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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Nightwind posted...

there's a youtube channel that answers things like that, professionally

So tell him the channel name.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

I also do this sometimes but in stranger's houses and the treasure is my body.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Judgmenl has contacted our reporter in the field, stating "I'm not doing this."

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

In a press release, Judgmenl remarked that "I still think I was right."

We'll be bringing you up-to-date information on this story as it develops.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

K

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Soup_or_Science posted...

Hearing of your success gave me one of those uplifting tingly feelings

I believe the medical term for that is a boner.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

zebatov posted...

PyroBlade1985 posted...
...what?

turds-(vowel subjective)

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

#relatable

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

And the real kicker (tee-hee) is that he wasn't even the guy they were looking for.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Mead posted...

historically, this is pretty much the best time to be alive

I don't know, the Dark Ages seemed pretty tight.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Here's an article about it:

https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/08/20/10-year-old-girls-ordeal-have-legal-abortion-brazil

Earlier this month, a 10-year-old-girl in Esprito Santo State, Brazil, discovered she was pregnant after 4 years of repeated rape by her uncle, who threatened her to keep quiet. The girl, who lives with her extended family, wanted to end the pregnancy, which could have endangered her life at such a young age. Under Brazilian law, which allows abortions in cases of rape and when it is necessary to save the pregnant persons life, she had the right to do so. However, the hospital where she was admitted refused to perform the abortion, alleging it did not have the authority to conduct the procedure. Following a judges intervention and a 900-mile journey to receive care, the girl finally had the abortion on August 17.

But her ordeal didnt end there.

Following the judges ruling, an anti-abortion activist published the girls name and the name of the hospital where she would have the procedure, in violation of Brazilian law. Anti-abortion protesters then blocked access to the hospital and harassed and insulted its personnel. When the girl arrived, she had to enter the facility hidden in the trunk of a minivan. She was holding on to two stuffed animals.

Sadly, this girls case is far from uncommon in Brazil. Studies estimate that every hour, 4 Brazilian girls aged up to 13 are raped. In most cases, the perpetrator is a relative. Even though they are entitled to a legal abortion, it can be nearly impossible to access one. Only 76 hospitals, in a country of 210 million people, were performing legal abortions in 2019. In June, that number shrunk to 42 due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Under international human rights law, denying or delaying abortion access for rape survivors can amount to torture. Brazil has to do better to ensure at least that the restrictive categories of persons allowed legal abortions there can access them, and safely.

Human Rights Watch has also documented the devastating consequences of Brazils severe abortion restrictions and urged authorities to expand access to safe and legal abortion beyond existing categories: rape, when it is necessary to save the pregnant persons life, or when the fetus has anencephaly.

Every woman and girl should be able to exercise her reproductive rights, live without fear of violence or discrimination, and maintain her health, privacy, and dignity. Brazils harsh abortion restrictions and failure to ensure access to it are putting millions of them at risk.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Wait, if Pizza Boy ends up with equal votes, does that mean he has to go to Purgatory?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Definitely going to hell for his overuse of ellipses

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

ChaosAzeroth posted...

FML I severely misread that.

Swords of Dildo?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Revelation34 posted...

Not true for multiplayer at least.

He mentioned theyre playing through the campaigns in his opening post, Rev.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

I just hope he was harvesting that foreskin humanely...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Far-Queue posted...

Jesus man it's wrestling it's choreographed you gotta pull your punches you animal

There are some who consider me the final boss of professional wrestling.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Aculo? More like Apoolo.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Mead posted...

you seem to be trapped in 1960 my dude

ummm then how does he have such a hip username?!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

I'd take my opponent out to a fancy restaurant and force them to make a really stupid order so the other patrons would think they're uncultured.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

That's like how every game you really like is.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Talk about an argonaut weakend!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

WhiskeyDisk posted...

You'll see, don't worry.

Whiskey is RedPixel confirmed

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

now

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

zebatov posted...

Seriously though, what were you trying to say?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

RedPixel posted...

Far-Queue has a butthole fetish confirmed?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/78933100

Just make sure to get consent before you get your pee on his butthole.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

zebatov posted...

Some dirt*

Is that some Canadian way of saying it? Older than some dirt?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

xjayguyx posted...

Game to gamefaqs?

Anyways probably since the mods can mod you for anything here.. especially things they personally don't agree with.

Have fun in purgatory, you leftist.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Bananas foster, I guess

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

zebatov posted...

turds-(vowel subjective)

What?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Jabba's dong

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

I don't know, I liked the first two Fable games.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Beavis and Butthole Do America

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Entity13 posted...

Also, with the way the topic title had been written, I hoped the answer was Duckbear at long last, but, alas, that was not the case.

Oh yeah, sorry about that. :p

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Mead posted...

MEEFF sounds like some bizarre fetish or something

I'm really sorry I meeff'd on you, babe.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

streamofthesky posted...

I think he spends more time banned than actually able to post.

Makes me wonder why a) he keeps going at it; and b) why the hell he hasn't been perma-banned yet

You mean suspended or in purgatory?

Once an account is banned, that's it (as far as I know).

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Well, I think one of his alts got banned recently.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

wolfy42 posted...

*Also comforts Morgana*

Don't worry, the world will end soon and it won't matter anymore:)

*Is not very good at comforting*

Real talk though, I'm absolute garbage at consoling people.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Zangulus posted...

Isnt that an alt?

I don't think so, but I'm not much of a PotDetective.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

I will attempt to console you.

There, there. It will be alright.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Make sure to set the search area to the entire peninsula so you can get more likes.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.7.user=DPsx7

I'm not sure if I'll be able to get any sleep tonight.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

The Valley of

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

BlazeAndBlade posted...

don't the TC is a Vampire and needs to be invited into your home before he can feed

Well then I guess he can feed on deez nuts

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

Revelation34 posted...

That's not true.

Citation needed

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

PrincessTheresa posted...

Science isnt always right.

Maybe Charles Darwin came from monkeys but not me.

If we came from monkeys then why is there still monkey?!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

xjayguyx posted...

Simpfaqs

Nah, thats Ogurisama

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.

joemodda posted...

My religion is one of peace. So peaceful that we'll chop off the heads of anyone who calls us violent

Yeah, those Christian extremists in the LRA are fucked up.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.