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| Topic | The quarantine will change the dating market forever. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:58:40 PM #4 | AlephZero posted... the average man was always unfuckableNope, you're just well below average. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | The quarantine will change the dating market forever. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:44:40 PM #1 | Some girls weren't on Tinder and preferred meeting people in real life. Now the last holdouts are on Tinder and talking to 3 Chads each. The average man is finished. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Audience doesn't laugh at unfunny joke |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:39:48 PM #2 | A comedian needs to keep momentum going. If he says "okay, that joke sucked," then he's going to have a harder time recovering. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Think about how hot pornstars are. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:38:33 PM #11 | DirtyPinky posted... Have you seen pornstars without their mountains of make up? They look like the average girl you'd see walking down the street, just with ugly tattoos.Guys on CE can't even come close to getting an average girl walking down the street. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Think about how hot pornstars are. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:36:13 PM #9 | Duncanwii posted... She blows those porn stars away imo. In my eyes shes a supermodel.Well, that's good. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Think about how hot pornstars are. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 1:08:49 PM #1 | Now think about how hot the girls you actually sleep with are. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | I've never been so happy to run out of coffee. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 12:49:42 PM #12 | Tenlaar posted... That you obviously don't need, so again...? This thread seems to just be you saying "yay, I have a bullshit excuse to violate the stay at home orders and be one of the assholes making this so much worse!" and if that is the case then I feel like it should be moderated.Shut the fuck up. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | 3 deaths expose fears for strength of US food supply chain |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 3:52:01 AM #13 | You knew the day was coming when a single banana would cost $5. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | My girlfriend and I are moving to Seattle. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 3:14:22 AM #3 | Butterfiles posted... Why comeShe wanted to. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | My girlfriend and I are moving to Seattle. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/09/20 2:54:38 AM #1 | We're very excited. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | My own mother wants me banned. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 5:56:49 PM #13 | I for one enjoy Duncanwii's posting and don't want him to close his account or get banned. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | My own mother wants me banned. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 5:52:34 PM #5 | Did she read your topics about chocolate breast milk and breasts of steel? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:49:53 PM #68 | electricbugs2 posted... I dont know what that is.He's a YouTuber who groomed an underage girl, and got a visit from Chris Hansen. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:42:36 PM #57 | electricbugs2 posted... Yes because Ive been asked that question on CE since I was 19 and Im tired of repeating myself. 8 years is more then enough.Are you Onision? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:35:58 PM #43 | Middle hope posted... Are you insinuating the topic creator is a pedophile?When you ask him how old the girls he's hanging out with are, he dodges the question and says "legal" or some other vague answer. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:29:57 PM #33 | electricbugs2 posted... Even if this were true, still less pathetic then buying a GameFAQs account and using it to post about betas all day.Actually, it isn't. Being a grown ass man and hanging out with 15 year olds is sad as fuck. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:22:18 PM #30 | Also, TC is 27 and brags about speeding and hanging out with 15 year olds. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Cops in my city have begun harassing people who aren't self isolating. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:19:22 PM #26 | Tenlaar posted... I don't believe this dumb shit for one second.Nothing TC posts is real. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Trumps thanks Warren |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 4:17:35 PM #35 | Doom_Art posted... trump really is a fucking moron lolThis is pretty ironic if you can't see that his tweet is a smart move. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If you don't write Bernie Sanders in, you're voting for Trump. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:36:50 PM #10 | yemmy posted... If Dems would show some solidarity and not just beat each other up on Twitter then they could get Biden in if they wanted.He isn't fit to be president. He should retire. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If you don't write Bernie Sanders in, you're voting for Trump. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:18:10 PM #6 | The Trent posted... why would i do this? bernie doesn't have a platform with my interests in mindThen vote for Trump, or Biden, which is also a vote for Trump. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If you don't write Bernie Sanders in, you're voting for Trump. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:15:32 PM #4 | Anteaterking posted... This is dumb, even from you.*Biden forgets where he is and walks off camera* What an absolute winner! --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | what happens if you cuss out a mod in a dispute? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:14:48 PM #4 | They'll see it as a golden opportunity to take away your ability to contest moderations at all. And then they'll really hit you with unfair moderations. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If you don't write Bernie Sanders in, you're voting for Trump. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:13:43 PM #1 | A vote for Biden is a vote for Trump, because Biden stands no chance. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Biden is mentally degrading every two weeks |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:26:31 PM #2 | It's like Grandpa Simpson running for president. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Without using the name of another person, explain the case for Biden |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:13:04 PM #8 | He's not Trump. That's basically his whole platform. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Incels should receive government-subsidized sex robots. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:10:57 PM #1 | The benefit here is twofold:
