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TopicWhy was Melania delaying her White House arrival? To renegotiate her prenup
Machete
06/12/20 3:31:34 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Signed up for? This is a marriage, not a business agreement. Better or worse. Sickness and in health.

donald does not understand things that are not business agreements, but you already knew that.

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TopicThe President, on himself compared to Abraham Lincoln
Machete
06/12/20 3:28:29 PM
#32
BuckVanHammer posted...
disregarding the ridiculous lincoln shit, what exactly is he touting as his great achievements with the black community here?

He has chosen multiple black people as winners of his apprentice and celebrity apprentice television programs. He probably feels very good about himself for that.

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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/12/20 12:29:39 AM
#304
pretty kitties

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TopicHow are people with a usual outlet for sex doing without it?
Machete
06/11/20 9:51:24 PM
#17
Duncanwii posted...
Social Distancing said no.

That is unfortunate. I hope that in time, you be able to correct that...

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TopicRepublican national convention to be held in Jacksonville
Machete
06/11/20 9:44:30 PM
#9
as if florida doesn't have enough motherfucking problems already.........

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TopicHow are people with a usual outlet for sex doing without it?
Machete
06/11/20 9:43:08 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
I spent time with my gf today and its hitting me I dont know when I'll be able to do it again. Probably not anytime soon thanks to this stupid virus.

Were you able to enter her vagina with your penis?

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TopicBack with another food review! ^_^
Machete
06/11/20 5:33:27 PM
#3
I don't have a jimmy johns near me :(

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TopicSapphireClassic is WARNED!
Machete
06/11/20 4:03:43 PM
#2
mods slacking when it comes to 462 accounts. A recently banned one actually got a purgatory before being banned. It's like they don't even look at usermaps all the time anymore.......

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TopicOh shit, mods deleted the thread asking why GameFAQs hadn't made a BLM statement
Machete
06/11/20 4:02:16 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
We all know why gamefaqs modded dat topic, reminder dat dey had admiral on deir staff for like a decade lol

dis is da 2nd topic just dis afternoon dat could have been closed at post #3 due to post #3 being all anyone needed to know about da topic tbh

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Topictheres a childs lunch and homework at my doorstep. what do i do??
Machete
06/11/20 3:58:01 PM
#6
do this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

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TopicDo any of you believe hulk hogan, that he is not racist?
Machete
06/11/20 3:52:56 PM
#9
he called Kim Jong Il a "rice a roni jabroni" and told him to "go back to Beijing." Kim promptly corrected him, stating "Beijing's in China, you blonde asshole"

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TopicI gotta say that I love Strange Journey's box art so much >_>
Machete
06/11/20 3:50:40 PM
#5
NeonOctopus posted...
Yeah....the atmosphere is aces but the dungeon crawling is pretty slow at times >_>

I actually loved it and it's the only SMT game I've even played. I really liked the story. I didn't have issues with the dungeon crawling (actually seemed not so tedious compared to Etrian Odyssey games and I liked those too) and had some pretty interesting music. The weird demonic chanting took getting used to but really grew on me lol

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TopicTrump taking back Seattle
Machete
06/11/20 3:47:34 PM
#42
Ving_Rhames posted...
How many accounts does this dude have lol

I don't know how many he has but he's had at least half a dozen banned for trolling. Just substitute the year in his username for any year between 2000 and 2020 and you will find many of his banned alts

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TopicIts Wednesday, November 4th of 2020....Trump just declared presidential victory
Machete
06/11/20 3:44:53 PM
#6
donald trump should have various things done to him dat the character Ramsay on game of thrones did to other characters tbh. Not saying anything specific, but in general, like various things dat he was known for doing...

