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TopicWeird shit you see on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
05/08/20 12:14:33 AM
#3
Fat girls with an uncomfortably close selfie.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWeird shit you see on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
05/08/20 12:10:40 AM
#2
Another one. Girls who have a picture of them with a guy. It makes her seem even easier than the girls posting sexy pics.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWeird shit you see on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
05/08/20 12:07:49 AM
#1
Girls who have every picture of them in BMX gear. Like...okay. In your mind, does that look hot? You're on a fucking hookup app.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAny time a company won't give me a refund, I do a chargeback.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 10:46:33 PM
#5
A lot of millennials are afraid to stand up to companies. It's sad. You all may dislike Karens because they make your job harder, but at least they're assertive and not pushovers.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAny time a company won't give me a refund, I do a chargeback.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 10:39:18 PM
#1
If I'm not satisfied with a service, they're giving me a refund whether they like it or not. That's just how it is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 10:27:36 PM
#28
AzNDarkSamurai posted...
A big part of being management is knowing how to talk to people and knowing how to connect to people and a lot of jocks are good at that

LOL @ being in denial
Here's the million dollar question: Is one of the guys who bullied you your boss?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump haters go to restaurants looking like this.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 9:51:58 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/PeY28ri.jpg

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 5:20:47 PM
#26
AzNDarkSamurai posted...
This

Youd be surprised how many former athletes end up in management positions in the job they are in

Theyre typically good talkers and theyre confident so its really not that much of a surprise
I'll never understand why people on GameFAQs like to push this nonsense. Maybe if the jock has put in 10+ years of hard work into the company, he can move up the ladder. But nobody is just going to hand a jock a managerial position for being a "good talker" alone.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 3:10:37 PM
#21
Suchomimus posted...
Most jocks end up having decent jobs.

It's the losers and loners of high school that end up with the burnout jobs.
Nope. Elon Musk was certainly a loser in high school, and look at him now.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:56:00 PM
#14
Peeonidas posted...
Elon grew up mega rich right

Would he even have been exposed to people that would treat him this way?
Even private schools have bullies.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:54:49 PM
#12
Tenlaar posted...
Who are those jocks, so that we can look up information about their lives as well?
To find them, you'd need to know which schools Elon Musk attended and which years. Then you'd need to look at a copy of his yearbooks. That would narrow it down significantly, but there would still be guesswork as to which jocks bullied him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe jocks who bullied Elon Musk now flip burgers at McDonald's.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:51:23 PM
#1
And Elon is a billionaire with a hot goth GF.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBlack people are 4.2 times more likely to die from covid-19 than white people.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:29:57 PM
#10
Well, at least my girlfriend is more likely to survive. She's white.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel bad for incels.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:26:25 PM
#12
Austin_Era_II posted...
Lower your standards and ask over 1000 women for a drink. 1 is bound to say yes.
Bullet_Wing said he was rejected by over 1000 women in a documentary. He went by his 4 Chan name "Advanced."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel bad for incels.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:11:29 PM
#5
Suchomimus posted...
Incels have existed all throughout history. But we had prostitutes to alleviate the problem.

Now we don't. Legalize the ladies of the night for these lonely souls.
How will that help incels who are unlovable?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel bad for incels.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:10:00 PM
#1
The ones who are desperate for sex are funny. But it's just depressing when they wish someone would love them, but nobody does, because they're too ugly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThirsty dudes are always trying to get at my GF.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 12:57:39 PM
#7
Turbam posted...
Aren't you like 4'9"?
I'm 6'4."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThirsty dudes are always trying to get at my GF.
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 12:55:09 PM
#1
When she tells them she has a boyfriend, they say "He won't know." As if she actually wants to sleep with a random dude messaging her on Insta.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you believe there is truth to the Joe Biden sexual assault allegations?
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 12:48:38 PM
#86
Trump was trying to sound like a confident, desirable alpha male. That's all. If Trump tried to kiss a woman and she didn't want it, she would move away.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you believe there is truth to the Joe Biden sexual assault allegations?
Orlando_Jordan
05/07/20 2:07:46 AM
#48
Scotty_Rogers posted...
He didn't say "she couldnt stop me". He said "they let me do it" which doesn't translate to "they can't stop me". @UnfairRepresent Stop misconstruing statements to push your bullshit agenda; it's ambiguous
Scotty_Rogers has been on point lately.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour son is an 18 year old virgin who makes the duckface in all his pics.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 8:50:33 PM
#1
wyd?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGood-looking guys don't get rejected all the time.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 8:48:55 PM
#11
Secretly posted...
She's a cam girl. He probably has no SFW pics


TC, do you pay extra to call her your girlfriend or does she throw that in for free?
I live with her. Try again.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGood-looking guys don't get rejected all the time.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 8:07:27 PM
#4
JudgeJudy posted...
People who make these type of topics usually fail at dating girls, fyi.
Speak for yourself. My girlfriend is hot and has an account on the site we're not allowed to mention anymore.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGood-looking guys don't get rejected all the time.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 7:42:29 PM
#1
If you approach women with confidence, or slide into their DMs with confidence, and still get rejected, well...sorry, bro.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy GF and I decided to make amateur porn for her site.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 6:47:13 PM
#1
That way, we can make a little money on the side. What's the worst that could happen?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you believe there is truth to the Joe Biden sexual assault allegations?
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 6:08:49 PM
#1
Do you believe there is truth to the Joe Biden sexual assault allegations?


