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TopicTrump: Everyone's gonna have a Vaccine by November
Sarcasthma
09/17/20 8:27:21 PM
#8
Id argue hes more of an ignorant slut than a dumb bitch.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSo during the neuralink presentation musk was the only one not wearing a mask
Sarcasthma
09/17/20 8:12:36 PM
#3
You cant mask our Musk!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI miss making anti-religious topics...
Sarcasthma
09/17/20 3:37:11 PM
#5
Lokarin posted...
Did you post in my Photography topic?
or my Dota topic?
or my game design topic?
or my art topic?
or my haiku topic?
or my warhammer topic?
or my exercise topic?

cuz you posted in THIS one
Daaaamn

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI just invented a delicious pizza.
Sarcasthma
09/16/20 11:18:47 PM
#144
Greenfox111 posted...
hey sunny if you need to invent another pizza, i recommend the croissant crust pizza that digiorno has been doing, its quite good
lmao

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicid suck a D if it mean a cure for covid-19
Sarcasthma
09/16/20 2:22:27 AM
#12
DirtBasedSoap posted...
i would get covid if it meant i got to suck a D
fucking lol

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicits not 'cremate' it's 'crenate'
Sarcasthma
09/16/20 2:21:25 AM
#14
likehelly posted...
Ive finally found a poetic way to describe my wang.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe IronBornCorps Lounge
Sarcasthma
09/15/20 5:39:14 AM
#125
LinkPizza? More like StinkPizza.

*laughs really fucking hard while grabbing belly with sauce-covered hands*

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThe IronBornCorps Lounge
Sarcasthma
09/15/20 5:23:53 AM
#123
*enters and slowly takes off Crocs*

*notices tendies on the menu*

OwO What's this?

*orders some sustenance and uses hand as a makeshift bowl for the dipping sauce*

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGollum sings The Scatman
Sarcasthma
09/14/20 6:02:31 PM
#9
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
I thought this was going to be someone covering "The Scatman" in Gollum's voice, and now I'm disappointed. :(
Same...

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhich of these girls is hottest?
Sarcasthma
09/14/20 11:16:44 AM
#5
3 makes me pre

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicTrump supporters on the election.
Sarcasthma
09/14/20 8:53:19 AM
#19
DirtBasedSoap posted...
im not agitated lol

i just dont get why youre trying to demonize veganism in a thread that has nothing to do with diet.

if youre going to get so agitated over people thinking your comments are stupid, it may be healthier for you to not make such dumb assumptions.
daaaamn

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMy cat **** on my chest
Sarcasthma
09/13/20 2:04:21 PM
#4
Laid eggs?!

Thats messed up.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic12 people in georgia want to start a segregated community for black people only
Sarcasthma
09/13/20 11:22:22 AM
#2
I think there might be something wrong with you

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm drunk and my ex just texted me...
Sarcasthma
09/12/20 2:52:46 AM
#37
Because it confused poor Winter.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIs Aculo trans?
Sarcasthma
09/12/20 2:28:29 AM
#14
wwinterj25 posted...
Yes grammar on the internet is very important.
Come on guys. Stop fighting.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBest friends birthday is this month.
Sarcasthma
09/12/20 2:27:27 AM
#4
Ask him what hed like?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIs Aculo trans?
Sarcasthma
09/12/20 2:20:38 AM
#8
wwinterj25 posted...
Are you TC?
Yes, IronBornCorps is TC.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCohen says Trump once leered at his 15-year-old daughter and asked: 'When did sh
Sarcasthma
09/12/20 2:11:55 AM
#59
Welcome back! :D

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 11:21:36 PM
#63
zebatov posted...
when it comes to hardship I try (am trying) to be a little more compassionate.
I feel you. I'm absolutely terrible at consoling people.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 11:04:04 PM
#51
Dirt is a woman expert.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 10:28:49 PM
#43
28?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 10:21:46 PM
#41
zebatov posted...
Although in this case I dont think that attempt was made.
Right?

"Hey, my grandma died yesterday."

"That's too bad. I had a nice lunch with my family today."

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 10:11:52 PM
#36
SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't make them post melodramaticly
But you do try to make every topic about you.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI got laid off today
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 10:02:31 PM
#28
Hope you find a new job soon, TC!

Also, sorry your topic got all Sunny'd up.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicif you pay me $0, i will try cheetos macaroni and cheese
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 4:54:06 PM
#21
Please remember to like and subscribe for more premium shitposts.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicif you pay me $0, i will try cheetos macaroni and cheese
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 5:39:12 AM
#2
Those'll really buttfuck your chakras to shit.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGood evening, Poll of the Day.
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 4:14:58 AM
#23
Wicked.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPost here and ill name a XCOM 2 (+dlc) character after you.
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 12:54:50 AM
#49
Eww wtf Im a non-American

Although I do look pretty kickass.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPost here and ill name a XCOM 2 (+dlc) character after you.
Sarcasthma
09/11/20 12:33:23 AM
#46
Put me in, Coach/Daddy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWas looking at thrift store DVDs today, saw Animal Farm (54) in the kids section
Sarcasthma
09/10/20 10:22:39 PM
#4
My grandma rented Animal House for me when I was a kid. :p

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCohen says Trump once leered at his 15-year-old daughter and asked: 'When did sh
Sarcasthma
09/10/20 5:59:32 PM
#56
Joker? He didn't get banned.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCohen says Trump once leered at his 15-year-old daughter and asked: 'When did sh
Sarcasthma
09/10/20 4:20:24 AM
#54
He'll get back to you once he's done being warned.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicOBJ is trending on twitter
Sarcasthma
09/09/20 7:47:33 AM
#13
IronBornCorps posted...
Fair, but it seems like you are the only person in the topic who seems to know what I'm talking about.
Haha, I just looked this up.

