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TopicIf you get the 1,400, stimulus checks what do you think you'd spend
Lokison
02/05/21 10:23:30 PM
#51
Dildos. Lots and lots of dildos, the super realistic kind. The kind with Suction Cups and maybe some super glue.

Gonna glue on to every surface in my roommates room I can and tell him I think Penis' are growing out of the wall.

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TopicDo you care if people wear masks?
Lokison
02/05/21 10:20:41 PM
#28
Only because you have to here in Vegas and if they're not, it evidence they're stubborn assholes; usually.

The other night I was at the Gas Station talking to the clerk and a 15 y/o girl came in without one but I let it slide because she was literally kicked out of her house at 2AM and the only thing she had time to grab was her laptop so she could maintain her school work. The clerk gave her a mask and she gladly put it on.

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TopicWould you put on The Mask?
Lokison
02/05/21 10:02:15 PM
#22
Why not wear my dads mask?

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TopicDo you wear a watch?
Lokison
02/05/21 10:00:35 PM
#18
Nope. I have a phone and know where to look for the time if it's dead.

I did used to carry a pocket watch though.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse has FIRED his LAWYER cause he REFUSED to set up a TRUST FUND!!
Lokison
02/05/21 9:59:48 PM
#3
The opening line here just makes me not care about the rest. Hate him all you want (I sure do), but that was just flat out stupid.

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TopicWhy is Imp Midna so sexualized?
Lokison
02/05/21 9:58:48 PM
#33
ArianaGrandSlam posted...
how do you know? We dont see link piss, does that mean link isnt pissing?
He doesnt have anywhere to pee out of, as seen in the BotW artwork. So... obviously.

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TopicClick on dis topic if you're horny
Lokison
02/05/21 9:58:01 PM
#13
mobilebloechel posted...
Did you have a stroke?
Lmao

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Topicshe tells you to get on all fours and bark like a dog
Lokison
02/05/21 9:57:08 PM
#8
Does she have a jar of peanutbutter?

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TopicHoly fucking hell @ the new WandaVision episode! (SPOILERS)
Lokison
02/05/21 9:53:10 PM
#38
Medussa posted...
lots of speculation on this one that a month ago i would have dismissed at way too early. but after that episode? wouldn't be a stretch at all.
Why'd you put that in spoiler text?

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TopicWhy is Imp Midna so sexualized?
Lokison
02/05/21 9:32:44 PM
#24
Cause shes like Links midget mistress, and they wanna he told they're a BAD BOY

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TopicHoly fucking hell @ the new WandaVision episode! (SPOILERS)
Lokison
02/05/21 9:16:30 PM
#34
Medussa posted...
i think it was the rogue cut that established the second sister. so, i think the original version might have been written for the younger girl to be Wanda, but at some point they remembered that they were supposed to be twins, so they wrote in a fix.
Fair enough, I just assumed it was Fox taking one if their very many liberties

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TopicHoly fucking hell @ the new WandaVision episode! (SPOILERS)
Lokison
02/05/21 9:05:51 PM
#32
Medussa posted...
wrong sister. there's another sister mentioned in dialog, but she never appears on screen. the assumption is that she was wanda, but they never got that far.
Been a minutes since I saw the movie but I could have sworn it was implied that she was Wanda but because she was still so young (prepubescent) she didnt have powers and no one could have know about it.

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TopicHoly fucking hell @ the new WandaVision episode! (SPOILERS)
Lokison
02/05/21 8:42:39 PM
#27
InfinityMonster posted...
They both were at some point. They are Magneto's children and mutants in the comics. Not created from the Mind Stone.

Evan Peters plays the same character of Quicksilver in the X-Men movies. You never see Wanda, but she's supposed to be there too.

Disney and Fox struck a deal where they would use the same character with two different actors in their seperate universes. Now Disney owns it all.
She was there as a kid in his intro. You see her standing by the stairs irrc, but shes never named.

