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TopicWatching shazam, never seen a DC movie
Machete
06/14/20 11:28:34 PM
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mrgoatthief posted...
looks more like a six foot turkey
I'm just high enhough so that sounds as delicious as possible lmao

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TopicPost and I'll draw your username in my 'Petition to Ban TC' pic
Machete
06/14/20 9:26:40 PM
#150
Vicious_Dios posted...
Just fuckin' dandy, Mache. Fuck.

This backlog is pretty daunting. I mean I can quit anytime, but I like to think I'm a man of my word. I'll get to yours....eventually. lol

I look forward and any wait is worth it

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TopicWatching shazam, never seen a DC movie
Machete
06/14/20 8:06:06 PM
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I approached it thinking "this looks dumb but I think I will enjoy it more than I expect to..." I was right, but I was wrong about how right I would be...

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Topic9 of 11 statues of Confederate leaders Pelosi wants removed from Capitol were
Machete
06/14/20 8:03:32 PM
#10
None of the Above - "Blatant trolling"

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TopicKaren calls cops one someone writing Black Lives Matter on his own property.
Machete
06/14/20 7:48:02 PM
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Kastrada posted...
I love how in her apology Tweet, she doesn't even address her fucking lying about knowing the owner of the home.

It's just too fucking easy for people to get away with that shit these days. "I'm lying. You know I'm lying. I know that you know I'm lying. You can prove that I'm wrong but you can't prove I'm lying \_()_/"

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TopicKaren calls cops one someone writing Black Lives Matter on his own property.
Machete
06/14/20 7:41:56 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
Inb4 ces Blue clique say Y u cAlL hEr kArEN tHo

I was going to make a topic about it a few hours ago but I got distracted. "Karen" appears at least a few times in the article I read, so there's that. Also, it said it was a couple who called the cops so I would have used both karen and donald in my topic title tbh

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TopicAre you going to your HIGH SCHOOL REUNION??
Machete
06/14/20 5:04:33 PM
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missed the 10 year if there even was one (I didn't hear about it). Would consider going to the 20 year which would be next year but again I might not even know about it and it might not happen because corona virus could still be bullshitty by then...

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TopicIn retrospect isn't it off message that Farquaad was tiny, ugly and evil looking
Machete
06/14/20 5:02:33 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Warwick Davis is a national treasure.

I agree. After all, it takes some badassery to impale some dude with his own bong.

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TopicJournalists suspect Trump suffered a stroke or seizsure lately
Machete
06/14/20 4:29:35 PM
#106
eston posted...


Also loving all the "But Hillary!" posts ITT lol


Oh shit, did someone finally find those emails?
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Topiccop abruptly stops walking in front of protester so the protestor walks into him
Machete
06/14/20 4:26:25 PM
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That's one of the donaldest things a donald cop could do tbh
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TopicDid any of your classmates get pregnant in High School? >_>
Machete
06/13/20 9:16:14 PM
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My stepsister did twice. Her decision the second time came down to "I made the wrong decision the first time..."

I was not in favor of it at the time but I was really happy to be as wrong as I was. She got her life together more than I could have ever expected and my now teenage niece is and always has been awesome and while I'm thrilled I never had the misfortune of having a kid, my stepsister has been at her best from it and I'm really fucking proud of her.

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 9:00:48 PM
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Well it appears to have been deleted \_()_/

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Topiccmon ce, lets go on an adventure together!
Machete
06/13/20 8:57:45 PM
#44
Harpie posted...
I dont own a car, so I need something for groceries

I don't either so I've been using bags and baskets but now I'm wondering if maybe you know things I don't lol >_>

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:54:32 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Arent you the same guy in this topic that only posted the story to make your anti cop post? Thats right. Liar and credibility ruined

I reposted a previous topic from a known agitator that I tentatively agreed with simply to mention someone else who got warned for saying stupid shit... and then I made a Game of Thrones joke that was appreciated by its recipient user.

Honestly, I'm not really all that anti-cop. I mean if yinz are gonna do dumb shit, I'm gonna be against it... but the more important base fact is that I never learned to respect law enforcement because law enforcement never was able to display a genuine mental advantage over me that I could be surprised by in such a way that my respect would be offered. The problem lies in the fact that while beating you folks is easy for certain folks, it's much more difficult for others and mental capabilities are not the the defining factor.

Maybe you should go ahead and tell me more about me. Maybe that will help your cause...

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:36:47 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
I dont respond to tags, I aint your bitch

Check out this guy right here and whatever all that random stuff was that he just stuck down his pants to make that little attempted intimidation gesture thing lmao...

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:25:11 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Im not gonna lie...I chuckled a bit.

I've been feeling various kinds of silly these days lol

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:20:31 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Lol shut the fuck up, you...

I would ask you to make me but I know you look like Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane.

that being said, make me \_()_/

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:17:36 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
A taser

Okay...

scorpion41 posted...
in the wrong hands,

Go on...

scorpion41 posted...
in this case a fleeing perp.

you're getting colder now :/

scorpion41 posted...
Police

There we go. Boom goes the dynamite.

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TopicBlack man shot for evading police after failing sobriety check
Machete
06/13/20 8:11:53 PM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78769232

I wonder why a certain someone in that topic was warned

(No I don't. I saw earlier today)

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Topiccmon ce, lets go on an adventure together!
Machete
06/13/20 8:07:41 PM
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Harpie posted...
I was there yesterday, you shouldve said something then!

