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Topiclmao at paying money to dating apps.
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 4:11:00 PM
#6
Pogo_Marimo posted...
I paid money for OKCupid's thing and I met my current girlfriend through it. We've been together 5 years now and own a house together.
OKCupid is even worse than Tinder.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao at paying money to dating apps.
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 4:06:45 PM
#3
CreepySmile posted...
As opposed to the gimmick you run?
You post about Ronda Rousey every day.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao at paying money to dating apps.
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 4:05:57 PM
#1
"Maybe someone will actually like me if I pay $10 to boost my profile." That's the saddest shit ever.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicwtf ce, I know a girl who makes $4000+ a MONTH on onlyfans
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 2:28:13 PM
#26
But women totally have it harder than men and need feminism.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo beta makes exist?
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 1:55:04 PM
#2
Yes, and they're usually 27 year old guys who hang out with high school girls and brag about how cool they are.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAndrew Schulz: Joe Biden is way more presidential than Trump
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 12:48:39 AM
#7
Zikten posted...
I mean yea. I don't like Biden very much but he does act more professional
This guy didn't watch the video.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember "Brooke Hogan"?
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 12:10:56 AM
#1
No.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe vast majority of people lose their virginity before leaving high school.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 11:36:18 PM
#13
Zikten posted...
Unfortunately I have aspergers and low self esteem. Along with some other issues. Its impossible for me to get laid
Not true, bro. This video will change your life.

https://youtu.be/h6HniS3FIWA

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe vast majority of people lose their virginity before leaving high school.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 11:17:32 PM
#11
Accolon posted...
No, I had my own apartment, plenty of friends
You didn't answer my question.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe vast majority of people lose their virginity before leaving high school.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 11:00:16 PM
#6
Accolon posted...
I was 25 the first time I had sex, and yeah, I was doing things completely wrong
What exactly were you doing? Never leaving your room?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe vast majority of people lose their virginity before leaving high school.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 10:58:12 PM
#1
If you're over 25 years old and still a virgin, what are you doing so much differently from everyone else?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI have no tolerance for transphobes
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 5:00:37 PM
#51
DeathDeathSong posted...
sure i would, i dont mind getting violent with strangers
Please post a pic of yourself.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI have no tolerance for transphobes
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 4:38:40 PM
#48
You talk big, but in real life you aren't going to do shit if a big biker guy says something transphobic. You post on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBlack man shot/killed while jogging by citizens, still no charges months later
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 3:34:34 PM
#33
cjsdowg posted...
So if someone chases you down and draws a gun on you , are you got to set there and let them shot are you going to fight for your life.
The details here matter. If they pointed the shotgun at him, that's a crime. If they didn't point the shotgun at him, he shouldn't have attacked.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBlack man shot/killed while jogging by citizens, still no charges months later
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 3:27:41 PM
#26
Do we know for a fact that he WASN'T the burglar?

He behaved aggressively and tried to grab a shotgun instead of saying "I'm not the burglar." That leads me to believe he could actually be the burglar.

The moment he started a fight with someone who had a gun was the moment he fucked up, regardless of whether he was the burglar or not.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack to not get pulled over.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 3:23:12 PM
#1
Place a "Blue Lives Matter" bumper sticker on your car.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThink about just how many hot girls exist.
Orlando_Jordan
05/04/20 1:12:00 PM
#1
And whether a single one wants to have sex with you or not.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump never said to drink bleach or inject Lysol.
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 10:38:07 PM
#8
HylianFox posted...
You're right.

Trump said to inject bleach and drink Lysol
no

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump never said to drink bleach or inject Lysol.
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 10:37:47 PM
#7
Wariodorf posted...
This is hysterical coming from you
Why?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump never said to drink bleach or inject Lysol.
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 10:16:01 PM
#1
Not sure why people have to make things up.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShould we keep bats contained to prevent another COVID-19?
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 9:23:15 PM
#3
Crono99 posted...
Bats have been around forever and we've never have problems until now, no?
Rabies is also a problem.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShould we keep bats contained to prevent another COVID-19?
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 9:22:19 PM
#1
We could capture them and remove them from the wild, and make them only available in human captivity.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHot girls cheat.
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 9:15:14 PM
#1
That's just a fact of life.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy does Tinder use 10/10 women for their fake profiles?
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 5:49:51 PM
#5
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
If it was 7 or 8 they might fool more people.
Why are you giving them ideas?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic*Economy is stronger than it has been in 20+ years*
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 5:49:00 PM
#1
CE: It's not because of Trump's policies over the last 3 years.

