Lurker > Orlando_Jordan

Kolibri X posted...

> Topical pandemic subject matter
> Lots o gay secks
> A dash of orange man bad political undertones

That would at least be nominated for a few Oscars.

Exactly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

MabusIncarnate posted...

Durr why do I get warned all the time? Mods out to get me, etc.

There IS a mod out to get me.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It should be about a straight guy whose girlfriend stops texting him back and leaves him for a Chad, and then the Chad who didn't know she was taken finds out and leaves the girl, and tries to make it up to the guy, and they start hanging out, and they both make the switch. I think this could be a big movie, almost like Titanic.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Equally annoying are NEETs who insist they're "saving lives" by eating Cheetos and playing video games all day.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

White women are finally getting called out for not actually being oppressed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Can another mod look into it? I got warned for "abusive behavior" because I said the average man has poor game with women. That's NOT abusive behavior.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Zikten posted...

only in video games.

https://youtu.be/1pP1LAqPZas?t=35

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

No, I'm not a criminal.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I think a president should be a man with life experience and wisdom, like Abraham Lincoln.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

IDK what a simp is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Apparently, 10+ years ago, I made him mad somehow. He won't even say why he's mad. He just spends every waking moment trolling me.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

They want the girl you want. They want the job you want. They aren't your friends.

Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Fuck no.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Then maybe you'd finally have sex.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

or Donald Trump.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I think it was a meme created to troll Nintendo fans.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I'm not even going to be able to contest the completely unfair warning I got for "abusive behavior" for making fun of how bad the average guy's game is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If none of them are sending you nudes, you need to ask yourself why.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

RoadsterUFO posted...

What a terrible fucking post, considering all of the questionable comments President Trump has made in his life and at his fucking age..

Are you implying that Joe Biden is not a racist at his advanced age?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Trump: *Takes a sip of water*
The left: Racist! Evil!

Biden: "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
The left: He didn't mean it like that.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

There was a remaster released for Gamecube called GoldenEye: Rogue Agent.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

She doesn't really. She just wants to get away from you. And she's going to try to find another guy quickly so you won't talk to her again.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

They have their own opinions. For example, some women like men with beards. Some hate men with beards. Some like guys their own age. Some like older guys. Some want a big guy, even if he's fat. Some want a fit guy. Both male feminists and PUAs are guilty of generalizing women and what they want.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Is there a user named "the average man"? Because I was literally talking about an average man.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The P5

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Drumpf posted...

I don't know DnD

The original post lists my hobbies

Now Chad has started making shitty paintings and showing them to girls, and the girls are very impressed by his artistic expression.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Drumpf posted...

What?

Having no sports has only made bros more powerful.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

P4wn4g3 posted...

Wouldn't the girl that wants to hang out after be alone in Quarantine tho

No.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Now Chad knows how to play D&D and will be the dungeon master while playing with the girl you like.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Confirm/Deny

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Do UFC fighters get to relax after they win a title? No. They have to defend that title against new contenders.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

She just sounds like a hoodrat. The biggest threat you'd face is getting a possible STD.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Woodger posted...

Same clip, but he finishes the sentence
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o22pLCyj5wI&t=33s

Is this supposed to change the meaning of what he said? Because he just rambles incoherently after that.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

bevan306 posted...

because context is hard

Go on.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The average guy is unaware about the concept of a quarantine buddy, because girls told him "yeah, maybe we can hang out after the quarantine."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://youtu.be/f3dqR9oQ9pE

"If you looked at my record and you doubt my commitment, then you should vote for somebody else."

Will he say this during the debates with Trump?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://youtu.be/k8KsxcwQ6j0

Did Joe Biden really say this? Wow.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Yes, my GF remembers that I exist.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

In the suburbs. It really makes you think.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Sounds like they win these exchanges.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

This is a belief women have. Men wouldn't mind if a hot girl was taller than them and actually wanted them.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

MC_BatCommander posted...

That article was published 3 years ago, why did trump wait till now to claim obama committed crimes

Biden's whole platform is "I was there during the Obama administration." It's a smart move for Trump to make people question how good the Obama administration was instead of seeing it with rose tinted glasses.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Bluebomber182 posted...

for what?

Drone strikes

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2017-01-17/obamas-covert-drone-war-in-numbers-ten-times-more-strikes-than-bush

Obama used 10x more drone strikes than George W. Bush.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

After all the drone strikes he did, I'd say this is fair.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I like to comment "You aren't entitled to a relationship."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Confirm.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

That's a fact.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7