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Can't edit topic titles so I guess this is the one that gets nuked for spoilers >_>

Not really sure what I do in that situation but the kiss is comfortably ahead so it's unlikely that the missing votes will be pivotal. Still sucks though

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Irony posted...

lmfao

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Spellcaster posted...

They fly now??

They fly now

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Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78679813

Result: Another clunker in terms of discussion, but midi-chlorians made contest history by beating a sequel moment. They aren't invincible.

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND NINE

The last Skywalker and the last Palpatine come together (for the crime of canonizing an abusive relationship, and also looking incredibly awkward)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSDeyMSZXAM

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Obi-Wan says he saw Anakin killing younglings (for the crime of being such an awkward line that you can straight-up see Ewan struggling not to laugh as he says it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw

BONUS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5KUDSbk0w

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space
Starkiller Base fires
Rey vs. Palpatine
"Haunted by the kiss"
Midi-Chlorians

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo
Battle of Petranaki arena
Han rescues Luke on Hoth
Jar Jar steps in shit
Chewie gets captured by the KoR

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XIIIXII

How abstract can we go

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The poll is now closed, with Midi-chlorians winning.

I'm making sure this doesn't purge overnight, but the actual next thread will be coming tomorrow.


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Outdoor sex is the best

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The phantom menace was the Russian bots that review bombed TLJ and Solo

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Implied fade-to-black bump

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First bump

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Wife legit works with a woman who doesn't grow hair at all, it's some rare condition. She has no hair on her head, no eyebrows, eyelashes, nothing. She wears a wig, paints on her eyebrows. I feel kinda bad, but at the same time she never has to shave her legs, her pits, her vaj, doesn't have to pay for a haircut ever. I try to see the positives in all scenarios.

I went to middle school with a girl who had that.

Now she's a semi-famous bluegrass singer.

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Because you don't grow any --

No_U_L7 posted...

because i don't grow any body hair

Fuck!

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Crono99 posted...

That would break social distancing so no

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Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78671779

Result: The contest didn't provoke much discussion, but the bad Anakin/Padme dialogue soundly beat what most people agreed was a pretty minor moment in the prequels. We'll see if the OTHER bad Anakin/Padme dialogue entries do similarly well.

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND EIGHT

Qui-Gon analyzes Anakin's midi-chlorians (for the crime of adding a weird, unnecessary science explanation to something mystical like the Force, letting it be quantified into numerical power levels)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=950weSsGdrI

(Ignore the second part of the clip. Maul has nothing to do with the nominated moment, but I couldn't find a clip that didn't include it)

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Knights of Ren gaze menacingly at Chewbacca's back (for the crime of denying these villains with a desperate need of SOMETHING to build them up and make them the least bit threatening a chance to actually prove themselves onscreen)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCqJgmGnUvM

BONUS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsaKaRGjnxE

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space
Starkiller Base fires
Rey vs. Palpatine
"Haunted by the kiss"

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo
Battle of Petranaki arena
Han rescues Luke on Hoth
Jar Jar steps in shit

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I'm haunted by the bump that you never should have given me.

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Bamp

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Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78655148

Result: It was the most lopsided result so far, with a final tally of 55-3 in favor of the ep 9 climax!

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND SEVEN

Jar Jar Binks steps in "icky icky goo" (for the crime of being toilet humor in a universe that's mostly above that)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keOgXPhopeg

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"From the moment I met you, I loved you" (for crimes against dialogue AND romance)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJS3VBZcz0

BONUS VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huPD6VEhypc

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space
Starkiller Base fires
Rey vs. Palpatine

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo
Battle of Petranaki arena
Han rescues Luke on Hoth

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"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
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When you realize you're nothing without this stale gimmick, I expect to see a thread about how you two are together again.

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puppy posted...

You all are looking at God with human eyes.

It's simple. God is good, and sin is bad. Sin is literally the OPPOSITE of God. God creates, sin destroys. God births, sin kills. God gives, sin steals. To waltz into heaven with sin is like a lit match walking into a garden, it just doesn't make sense.

Thus, God made a way through Jesus. He listed specific ways to expunge sin in the Old Testament, through the sacrificing of animals, to set up the scene for his ultimate sacrifice, Jesus. He did it to show how much he loves us, willing to birth himself into this Earth, get spit on, slandered, and struck by his creation, and yet still march to his death for us. Satan himself even said to Jesus "why don't you have your angels come down and take you away?" Because his mission was to die for us, to take that sacrifice of blood from lambs and replace it with himself, and give all humanity an opportunity to expel the sin they've lived in for their entire life.

So yes, a person who writes bad checks will go to the same Hell as Hitler. It's not really the torture of hell that will break someone, it is the fact that you face God, know that he is real and he loves you, but he then says "I never knew you" and sends you away. That will hurt more than the torture.

Again, this doesn't make sense to our carnal, Earthly minds, where justice is imperfect. Justice can never be fair on Earth. A rapists who murders 50 children will have the same life sentence as someone who killed 3 people via drunk driving. In heaven it is simple. Do you know God, or don't you? God mentions that he reveals himself to those who seek him, and he gives everyone ample opportunity.

