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Topic	How would you stat Embercleave in D&D 5e?
Lokison 02/06/21 11:26:53 PM #6	Magic Greatsword (2D6 +1) 2 handed Martial Weapon. Requires Str 14 to weild Cleave: Any extra damage left over from an attack that kills a creature can be dealt to adjacent creatures within 5ft Action Surge: One per short rest user may cast Action Surge on themselves Or Killing a creature with this weapon adds a charge; after 4 charges have been acquired user may expend all of them to give themselves Action Surge. All charges disappear after a short or long rest. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I worked at Subway for a few years and I once saw a man eat two footlongs.
Lokison 02/06/21 11:19:48 PM #35	I used to work at Subway too, one of my friends used to come in at least once a month and get two extra meat Chicken Teriyaki subs and eat them in one sitting. He is a behemoth of a man though (6'8" and around 400lbs). Guy could lift the front end if his car over his head. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Why are pitbulls not banned.
Lokison 02/06/21 11:16:30 PM #55	--- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I had a sexually explicit dream about a work colleague
Lokison 02/06/21 2:50:09 PM #16	Tell them about it. This way they can tell you: No Thanks. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Beat a 3-heart run of Ocarina of Time. It was pretty fucking easy >_>
Lokison 02/06/21 2:48:51 PM #9	I did this when I was 12; it's easy as shit. Try doing MM in 6 day cycles. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Feminize me, Cap'n. v4
Lokison 02/06/21 2:43:07 PM #21	I'm 100% supportive of what's up, but I dont know if you realize what feminization means... Maybe I have my terminology backwards though. Idk. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 2:41:48 PM #64	Hexenherz posted... low karma alt telling low karma troll off this is getting interesting. My main is warned for asking for a link to another (non pornographic) site. Still gonna tell a troll to fuck off --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 2:40:51 PM #63	--- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 1:57:53 PM #46	Alexis_Heartly posted... Oh please. Nobody was gonna murder anyone. Either way, as bad as it is, so did CHOP, so did the BLM protests, etc. People that organize that stuff get outta control. Why should the location matter? Its bad no matter what you are fighting for but we even have a word for it: mob mentality. Stfu troll --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 12:19:19 PM #36	Alexis_Heartly posted... They weren't really insurrectionists. They were protesters, though, sure. They also took things too far and should face charges. They also don't represent your average conservative I smell a troll. A smelly smelly troll that smells.. smelly --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I'm bored, AMA
Lokison 02/06/21 10:54:22 AM #4	What dump of a topic. "Ama, but I wont answer!" --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 10:52:47 AM #31	Kakapo posted... I take exception to that! Admittedly, I dont make any secret of who I am Who are you? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	$1000 / week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler
Lokison 02/06/21 10:50:31 AM #26	UnholyMudcrab posted... Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak. So you want to butler to feel like a slave to you? You wanna fell sorry for them for what reason exactly? Sadistic pleasure or...? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I've had a lil lump on my sack for like a month
Lokison 02/06/21 5:59:51 AM #2	Go to the doctor homie --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	$1000 / week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler
Lokison 02/06/21 5:59:12 AM #10	Money. I could just stop working and live comfortably for the rest of my life. I wouldnt mind cleaning up after myself and I like cooking. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Your reaction: Your girlfriend threw your dinner on the floor in an argument.
Lokison 02/06/21 5:13:18 AM #17	Schwarz posted... Break up with her and go turn myself into the authorities cuz apparently I'm dating a toddler Lmao --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Can someone who's good at stocks help me clarify something?
Lokison 02/06/21 5:05:29 AM #7	DJquackquack posted... Right but if the specified strike price is $5, arent I getting the shares for $5 each? @Future_Trunks [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Psycho Goreman.
Lokison 02/06/21 5:04:15 AM #22	Any other great movies to watch out there? I'm bored now --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Who's your favorite dragon in all of fictional media?
Lokison 02/06/21 5:02:02 AM #61	DB_Insider posted... To explain this is like to explain the immpossible colors. Have faith in me, my sons! Who needs lungs though? Spyro? The poster? GRANDPA I NEED ANSWERS! Who do I give my lungs to!? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	conservatives can be rly nice
Lokison 02/06/21 5:01:23 AM #22	Alexis_Heartly posted... Trump isn't a fascist tho. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Can someone who's good at stocks help me clarify something?
Lokison 02/06/21 4:58:36 AM #3	The amount of things wrong with what you said TC is just... amazing actually. Congratz --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Who's your favorite dragon in all of fictional media?
Lokison 02/06/21 4:57:39 AM #59	DB_Insider posted... She looks she needs a new pair of lungs ...wat? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Your reaction: Your girlfriend threw your dinner on the floor in an argument.
Lokison 02/06/21 4:54:53 AM #14	UnfairRepresent posted... I dunno, she's your girlfriend man. You tell me what would be mean. ~~Like~~ ~~"I'm glad your brother is dead. "~~~~or something~~ Bro... learn to use the spoiler text so I dont have to click a single sentence in 3 different spots to read it ffs --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Your reaction: Your girlfriend threw your dinner on the floor in an argument.
