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TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:47:16 PM
#28
electricbugs2 posted...
Imagine damage controlling this hard.

We all know why YOU clicked on this topic.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:44:31 PM
#25
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
ITT: When burns backfire.


It's not backfiring when literally everyone's on board with it while you're trying your hardest to deflect

lol, you guys are trying SO hard, yet...

https://imgur.com/g5ZHZSD
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:40:45 PM
#17
ITT: When burns backfire.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAOC grilling Zuck on FB ad policy
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:40:08 PM
#8
"It's a simple yes or no question."

No, it isn't.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:36:40 PM
#15
Guide posted...
Yeah that's not suspicious at all

fuckin' creepy

Right? The dude is saying he doesn't have to imagine underage girls approaching him. That's a yikes.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:34:16 PM
#11
BTW, I wouldn't want to be approached by underage girls.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:19:46 PM
#5
UnfairRepresent posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
imagine a girl going up to you

You're the only one who had to imagine that

Tell me more about all the girls who must approach you. lmao
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGreta Thunberg
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:15:44 PM
#1
lmao, what kind of name is that? Imagine a girl going up to you and saying "Hi, I'm Greta."
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy friend showed me how to get Tinder Gold for free.
Orlando_Jordan
10/23/19 4:08:51 PM
#3
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Do you actually like Gundam or is Heero just a lol cow?

Both.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy friend showed me how to get Tinder Gold for free.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 7:46:36 PM
#1
lmao at actually paying $30 a month.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy biggest problem with The Last Jedi. *major spoilers*
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 7:26:06 PM
#6
It was lame as fuck that he actually died after that. It would have been way cooler if he just passed out from exhaustion and then came back later at full strength to fight Kylo Ren one on one. Then he could put Kylo over. Instead, he dies from projecting himself. He didn't put anyone over.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn my opinion, the Jedi are the evil ones (spoilers).
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 7:21:26 PM
#1
The Jedi are MGTOWs and have some very unhealthy beliefs. Everything Darth Vader did, he did out of love for Padme and Luke.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever gone to a gay bar and got free drinks?
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 6:40:01 PM
#1
If you're a straight guy.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHeero Yuy
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 6:09:28 PM
#21
Heero Yuy
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic...just incel things.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 6:05:42 PM
#18
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
This is the part where I (the boyfriend) confront him in front of a bunch of people. You can just tell dude is some bitch frat boy that didn't discover alcohol until he was in college and has no game of his own. Guaranteed if hes afraid to compete with other dudes he doesn't know how to fight either. Needs his fucking teeth smacked.

I used to enjoy getting crazy redneck trailer park shit drunk on whiskey at other people's frat houses then picking fights with these special kinds of punk bitches.

You sound like one cool badass.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being a top tier Pick Up Artist who understands attraction.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:59:02 PM
#4
This is a top tier PUA text:

Hey...I wanna continue the our talk. To say that it wouldn't work out is crazy. It can go either or like any relationship. I believe it can work out. I have real feelings for you and I don't want you to be my what if. Don't discount it by saying you're b****y. I already know who you are and that's why I like you. I'm just looking for a chance at something real and are hoping you'd give it to me. You say that I'm not outgoing but I'm gonna have to change either way as I can't stay like this forever.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic...just incel things.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:51:44 PM
#10
inloveanddeath0 posted...
Where's the last pic

I don't know.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic...just incel things.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:36:04 PM
#2
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic...just incel things.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:35:09 PM
#1
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs this cringe what I'm going to tell the girl I like tomorrow
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:11:55 PM
#18
...just incel things.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being a top tier Pick Up Artist who understands attraction.
Orlando_Jordan
10/22/19 3:10:19 PM
#1
Yet only gets laid 4 times a year.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm back from a completely unfair warning.
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 5:18:25 PM
#19
GameFAQs TOU explained:

What are the site rules? That depends on which moderator you get, how he happens to feel at the time, and whether he likes you or not.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHeero Yuy
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 5:01:13 PM
#8
Machete posted...
I don't know who that is. Is he a chad or a incel?

He's a Chad because Relena likes him, and Sally said he was a handsome young man or something.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHeero Yuy
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 4:59:28 PM
#5
darkphoenix181 posted...
Tc, think he has any disabilities or diseases?

I'm apparently not allowed to speculate.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHeero Yuy
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 4:57:00 PM
#1
Discuss.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPerson complains about moderation, but doesn't provide details or context
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 2:50:43 PM
#7
If you reveal too much, you get moderated a second time.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm back from a completely unfair warning.
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 2:24:50 PM
#7
darkphoenix181 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
All I did was speculate about a fictional character.


You asked if he was autistic.

