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Hurt Chris
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BZZZT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkSQ6_XhvjQ

ENTRANT #12: davidponte
@davidponte

Cole: The Undisputed Champion!
JR: There IS no Undisputed Champion anymore, Cole, you stupid fuck
XIII: *stretches*
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#1 ZSig - 4 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian, IfGod, IfGod, Eddv, david, IfGod, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 6 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv, david, hylian, DP)
#4 Steiner - 10 (Inviso, hylian, Shonen)
#5 Tombolo - 10 (Inviso, DP, Inviso)
#6 Crescent-Moon - 7 (Eddv, Shonen, Inviso, DP, Zen, XIII)
#7 Sir Chris - 10 (Eddv, Shonen, Eddv )
#8 TheSultanOfSlam - 9 (FFD, Zen, Bane, Inviso)
#9 FFDragon - 12 (Shonen)
X10 +XIII_rocks - 14
#11 masterplum - 11 (david, FFD)

ELIMINATED
#3 hylianknight (XIII_rocks, 3:02)
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ah whoops
@masterplum
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hurt and doubl hurt hylian
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BZZZT

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ENTRANT #11: masterplum

JR: masterplum makes his Rumble debut!
Cole: Bah Gawd!
JR: That's my-ah, fuck it who cares
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Hurt Crescent

#1 ZSig - 5 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod, hylian, IfGod, IfGod, Eddv, david, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 6 (XIII, Luster, Shonen, Zero, Eddv, david, hylian, DP)
#3 hylian - 3 (eddv, IfGod, Zero, Inviso, DavidPont, Tom, eddv, IfGod, IfGod, IfGod)
#4 Steiner - 10 (Inviso, hylian, Shonen)
#5 Tombolo - 11 (Inviso, DP)
#6 Crescent-Moon - 7 (Eddv, Shonen, Inviso, DP, Zen, XIII)
#7 Sir Chris - 10 (Eddv, Shonen, Eddv )
#8 TheSultanOfSlam - 9 (FFD, Zen, Bane, Inviso)
#9 FFDragon - 12 (Shonen)
#10 XIII_rocks - 13
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I'm baaaaack yay
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*recovers*
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*is attacked at the UCA_Desk*
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#1 ZSig - 11 (Eddv, Inviso, IfGod)
#2 Scare - 13 (XIII)
#3 hylian - 12 (eddv)
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ENTRANT #3: hylianknight
@hylianknight3

JR: [hums Zelda theme]
XIII: [gives sedative to self, JR and UCA_Cole] zzzzzzzzz
UCA_Cole: zzzzzzz
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Hurt Scare
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We're ready
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ENTRANT #1: ZeroSignal620
@ZeroSignal620

JR: It's time, everyone! Let's do it!
XIII: *begins to stretch but, looking around at the UCA_Maintenance staff still cleaning up the place after last year, thinks better of it.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ9g9vEdbE
ENTRANT #2: ScareChan
@ScareChan @Fastbreak

JR: [insert generic JR parody here]
XIII: [insert generic absurd self-aggrandizing]
UCA_Cole: It's also worth ponting out that this is the second time Scare has started a Rumble, as he drew #1 back in 2019! Unlucky for some! Though he did come out #31 last year.

#1 ZSig - 14
#2 Scare - 14
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Welcome to the very special BOARD 8 RUMBLE!

NORMAL RULES
-Normal rules apply (specifically, no rallying or editing posts at all)
-Two users will start in the ring, and one will be added every TWENTY MINUTES (NEW RULE THIS YEAR, THE ENTRY PERIOD IS NOW TWENTY MINUTES). This will be done as close to :00, :20 and :40 as possible)
-Users are eliminated at 0HP, unless they skin the cat (see below).
-You may hurt one person in the ring per entry period. (NB: That's per entrant, not "wait 20 minutes." If the next entrant enters at 4:00, you can hurt at 3:59 and then again at 4:01.)
-You may not hurt the same user in consecutive periods, unless one of them is an extra hurt (see below). You must either hurt somebody else or wait for a period.
-Once all users have entered, you must wait 20m from your previous vote before voting again, and 40 minutes before hurting the same person. Extra hurts still bypass both of these rules.
-If for some reason an entry is more than 5 minutes late, consider the Rumble "paused" until further notice.
-The last entrant standing will receive a SPECIAL PRIZE!

EXTRA HP BASED ON ENTRY NUMBER
Entrants 1-2 will start on 14HP
Entrants 3-10 will start on 13HP
Entrants 11-15 will start on 12HP
Entrants 16-25 will start on 11HP
Entrants 26-35 will start on 10HP

All previous rules still apply.