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TopicIs it possible to enjoy alcohol on Keto?
Lokison
02/05/21 7:30:08 PM
#3
An old roommate of mine drank Gin and seltzer while she was on Keto

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TopicMan shoots and kills neighbors over snow dispute
Lokison
02/05/21 8:07:37 AM
#109
I wonder how many people just got warned

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TopicWhat's the story behind your username?
Lokison
02/05/21 5:01:26 AM
#41
Norse Pagan; Loki is my main go to (Hes not evil, hes just a dick).

He has the best lesson: Make the best if a bad situation. Life has a lot of bad situations, gotta make the best of them.

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Topicif piccolo is black,
Lokison
02/05/21 4:57:37 AM
#9
David1988 posted...
Hes obviously green
What if you're colorblind tho?

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Topic$10,000,000 or Perfected Autonomous Ultra Instinct.
Lokison
02/02/21 10:52:54 AM
#55
SpiritSephiroth posted...
You guys know these are spoilers right?
Oh well? Keep up homie. They been out for a while.

Guess what? Snape kills Dumbledore

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TopicStock Market General #9
Lokison
01/29/21 3:50:06 AM
#369
Up, Up and AWAY!

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TopicWhy do people hate Superman Returns again?
Lokison
01/29/21 3:48:53 AM
#6
Honestly felt like Lex was the hero for like 80% of the movie. The last part showed he was a villain, but his intentions weren't actually that bad.

That's why I hate it. I wanna just FEEL how that bald ass bitch is evil. I want him dripping with Evilness, that way I dont look at big blue and think "ur a dick".

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TopicJoe Exotic's legal team 100% confident in presidential pardon; has limo ready.
Lokison
01/20/21 3:02:00 AM
#43
The disappointment will be real


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TopicPlaying cards are now sexist
Lokison
01/20/21 2:25:56 AM
#199
Lmao

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TopicThe_korey harrassing me
Lokison
01/19/21 6:41:36 PM
#12
Aww, puddin'.

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TopicPlaying cards are now sexist
Lokison
01/19/21 6:40:49 PM
#172
shockthemonkey posted...
You know other people can read your posts, right?

Or do you think we cant see these for some reason?
Sounds like theres a point there. Good thing is you two arent fighting anymore.

As a matter of fact, Dreepapult seems to have left so your just finding someone else to fight

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TopicMan accused of beating police officer thought cop was Antifa
Lokison
01/14/21 5:50:37 PM
#7
jpenny2 posted...
So it was Antifa terrorists fighting Antifa police?
Obviously. Best way to blame Trump is to play both sides.

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TopicI wish we had Mortal Kombat Vs Street Fighter.
Lokison
01/02/21 9:16:43 PM
#4
Veggeta X posted...
They are too different to work.


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TopicWhat are the best fast food fries?
Lokison
12/23/20 8:42:26 PM
#22
SolidShadow3 posted...
Taco Bell


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Topic$50, but you can never again use the random word given to you by this generator.
Lokison
12/23/20 3:38:46 PM
#78
Undampned

I'll take the money.

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TopicAmouranth thinks a 7.5 incher sounds like a bad time
Lokison
12/19/20 9:25:25 PM
#10
My time to shine!

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TopicNot to sound like a gamer, but it was kinda weird they made a chick the main
Lokison
12/19/20 8:42:42 PM
#16
Only game it would be weird to have a female protagonist for imo is Leisure Suit Larry.

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TopicWhy do people like to play games with WASD?
Lokison
12/19/20 8:33:12 PM
#54
...wow lmao

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TopicDOG MEME: Is this accurate?
Lokison
12/19/20 8:26:07 PM
#3
monkmith posted...
i dont want an animal that shits in the house and doesn't know how to flush.
Fun Fact: You can train them to not o ly use a toilet, but flush after.

They might just start flushing randomly though as they find it amusing/interesting.