*Coronavirus causes sudden severe economic decline*

CE: This is Trump's fault.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you rather be friends with a virgin, or Chad?
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 5:41:34 PM
#1
I'd rather be friends with Chad, tbh. The virgin would either be deeply religious, or have problems with social skills.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSure fire method to keep covid deaths waaaaaay down
Orlando_Jordan
05/03/20 5:37:01 PM
#2
While it's easy to criticize a lot of these folks for putting their (and others') health at risk just to catch some rays -- the reality is becoming more and more apparent ... a lot of these people have it rough, and are just trying to cope. This is a complicated situation.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHas anyone put on a Batman costume and done vigilante justice?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 2:24:17 PM
#8
coinstarcad posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5DH6RCj1_E
This guy has a girl who wants to marry him, but almost nobody on CE does. lmao.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHas anyone put on a Batman costume and done vigilante justice?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 2:00:01 PM
#5
lilORANG posted...
Unfortunately, irl billionaires tend to be old or out of shape, or both.
But he doesn't have to be a billionaire. Sure, he won't have as much cutting edge technology, but he could still save people in alleys and stuff.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is Duncanwii constantly warned?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 1:56:24 PM
#18
a-c-a-b posted...
Just you talking about another person on here shit posting.
I never claimed I didn't shitpost.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is Duncanwii constantly warned?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 1:53:03 PM
#15
a-c-a-b posted...
Hot take from the guy who constantly posts about "Chads" and "incels"
Was this supposed to be some kind of "gotcha" moment? Because I don't get it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is Duncanwii constantly warned?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 1:49:08 PM
#7
He makes shitposts about nukes and the coronavirus, and NEVER learns.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHas anyone put on a Batman costume and done vigilante justice?
Orlando_Jordan
05/01/20 1:48:06 PM
#1
That would be pretty cool.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBiden says he'll keep US embassy in Jerusalem if elected
Orlando_Jordan
04/29/20 8:08:59 PM
#12
Biden is going to get destroyed in the debates.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember "Death Stranding"?
Orlando_Jordan
04/29/20 8:02:03 PM
#1
no

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicApparently, girls straight up ignore ugly guys.
Orlando_Jordan
04/29/20 4:21:26 PM
#1
If I say hi, I'll at least get a reply back. But apparently, ugly guys just get left on read, opened, or delivered.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMan takes off shirt to reveal peak human physcique
Orlando_Jordan
04/29/20 3:06:01 PM
#7
He's a master of the force.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you didn't have a GF before the quarantine, and you don't have one now...
Orlando_Jordan
04/29/20 3:01:32 PM
#1
Try not to get your hopes too high for after the quarantine ends.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDoctors are a scam unless they're doing ER work.
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 9:19:37 PM
#1
9/10 times if you go to a doctor about pain, theyll say just take 2 ibuprofen a day as needed and you should heal up in no time. Thatll be $130.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWas Dabura a cuck?
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 1:12:20 PM
#1
He was always like "But master Babidi!"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat if chimpanzees have it all figured out?
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 1:08:53 PM
#1
Maybe they would rather hang out with friends and eat bananas for free instead of working 40 hours a week to make the 1% richer.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWho is stronger physically: Jason Voorhees, the Predator or the Terminator?
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 1:47:49 AM
#7
im not 13 posted...
Isn't Jason immortal and magical? Pretty sure he can kill both of them
lmao, nobody voted for him, not even you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy don't you have a beautiful girlfriend?
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 12:32:03 AM
#1
What's your excuse?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$1,200 but you have to be a hardcore Trump supporter for a year
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 12:26:31 AM
#17
OpenShut posted...
Lmao, no
It's high-IQ to not want a perverted man with dementia (Joe Biden) to lead this country.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topictrump: reporters need to return their noble prizes for covering the russia hoax
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 12:04:49 AM
#20
DarthAragorn posted...
Oh shit I completely forgot I ignored him until now lmao

Nothing of value was lost
From: A self-proclaimed virgin.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topictrump: reporters need to return their noble prizes for covering the russia hoax
Orlando_Jordan
04/27/20 12:01:48 AM
#17
PG_Era posted...
In my fantasy I never learned that someone had to buy, literately buy a Gamefaqs account off of someone but here we are.
You guys keep peddling this lame ass shit as if it's going to keep me up at night.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$1,200 but you have to be a hardcore Trump supporter for a year
Orlando_Jordan
04/26/20 11:59:34 PM
#15
OpenShut posted...
Fuck no. I'd need to at least halve my IQ for this to be ok
It actually works something like this.

High IQ: Trump supporters/Trump haters who back up their opinions with sources and logic.
Low IQ: Trump supporters/Trump haters who don't think critically at all.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$1,200 but you have to be a hardcore Trump supporter for a year
Orlando_Jordan
04/26/20 11:54:13 PM
#12
Deal. All I have to do is defend Trump if someone posts annoying anti-Trump posts. Then they'll unfriend me, or I can unfriend them to make less work for myself.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhite Privilege is being able to flaunt a stay at home order
Orlando_Jordan
04/26/20 11:52:26 PM
#9
As a black man, I just want to point out that most of these protests are happening in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, not NYC or the bay area.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topictrump: reporters need to return their noble prizes for covering the russia hoax
Orlando_Jordan
04/26/20 11:50:42 PM
#14
OpenShut posted...
Butthurt Trumper detected!
Ridiculous hypothetical scenarios mean nothing.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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