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TopicGood cop tackles autistic kid for playing in the park
divot1338
07/27/20 9:43:08 AM
#11
St0rmFury posted...
Lolwut, it gets worse. The city created a registry and wristband program for the disabled in response to this incident. Literally victim blaming.
So its necessary to make you register for a fishing license, to register your autistic child but register your gun ... tyranny.

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TopicTruck in a ditch
divot1338
07/25/20 1:32:25 PM
#1

The business these guys are from is around the curve on the right.

Saw these two guys lurching around and thought wow both of them are pretty hammered for this early in the day.

Then after passing the car I noticed the front of the truck had impacted a concrete drainage pipe under the entrance to the parking lot.

Goddamn that must have been a hell of an impact.

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TopicAh yes who wouldn't want to play the Yoshi War Crime simulator
divot1338
07/25/20 12:02:27 PM
#7
apolloooo posted...
I didn't know yoshi was in 'nam

How can you kill koopas and shy guys?

Easy. You dont lead them as much!

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TopicFDA warns against using hand sanitizers with methanol
divot1338
07/25/20 11:59:24 AM
#11
CableZL posted...
Does soup kill viruses? Has the Trump administration investigated that?
Only gazpacho and it has to be taken rectally.

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TopicFDA warns against using hand sanitizers with methanol
divot1338
07/25/20 11:57:00 AM
#9
Everytime I hear about methanol Im reminded of the final fight scene from Drunken Master 2 and the final credit scene showing what happened to Jackie.

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TopicAh yes who wouldn't want to play the Yoshi War Crime simulator
divot1338
07/25/20 11:55:05 AM
#4
*raises hand*

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Topicshould i lose my drivers license bc i dont know hand turn signals?
divot1338
07/25/20 11:32:31 AM
#9
Shablagoo posted...
I never got this. Why not just stick your right hand out to the right? Thats what I always do when riding a bicycle.
Consistency. Try that inside a car with non-functional brake lights.

Also the brakes on a bike are typically on the right handle.

Seriously do they not have drivers ed classes anymore?

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TopicPentagon admits having off world vehicles that are not from earth
divot1338
07/25/20 11:30:49 AM
#53
Isnt the International Space Station an off world vehicle not made on the earth?

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Topicshould i lose my drivers license bc i dont know hand turn signals?
divot1338
07/25/20 11:29:02 AM
#7
ChocoboMogALT posted...
https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.dot.gov/files/8009-handsignals.pdf
Left turn - hand out straight left.
Right turn - hand out towards the sky, like a power signal
Stop - arm turned towards the ground at a right angle.

Now you know your turn signals.
Dont forget;

Wtf was that turn - closed fist out towards the sky with middle finger extended

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TopicCan someone explain the appeal of Joe Rogan?
divot1338
07/25/20 11:23:05 AM
#18
Hated his bullshit since the first time I saw his qAnon schtick on News Radio. Literally everything he does is what a basement dwelling neckbeard would try if they werent incapacitated by cheeto fingers and sloth.

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TopicDoes anybody's dishwasher actually dry their damn dishes?
divot1338
07/25/20 11:17:23 AM
#30
Yes.

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TopicAlt Right Joe Rogaine following his heart; is moving to Texas
divot1338
07/25/20 10:46:57 AM
#29
What a dumbass. He thinks its better for coronavirus here?

As a former Austin resident I can understand being frustrated by hippies. But hes just replacing one kind of dumbass with an infinitely more dangerous kind of dumbass.

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TopicPerson, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
divot1338
07/25/20 10:41:10 AM
#14
Joenage posted...
I bet the Donald couldn't memorise the UK's emergency number

0118 999 88199 9119 725...3
How is that helpful in an emergency?

0118 999 88199 9119 RAKE

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TopicDa Administrator of Gamefaqs.gamestop.com, on da black lives matter movement
divot1338
07/25/20 9:36:57 AM
#54
#CancelVegy

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TopicA bunch of source codes from old SNES games leaked and they're wild >_>
divot1338
07/24/20 7:35:24 PM
#41
According to an anonymous post on the 4chan forum,

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TopicElon Musk: Twitter sucks
divot1338
07/24/20 6:22:00 PM
#7
I look forward to the day when he realizes that the only people left to buy his shitty electric vehicles are red state conservatives who would never buy anything that didnt kill the Earth as a byproduct.

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TopicDrunk girls
divot1338
07/24/20 6:16:22 PM
#1
TopicDoes she mouth fuck you forever?
divot1338
07/24/20 5:26:09 PM
#23
WingsOfGood posted...
They are idiots to interpret the song being about her feud with Kanye and the guy who owns Big Machine label?
Because they no speak english so good.

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TopicDoes she mouth fuck you forever?
divot1338
07/24/20 5:20:43 PM
#20
WingsOfGood posted...
someone pointed this out
Yeah. Those people are all idiots.