Also does it LOOK like I got the money to order out? Im walking to the store with my own cart lmao

Did you really make your own cart? I turned my head sideways for a better look but I still couldn't tell :/

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TopicTrump is now talking to himself on Twitter
Machete
06/13/20 6:20:35 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
If you forgot to switch alts was a person

@gwwak @CarrieChan @DragonGirlYuki


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TopicFox News published digitally altered, misleading images regarding Seattle protes
Machete
06/13/20 6:17:04 PM
#15
Is that the one where they got trolled with a Monty Python joke that they didn't get?

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TopicWhy are people going nuts over Dave Chapelle's new "special"?
Machete
06/13/20 4:40:03 PM
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My thoughts on his new special can be summarized as... I have not seen it

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TopicCop gets FIRED for being anti-gay and racist. Also defended confederate flag.
Machete
06/13/20 4:31:03 PM
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what a donald

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Topicwhat are your biggest cultural blackholes/blindspots?
Machete
06/13/20 4:13:56 PM
#6
GhettoFlip posted...
i've never seen a single episode of Spongebob or The Office, never seen (let alone read) a Harry Potter movie except for the first one

I read three harry potter movies. I've seen most of the office but fairly recently and I don't like sponge bob but I've seen some amusing parodies on youtube

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TopicBest Black Mirror episode?
Machete
06/13/20 4:11:48 PM
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The museum one was probably my favorite but most episodes are contenders in their own way.

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TopicShould I get revenge on my boss? I can fuck up his whole business with one email
Machete
06/13/20 4:06:11 PM
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Use your Muay Thai skills and kick him really hard in the penis. Then he will know not to mess with you.

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TopicSorry, Olivia Benson is cancelled too
Machete
06/12/20 11:18:03 PM
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I have not heard of this but it sounds stupid lol

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TopicNew Biden ad
Machete
06/12/20 8:23:43 PM
#37
Tyranthraxus posted...
Guys please. Dill and DiffEq aren't right wingers they are parody gimmick accounts. You are literally having an argument with The Onion or Babylonbee.

And yet Dill has lost many alts to his gimmick dedication. Can't say the same about DE unfortunately...

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TopicBrutai aka CreepySmile owes Mrduckbear an apology
Machete
06/12/20 7:10:50 PM
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I've had both of them as well as TC on ignore/block at one point or another and I've never been one to deny how quickly I tend to lose patience with people more quickly than I should, but I agree with the premise of this topic and ideally I would like to see us all be at least civil to one another even if we can't all be friends/drinking buddies/etc. Brutai can be a bit quick to judge at times, but so can I and so can everyone. He's misjudged me at times and I shake my finger at that but I've misjudged him too. I can appreciate the dude's work stories and I'm always looking to call him out for breaking character and not making Ronda Rousey references but I never get to because he always does >_>... and duckbear, who I knew as FULL THROTTLE first, seemed like an annoying throwaway account on board 8 well before I ever showed up here and I wanted nothing to do with his "news" until at some point I realized that there was value in poking fun at the news, even when it amounted to barely more than taking cheap shots at the physical appearances of those who made said news. I've been a fan of duckbear topics since...

and then we have Mabus. The feud if it really deserves to be called that, between him and myself has always more been about how things are between myself and his buddies, and it was always more about standing one's ground than anything else, from my point of view at least. What his buddies think of me isn't his problem though obviously, and while I never tried to make it as such, I can't say I was never disappointed by it. If shit is spoken about me, shit will happen and has happened. He knows that though and he gets it and I've never had the sense that he didn't. We just found ourselves on opposite sides at times. In this particular instance though, that is not the case. I support the idea of olive branches and squashing beefs and if you've read this far into this post, you already know that because I've already made this text wall.

I don't want to be overly critical of Brutai because recently I've had a little spat with him even though his views were spot on (they were just misguided in their direction at me specifically), but clearly I as well am spot on when I say that he does have a tendency to arrive at conclusions with a bit of haste... which I say as a pot speaking of a kettle >_>. As for duckbear, his news is valid and his injected personal takes are not in my opinion inappropriate. Is it nice to call people heifers? No. Do the people he called heifers make the news by doing nice things? No. What's fair is fair and duckbear's news knows what it is and what it tries to be. Don't even get me started on the typos. They are ridiculous and avoidable. I still get annoyed by them... however, I'm used to them and I've come to realize that maybe the takes with the most typos, the shitty grammar, the most insults directed at the villainous headliners, might just be the realest and most authentic takes in news itself. We don't need to get our information from robots spitting words at a screen. They have no stake in any of it. Real news comes from real people and their real takes... and duckbear is absolutely and inarguably that. I've known you both for a good few years and I would rather see you shake hands than butt heads.

And Mabus, I don't really know what more needs to be said, but I do think from other recent events that we each understand where the other is coming from and while this topic was completely without context for me before I clicked on it and read it, it clearly got me thinking and re-thinking... and the point is that it has a good message and a message that really should be more prominent now in this times. Apologies for taking thousands of words to express my opinion on the matter but this is how I've always been >_>. There was no getting around lots of words. the point is... this is a good topic and I'm glad you made it.

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TopicIs the progrwssleft splitting up
Machete
06/12/20 3:34:47 PM
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Turbam posted...
progrwssleft


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