If that doesn't sound fair to you, that's okay, I ain't the judge of that.

Hell is just reading posts like this over and over

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I played Yu-Gi-Oh back in the day.

It was a poorly designed game from the get-go.

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cjs28 posted...

What was the deal with CE Prom? I heard it got real cringey cuz people took it too seriously lol

I wish I could tell you.

But iirc the thread was like 1/3 pure cringe, 1/3 shitposters having a grand old time, and 1/3 people mocking the first third.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Donald: Melania, come in the living room! Let's watch my press conference!
Melania: I can't...I'm making lunch.
Donald: Well come in when you're finished!
Melania:

Good post

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Awesomenesscubed was my date to CE prom, she seemed cool and chill af.

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Matter into paperclips

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"Shower's broken, but the other one should be ok."

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Pack summon.

Tribute a sealed booster from outside the game by ripping every card in half to summon this monster.

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My dog does that same paw thing that he does at the end. It's how he says "treat please".

I suspect the dog was trained. Still cool that he was able to learn that, but not smartest ever material imo

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Guerrilla Soldier posted...

omg you can seriously see the zipper in a frame?!

https://tenor.com/view/dj-maybe-benicio-del-toro-the-last-jedi-gif-12192810

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The topic title could have been "watch Rebels in order to be paid $100" and I'd have to think about it.

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Real nailbiter, this one. <_<

Yeah, I could have vetted the entries more strictly. I was more worried about not including things due to my own opinions than I was about good scenes making it in, but I probably could have cut out a few of the offenders using common sense.

But who knows? The Tauntaun scene could be flat-out loathed by some subgroup of Star Wars fans because you can see a zipper in one frame or whatever. Y'all wild.

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"Umm, let me spread cheer."

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A day and a couple hours late. Sorry, fellas, my grandma died and I didn't feel like making a thread.

Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78655148

Result: In the most hotly debated thread so far, Starkiller Base won by a 2:1 ratio. We have enough results now that people are starting to see anti-sequel bias (without calling out any specific matchups, I really hope the final results will be more interesting than a bunch of ST moments)

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND FIVE

Rey "all the Jedi" Palpatine reflects lightning at her grandfather (for the crime of being incredibly anticlimactic after a nine-film buildup/ripping off "I am Iron Man"/Palpatine melting his own face off for a third time/rehashing the throne room battle/having the solution be something as mundane as "two lightsabers" (I think I covered all the common complaints))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YW4Hx6Z-58

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Han rescues Luke on Hoth (for crimes against... the ethical treatment of animals? Realistic quadruped death? I actually don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about this one, but it was nominated so in it went.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXmp1hLK0tY

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space
Starkiller Base fires

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo
Battle of Petranaki arena

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The_Bitcoin posted...

I know they hunt in packs, but I dont know why wolves got a reputation for being so badass, they lose to most animals 1 vs 1. Wolf vs hog? Wolf vs elk? Wolf vs bull?

Wolf vs 20000 years of evolution?

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Did the ghost say Oooooh

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pinky0926 posted...

Honestly I think acid is cooking's cheat code.

Heh, hell yeah brother --
pinky0926 posted...

Everyone knows salt and garlic improves things. But fewer know how to bring together an entire dish with a squish of lemon juice.

Oh. Yeah, acid. Right.

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Salt, fat, garlic/onion

It's cooking's cheat code

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NeoShadowhen posted...

Active Posts: 434

get help.

We aren't doing Get Help, it's demeaning.

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Around the votes a perimeter create

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Sounds like we should nationalize them.

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Bang? Nah.

Serious relationship? If you're 41 and your ideal serious relationship involves someone who could still be in high school, you probably shouldn't date.

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Sigh....

I feel dirty doing it when it's been handed to me like this.

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Pulysses posted...

I hope monkey isn't a euphism for child!!!!

Oh it's a euphemism alright

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I'm gonna be spanking my monkey later

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"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
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Previous thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78648591

Result: Most people who posted thought the endless series of changes to the Greedo scene was worse, but a silent majority carried Leia to victory.

The winning moment will have the dubious honor of receiving CE's official Worst Moment Ever George Lucas award.

All matches decided randomly.

ROUND FIVE

The battle of Petranaki arena (for the crime of being a CGI splatfest where the Jedi suck at tactics (and also, the person who originally nominated it had specific beef with the part where Mace Windu gets disarmed by the Reek, so watch for that))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut4WoDi-AEM

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Starkiller Base fires (for crimes against physics and emotional stakes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HmWDdmTAE8

Voting lasts 48 hours or however long it takes to get enough votes, whichever comes second.

ROUND 1 WINNERS (losers?)
"They fly now"
Obi-Wan and Anakin spinning lightsabers
Luke vs. the First Order
Leia flies through space

ROUND 1 LOSERS (winners?)
TFA opening
Luke and Leia make out
Ewoks vs. the 501st
Han shoots Greedo

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"Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon."
-DevsBro

We need to secure their phenomenal cosmic power for ourselves.

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