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TopicWhich one is honestly better: pie or cake?
Lokison
12/19/20 7:53:34 PM
#15
Depends. I prefer cake most of the time if it's made well, but a bad pie is better than a bad cake.

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TopicBest superhero game you've ever played?
Lokison
12/19/20 7:45:28 PM
#10
Spider-Man PS4, but the Arkham games are right behind it. I also really liked the first 2 Marvel Alliance games the the Xmen Legends games.

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TopicWhy do people like to play games with WASD?
Lokison
12/19/20 7:40:08 PM
#13
WASD is superior to controllers in almost every way; but I agree with you that I'd rather use a controller. I use a controller for most games on my PC, but I also made sure I was comfortable with WASD incase my controller ever shits the bed.

I learned WASD playing WoW though, so it really shined through in that game as well as Dragon Age: Origins.

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TopicNews that there's a mutated covid strain
Lokison
12/19/20 6:39:52 PM
#7
Wouldnt it be Covid 20 at this point?

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TopicHow much do you dudes weigh?
Lokison
12/19/20 6:28:46 PM
#2
Like, 145.

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TopicMandalorian season 2 is better than the sequel trilogy
Lokison
12/19/20 6:20:33 PM
#10
When you're right you're right.

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TopicSome people really take "daily walks"?
Lokison
12/19/20 6:29:56 AM
#38
No_U_L7 posted...
i dont care for animals because i dont and have never had any. there's a learning curve, everything i know rn is from articles online

I repeat: get a teddy bear.

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TopicI was asked by my wife "What's the point of people collecting things?"
Lokison
12/19/20 6:29:00 AM
#29
Tag for the later fun.

also, I'm to tired to read the topic and respond accordingly.

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TopicSome people really take "daily walks"?
Lokison
12/19/20 6:23:25 AM
#35
As a dog trainer; I still take offense to your idea of how to care for animals. Get a teddy bear.

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TopicHoly shit, lay off the necrobumping
Lokison
12/19/20 4:49:03 AM
#8
I'm going to necro bump this topic until a Mod tells me not to.

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TopicOnion Rings on a burger: Yes or No
Lokison
12/19/20 4:48:15 AM
#4
Hellz yea. With some BBQ and Cheddar? Amazing burgers.

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TopicI think I'm starting to "get" Rainbow Six: Siege
Lokison
12/19/20 4:45:11 AM
#6
Me and my roommate have been playing it since launch (PS4) of you want some help lemme know and we can add you and squad up (assuming we are on the same system).

Its fucking hella fun.

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TopicYour girlfriend asked you to pick up some spaghetti but you bought linguine
Lokison
12/19/20 4:39:08 AM
#10
"Get over it. It's close enough, and you can deal. If you get this pissy over SLIGHTLY bigger pasta, you obviously have bigger issues"

I say this as someone who's been taking cooking lessons since I was 5. If shes that spaztastic over this, we have MUCH bigger problems.

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TopicThe best Stimulus? A job.
Lokison
12/19/20 2:30:33 AM
#24
Lowqualitybait

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TopicRIDDLE: A brain surgeon makes a deal with you for $1,000,000
Lokison
12/19/20 1:51:07 AM
#232
Eliza3 posted...
See post 167 for the answer :)
Fair enough, I was warned for a few days for an Xbox Live joke (I swear one of the mods here has been harrassed 1 to many times by 12 years olds on XboxLive) so I missed it.

Still a stupid riddle imo.

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TopicRIDDLE: A brain surgeon makes a deal with you for $1,000,000
Lokison
12/19/20 1:44:09 AM
#228
TC, it's been almost a week; just give is the answer of let the topic die ffs. Your making my balls blue

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TopicQuestion for you military buffs and know it alls
Lokison
12/19/20 1:40:31 AM
#20
MabusIncarnate posted...
LOL yeah that's probably 3000 lbs of ammo on his back

Lemme just strap a small car on and walk into combat
Do ittttt

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