I wasn't using it as an insult.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm back from a completely unfair warning.
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 2:20:35 PM
#5
All I did was speculate about a fictional character.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm back from a completely unfair warning.
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/19 2:14:26 PM
#1
Because my Heero Yuy topic was "offensive."
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicToday's gamers are too scared of hard games.
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/19 4:52:23 PM
#1
I grew up on Super Mario Bros. From an early age, I learned that you needed to get good to beat a game. Beating a game meant something. "Normal" mode in games is easy mode for me. I always go with hard mode. Anyone else?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour son is getting bullied on the Internet.
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/19 4:12:22 PM
#1
You see him crying. What do you do about it?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhen incels say "I've been rejected by over 1000 women."
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/19 4:05:46 PM
#3
CelestialVoices posted...
no, that kind of thing predates tinder, it really means that they awkwardly approached over 1000 women and immediately asked for their numbers and they all said "uh no"

I highly doubt any incel actually approached 1000 women. More like 3.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhen incels say "I've been rejected by over 1000 women."
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/19 4:02:01 PM
#1
Do they really mean that they swiped right on 1000 women on Tinder, but didn't get a match?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChris Jericho is fat.
Orlando_Jordan
10/17/19 3:41:36 PM
#1
Dude needs to lay off the booze and donuts.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAlright, fam. It's time I leave for the time being.
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/19 12:15:40 AM
#18
Son_of_Scotty posted...
I won't you disappoint you Dad!

Ayyy fam!

Can someone explain why this guy made this account, and is pretending to have a son when he's 23 and a self-admitted virgin?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic32 y/o Man WALKED 351 MILES to have SEX with a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!!
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/19 12:02:27 AM
#37
And people say incels aren't that bad.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine Batman beating up an incel.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:57:54 PM
#32
Hop103 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Hop103 posted...
That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.

Someone has to stop incels from harming others.


They aren't strong, the media makes them look far stronger than they really are. Batman would be better off just sending regular old cops.

Regular cops aren't getting the job done. That's why we need Batman.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine Batman beating up an incel.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:42:33 PM
#30
Hop103 posted...
That wouldn't be a fair fight and make Batman look like a bully.

Someone has to stop incels from harming others.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLMFAO! I now officially make all my money through SLAMMING!
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:10:53 PM
#7
Is Kenzie underage? Should we issue an Amber Alert?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine Batman beating up an incel.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/19 11:05:39 PM
#25


This is the closest thing we have for now.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think people are too hard on incels
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 4:24:49 PM
#142
DoctorVader posted...
It's a little weird that some of the people who are the most obsessed with incels and how much of a menace they are, have admit that they themselves are celibate or have given up. Many suffer from similar issues as them.

LOL, whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicKaty Perry > Taylor Swift
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 3:09:30 PM
#12
garan posted...
coh posted...
All Katy Perry has is her boobs. TayTay is more attractive overall


Agreed. Perry has had awful hair for years-- and her music is simply atrocious. I'll take Swift's 10 foot legs all day.

Taylor Swift's music is atrocious. She literally went from making country, which I guess was her strong point (IDK, not my preferred genre) to making babby's first pop songs that people pretend are good.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou ever had those moments when you think someone called you out...
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 3:08:03 PM
#4
Did someone say "Hey, you! The one with the fedora!"?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think people are too hard on incels
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 2:24:25 AM
#102
amzpeng posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Someone who desires intimacy, but is failing to achieve it. They don't have to be mentally ill or incredibly socially inept or edgy.

Yes, they do. Normal people can get laid.

you're not normal lmao

Well, I don't come on here saying stuff like "It's everyone else's fault except my own that I don't get laid."
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think people are too hard on incels
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 2:14:09 AM
#100
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Someone who desires intimacy, but is failing to achieve it. They don't have to be mentally ill or incredibly socially inept or edgy.

Yes, they do. Normal people can get laid.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicimagine being in a relationship with taylor swift
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 1:58:13 AM
#2
Imagine her writing an annoying song about you after you break up.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPlastic surgery consultation booked for Nov. 6th, AMA
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 1:31:15 AM
#125
Nice attention seeking.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicKaty Perry > Taylor Swift
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/19 1:27:32 AM
#1
lmao at calling "Shake It Off" a "sick beat."
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember, it's not incels' fault they can't get a girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
10/13/19 5:48:05 PM
#1
Its everyone elses fault.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel trapped in a relationship
Orlando_Jordan
10/12/19 6:03:08 PM
#2
JBaLLEN66 posted...
I want freedom to pursue other women and do what I want, but I just got out of a large dry spell to where I was ****** my ex every 2 months.

You call that a dry spell. No_U_L7 calls that a hot streak. lmao
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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