EXTRA RULES FOR PARTICIPANTS
-All participants start with one "extra hurt" that may only be used while that participant is in the ring. You may use it at any time, and it counts towards neither how often you can vote or how often you can vote the same person. (So in period one, I could hurt Tom. In 2, I could hurt Football and use my EXTRA hurt on Tom. In 3, it's been two periods, so I can regular hurt Tom again. The extra hurt is unaffected by rule 4.)
-If you are in the ring and your vote is the one to eliminate a contestant, you get +1 HP AND AN EXTRA DOUBLE HURT. You may go above your starting HP in this fashion, and you may accumulate more than one double hurt.
-If you have more than one double hurt, you can still use them at any time and on ALMOST any user (see below). So a user who has eliminated two competitors while in the ring could hurt a user three times in one post - their normal hurt, their standard extra hurt, and an extra hurt they have gained for eliminating a user.
-You cannot reduce a user's HP by more than 3HP in a single voting period. So you will not be allowed to eliminate two users to gain two extra hurts, then reduce a different user from 4HP to 0 with a single post. Three HP is the maximum reduction allowed in a single 20m period.

SKINNING THE CAT

-Entrants have the ability to "skin the cat", ie, hold on to the proverbial ropes to prevent elimination.
-If eliminated, you have 5 minutes to post on xx:xx:00. However, you will have only ONE attempt at this, so time your attempt carefully. You must make it clear in your post that you are skinning the cat (saying "STC" will accomplish this. This also prevents somebody from missing their STC chance by posting accidentally or not seeing the post that eliminated them).
-If you successfully skin the cat you will return to the Rumble with 2HP.
-If you are at 1hp and somebody uses their hurt and an extra hurt on you, you are eliminated automatically and rendered unable to skin the cat. Likewise, if you are on 2HP and someone uses their regular hurt and two extra hurts on you, you are eliminated automatically and rendered unable to skin the cat.
-If you eliminate someone while in the Rumble, you don't get the bonus point and extra hurt until either the 5-minute "skin the cat" period passes or they fail in their skin-the-cat attempt.
-You may only skin the cat ONCE.

SCOREBOARD EXPLAINED

Later in the Rumble, the scoring can get somewhat complicated, so here's a handy guide to explain.

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+ - One of these for every extra point and extra hurt the superstar has earned via eliminations
STC - Indicates the superstar has already Skinned the Cat
X - that superstar has used their extra hurt
XX - that superstar has used two extra hurts (and so on)

So let's take this hypothetical example, looking only at three entrants.

X28 +TImeCop1- 2 (Tom, Stifled, eaed, Tom, eddv, Stifled, GTM, DP, david, ExTha, Sultan) - STC
#29 ++WotRMerchLawyer - 9 (XIII, Apollo, david)
#30 UCA_Hype_Guy - 10
XX31 +UCABearInterp - 11

TimeCop1 has used his extra hurt; the "#" symbol has turned into an "X". He has scored one elimination, as you can see by the "+", which would give him an extra hurt. But he has been hurt 11 times, as seen by the names in brackets, putting him on 0 points. This would normally mean elimination. However, he has skinned the cat, as you can see by the "STC". So he has re-entered the Rumble with two points.
WotRMerchLawyer has eliminated two people, so he has two "+" symbols. However, he has been hurt three times. He started on 10, gets a bonus point each for his two eliminations, and was then hurt three times, putting him on 9HP.
UCA_Hype_Guy has entered at #30. He has no hurts and is starting with 10HP, has not used his extra hurt, has not eliminated anybody, and has not skinned the cat.
UCABearInterp entered at #31. He scored an elimination quickly to earn a "+" symbol. He then used two extra hurts - the one he started with AND the one he got for his elimination.

Hopefully this little guide helps to explain how the scoreboard will be formatted.

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You should receive an @ mention on GameFAQs when you enter the Rumble. If you're in the Discord server, you'll hopefully receive one there also.

IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE BOARD 8 RUMBLE MATCH!
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Control isn't that good. It needed to be weirder.

I liked it fine on the whole though. It's just nothing groundbreaking or amazing to me.
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ZenOfThunder posted...

i dunno how i didnt pick up on this right away but aaron taylor johnson and evan peters were both in kick-ass; pietro specifically said "kick-ass" and wanda echoed it. i forgot evan peters was in it so i thought it was more a reference to just ATJ but it's cool that both of them were in a movie together and now both get to play the same character and it gets a shoutout

Holy shit, I had no idea Peters was in Kick-Ass
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11. Iron Man 3
12. Age of Ultron
13. Doctor Strange
14.
15.
16. Iron Man 2
17. Captain Marvel
18. Thor
19. Captain America
20. Ant-Man
21. Ant-Man and the Wasp
22.Thor: The Dark World
23.The Incredible Hulk

I can't imagine the next will be 14 or 15, so I guess I'm finally losing a top 10 tomorrow
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Alright, it begins at 10PM EASTERN! So in about 9 hours.

