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TopicAmerica just shot themselves in the foot
Machete
06/10/20 7:05:15 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Surprised that there are people here who don't know about the FF13 copypasta.

I have not played FF13

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TopicDefund my DICK!
Machete
06/10/20 6:48:04 PM
#6
error, dick not found

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TopicScofieldReturns is suspended
Machete
06/10/20 6:46:50 PM
#5
\_()_/

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TopicABC News: Top 20 'Whitest' and 'Blackest' Names
Machete
06/10/20 4:52:04 PM
#7
SomeGuyUO posted...


Katelyn
Caitlin
Kaitlin
Kaitlyn

lol

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TopicNASCAR just banned the confederate flag.
Machete
06/10/20 4:50:41 PM
#5
CADE FOSTER posted...
good fuck that flag watch the alt right cry bloody murder


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TopicSecond and third accounts on the gram are the stupidest trend out there rn.
Machete
06/10/20 4:40:10 PM
#8
electricbugs2 posted...
Not slamming.


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Topicgood cock pot recipes?
Machete
06/10/20 4:37:13 PM
#17
I chuckled because you typed "cock" instead of "crock"

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TopicApple is now worth $1.5 trillion dollars
Machete
06/10/20 4:28:24 PM
#13
and not even a single cent of that came from me

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TopicLol I forgot Mac from It's Always Sunny played an Other in LOST
Machete
06/10/20 4:27:29 PM
#6
I think he was also some random grungy-looking dude who got shot with an arrow in one episode of game of thrones.

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TopicBad News for Trump: The stock market no longer cares whether Trump wins
Machete
06/10/20 4:12:33 PM
#2
But I thought that trump jobs economy dow jones. His supporters told me that.
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TopicDo some of you think that trump was interested in his own daughter?
Machete
06/10/20 3:46:07 PM
#21
Zikten posted...
Nope. I think he has acted on it even.

Edit : that nope was to if he was joking


This
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TopicThe following users on this fucking board better apologize to me today!
Machete
06/10/20 3:38:03 PM
#24
If you're trying to trick me into sending you dick pics, I can assure you that I'm not falling for that again for the 20th time...
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TopicDumb chick posts something stupid on Facebook
Machete
06/10/20 3:22:46 PM
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But would you be interested in engaging in consensual intercourse with her provided she is of legal age, vegy? I think that's what CE really wants to know...
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TopicI just got off the phone with my therapist
Machete
06/10/20 3:18:28 PM
#10
What are mods?
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TopicHoly cow, got 9 deposited in my bank account
Machete
06/10/20 3:07:30 PM
#14
Mark_DeRosa posted...
Gonna go buy my wife a glocky


That's dumb. Buy her a rocket launcher
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TopicDo you oppose fascism?
Machete
06/10/20 2:39:14 PM
#5
Yes, I do oppose donald trump
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TopicPlease choose 2 other kids
Machete
06/10/20 2:36:13 PM
#10
What does being a tuna head entail exactly?
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Topictrump is demanding that cnn takes down and apologize for their poll
Machete
06/10/20 2:32:23 PM
#12
sktgamer_13dude posted...
They hired someone to analyze the findings.

The person they hired is ranked as one of the least accurate pollsters according to 538.

I'm starting to think that Trump only wants to hear what he wants to hear and gets very, very upset when he hears things that go against his world view. Sounds totally like someone that we want as a president.


I want him as president of North sentinel island tbh
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TopicShould the US legalize medicinal meth?
Machete
06/10/20 2:31:14 PM
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Only if they also legalize medicinal krokodil
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TopicMan, Sarah Silverman got a banging body now.
Machete
06/10/20 2:28:05 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
She looks fantastic, especially when you remember she is 49.