Lokison 02/06/21 4:53:11 AM #13	Depends. If I live with her I'll leave it there so when she comes back she can see the stain and deal with it. If we live separately, tell he shes immature and not to come back as she just cost me money and my time to deal with her bullshit antics. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Super Smash Bros pro players are low-skill.
Lokison 02/06/21 4:50:34 AM #16	Until you time a Smash attack PERFECTLY and a bomb-omb spawns right next to you and you die. I use items in my games, but if it's going to be a pure skill match, items go off. No BS lucky plays cause you spawned next to the smash ball. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	What was the best season of Survivor?
Lokison 02/06/21 4:49:02 AM #4	0, the one before the series where no on knew it was a thing. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I'm bored, AMA
Lokison 02/06/21 4:45:43 AM #3	Why are you bored? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	What's ur favorite extra deck summoning?
Lokison 02/06/21 4:45:06 AM #4	I play MTG, not that Yugimon crap --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	NEVER let a WOMAN put her ASS on your FACE!!
Lokison 02/06/21 4:22:22 AM #31	UnfairRepresent posted... Thats.. to big. She got ass tumors or something? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	The pandemic would be over if we all had westworld sex robots
Lokison 02/06/21 4:21:31 AM #4	Mine would be vegy --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Has a fart ever ruined sex for you?
Lokison 02/06/21 4:20:58 AM #4	Nope. We laughed, but it didnt ruin it. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Tiny chameleon with giant hemipenes found
Lokison 02/06/21 3:45:40 AM #8	mobilebloechel posted... I'm not gonna start saying "hung like a tiny chameleon. " But I will --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	NEVER let a WOMAN put her ASS on your FACE!!
Lokison 02/06/21 3:44:40 AM #29	EmilyWillis posted... Please sit on my face? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	C/D you forgot the Super Bowl was this weekend
Lokison 02/06/21 3:44:09 AM #10	R1masher posted... This topic has enlightened me that there is a superbowel this weekend --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	I made a Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency board
Lokison 02/06/21 3:42:32 AM #15	K --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	How are people still talking about Gamergate?
Lokison 02/06/21 3:42:13 AM #7	Cause Gamergate is Real!!1!11!11!!!!! --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Would you put on The Mask?
Lokison 02/06/21 3:40:29 AM #24	Christian RULES posted... I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye Welcher --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Who's your favorite dragon in all of fictional media?
Lokison 02/06/21 3:40:04 AM #52	Fefnir. He started as a dwarf and his own greed allowed him to become a dragon (that where people get the idea Dragons hoard gold). He was fucking awesome. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Freddy vs Jason vs Ash Williams, who wins
Lokison 02/06/21 3:38:25 AM #7	creativerealms posted... It has happened. Read the opening post. Ontopic: Jason imo. Unless both Freddy and Jason left Ash alone and he used that to his advantage, Jason would probably tank everything thrown at him and slaughter Ash, then take care if Freddy. But then again... Ash isnt a teenager so he might be left alone until it's to late... --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Would you fuck dis fat chick?
Lokison 02/06/21 3:12:13 AM #26	>says fat >girl is fat Wot --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Popular teen star JoJo comes out as gay: I have a girlfriend
Lokison 02/06/21 3:11:32 AM #46	Still dont care, doesnt affect me in an capacity. If anything, good for her. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Why is Imp Midna so sexualized?
Lokison 02/06/21 1:05:46 AM #48	Grubhub posted... That's the hero of the wild, the hero of Twilight is different. He's the biggest Chad out of all of the Links so he probably has a weiner Nah, all links are Unics. Obviously. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	So this girl at work likes me but ther is one problem.
Lokison 02/06/21 1:03:56 AM #17	It's a 14 year gap, sure; but it's not that bad. It's not like you're over 40 going for an 18 y/o. And shes into you, if shes attractive to you (personality wise, THEN physically) just got for it. She not a kid anymore and maybe she obviously likes older dudes. She know how old you are, right? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	An actual Karen arrested for being a Karen
Lokison 02/05/21 11:12:31 PM #40	Does she not realize state laws are a thing that apply to her? That by entering a private business and not leaving when told to is considered trespassing? Is she just blatantly stupid? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	When you trim your beard, do you go up or down? I messed up :(
Lokison 02/05/21 11:10:38 PM #16	I do 90% of ot with scissors because it's a few inches in length, but when it was short, I'd go up to get as much of it as I could. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Why isnt Wandavision getting the same criticism as Wonder Woman? spoilers
Lokison 02/05/21 11:09:20 PM #13	Wonder woman (who's portrayed as the sole hero of the film) did it and acted like it was all fine and dandy. Wanda DIDNT have a sex scene and also has been portrayed as being villainous. You can bash her actions all you want, but you're.. supposed to do that. With Wonder Woman they expected everyone to overlook it and it backfired. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	The MGS3 codec calls are really magical. Top tier gameplay mechanic.
Lokison 02/05/21 10:26:32 PM #48	Favorite one was hiding in a box and calling Signit. He comments on it and snake tell him "it feels like home". And all the movie dialogue between snake and Paramedic. He telling him about Godzilla was grand. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
Topic	Do you care if people wear masks?
Lokison 02/05/21 10:24:30 PM #32	DDirtyDastard posted... My grandparents are all dead of natural causes. I don't blame god or anyone else for it. That's just life. Okay, your best friend. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower.
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