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| Topic | I make 80K a year, have a hot GF, and live in a luxury apartment. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:07:26 PM #11 | No_U_L7 posted... lmao this guy thought "i need to come up with a fake salary that seems high but believable to impress people" and the best he could think of was 80k because he actually thinks that is a high salary lmaoYou can't even afford to wash your bed sheets. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | I make 80K a year, have a hot GF, and live in a luxury apartment. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:55:41 PM #1 | I come here to shitpost, you come here to take this site seriously and make friends. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | How will Bernie Sanders be remembered by future generations? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:15:46 PM #20 | He'll be remembered as the man who won the debate against Biden in a landslide, yet lost due to Biden's Super PACs and CNN fake news. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Sanders is dropping out |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:10:56 PM #147 | The responsible thing to do is to write in Bernie Sanders. I did it in 2016. I'll fuckin' do it again. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | At first I thought this was just a funny Tiger King post, but when you see it... |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:06:03 PM #3 | Nothing to see here, folks. Just a woman misidentifying Joe Exotic as Trump. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Won't vote for Trump, won't vote for Biden. 3rd party candidate? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:03:40 PM #17 | TheGoldenEel posted... any vote that isnt for Joe Biden is a vote for trumpMy wife's son told me I should vote for Joe Biden. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Three options to combat COVID-19. What do you like best? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:30:13 AM #22 | Jerry_Hellyeah posted... What are you, 10? Its not that simple, and youre a danger to society for trying to talk out of your ass with your 7th grade biology knowledge. Why are so many of you trying to speak out on things youre clueless about?They've tested animals and proved you can't catch it twice. As if that was actually necessary. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Three options to combat COVID-19. What do you like best? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 3:07:51 AM #19 | Jerry_Hellyeah posted... Yes, you fucking idiot. Its happening frequently.What are you, 12? You can't catch the same disease twice. Your body develops immunity. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | I cannot *wait* until my downstairs neighbour is institutionalised |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 2:31:56 AM #4 | Sorry, I'll try to keep the screaming and giggling down. But I will NOT stop playing guitar. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Does the cameraman on porn get in on the action? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 2:30:37 AM #7 | If it's in the script. But I'm pretty sure it needs to be planned ahead and the cameraman would need to pass an STD test. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Three options to combat COVID-19. What do you like best? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 2:22:33 AM #13 | This isn't a popular opinion, but it's how to get this shit over with the fastest. Everybody returns to work. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Three options to combat COVID-19. What do you like best? |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 2:00:39 AM #5 | synth_real posted... The problem with #3 is that people can get sick with it multiple timesNo. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:53:20 AM #20 | DrizztLink posted... What's he gonna do, go have a life?I didn't buy a GameFAQs account. I don't know why you think this is funny or clever. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:22:51 AM #13 | GrandConjuraton posted... ...lmao.I've never been an incel. But nice try. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:15:30 AM #10 | TheGreatGeno6 posted... If you don't fucking like tinder then don't use it, go to a bar once the quarantine is over and show all the women how "funny" and "cool" you are.I have a hot girlfriend. She just isn't faithful. The world is crumbling for men. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:12:33 AM #8 | ExtremeLuchador posted... What's going to happen in a couple of months when people can't get birth control?Guys are going to have shotgun weddings with the fat ugly girls they got pregnant. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 1:07:54 AM #5 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Oh no, women have power over some stuff now. We need to hurry up and nuke everything. Let's nuke ourselves back to the 50s where they had to do whatever we said and had very little options or spoken opinions. That's the way God wanted it.Do you want a woman slightly above your league, or one below it? Giving women more gatekeeping power just makes your life harder. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Tinder is a system of control. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:58:02 AM #1 | To even have a conversation with a woman, she first has to match with you. In real life, you could meet an attractive woman and show her that you're a funny, friendly, confident guy, and maybe get her number. On Tinder, the hottest women will gatekeep and not even let you shoot your shot. Men, it's time to rise up. It's time to just say no to Tinder. Which leads me to my next point: The quarantine. At this point, you're pretty much FORCED to use Tinder. Men now have very little power in the dating market, unless they want to settle for less than they deserve. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If a moderator consistently gets his bad moderations overturned... |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:04:43 AM #6 | AssultTank posted... That is how it works...So what happens if a mod is harassing me and giving me BS moderations that I keep getting overturned? It seems like he just gets away with it. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | If a moderator consistently gets his bad moderations overturned... |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/08/20 12:02:02 AM #1 | He should lose mod status, or get warned. There should be consequences for abusing the mod system just to mod users you don't personally like. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | "I hope I get to slaughter all of you" ~ Man applying for job. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/07/20 11:58:43 PM #4 | Lock this idiot up for 20 years for making terrorist threats towards a hospital. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Give me suggestions on how to improve my shitposting. |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/07/20 11:55:47 PM #1 | This is your one topic to give suggestions, so get them in now. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
| Topic | Hospitals say feds are seizing masks and other supplies without a word |
| Orlando_Jordan 04/07/20 11:24:55 PM #16 | E32005 posted... unfortunately their party has all the gunsNothing was stopping Democrats from gun ownership other than fear and ignorance. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
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