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TopicWe write a story 5 words at a time
Sarcasthma
08/18/20 11:29:07 PM
#7
clever commentary on a rather

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCan we all stop pretending?
Sarcasthma
08/18/20 6:54:42 PM
#27
Do fursuits do a good job of stopping the spread of COVID-19?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCan we all stop pretending?
Sarcasthma
08/18/20 5:22:23 AM
#9
What kind of dog is that in your profile pic, TC?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNew strain of Coronavirus found that could be more infectious than COVID-19
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 6:52:07 PM
#2
Maybe...maybe theyll cancel each other out?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicis it wrong if a straight man isn't attracted to a trans "woman"?
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 6:33:43 PM
#2
Actually, I want to talk about tipping and circumcisions.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicKim Jong In orders pet dogs to be confiscated in North Korean capital
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 6:14:38 PM
#5
Its a doggone travesty

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump is the Antichrist.
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 5:57:42 AM
#32
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Many of these sound more like the leader of China.
Nah, that Antichrist is just a cheap knockoff.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe amount of ads on YT is ridiculous for unpaid
Sarcasthma
08/17/20 5:28:54 AM
#40
Mead posted...
I feel like whiskey used to be a fairly chill dude
I believe the process he underwent is called Schmendrification.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT We write a letter to SunWuKung420 3 words at a time
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 10:02:09 PM
#405
, but was sued

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicdo you still hate skyward sword?
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 2:00:53 PM
#4
No opinion since I've never played it

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat it do babyyyy
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 1:43:46 PM
#2
Dakooder? I hardly know her.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump has died!
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 1:22:15 PM
#6
kind9 posted...
RIP this topic and Robert Trump


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGraham breaks with Trump on Harris' citizenship
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 10:59:57 AM
#30
Muscles posted...
I guess we're all Africans then, go back 100,000 and all our ancestors are from there
I'll try to put this nicely.

Shut the fuck up, Muscles.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic'Canary in the coal mine': Greenland ice has shrunk beyond return
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 10:54:29 AM
#7
wolfy42 posted...
Soon Greenland is going to be aptly named.
Underwaterland

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you like it when your preferred gender dresses up as something?
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 10:37:01 AM
#2
Whiteface

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump has passed away.
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 9:32:20 AM
#11
>:(

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy is Trump afraid of Kamala Harris?
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 9:29:19 AM
#3
BeerOnTap posted...
Newsweek posted the story bro.
All Trump did was refer to that story.
You'd think he'd be a bit more careful to avoid fake news considering how he's constantly bitching about it.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump has passed away.
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 9:24:23 AM
#9
MasterChiefer posted...
Ill have my fingers crossed but welcome to the block list, snitch.
Oh damn, can I get onto that block list if I report you, too?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGraham breaks with Trump on Harris' citizenship
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 8:58:22 AM
#27
Revelation34 posted...
You implying people from Jamaica are American.
Go back and re-read Mead's post.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump has passed away.
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 8:43:54 AM
#2
Lok already did a topic on this (and it got deleted).

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDoes God Draw in Straight Lines?
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 1:37:25 AM
#12
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
That's nature, not god.

zebatov posted...
God = nature in the context of this thread.


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump brought peace to the middle east
Sarcasthma
08/16/20 12:34:23 AM
#22
zebatov posted...
Except one is the true original and the other two are inarguably copies. So they should just forfeit and move on.
Right?! Judaism was here first. Christianity and Islam just need to stop.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topiccan i just get those free chex mix seasoning pouches and a box of chex mix cerea
Sarcasthma
08/15/20 11:01:51 PM
#8
Revelation34 posted...
Sorry they glued me here.
I swear to god, you'd better not say you're in a sticky situation if you know what's good for you.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's this type of land formation called?
Sarcasthma
08/15/20 10:45:14 AM
#3
I think they're called rimstone pools.