Still time for a couple of sign-ups.
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Super Bunnyhop is pretty good tho
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I like adding the first two digits and the last two here. I can make 87. Metal Gear!
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Damn.

Good final though.
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Messi I agree with. Don't really know enough about the others to comment, but I always thought Gretzky was a fairly safe pick for Hockey at least.
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11. Iron Man 3
12. Age of Ultron
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16. Iron Man 2
17. Captain Marvel
18. Thor
19. Captain America
20. Ant-Man
21. Ant-Man and the Wasp
22.Thor: The Dark World
23.The Incredible Hulk

Cool? Predicting Strange next.
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Ff7r
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Evillordexdeath posted...

Pink Floyd - Money

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https://deadline.com/2021/02/pedro-pascal-star-joel-the-last-of-us-hbo-series-video-game-playstation-1234691935/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
https://collider.com/last-of-us-tv-show-ellie-actor-cast-bella-ramsey/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

I'm into that casting
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Starts in a couple of days!
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I figured the Seph you fight at the end was a Whisper version of Seph
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I reckon the next three will be Ant-Man, Strange and GotG vol 2 in whatever order.
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I saw the first three Transformers movies in the cinema for some reason

I mean I did quite enjoy the first one, the second wasn't very good, and then DotM was godawful
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Oh that's a cool theme
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11. Iron Man 3
12. Age of Ultron
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16. Iron Man 2
17. Captain Marvel
18. Thor
19. Captain America
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21. Ant-Man and the Wasp
22.Thor: The Dark World
23.The Incredible Hulk

I reckon #20 will be out next and that'd be a solid result. None of my top 10 in the bottom 10.
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If Civil War isn't top 10 at least I'd be shocked tbh. Surely no way it goes out this early.
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12. Age of Ultron
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16. Iron Man 2
17. Captain Marvel
18. Thor
19. Captain America
20.
21. Ant-Man and the Wasp
22.Thor: The Dark World
23.The Incredible Hulk

Decent so far, with AoU the only slight outlier. Otherwise, meh movies are meh

But given the hint I can't imagine my #20 will be the next to go.
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Up

I'll get 4 more SURPRISEs to make it up to 35 again but any other people joining would be cool
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Psp

Cool
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I know Big Boss being in that scene is dumb but I love it anyway. CQC hug and that "ever since I killed the boss, I was already dead" line are great but viewing it through the lens of Kojima's own dad (which I didn't know about when I first played it) makes it even more touching.
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Does Because I Got High count?

Not my vote just curious
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The part where they try to pick up the hammer is a good scene, I'm not talking about that

I'm talking about all the stuff before it. I really hate the bit where Thor/Tony are comparing their girlfriends, for example. Eesh.

I guess the Stan Lee cameo is good but they're never bad, so I can't count that

ZenOfThunder posted...

and "age of ultron" sounds cool but that "age" lasts like what, 3 days?

I mean this applies to Civil War too. It's not remotely a war. Doesn't mean it's not really really good
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Oh yeah in fairness he should have beaten the shit out of Cap and that fight somehow not lasting 5 seconds (even after Hawkeye pointed it out) is dumb
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REX vs. RAY is so great
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Think it's a slightly harsh to reduce Ultron to some useless joke machine, and anyway I thought they added to his character - he was much better than the generic robot I feared he might become.

I have a lot of time for AoU. Some of it's shitty and really suffers on repeat viewings (I didn't mention the party in my writeup, but yeah, a lot of that isn't great) but I have to give credit to the first time I watched it; it got the adrenaline pumping and gave me such a high that I initially thought it was better than the first one. Like, Ant-Man and the Wasp didn't give me that feeling.
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I expect original GotG to place highly - and GotG2 isn't like that much worse or anything so it'd be weird if it was low
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Crying Wolf is good stuff
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Fairly predictable that CM would go down I guess.

16. Iron Man 2
17. Captain Marvel
18.Thor
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22.Thor: The Dark World
23.The Incredible Hulk
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I'm fairly sure Big Mama was given away in a trailer tbh
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Oh I love how Darcy, Woo and Rambeau essentially had a youtube argument about Wanda vs Thanos and Captain Marvel vs Thanos
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I love the game, just wish there was more of it. Really wish Act 5 had more gameplay.

But it's great.
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