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TopicCountries should keep their borders closed permanently after this
Machete
06/11/20 3:42:35 PM
#4
clownpenis.fart

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TopicRacists don't have to be statues for you to throw them in a river
Machete
06/11/20 3:39:46 PM
#2
that's a good point

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Topicimagine shitting your bed
Machete
06/11/20 3:17:30 PM
#9
Reis posted...
who posted #6

I don't know. I can't see it either D:

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TopicI am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
Machete
06/11/20 3:10:16 PM
#35
GrandConjuraton posted...
but i've come to develop a complete sense of loathing for humanity at large in addition to just myself. I'm a joke and the vast majority of people out there are monsters.

I hear that to an extent, but you aren't a joke. No comment about others being monsters though >_>

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TopicTrump taking back Seattle
Machete
06/11/20 2:58:15 PM
#12
speaking of stoops, while I was out of town hiding from coronavirus, my landlord decided to redo the stoop that our apts. share and it looks good. My "welcome mat" thing is gone though, but I don't really care because technically it wasn't mine, since it was here before I moved in and if he threw it out, I'm not gonna replace it because I don't need one of those things anyway...

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TopicIf people riot in the wake of Trump not getting reelected...
Machete
06/11/20 2:52:54 PM
#5
why do you want deranged donald to be re-elected, tc?

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TopicTrump taking back Seattle
Machete
06/11/20 2:51:49 PM
#10
"This is not a game."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4siRWMULqj4

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TopicAmerica just shot themselves in the foot
Machete
06/11/20 2:32:16 PM
#34
Sayoria posted...


I don't drink alcohol


The last time I did that, it got really annoying.
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TopicThe Red Sox had to acknowledge that the fans are racist
Machete
06/11/20 2:25:10 PM
#35
Odoylerules posted...


apparently the Boston fans are notoriously racist


As someone from MA, I can unfortunately confirm this :/
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TopicWill Family Matters also be taken off the air?
Machete
06/11/20 2:24:15 PM
#8
Propane4Sale posted...
No because by virtue Die Hard would also be #cancelled forever and that would raise hell.


That's a good point. Cancelling the most prolific Christmas movie of all time would be soul crushing tbh.
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TopicBlack American users of CE, what do you think of Candace Owens?
Machete
06/11/20 2:20:40 PM
#18
TheRealDill2000 posted...
I'm definitely not a fan


Yes you are
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TopicWill Family Matters also be taken off the air?
Machete
06/11/20 2:19:00 PM
#3
Solar_Crimson posted...
I mean, Carl Winslow is a good cop. AND a Black cop.


Yeah but Steve Urkle is Sonic the Hedgehog.
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TopicThe_Bitcoin is SUSPENDED!
Machete
06/11/20 2:14:16 PM
#25
soulunison2 posted...


ohhh that was ROD?

i should have figured


Oh sure let's just call EVERYONE ROD while we are at it. RODDD! RAWWWDDD!! *has a massive meltdown* </rod>
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TopicMan drowns as officers look on without coming to his aid
Machete
06/11/20 2:07:53 PM
#133
That is a very police officer thing for those police officers to do unfortunately
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TopicWho would win in a fist fight between Trump and Biden?
Machete
06/11/20 2:02:19 PM
#8
Biden. Trump would trip over himself and probably get impaled through the eyeball on some random shit in the process tbh.
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TopicIf you hang around near a train station, girls will come off, and then you can
Machete
06/11/20 1:48:45 PM
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You should ask them if they like trains. That is a super conversation starter.
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TopicThe following users on this fucking board better apologize to me today!
Machete
06/11/20 1:38:23 PM
#35
Austin_Era_II posted...
Naw they just showed up rang my doorbell and are like "Yo son bend over!"

I slammed the door and called my lawyer. GET OFF MAH PROPERTY! I HAVE RIGHTS!!


How many of us fucked your lawyer though?
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Topicwtf bro I just got a weird ass text from my childhood friend's mom lmao
Machete
06/11/20 1:36:43 PM
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I second the dick pic idea
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TopicAmerica just shot themselves in the foot
Machete
06/11/20 1:33:49 PM
#31
Sayoria posted...
*Holds up a glass of milk to CE*

Here's a toast to ya!