I was just making a stupid acronym and it turned out to be relevant by complete chance.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo this Autism test i stole.
Sarcasthma
09/09/20 4:43:39 AM
#36
I got an 11, which I believe is binary for autism.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicUS police shoot 13 year old autistic boy whose mom called for help
Sarcasthma
09/09/20 1:45:23 AM
#37
Smarkil posted...
has he tried not being autistic though
I think thats the blighest post youve ever made.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicOBJ is trending on twitter
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 2:25:13 PM
#8
IronBornCorps posted...
At least one person follows sports to some degree.
I'm more of an NCAAF guy.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicOBJ is trending on twitter
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 2:19:33 PM
#5
Old Butt Juice

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCohen says Trump once leered at his 15-year-old daughter and asked: 'When did sh
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 2:16:53 PM
#36
Joker_X_II posted...
Okay,...

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201920200SB145

... god, I love being right, when everyone else is calling you crazy......
Could you quote the exact part of the bill you were referring to?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSex Education vs Euphoria
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 6:01:59 AM
#7
Far-Queue posted...
Probably has a van full of puppies and candy there and once we show up he puts a hood over our heads and objects in our bums
I'm down as long as it isn't the puppies going into my bum.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicSex Education vs Euphoria
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 5:55:15 AM
#2
TC keeps trying to have people vote on that particular site for some reason.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicCustomer today had their nose hanging out of their mask...
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 12:48:30 AM
#18
Gaawa_chan posted...
... A mask is designed to protect other people from you, not you from other people. For the most obvious example, a surgeon wears a mask to prevent their germs from getting into the body of the patient they're operating on. If I am wearing a mask and the person I come in contact with is not and starts breathing all over my hands/arms/face while I take their temperature/etc (some of them even touch me when I've repeatedly asked them not to), then I am the one at risk.

Proper pandemic etiquette: assume you are contagious and that to prevent spreading your assumed illness to others, put on a mask (ideally also wear a face shield and gloves, they can be purchased in packs), don't come close unless you have no choice, minimize physical contact with people, surfaces, and objects, wash/sanitize your hands before and after any sort of public contact, keep an eye out for even minor symptoms, don't linger overmuch in public spaces, avoid people at high risk, do not pick up products you aren't going to buy, sanitize your commonly-used devices/buttons/switches/knobs/writing implements/tools with hydrogen peroxide solutions.

It is also a good idea not to eat or drink in public spaces, and never sneeze into your hands; use the crook of your arm. Press switches and open doors with your sleeve/elbow/waist if possible. Keep a spare mask on your person in case the one you're using breaks.

Edit: Remember that you're doing it to protect other people and therefore your own good health is not a relevant excuse. There are people who can't do this stuff (people in wheelchairs can't push open doors with their waist, people with cognitive impairments have trouble wearing PPE and following all advice, people who need oxygen cannot wear masks, etc), so if you are able to, you are obligated to in order to protect those who can't. It's worth pointing out that the people who most struggle with these advisements tend to be in the groups at most risk.

If you have any questions this did not cover, I can try and answer them.
I doubt Rev will respond to this (at least not in any meaningful way).

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm in a giving mood, post #69 gets the entire Chuck Tingle library on Amazon
Sarcasthma
09/08/20 12:41:09 AM
#6
ConfusedTorchic posted...
Offer not actually valid.
>:(

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI made my macaroni and cheese again...
Sarcasthma
09/07/20 4:10:36 AM
#2
No pics?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPSA: Voting twice is a felony and you will go to jail
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 11:47:34 PM
#20
Revelation34 posted...
Since when?
I think hes talking about this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imminent_lawless_action

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat's the scariest (were)wolf depiction you can think of in a movie?
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 1:48:01 PM
#2
Definitely Twilight

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThere's no way Donald Trump could be anymore of a little bitch
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 1:47:01 PM
#44
streamofthesky posted...
You're wrong every single day of the calendar year.
Stop trying to act like it's a once-a-month phenomenon.
lmao fucking got him

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow do you like your OJ?
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 1:42:57 PM
#6
Far-Queue posted...
Behind bars where he belongs
I hear he makes some amazing cocktails.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicATTN: HornedLion...
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 8:00:11 AM
#3
ATTN: LinkPizza

GameFAQs has a PM system.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThere's no way Donald Trump could be anymore of a little bitch
Sarcasthma
09/06/20 7:34:18 AM
#11
WastelandCowboy posted...
Yeah, theres no explanation for Trumps petty behavior.
The explanation is he's a megalomaniac.

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGirl gets banned from airline for being too hot
Sarcasthma
09/05/20 7:49:37 PM
#12
Closer!

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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