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| Topic | I'm vaguely tired halfway between asleep and awake. |
| divot1338 10/16/20 7:26:32 PM #22 | Have you ever slept for so long that when you woke up you were actually tired from all the sleeping? I manage to do this almost every Thanksgiving weekend. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | There's a fucking possum in my house. Can I call the police? |
| divot1338 10/16/20 7:24:53 PM #170 | You need to call a real estate agent. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Your crush image texts you ''Hey ugly, you ever ever imagine me naked?'' |
| divot1338 10/16/20 5:34:31 PM #6 | |
| Topic | I'm so ashamed of our parking lot |
| divot1338 10/16/20 5:09:17 PM #13 | trappedunderice posted... What kind of car is that? A ford?I believe thats a Kia Hymen. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Da Rock making fun of manlets lol |
| divot1338 10/16/20 5:00:06 PM #7 | Everyone should make fun of Kevin Hart being a tiny lil bitch. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Reagan won 49 of the 50 states |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:56:30 PM #15 | monkmith posted... he was a movie star. as has been shown with the current turd in office, star power sways stupid people.He was a stupid looking cowboy with a chimp sidekick. If anything the monkey was the movie star. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Reagan won 49 of the 50 states |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:47:16 PM #4 | President Biden will win 51 out of 52 in 2024. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Hot outfits for guys. |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:45:57 PM #59 | |
| Topic | I'm so ashamed of our parking lot |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:43:59 PM #5 | R1masher posted... Wouldnt that de t your car too?Worth it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I'm so ashamed of our parking lot |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:43:48 PM #4 | 3PiesAndAFork posted... Why? Are you 11?Clearly I am since I was in my car at work. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I'm so ashamed of our parking lot |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:41:11 PM #1 |  I almost wish I was parked next to him so I could open my door and dent that stupid shit. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Are floor futons nice to sleep on?? |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:29:38 PM #14 | No. They only appeal to stoned college freshmen. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Most prestigious scientific journals make unprecedented criticism of Trump admin |
| divot1338 10/16/20 4:28:18 PM #75 | Yo. Donnie Trump is so dirty he dont even wash his hands after he sits down to pee. - classic New England Journal of Medicine burn --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | If you gained the ability to swap bodies with any consenting person, would you? |
| divot1338 10/15/20 4:51:33 PM #8 | Does the power not work if they dont consent? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Who would you love a huge hug from right now? |
| divot1338 10/14/20 3:10:35 PM #16 | Someone with boobs just slightly too large to allow her to easily hug me. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Do you remember the day you upgraded from 640x480 to 800x600? |
| divot1338 10/14/20 2:59:06 PM #12 | I remember upgrading from black and green monochrome to SVGA. Finally able to play Leisure Suit Larry and Monkey Island. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Rewatched Dredd. Man that's a perfect movie right there *spoilers* |
| divot1338 10/14/20 3:03:03 AM #37 | Karl Urban has the chin presence of a young Stallone. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Are you a fan of Dan Schneider's work? |
| divot1338 10/12/20 5:21:08 PM #27 | He was the neighbor in Better Off Dead. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why hasnt someone paid Milana Vayntrub to pose nude? |
| divot1338 10/12/20 5:20:07 PM #12 | UnfairRepresent posted... Why Is she sitting on a corpseErotica. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Why hasnt someone paid Milana Vayntrub to pose nude? |
| divot1338 10/12/20 5:17:05 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Don't stick your dick in something connected to the Internet |
| divot1338 10/06/20 5:44:41 PM #46 | |
| Topic | Bye Rocky |
| divot1338 10/06/20 12:51:06 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Do Brits literally not rinse off the soap bubbles when they wash dishes LMAO |
| divot1338 10/05/20 5:33:47 AM #34 | I guess you can wash them that way. Depends on your feelings about diarrhea. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | The Clintons lie again. |
| divot1338 10/04/20 5:43:29 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Who has the right of way? |
| divot1338 10/03/20 5:48:02 PM #21 | GregShmedley posted... The one on top. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Rick Moranis sucker punched by stranger in NYC |
| divot1338 10/02/20 5:21:44 PM #2 | |
| Topic | For those that failed your driving test the first time... |
| divot1338 09/30/20 5:22:40 PM #49 | pojr posted... Where you guys tested on parallel parking? Just curious, as no one in this thread has mentioned it yet. In New York parallel parking is required on the test.I wasnt supposed to but they included it as the last thing. Wasnt really that hard. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I call this one "Anxiety ASMR" |
| divot1338 09/29/20 4:04:34 PM #4 | jfc if they make that rattle noise they see you and are going to attack if you dont back away. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | For those that failed your driving test the first time... |