Milk doesn't have enough alcohol in it tbh
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Topictrump is demanding that cnn takes down and apologize for their poll
Machete
06/11/20 1:32:10 PM
#31
Bullet_Wing posted...
Lmao at this snowflake. Bigger LMAO at anyone who still supports him

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TopicMy HS crush completely ruined her body.
Machete
06/10/20 8:56:30 PM
#13
was she your "Sarah" persona, SomeLikeItHoth?

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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/10/20 8:55:34 PM
#268
TreyFlowers posted...
Absolutely needed

I actually cut that post down when I realized some of it was extremely redundant.

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TopicDoes any one here remember Eureka's Castle?
Machete
06/10/20 8:52:21 PM
#22
I remember it vaguely, but I remember Eureka not being all that important/prominent for being the title character tbh (though granted this was a long time ago and I was young so maybe I'm remembering wrong...)

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TopicOrlando_Jordan and Politics is WARNED!!!
Machete
06/10/20 8:50:37 PM
#7
Vivec posted...
Orlando_Jordan is a very old account that was bought/stolen.


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TopicNever knew this Dave Chappelle story, wow
Machete
06/10/20 8:49:59 PM
#3
is this verified?

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Topic16 y/o Pennsylvania Kid has the WORLD'S LARGEST OPENING MOUTH!! Are you scared??
Machete
06/10/20 8:39:00 PM
#9
no Army of Darkness pics/videos yet?

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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/10/20 8:37:28 PM
#266
CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter n treys cat need to meet up and watch tv. Im sure walter can figure it out if i drop him at the airport.

A security team should be put in place, and also a security team should be put in place to protect the security team...

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TopicWhite Republican Says "There is No Systemic Racism"
Machete
06/10/20 8:25:06 PM
#23
Odoylerules posted...
Kudlow attributed high-profile cases of police brutality to some very bad apples

I asked myself if this was from an onion article or if it was from real life.

I answered yes.

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Topicwtf bro I just got a weird ass text from my childhood friend's mom lmao
Machete
06/10/20 8:15:10 PM
#35
BathroomWater posted...
bro like honestly shes always been super nice to me even when I was really little but idek how she knows Im a drinker. Her first text, out of nowhere, was like (paraphrasing) hey how u doin, ngl every time I see your name I want a beer

I might be friends with her on Facebook but my profile is very clean and doesnt suggest at all that Im the alcoholic I am.

Back about a decade ago, I got a friend request from a woman whose name I didn't recognize, and when I investigated further, I discovered that she wasn't anywhere near me. I thought she was just some random so I didn't except her request. She also looked older, and the idea of a childhood friend's mother would have made perfect sense and I did consider that but her name wasn't recognizable at all. I never got a message from her, or any further contact. Almost a decade later, I heard her name in a conversation and it fucking blew my mind because I finally got my answer, randomly and out of nowhere... (spoilers it's not actually interesting though and this story is completely mundane, boring and g rated)... it turns out she is a sort of distant relative and family friend that I don't even know, but she knows who I am given my last name... She is the ex-wife of the brother of one of my aunts by marriage, so my mother's brother's wife's brother's ex-wife >_>, and was also a family friend because they all hung out in college. I have either never met her or possibly met her once when I was like 5ish. Needless to say I did finally accept her friend request when I found out, but that was after I pretty much stopped going on facebook. She probably wondered what the fuck took me so long and why I actually did add her after so many years of leaving the request hanging...

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TopicJK Rowling hits back against trans activists by revealing sex assault hell
Machete
06/10/20 7:58:53 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Daily Mail

I had a million thoughts when I clicked on this topic and they can all be collectively summarized by these two words

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TopicTyler the Creator poses for a nice picture with President Trump
Machete
06/10/20 7:06:38 PM
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lmao Taco with the diversion

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