Current Events > DSPGaming General XVIII: Cybergout 2021

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DSP retcons everything he says. Last year he was anti-Lockdown/face masks and said the rona was fake news. Now he says he never said that and it's trolls making shit up. He's alwyas been pro-face masks/pro/lock downs/pro rona measures. Anything he says is right and he can never ever be wrong.

He hit $200 so guess what he does.

Wore 2 vests. No, not one on top of the other.

One arm in a sleeve of each vest.
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And it was Jackales. Boy, I wish I could be rich. He sure does love throwing $100-200 everyday. Over $1k on DSP of all people.

People paid money for DSP to open a fucking door. I'm not joking. That was his tips goal was to open a door.

Seriously, people are paying him to perform normal functions around a house? What's next, flushing a toilet? Turning on a faucet? Maybe we'll find out Phil doesn't wash his hands because he wasn't paid to do it.

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Phil needed $1.000 dollars for his tax guy. Since February 24th he made over $1.700 dollars.

Yet somehow he is at -$80 dollars.

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Wait, he still needs money for his tax guy, even though he almost made twice as much as he needed? Wouldn't be surprised if his tax guy was named Hulk Hogan...

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I know we have mocked Phil for making the most menial and mundane tasks sound like a monumental obstacle to overcome, but he said on stream that he couldn't sing because he sneezed (which hurt the upper left side of his throat).

What's worse than pathetic?

He also misspoke several times calling Kat 'mom'.

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I don't get how you even do that....It's...creepy.

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Just seconds after he called his wife mom he denied saying it.
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DSP never lies. Whatever he says is right is right

Whined on pre stream about his wife's work schedule change is going to bother him.
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Didn't he say this change was a good thing?

He made 350 dollars during the first stream (150 over the daily 200), and during the second stream he was "strapped" for money.

Someone reminded him he made the 350 earlier, and got (naturally) shat on, Phil saying that "it doesn't work that way".

He tries his damnest to obfuscate his income, so he can cry poor.

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Spooking posted...

At 1:07 PM it was a good thing. At 1:08 PM it was no longer a good thing.

Oh, right, I forgot we've gone full Orwell.

Nazanir posted...

He made 350 dollars during the first stream (150 over the daily 200), and during the second stream he was "strapped" for money.

Someone reminded him he made the 350 earlier, and got (naturally) shat on, Phil saying that "it doesn't work that way".

He tries his damnest to obfuscate his income, so he can cry poor.

Haven't you learned? DSP only makes money from 1 stream. So whatever he makes for the first stream will be gone by second. Are you a moron or something? have a nice lean and ban. Hahhaha. Snort.

Hopped into his stream, first thing I hear is a rant against treyarch.
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...and he wonders why he doesn't get advanced copies of games

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Lol holy shit, so much to unpack.

He brought a pair of jeans to show off during stream because people keep saying he goes everywhere in his pajamas.

Told the story about how 2 fans made the king of hate website (they had a falling out of course) and he was "forced" to buy the domain name off them instead of them giving it to him for free.

He also attacked the statement "if you're surrounded by assholes you're probably an asshole" by saying "No! I'm a nice and trusting person and people take advantage of me!"
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I think it needs to focus on a mix of tax guy and WWE Champions

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https://youtu.be/k5TkWzvNEfU

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He gets so triggered by the dumbest stuff.

You really can set him off by congratulating him on earning lots of money.

Also, next one is 19, what should the topic be called?
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So showing off the jeans was the $300 tips goal holy shit.

Are people secretly trying to make him dress better? Will there be tips goals to "iron his clothes" "use cologne" and "wear clean underwear"?
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LightningAce11 posted...

He gets so triggered by the dumbest stuff.

You really can set him off by congratulating him on earning lots of money.

Also, next one is 19, what should the topic be called?

Tip Wars 19: The IRS Strikes Back/Return of the Taxes.

Metal Gout Solid 19: Snorts of Liberty.

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Nazanir posted...

Tip Wars 19: The IRS Strikes Back/Return of the Taxes.

Metal Gout Solid 19: Snorts of Liberty.

Ooh, I like that first one but I think it should be Return of the Tax Guy for the last part

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Lol, jeans memes are now being banned.
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OIC dropped a massive sub bomb. Of course, of course. DSP and his whales....jeans are now a tip goal reward. Paying $300 to see a fat fuck put on two vests, a cowboy hat and jeans. Lol.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1368986806180483072

Something about those lips are unsettling.
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1368986806180483072?s=19

I don't mean to be an asshole, but that looks forced as fuck. Also, why post a year old photo, instead of taking a current one? Note: this was after the wedding, Kat changed into a floral dress, Phil changed into a sweater.

Someone in Phil's chat got permabanned for saying "I love sexy babes".

Phil said he got the job at the helicopter place thankas to himself, and not his dad. He said that 3 different people interviewed him and they all thought he was very intelligent and mature.

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That's why charisma is so powerful. DSP has it, and it's something you just can't teach. So, he may be exaggerating like always, but doubt he's lying they thought high of him.

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I highly doubt someone interviewing you for a position would say you are "mature" though, as that just sounds weird. Also, it is definitely weird that he wouldn't take a more recent picture of himself and Kat together, instead what looks like taking a picture of a older picture (it's low-res).

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Well, they might say it to be condescending. Let's acknowledge that even if it counters my stance. Employers are assholes like that. Narcisism makes it easy to manipulate you long as you talk someone up too.

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Twitch has no added the ability to refund your sub with no cost.

Phil is gonna be pissed.
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OIC spent $10k to get into DSPs inner circle just to troll him. He's spent over $10k on a fat man putting on a vest. Somehow OIC manages to be even more pathetic then DSP.

MASSIVE rant about onlyicedcoffee, and people attributing all the donations about him.

But oic is a secret detractor?

https://mobile.twitter.com/davy_davyson/status/1369368131173548058
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I'm pretty sure I heard DSP mention that all Walmarts are dangerous and people sit in the parking lot ready to mug you.

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Who wants to make the new topic? Tag all of us when you do.
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Anyone come up with a title? lol

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No idea of a title, but I'll take a tag! Well, it doesn't really matter. I'll find the topic anyways, lol

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"DSP General XIX: WWE are the Champions mah DOOD!"

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LightningAce11 posted...

MASSIVE rant about onlyicedcoffee, and people attributing all the donations about him.

But oic is a secret detractor?

https://mobile.twitter.com/davy_davyson/status/1369368131173548058

From what I've understood, OIC dropped over 10.000 dollars on Phil in an attempt to become a mod so he could troll Phil.

I am literally at a loss of words here.

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Honestly, OIC is also a habitual liar seeking attention. I take what he says with a grain of salt. He just tipped $50 dollars today and dropped a massive sub bomb earlier. He idolizes DSP and just wants to fuck with his evil detractors.

Well he is supposedly going to start charging them back, and twitch now has a new system to get refunds on subs.
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Be sure to tag me in the next one

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*snort*

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