| divot1338 09/29/20 4:02:29 PM #36 | _Rinku_ posted... I had something like that happen to me in college (classroom observation as an education major). By the end of the week, I dropped all my education classes and changed my major. That might have been too extreme of a reaction though lolSomeone backed a car into you while you were teaching a class? Thats rough. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | An Oregon hiker fell off of a cliff to his death while posing for a photograph |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:54:45 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Breaking --- Buried Lakes of Water - Mars !!! |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:37:59 PM #14 | I will repeat what NDT said on the matter. Any civilization with the ability to terraform another planet has the ability to repair their own. So ... we dont know. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | The Boys read-thru thread *ongoing spoilers, show spoilers too |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:34:04 PM #60 | What do you think that penis guy from the last episodes superhero name would be? Boss Hog? Trousersnake? Something non penisey? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | For those that failed your driving test the first time... |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:32:21 PM #30 | I had to slam on the brakes when some girl ran in front of me in the DMV parking lot. Id just finished and manage to barely pass and the sudden braking caused the guys coffee cup to pour in his lap. He was a hardass who didnt believe in tests on clipboards. He made sure you could drive and if you could pass his test without spilling his coffee you were good enough to him. Fortunately for me because it happened as we pulled back into the DMV parking lot, his coffee cup was empty. And so he told me that because I didnt actually spill the coffee I had passed. He wryly grinned out of one side of his wizened face and got out. Then I drove home to get ready for my date with Mercedes Lane. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Breaking --- Buried Lakes of Water - Mars !!! |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:25:26 PM #12 | Shablagoo posted... Which episode is that?Waters of Mars I assume. Could just as easily be Kill the Moon with the way this year is going. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is Jack Nicholson dead? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:13:10 PM #12 | Goddamnit dont do that. 2020 is the fucking worst. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Breaking --- Buried Lakes of Water - Mars !!! |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:12:00 PM #10 | Heavy_D_Forever posted... Does this mean we should grow shit potatoes and iron man fly our way up there?I suspect thered be trouble accessing it in a way that doesnt release it into the atmosphere as water vapor. You cant pump ice out of the ground. But its promising. I have it on good authority that NASA can science the shit out of this problem. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is showing a fake positive Covid test to your job to get out of working illegal? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 2:36:20 PM #34 | slmcknett posted... What do you mean "no"? That is how that works -- when you're tested, you're told not to leave home until you get your results.I suggest you reread that post. I have already had to deal with this several timea at work. If you say you have covid you do not just get the option to say you made a mistake Ill be back tomorrow. You cannot return to work w/o a minimum of two weeks quarantine followed by a clean covid test (not the antibody one) which almost everywhere requires doctor authorization. So there is zero chance this is unclear. Do not say you have covid if you want a day off. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is showing a fake positive Covid test to your job to get out of working illegal? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 11:34:32 AM #28 | slmcknett posted... At the very least, you'll get a few days off by just saying you're getting tested for Covid, since you're supposed to not leave the house until you get the results back anyway, and results can take up to 5 days to come back.NO. With the exception of some rinky dink company that doesnt givw a shit either way, that is not how this works. If you have symptoms, youre supposed to report and stay home. If you stay home and have even mentioned the word covid you better expect to have at least two weeks sitting on your ass. Know what your companys specific policy for pay is for coronavirus. In most places its a separate thing similar to temporary disability. And you will require one of the good covid tests that usually require a doctor to schedule it. Its important you understand tbis. Now that said, please be smart and dont spread that shit at work. Were about to hit flu season and the third wave of coronavirus. Yes you could die. But even worse than that you could kill a bunch of people and survive. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is showing a fake positive Covid test to your job to get out of working illegal? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 11:26:54 AM #25 | krazychao5 posted... Why not just get tested and provide a real negative test to show they got over it?Thats still difficult to do in a lot of places. Also the kind of asshole that does this sort of thing is generally lazy and incompetent so ... --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is showing a fake positive Covid test to your job to get out of working illegal? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 5:35:43 AM #12 | Zeeak4444 posted... min guessing they would connect the dots fairly quickly lol. Unless it was a really good fake, I guess?This has literally happened three or four times at my work. Dummies dont realize they just bought a quarantine lockout and cant return w/o a clean covid test. And if they falsify the claim and take any of the covid disability pay for however long theyre out and get caught ... Which will definitely happen if some dummy calls in with covid after not getring a vacation request approved. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Is showing a fake positive Covid test to your job to get out of working illegal? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 4:03:12 AM #9 | Both. Especially since most places allow you to just carry a waiver that says you opt out. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | MTG is entering a new era |
| divot1338 09/29/20 4:01:43 AM #11 | |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a girl who is into beastiality? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:59:01 AM #26 | |
| Topic | Did you like Reel Steel? |
| divot1338 09/29/20 3:56:10 AM #5 | It would have been perfect if it was a payback story where Hugh Jackman got into robot boxing to get revenge on the people who killed his annoying son when he get into robot boxing. Ideally with a really graphic scene where as hes getting caved in he looks over and says help me daddy. make it stop. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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