21 3:54:04 AM #77: |
Wet = very good. Better time for everyone involved
How did you not know this tc lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/15/21 3:57:24 AM #78: |
im not 13 posted...
Wet = very good. Better time for everyone involvedI always associated wetness with exclusively the cream part. Never the liquid. I have very minimal sexual experience and have also never watched porn. So a lot of what I understand is based off assumptions from what others say --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cookie Bag 02/15/21 4:12:35 AM #79: |
Now that you know this...
Cookie Bag posted... Ever thought of just putting a bunch of towels below you and just... keep going? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 02/15/21 4:13:34 AM #80: |
put on your brightest yellow rubber raincoat and have urself a day tc
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Unspecified_NPC 02/15/21 4:17:04 AM #81: |
My ex used to get very wet when we fooled around in calls. I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that getting wet like that is a huge turn on.
Is for me at least lmao. --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 02/15/21 4:18:13 AM #82: |
Harpie you should message me on Facebook lol
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Harpie 02/15/21 4:19:19 AM #83: |
Cookie Bag posted...
Now that you know this...Ive literally only done this like twice before in my life. Where I set down a bunch of towels and kept going. I would usually feel bad by the end though Now that I really know about it, I dont think Ill feel as bad. So yes, Ill try this again tomorrow. Im always trying to prevent myself from squirting and I think thats my number 1 issue berlyman101 posted... put on your brightest yellow rubber raincoat and have urself a day tcmy bodys ready --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/15/21 4:23:00 AM #84: |
Unspecified_NPC posted...
My ex used to get very wet when we fooled around in calls. I think I speak for a lot of men when I say that getting wet like that is a huge turn on.Damn. It really isnt a turnoff when the stream is strong enough it looks like its peeing? I have always assumed that squirting was supposed to be this gentle little pzzts for a second or two gunplagirl posted... Harpie you should message me on Facebook lol --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 02/15/21 4:28:07 AM #85: |
Heartomaton posted...
This actually sounds like a medical issue. Maybe try seeing your gynecologist.Get the fuck out of here, Ben Shapiro. And yeah, some ladies get wetter than others, it's totally normal. I figure learning a little more about the inner workings might helps. Clitoris and g-spot, though you might be a bit sensitive for the latter. All of my vagina experience is second-hand so I'm not exactly a primary source on the topic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 02/15/21 4:31:18 AM #86: |
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DB_Insider 02/15/21 4:44:28 AM #87: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Have you tried:Pride of the soviet nation! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 02/15/21 4:57:37 AM #88: |
That amount of moisture can be normal. The vagina is a self-saucing pudding.
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WallStreetWolf 02/15/21 5:00:50 AM #89: |
Is the another one of those those stealth trolling topics or do you really not know that getting wet is, well, getting wet Harpie? As for technique Zodd has the right idea but I don't know what to say if it doesn't work for you. I usually have the person mix and match speeds and location, I'm pretty good at guiding someone to an orgasm or controlling them, and I remember one time years ago I helped this 19-year-old from plenty of fish orgasm for the first time
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WallStreetWolf 02/15/21 5:02:32 AM #90: |
Damn it's about to go down on Facebook!
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Harpie 02/15/21 5:10:02 AM #91: |
WallStreetWolf posted...
Is the another one of those those stealth trolling topics or do you really not know that getting wet is, well, getting wet Harpie?>.> no I always associated wetness with exclusively the cream or lubrication part. Never the liquid. I didnt know it meant literally wet. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 02/15/21 5:12:36 AM #92: |
Score one for the American sex ed system.
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WallStreetWolf 02/15/21 5:14:10 AM #93: |
In my defense I edited that part out because I felt bad! I'm trying to help and not be too snarky because I was also a late bloomer when it comes to experience. I'm glad you are learning and I know you will get it and then you will be a masturbating machine
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WallStreetWolf 02/15/21 5:14:34 AM #94: |
DrizztLink posted...
Score one for the American sex ed system. I just laughed hard out loud --- "I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP I simp for Harpie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Malcrasternus 02/15/21 5:18:06 AM #95: |
Looks like it's not just Stanley Yelnats that needs a little sploosh right now.
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Zodd3224 02/15/21 10:47:23 AM #96: |
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Damn_Underscore 02/15/21 10:57:59 AM #97: |
Isnt getting wet and squirting different?
I always assumed getting wet was like a large puddle of precum whereas squirting was like peeing --- I try to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 02/15/21 11:02:36 AM #98: |
DrizztLink posted...
--- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WingsOfGood 02/15/21 11:23:18 AM #99: |
Is pics of O face against tos?
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R1masher 02/15/21 11:27:26 AM #100: |
wet hairpie
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