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TopicVegy!
divot1338
09/13/20 6:27:58 PM
#5
You cant spell Vegina without Veg

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TopicUs gamers have 2 sides
divot1338
09/13/20 5:54:50 PM
#10
Well if those are my only two options...

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TopicDat cute chubby chick on da weather channel has some nice juicy legs tbh
divot1338
09/13/20 5:50:35 PM
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TopicSimba you have forgotten me.
divot1338
09/13/20 5:41:22 PM
#4
Dude literally just sang a five minute song about being king when his dad dies right before.

Simba aint going to forget that anytime soon.

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TopicI do believe I'll give room service a jingle and have them send up some etouffee
divot1338
09/12/20 2:32:59 PM
#4
Thats my purse!

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TopicFounder of Jelly Belly is pulling a real life Willy Wonka.
divot1338
09/12/20 2:19:12 PM
#26
Out back is the mixing pool where we render the horse hooves into gelatin.

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TopicDid you ever know girls who called everything weird when you were a kid?
divot1338
09/12/20 2:15:56 PM
#2
No. Things were bogus.

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TopicWhich Willy Wonka film is better?
divot1338
09/12/20 2:12:50 PM
#6
A person round these here parts right here is liable to get a savage beating even suggesting Gene Wilder isnt the superior Wonka.

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TopicDonald Trump supporter GRILLS Bob Woodward for his BIASED reporting.
divot1338
09/12/20 1:46:23 PM
#9
Follow the money.

*steps back into darkened parking garage and vapes*

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TopicMy cat is grooming my chest.
divot1338
09/12/20 1:44:12 PM
#6
My puppy has been doing this but when I dont acknowledge her she gives me a wet willie. Such a bitch.

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TopicMini Reese's peanut butter cups are a bullshit snack
divot1338
09/12/20 1:42:59 PM
#12
R1masher posted...
Reeses feces... amirite
*stares aggressively*

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TopicMini Reese's peanut butter cups are a bullshit snack
divot1338
09/12/20 1:41:17 PM
#9
SolidShadow3 posted...
Just buy up all the 1lb ones around xmas and freeze them. You'll have reese's for years.
I switch over to Reeses eggs/ trees/ ghosts from September to April. The perfect size cup.

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TopicMini Reese's peanut butter cups are a bullshit snack
divot1338
09/12/20 1:24:03 PM
#4
Spend all day unwrapping candy for about a tenth of a second of payoff.

Im not interested in foreplay with my candy. They need to make a 8 -1/2 x 11 Reeses Peanut Butter cake.

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TopicI like my women like I like my cold cuts
divot1338
09/12/20 10:29:39 AM
#6
Making sandwiches?

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TopicJust had the Popeye's chicken sandwich
divot1338
09/10/20 6:05:43 PM
#30
Was Beyonce there?


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TopicI wanna smash Halsey
divot1338
09/05/20 8:26:29 PM
#12
Topictrump supporter creates a face mask with a gun holster
divot1338
09/05/20 1:27:36 PM
#17
What exactly are

DontHateMe posted...
face organs.


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TopicWhen your brain is set to "read-only". (COVID)
divot1338
09/01/20 11:52:27 PM
#16
I feel bad for his kids who now have to go through life with that dummy wheezing bad advice to them.

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TopicHiow the F*** do you get a pimple on your eye
divot1338
09/01/20 11:41:16 PM
#4
Not washing your hands after pooping.

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TopicMattress Recommendations
divot1338
09/01/20 11:31:11 PM
#5
I can get you an okay deal on a slightly used twin mattress.

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TopicRepublican Politician is now THREATENING SBALLEN to call his BOSSES at CBS!!
divot1338
09/01/20 11:29:26 PM
#52
Jacobs going to speak to Les Moonvest over at CBS about this so youre all in really big trouble.

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TopicMost stimulus money that went to dead people recovered, Treasury says.
divot1338
09/01/20 10:38:42 PM
#15
monkmith posted...
its sad this isn't getting much reporting. instead you hear about the dumbass who takes a million dollars and buys a lambo...
That wasnt even the first time that guy defrauded someone out of a lamborghini so hes definitely newsworthy.

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TopicShould I pay $2000-3000 for a dog?
divot1338
09/01/20 10:16:51 PM
#67
Waits for it.

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TopicMost stimulus money that went to dead people recovered, Treasury says.
divot1338
09/01/20 10:15:04 PM
#7
CapnMuffin posted...
The bank gets a reclamation notification assuming the bank already didnt notice and process it thenselves.
This is Donald Trump were talking about. They already couldnt be bothered to spend any time at all thinking it through first.

Why would they start now?

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TopicShould I pay $2000-3000 for a dog?
divot1338
09/01/20 10:12:52 PM
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As long as you dont forget to get neutered TC. Cant have a bunch of unwanted babies from an unwashed animal running around looking for a GSD to purchase.