At this point, she's probably immortal
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TopicSomething has gone WRONG!
Machete
06/10/20 2:07:25 PM
#17
Lmao I don't have you blocked, friendo. I wouldn't be able to post in this topic if I did. You just played yourself.
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Topictrump is demanding that cnn takes down and apologize for their poll
Machete
06/10/20 2:04:29 PM
#3
donald trump is a bullshit
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TopicThis 14 year old George W Bush parody.
Machete
06/10/20 1:57:44 PM
#3
NeonOctopus posted...
I miss all the Bush jokes from his presidency >_>


The Trey Parker and Matt Stone Bush tv show was fun.
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TopicSomething has gone WRONG!
Machete
06/10/20 1:54:55 PM
#11
Who made posts #1, 3, 6 and 9?
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TopicCould Goku survive a hit from Tsar Bomba (big ass nuke)?
Machete
06/10/20 1:47:58 PM
#18
Fun fact, you can still see the tsar bomba blast site on google maps
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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/10/20 1:35:27 PM
#249
Johnny_Nutcase posted...


I don't like you and I never will. I want you out of this topic.


Then block me, friendo
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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/09/20 11:10:10 PM
#225
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I never liked you Machete. You don't like me. Why are you here?

I would like to forget all that and also just by the way, I had a weird all caps shit lol

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TopicCtrl alt drink. Topic 20? Lets go again. I stole from mabus
Machete
06/09/20 10:44:51 PM
#211
Maybe I got what I deserved tonight. I had been hiding for 2 and a half months at my folks' place and was getting more and more stir crazy. I came back a few nights ago and apparently made it to the local liquor store in time with literally not even seconds to spare. The owner (he knows me) bitched and said "we're closed hurry up!" so I did and I got outta there as quick as I could. Tonight, I showed up earlier but they were already closed and then I walked a few more miles around and every other place was also closed, which I had assumed, but god damn it :(:(

This is annoying. I hope you guys aren't having to deal with it as well but if you are, sorry about it/fuck me/etc.:(

Good news is I expected it so I take an earlier walk tomorrow lol >_>

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TopicPIG breaks into minority-owned business, attacks customers
Machete
06/09/20 8:27:33 PM
#4
MelzezDoor posted...
I expected a cop. Very disappointing.


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TopicAnyone watch Bad Trip? (comedy movie starring Eric Andre)
Machete
06/09/20 8:11:52 PM
#2
never heard of it, so no...

but now I want to because Eric Andre

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Topicwords that start with the letter 'N'
Machete
06/09/20 8:01:41 PM
#12
nutsack

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TopicBen Shapiro is mad he cant watch sports anymore because theres too much politics
Machete
06/09/20 1:12:19 PM
#27
"waaaaaaahhhhh" - ben shapiro

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TopicI got my macbook and iPad.
Machete
06/09/20 11:59:14 AM
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I've never had an update do annoying shit to edge. I didn't even uninstall it. I don't use it and I would have forgotten it exists if not for having a good memory lol shrug emoji
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TopicNASCAR may ban Confedetate flags after Bubba Wallace CNN interview
Machete
06/09/20 11:55:46 AM
#4
Good. Fuck that flag and fuck confederacy
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TopicThe President, on the 75 year old man Buffalo police knocked to the pavement
Machete
06/09/20 11:54:40 AM
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donald blumpkin
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Topicnow the cops that killed George Floyd are blaming the citizen witnesses
Machete
06/09/20 11:52:40 AM
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This is the most yikes I've experienced in a while
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TopicI got my macbook and iPad.
Machete
06/09/20 11:51:46 AM
#14
CreepySmile posted...
People I deal with the fuckery of windows daily in my damn job
Do you know how often I hear "MR BRUTAI SIR WHY WINDOWS NO DO WHAT I WANT?!" and I have to explain "Windows sucks, there was a fucking reason you were all on Macs for over two decades and nobody complained"

But I still need an iPhone


Fake news. I have to deal with apple bullshit at work and it's always much more of a pain in the ass than windows. Mr brutai sir doesn't know what he's talking about tbh
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TopicDo you support antifa?
Machete
06/09/20 11:42:20 AM
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They trigger the fuck outta donald supporters so they must be doing something right.
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TopicHow long do you cook your steak in a microwave?
Machete
06/09/20 11:40:15 AM
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I only use lightning to cook steak
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TopicI got my macbook and iPad.
Machete
06/09/20 11:36:56 AM
#6
apple is trash company
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Topictrump has hit a new low point. he says the old guy that got pushed is antifa
Machete
06/09/20 11:32:34 AM
#16
Turbam posted...
We never should have let trump happen


Agreed
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