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TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 1:16:13 PM
#36
scar the 1 posted...
The topic just puts you in a bad light
Repeating something a bunch of times doesn't actually make it true.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBernie says opposing Biden is irresponsible; says idk her to his former press
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 1:11:14 PM
#7
I'm voting for Trump because you quit on us, Bernie. If you really didn't want Trump to win, you should've ran this campaign to the end.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicEx texting me again
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:49:00 PM
#44
Oh, this is the "they" person. For fuck's sake, TC, change your number, move to a new address if possible, hide your Facebook or at least block "them," and never look back.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicEx texting me again
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:40:04 PM
#39
TC: "I had anxiety about seeing her again, so I decided to go see her again."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicEx texting me again
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:31:58 PM
#36
Tactical_Spork posted...
i had not responded but the anxiety of potentially getting more texts last night was making me physically ill and I could not stop shaking so I told them Yes, we will go over it together when we are both ready. and have not heard anything since.
Now you actually are going to get more texts.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:27:23 PM
#34
SerperiorThanU posted...
This. It even does the opposite and kind of puts him in a good light due to who TC is even though Hairistotle is a pretty shitty person with serious issues that he is aware of but doesn't really seem to want to change.
Everyone: "This topic puts him in a good light.
Also everyone: "He is a shitposter, though."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat the fuck happened to the Animal Crossing fanbase
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 3:11:53 AM
#8
WTF is "6mnt"? I don't have this game. I don't understand so much of this.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 2:47:03 AM
#25
Conflict posted...
Even one of the guys 'calling him out' s*** on you
How will I ever go on?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow to almost immediately lose self-esteem (as a guy)
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:04:03 AM
#6
So what exact problem are you having with Tinder, TC?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBelieve all women
Orlando_Jordan
04/15/20 12:01:31 AM
#2
DeadSite posted...
Unless it means Biden will get elected. Then ignore them
Fixed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 11:57:13 PM
#20
stoltenberg11 posted...
lol this topic backfired hard
No, it didn't. Everyone is calling out Hairistotle.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 10:51:44 PM
#9
Smashingpmkns posted...
Making a topic about being ignored isn't really helping your case
Just wanted everyone to know how thin-skinned he is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 10:49:52 PM
#5
Pinotage posted...
Making a topic about it doesn't put you in a good light.
I just wanted to point out that my post was 100% right.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHairistotle blocked me, lmao.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 10:47:57 PM
#1
It went like this.

ok there's like only 5 people left on my ignore list yet every f***in topic i make i get one of those people posting. every time
"Waaaaaaaaaahhhh"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThis is the second day Trump got owned by this lady lmao
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 9:59:06 PM
#11
Trump is right. He was ahead of the game with the China travel ban.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen hold you and Chad to a different standard.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 9:19:48 PM
#5
bump

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen hold you and Chad to a different standard.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 6:51:00 PM
#4
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen hold you and Chad to a different standard.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 6:37:14 PM
#3
Schwarz posted...
Yes, attractive people get extra leeway and allowances on things, welcome to humanity.
Then is game real? Or do Pick Up Artists just say "Hey! Look at me! I exist!" and hope for the best?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen hold you and Chad to a different standard.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 6:30:44 PM
#1
For example, if you say "I like playing video games," she may say "Oh, I'm not into video games, sorry. I don't think this is going to work out." If Chad says the exact same thing, she will likely say "Oh, that's so cool! I don't play them myself. Maybe you can teach me!"

Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow is the dating scene going to be once quarantine is over?
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 3:26:29 PM
#6
Damn_Underscore posted...
this is our time fellow CEmen
Want to bet? Women aren't going to want the average "gamer," even after this.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine living in a flyover state like Louisianna.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 3:20:24 PM
#1
What do people even do for fun, go "mudding"? I'm glad I live in Seattle with my hot girlfriend and her son.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou guys should be thanking Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 3:00:06 PM
#4
Now message Chad on Facebook, thanking him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBanks can keep the 1,200 stimulus to cover existing debts.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:56:18 PM
#8
Fair, next.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think I'm just done trying to explain COVID-19 to people.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:52:38 PM
#5
Imagine going to a testing center when you feel fine, and being around people who certainly have it, and then your test comes back negative, but you got it from going to the testing center. Sounds real smart.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$10 million, but you lose one random sense for 5 years.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:50:41 PM
#11
Turbam posted...
I hope it's taste so I can go down on girls