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TopicDoes she mouth fuck you forever?
divot1338
07/24/20 4:59:12 PM
#17
WingsOfGood posted...
@

It does but when you listen to it, you don't hear the comma:

https://youtu.be/6DP4q_1EgQQ?t=44

sounds like mouthfuck is a single word
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mouth

The noun mouth is pronounced differently than the verb mouth.

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Topici am in a long distance relationship
divot1338
07/24/20 3:22:26 PM
#24
pojr posted...
True but I'm afraid I will be connected to the level where I do want to visit hee and then she might kidnap me or something
Hot.

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Topici am in a long distance relationship
divot1338
07/24/20 3:10:12 PM
#20
o

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TopicPerson, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
divot1338
07/24/20 2:36:27 PM
#8
Mezcla posted...
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
What are five things in your direct line of sight?

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Topici am in a long distance relationship
divot1338
07/24/20 2:33:58 PM
#17
P

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TopicOur hurt Chicken is slowly getting better.
divot1338
07/23/20 9:21:58 PM
#20
TopicGOP introduced resolution to BAN the democratic party
divot1338
07/23/20 9:19:43 PM
#57
But statues.

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TopicJust fucking great!!!
divot1338
07/23/20 6:24:02 PM
#5
TopicThird dead Fort Hood Soldier found this month...
divot1338
07/22/20 10:51:07 AM
#2
Why are the local police the only ones investigating?

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Topicwhat is a more asshole name than Kevin
divot1338
07/22/20 4:19:31 AM
#24
MabusIncarnate posted...
Dirk
What kind of Scottish dagger would make an acceptable name to you?

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Topicwhat is a more asshole name than Kevin
divot1338
07/21/20 10:05:42 PM
#3
Roy

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Topicif i had a theme song it would be creep from radio head
divot1338
07/21/20 7:59:36 PM
#6
No_U_L7 posted...
He killed the i will survive scene too. 2 of my all time fave scenes
Knockin on Heavens Door was good too.
https://youtu.be/9IwnPm9CGfQ

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Topicif i had a theme song it would be creep from radio head
divot1338
07/21/20 7:54:50 PM
#4
Apparently Tom Ellis never bothered to tell anyone he was a good singer until he already had the part.

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TopicDa Administrator of Gamefaqs.gamestop.com, on da black lives matter movement
divot1338
07/21/20 7:01:34 PM
#5
#CancelGamefaqs

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TopicExactly 51 years ago, da US government faked da moon landing to fool EVERYONE
divot1338
07/21/20 5:53:02 PM
#8
Actually we live on a flat earth so they faked the moon landing in the one place no one would ever look. On the other side!

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TopicI got 1 of those 'I hacked your webcam and have video of you watching porn' scam
divot1338
07/21/20 5:26:13 PM
#13
furb posted...
I've got around 3 of those this year. just ignore it
No you need to get to the bottom of this. Have you noticed anyone acting ... suspiciously in the last few days?

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TopicDey ask you not to look dey are about to pee
divot1338
07/21/20 2:42:48 PM
#7
*temperature of river water has risen 2 degrees*

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TopicNo milfs, no squirting, no gangbangs: porn during covid 19
divot1338
07/20/20 8:39:07 PM
#47
FrankGoreHOF posted...
Milfs r old and high risk
Hes right. Also no spitting.

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TopicTrump declines to say he'll accept results of election: ''I have to see''
divot1338
07/19/20 6:59:11 PM
#41
Its like the writers strike all over again only now we get shitty zoom episodes instead of reality bullshit.

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TopicLlanfair pwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwyllllantysilio gogogoch
divot1338
07/19/20 6:57:59 PM
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TopicLlanfair pwllgwyngyllgogerych wyrndrobwyllllantysilio gogogoch
divot1338
07/19/20 6:55:15 PM
#7
Probably from that pic I posted a day ago. Cookies are weird.

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TopicOur future president
divot1338
07/19/20 6:48:11 PM
#2
Im sure Hawaii is glad to be rid of her for a little while.

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Topic500 bucks but you have to take a punch from...
divot1338
07/19/20 6:39:07 PM
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TopicParodies that became more popular than the original?
divot1338
07/19/20 11:55:03 AM
#24
Squall28 posted...
Daily Show became more popular than news among young people.
The news wasnt ever popular among young people.

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TopicDo any of you here think bump stocks should be legal?
divot1338
07/18/20 6:12:28 PM
#3
Fuck no.

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TopicITT Your on purpose bad customer service stories
divot1338
07/18/20 6:08:31 PM
#5
TheGreatGeno6 posted...
Many, many times when I worked at a gas station, when someone asked me to go in the back to check if we had something, 95% of the time I'd say sure and walk back there and look at my phone for a few minutes then come back out saying sorry we dont have it
We were stealing stuff while you went back there.

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TopicDog climbs fence to steal chicken, and then runs off with it.
divot1338
07/18/20 6:02:12 PM
#11
Reality_check posted...
its hard to believe the dog could jump that high while holding a chicken.
The chicken flapping its wings probably acted like a powerup.

Also that didnt seem like his first time.

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