Based on the way he puts his hands on young women, I believe there is at least a grain of truth to it. I added a poll.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you believe there is truth to the Joe Biden sexual assault allegations?
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 5:43:58 PM
#1
Based on the way he puts his hands on young women, I believe there is at least a grain of truth to it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicJoe Biden is literally the softest candidate Dems could have chosen
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 5:31:32 PM
#4
Joe Biden: "And the roaches. My leg hair turns blonde in the sunlight, and kids love to play with it."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclol at single guys and girls.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 5:27:41 PM
#12
If a girl is single, she probably has some kind of huge red flag going on, like shallowness and insecurity. If a guy is single, he also probably has some huge issue, like desperation or a creepy vibe.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 3:44:30 PM
#32
UnfairRepresent posted...
I thought was topic was going to be a chuckle and the dual meaning

But no people are literally unaware what "intercourse" actually means....

*sigh*

Reminds me of the time that article said the dog was destroyed and CE went balistic for 7 years because no one told them that's what the word destroyed means.

Watch less Dragon Ball Z. Read more books
There's a difference between "discourse" and "intercourse."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the world
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 3:33:10 PM
#5
People want to vote for this man.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThis is EXACTLY how I imagine a bunch of the guys on CE.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 3:31:59 PM
#7
This is a fake comedy video.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclol at single guys and girls.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 3:15:45 PM
#9
The23rdMagus posted...
Or hey, maybe I'm in lockdown with my cat and still emotionally recovering from a previous incompatibility, which totally doesn't fit this women-as-a-hivemind thing.

But yeah, let's go with your theory.
Chad is in lockdown with a super hot girl he just met on Tinder.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicElon Musk has a goth GF, unlike CE.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 2:58:01 PM
#8
Tyranthraxus posted...
Orlando_Jordan bought a GameFAQs account. Any criticism of CE from him is invalid.
Prove it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicElon Musk has a goth GF, unlike CE.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 2:52:05 PM
#1
Any criticism of him from CE is invalid.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou know one of the bad things about these Covid cancellations?
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 2:38:18 PM
#3
Do you actually do this?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclol at single guys and girls.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 1:36:43 PM
#1
If you're single, that means you can't meet the standard the other gender has.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMeetMe is the perfect social media site.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 1:18:27 PM
#4
CruelBuffalo posted...
Whats TS?
Apparently, it stands for transsexual.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMeetMe is the perfect social media site.
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 1:09:38 PM
#1
If you want someone with "TS" in front of their name to slide into your DMs.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topictwitch girl refuses to kiss her mod
Orlando_Jordan
05/06/20 12:16:45 AM
#46
He should've realized he isn't Chad and never tried.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMods: "No one is allowed to have a different opinion than me."
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 11:58:48 PM
#1
Mods: "Opinions other than mine must be punished."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you think bots are trying to get progressive people to not vote Biden
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 11:57:43 PM
#4
teepan95 posted...
I sympathize with anyone not wanting to vote for an alleged rapist

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topictwitch girl refuses to kiss her mod
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 11:12:43 PM
#35
LOL at that incel failing at life.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen out there are desperate for a boyfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 10:52:03 PM
#1
But you just can't meet the standard.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo people actually go to ResetEra?
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 9:07:03 PM
#3
obeseexplosive posted...
I don't even know what the fuck that is
It's a forum where SJWs get moderated for not being SJW enough. Also, it supposedly has something to do with video games.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo people actually go to ResetEra?
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 9:01:25 PM
#1
If so, why?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao at paying money to dating apps.
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 4:13:35 PM
#8
AsucaHayashi posted...
not gonna lie but tinder gold looks damn attractive considering they're hiding whoever liked you behind its paywall so you can match them immediately instead of hoping to come across them randomly.
Please make a video showing the look of disappointment on your face when you realize they're all ugly fatties after you paid $30 or whatever it is for Tinder Gold.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it gay if a STRAIGHT as FUCK guy wants to try S a D just once to see
Orlando_Jordan
05/05/20 4:12:16 PM
#3
It depends. Is the guy a homie? If not, that's not straight. If so, he's just helping a bro out.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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