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou guys should be thanking Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:49:52 PM
#1
He's making the girl you like happy.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe stock market recovered half its losses already
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 1:36:35 PM
#6
I told you guys that Trump would fix the economy. You pretended that the man isn't an expert in economics.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCEmen: "Too bad no girl wants to hook up due to the quarantine."
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:55:53 PM
#3
Godnorgosh posted...
Chad will catch the 'rona and pass away, making things easier for Linus post-pandemic

Good looking out, Chad
He's actually immune to the coronavirus. His genetics are just too good.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCEmen: "Too bad no girl wants to hook up due to the quarantine."
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:52:55 PM
#1
Chad: *Goes to a different girl's house every night*

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCan I get in trouble for being uninsured for a car I don't use?
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:38:38 PM
#9
MC_BatCommander posted...
Also comprehensive coverage in-case something happens while it's parked.
No. He doesn't need comprehensive fucking coverage for a car he isn't using.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou're not exactly a spring chicken anymore.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:05:21 PM
#3
DevsBro posted...
I'm a Winter Cardinal
With no mate.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou're not exactly a spring chicken anymore.
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:01:36 PM
#1
Most people on this board are over 30. You probably have a little pouch on your stomach. Maybe your hair has receded a little. And you think you're going to get with a 10/10 girl? Chad has washboard abs and thick hair. How do you expect to compete?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf no girl reached out to you during the quarantine...
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:24:27 AM
#3
brotrrwinner posted...
That they're all following the safety measures?
Sure they are.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf no girl reached out to you during the quarantine...
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 2:23:20 AM
#1
What does that say?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople here really think that using toys is "gay"
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:34:17 AM
#43
Using a fleshlight may be sad, but I've never heard someone claim it was gay.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBernie officially endorses Biden
Orlando_Jordan
04/14/20 12:29:49 AM
#144
I would respect Bernie so much more if he didn't sell out this time. He should've endorsed someone green party.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic500 reasons to respect GameFAQs moderators.
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 11:48:07 PM
#4
AirFresh posted...
3.

They do it for free
You get what you pay for.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic500 reasons to respect GameFAQs moderators.
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 11:42:26 PM
#1
1.

...I've got nothing.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn defense of "nice guys."
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 9:33:45 PM
#3
DrizztLink posted...
Orlando "Women Are Vending Machines, Insert 5 Nice Tokens Receive 1 Sex" Jones
I don't think this. But women did used to value more than how hot a guy was, how ripped his abs are, how big his biceps are. They used to value a gentleman. I'm glad my girlfriend does.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn defense of "nice guys."
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 9:30:39 PM
#1
The average nice guy isn't putting on an act just to get laid, and isn't actually a misogynist or a monster. He's really just a guy who tries to be nice and get a girl to like him. He's probably putting in real effort, but he just isn't actually attractive enough physically or financially to succeed. Yes, it is his fault for not meeting the standard. But it's pretty toxic to say something like "nice guys aren't actually nice."


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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you rather have a fat girlfriend, or a hot boyfriend?
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 7:59:42 PM
#1
The fat girlfriend drains your bank account, and the hot boyfriend takes you out to movies and stuff.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBernie officially endorses Biden
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 7:28:38 PM
#91
Umbreon posted...
Is he better than Trump? Absolutely.
Not even close. Biden has severe dementia.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThat one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 4:55:34 PM
#19
Sir Will posted...
He seriously has almost 5 million subs? How can anyone stand listening to him. It's not like it's a second language issue or something, he's just talking wrong. Talking like everything is a question. It... gah.
Way to be tolerant of other human beings.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThat one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 4:54:07 PM
#17
It's very mature to make fun of the way someone speaks. I'm sure he can change it tomorrow if he wanted to.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicEB2's theme song.
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 4:52:15 PM
#3
bump

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour girlfriend: "Him and I are just friends."
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 4:45:56 PM
#1
Him:

https://i.imgur.com/JkJGsxL.jpg

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicb-list 90s platformers had shit like "Move Over, Mario" on the cover
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 3:08:12 PM
#30
SMAP- posted...
I mean, this was a real trend regardless
Why did you make the quote from Nintendo Official Magazine? The OP said "a gaming mag that no one had ever heard of."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicb-list 90s platformers had shit like "Move Over, Mario" on the cover
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 1:57:07 AM
#21
YellowSUV posted...
The Move over Mario bit is from the 40 Winks game posted (since it was originally an N64 game, but wasn't released on the Nintendo 64 until 2019, no joke).
Why on Earth would they release an N64 game in 2019?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicb-list 90s platformers had shit like "Move Over, Mario" on the cover
Orlando_Jordan
04/13/20 1:32:52 AM
#10
SMAP- posted...
Case in point
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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