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TopicAnyone rock a man purse?
divot1338
09/01/20 10:09:39 PM
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I just keep things in my man bra.

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TopicMost stimulus money that went to dead people recovered, Treasury says.
divot1338
09/01/20 10:07:02 PM
#3
Treasury is also considering sending letters to request the return of the remaining outstanding payments

Exactly how do you ask a dead person to send you something?

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TopicThis picture of the Moon and Jupiter is amazing.
divot1338
08/31/20 2:54:32 PM
#4
Moon:

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TopicBig tits matter!
divot1338
08/31/20 2:50:53 PM
#313
mach25687 posted...
https://imgur.com/OkcMqRe
Ah Clue.

I will stab Yvette, the French maid, in the Billiard room with my dick.

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TopicWhich of these lifestyles would you rather have?
divot1338
08/30/20 9:25:45 PM
#4
When she gets down on all fours and stalks her prey unawares.

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TopicITT: Picture of a duck
divot1338
08/30/20 8:41:18 PM
#92
Nacen posted...
^^^^^^^Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thats how duck penis works. If you cant appreciate how beautiful nature is thats on you.

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TopicAm i doing this math right for Supernatural?
divot1338
08/30/20 7:32:08 PM
#5
Skip Bugs. I saved you 43 minutes.

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TopicITT: Picture of a duck
divot1338
08/30/20 5:50:35 PM
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Duck


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TopicBig tits matter!
divot1338
08/28/20 11:12:35 PM
#264
mach25687 posted...
Sniperwolf
Ohhhh. I thought that was a user here for some reason. ty

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TopicBig tits matter!
divot1338
08/28/20 10:55:51 PM
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TopicFirst the Black Mamba and now the Black Panther
divot1338
08/28/20 10:54:00 PM
#17
DarthAragorn posted...
Powers Boothe, who else?
Phil Coulson, like eight times.

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TopicFirst the Black Mamba and now the Black Panther
divot1338
08/28/20 10:50:31 PM
#9
Well now those pictures of him skinny af make sense.

https://twitter.com/honey89052/status/1299530476655263744?s=20

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TopicBella Thorne scams her donators on OF, ruins it for other sex workers
divot1338
08/28/20 12:18:56 PM
#115

$200 for pics of Bella Thorne swallowing a hot dog?

*clicks to find out more*

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TopicThe best Alanis Morissette song is
divot1338
08/27/20 9:33:17 PM
#6
Her best work was her brief non-speaking role in Dogma.

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TopicBrief Precautions:
divot1338
08/27/20 9:30:54 PM
#5
You should really let a professional take a look at that thing for you.

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TopicWatching Fringe rn. Part way through S1 rn
divot1338
08/27/20 9:23:31 PM
#5
I noped out so hard after the guy said that corny ass line about now lets make some acid in the first episode.

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Topicsheriff of Kenosha sounds like he is into
divot1338
08/27/20 6:47:33 PM
#16
cjsdowg posted...
eugenics. I am not saying 100% that he is, but this really sounds like it .

https://twitter.com/Oskaer__13/status/1298842016596410371
Most cops just go with the standard we cannot comment on an open investigation...

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TopicBusch Beer launches Dog Brew, a beverage made specifically for dogs
divot1338
08/27/20 8:01:34 AM
#4
Fruity with just a hint of anus.

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TopicAny Texas homeowners who installed SOLAR panels
divot1338
08/25/20 7:50:45 PM
#5
Dang this is everything I was worried about.

Maybe Ill just build a glassed in patio and pjt a couple on that on its own circuit so I can run A/C, lights and a TV.

Anyone else?

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TopicAny Texas homeowners who installed SOLAR panels
divot1338
08/25/20 7:48:23 PM
#4
The Trent posted...
also apparently to get the payout on them you have to live their for decades or something?
Yeah thats the part tripping me up. Im not sure what I really get out of it at the end of the day versus my obligation.

Id rather pay for it and own everything straight up if thats possible and not ludicrously insane.

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TopicAny Texas homeowners who installed SOLAR panels
divot1338
08/25/20 7:44:19 PM
#1
Just wondering if there are any Texans that have installed solar panels on the roof of their houses and what sort of experience theyve had with it.

Honestly Im not sure it makes sense without a higher electric bill than I have given how long I have to allow them to use the panels.

Any advice is appreciated. Thanks.

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TopicSourdough Starter 2 - Die Hard With a Breadgence
divot1338
08/25/20 10:41:14 AM
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Shouldnt the title be Dough Hard?

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TopicYour reaction: A guy bodyslams you at the gym in front of a cute girl.
divot1338
08/25/20 10:31:01 AM
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Parking lot. After school.

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TopicPossibly the most Canadian thing ever
divot1338
08/25/20 10:25:34 AM
#5
For a beaver that size you need a full windup slapshot.

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