Edit: they look a little like travertine terraces, too.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhats your favorite healthy and unhealthy snack?
Sarcasthma
08/15/20 10:40:04 AM
#7
Unhealthy: Choco tacos

Healthy: Burgers from In-N-Out

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topiccan i just get those free chex mix seasoning pouches and a box of chex mix cerea
Sarcasthma
08/15/20 8:06:27 AM
#5
Revelation34 posted...
What kind of ham do you use for french fries?
Boooo! Get off the stage!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe way CNN correspondent, Kaitlin Collin's, lips curl...
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 6:42:43 PM
#9
Jen0125 posted...
Maybe Kaitlin's breasts can do the laundry
I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a woman doing the laundry with her chest!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT We write a letter to SunWuKung420 3 words at a time
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 6:31:04 PM
#402
Suddenly, Harvey Weinstein

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI just got dumped by my gf of 3 ywars
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 6:26:36 PM
#72
DirtBasedSoap posted...
someone come over and just beat the absolute shit out of me
Well shit, we finally need Shenti and he's gone.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic*stabs j00*
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 6:23:49 PM
#5
please do not stab jew

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy the fuck do women be so jelly!?
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 10:43:10 AM
#3
RCtheWSBC posted...
oh
Being a woman yourself, you should realize that all women are like this, RC. No exceptions.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you like Joana Ceddia?
Sarcasthma
08/14/20 7:23:07 AM
#11
She's married to John Cena, right?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI found out how to find millennials on facebook...
Sarcasthma
08/13/20 11:32:24 AM
#14
Millennials are anyone born between 1970 and 2010, right?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGetting a couple of FANCY ASS canes. Like a STILETTO cane and a GUN cane boyeeee
Sarcasthma
08/13/20 4:03:20 AM
#5
A statuette of me holding that same cane.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicApples are the most medium of all fruit
Sarcasthma
08/12/20 8:33:22 AM
#2
One pineapple is like at least 10 apples.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's your opinion of the new(ish) Russian T-14 tank?
Sarcasthma
08/12/20 5:59:45 AM
#3
No pics, no care

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow often do you buy a new couch?
Sarcasthma
08/12/20 4:34:36 AM
#12
Smarkil posted...
five years is a bit much I go three years at the most
Once every two years is viable if youre good at budgeting.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFall guys is the game that has made me laugh the most in years, ok?
Sarcasthma
08/11/20 11:21:01 AM
#22
Aculo posted...
lmao that's actually a great description, ok?
No no no, some guy in his 40s told me it's just like Fortnite.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat does your dog do that proves he's a selfish POS?
Sarcasthma
08/11/20 9:29:01 AM
#15
HornedLion posted...
The most selfish POS dog is a cat.
Preach

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShonen manga writer arrested for inappropriately touching female minors
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 11:40:17 PM
#22
ReggieTheReckless posted...
Please don't tell me that you honestly think some girl getting her titties grabbed is the same as getting raped and that the punishment should be the same
I do not.

dragon504 posted...
et tu Jeff sensei?
Brutus is hard to say in Japanese. :p

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShonen manga writer arrested for inappropriately touching female minors
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 6:42:21 PM
#15
dragon504 posted...
I mean, getting groped sucks, but it's a whole better than getting raped.
Stop

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT We write a letter to SunWuKung420 3 words at a time
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 6:15:33 PM
#397
makes yummy peroogees

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT We recreate Jacksepticeye's old intro 3 words at a time.
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 6:11:42 PM
#11
into feces, this

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBest Artist Day 69. FINALS: Creed vs Imagine Dragons
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 11:16:02 AM
#7
blu posted...
This is the first time I saw this topic,

but how the F is the finals creed vs imagine dragons
Use that big ol' brain of yours.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBest Artist Day 69. FINALS: Creed vs Imagine Dragons
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 7:04:05 AM
#4
Fuck, this topic rocks too hard. I can't handle it.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHas any person here ever been hit on by someone under the age of 18?
Sarcasthma
08/10/20 6:05:31 AM
#5
Yeah, before we started dating, my ex hit on me a bunch at high school.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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