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TopicSociety has officially peaked
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/19 9:06:42 PM
#32
EvenSpoonier posted...
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
I mean at first glance you'd think it was a kid being attacked by a bus driver.
That's my thinking. Throwing a kid off the bus is a thing that happens some times, but good God, man; you don't just up and literally throw a kid off the bus. Only once you can see the face of the person being thrown off -which you can't at first, because of the full winter gear- does it become apparent that this isn't a kid.

Yes, because this video is scripted as fuck.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine thinking it's safe to pirate programs and games.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/19 8:59:53 PM
#1
Imagine installing software from sketchy sources and thinking some guy is distributing it out of the kindness of his heart. Just pay for the software/games so you don't get trojans and viruses.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLots of women have seen you on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/19 8:55:35 PM
#3
vigorm0rtis posted...
No, they haven't.

Keep telling yourself that.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSociety has officially peaked
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/19 8:55:16 PM
#28
Fake.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLots of women have seen you on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/12/19 8:53:45 PM
#1
Just think of how many have seen your card. Probably half the women in your city.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicElliot Rodger was mentally ill.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/19 5:39:24 PM
#15
untrustful posted...
Mumkey's take on him is on point. Shame he got kicked off youtube for it.

Summary?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicElliot Rodger was mentally ill.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/19 5:05:45 PM
#2
See? Nobody wants to talk about the real issue here: There aren't enough mental health services, and the Internet creates toxic echo chambers that worsen people's conditions. People just want to write trendy articles blaming misogyny or the guns.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicElliot Rodger was mentally ill.
Orlando_Jordan
11/10/19 4:40:04 PM
#1
He had a superiority/inferiority complex, wasn't getting the help he needed, and the Internet made his mental health worse. But nobody wants to talk about that. People just blame the guns.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn your opinion, what's the worst method of torture used in history?
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 5:55:49 PM
#12
A metal bucket with a rat under it placed on top of a person, and then a hot coal placed on top of that, so that the rat eats through the person to escape the heat.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMen Are More Satisfied By 'Bromances' Than Their Romantic Relationships.
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 3:45:44 PM
#25
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I literally don't even have friends anymore so the wife gets all of my depression to herself

If you had a bro, maybe you wouldn't even be depressed.


Lol if you actually think this

You wouldn't know, so why are you giving input?


I definitely have way more friends than you, but that's not saying a whole lot because it'd still be accurate if I only had one

People on gamefaqs.gamespot.com don't count as friends.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDoes "OK Boomer" actually make boomers mad?
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 3:28:16 PM
#9
Villain posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
But is there a single screenshot or video of a Boomer getting mad about it? I haven't seen one.


Videos? Probably not but that's probably due to technical illiteracy.

So where are all these angry boomers? Or is this just a meme like "you mad, bro? Why are you so mad right now?"
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDoes "OK Boomer" actually make boomers mad?
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 3:23:55 PM
#5
Villain posted...
Yes, and that's why it's effective.

It's the perfect retort to "Millenials this, Millenials that" which we've been hearing for half a decade now

But is there a single screenshot or video of a Boomer getting mad about it? I haven't seen one.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDoes "OK Boomer" actually make boomers mad?
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 3:20:02 PM
#1
I haven't seen a single instance of a Boomer getting mad, or caring about this meme.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMen Are More Satisfied By 'Bromances' Than Their Romantic Relationships.
Orlando_Jordan
11/09/19 2:49:18 PM
#21
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I literally don't even have friends anymore so the wife gets all of my depression to herself

If you had a bro, maybe you wouldn't even be depressed.


Lol if you actually think this

You wouldn't know, so why are you giving input?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChad is the Goldberg of hookups.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 7:07:42 PM
#3
Chad goes for the spear and jackhammer, and then it's over. Incels never make a good move.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChad is the Goldberg of hookups.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 7:03:23 PM
#1
He's on an unstoppable winning streak. Meanwhile, incels are the "enhancement talent" of hookups.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"The worst she can say is no."
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 6:56:05 PM
#1
Is this actually true? Because I'm pretty sure this happens.

Incel: Can I get your number?
Girl: Eww, creepy weirdo.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow many genders are there?
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 6:49:02 PM
#6
There are infinite genders, and we should have open borders and no military. Also, only police should have guns, and we should all riot to protest the police.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs Hideo Kojima gay or bi sexual?
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 6:28:14 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
https://i.imgur.com/7FKd6r3.png

Hideo Kojima is an insane man.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI matched with a couple on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 6:04:01 PM
#11
Shinnokxz posted...
But if they are a couple and thats the pictures they show then yeah, that dude either lacks smashing bottoms or is a cuck

Or he wants me in the middle.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI matched with a couple on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 5:55:07 PM
#9
No_U_L7 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
That's what I'm hoping. But what message do I even send?


You're hoping to be watched by another man...?

While I plow his girl? Sure, why not?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI matched with a couple on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 5:48:13 PM
#4
Kolibri X posted...
what if he just wants to watch?

That's what I'm hoping. But what message do I even send?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI matched with a couple on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 5:44:39 PM
#1
What message should I send? I'll hook up with the chick, but NOT the guy.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine a guy who keeps trying to get with a girl after she curved him...
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 4:41:35 PM
#1
Do you know a guy like this?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: You don't have to change a thing.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 4:21:57 PM
#2
Just be yourself.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: You don't have to change a thing.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 3:31:17 PM
#1
The right person will find you at the right time.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI finally dumped my girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 2:27:48 PM
#1
It turns out, she was flirting with other guys in her DMs on Instagram.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShenmue 3 isn't even out yet and it's going to be 50% off on Black Friday lol
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/19 1:28:13 AM
#2
That link has nothing to do with Shenmue 3.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMen Are More Satisfied By 'Bromances' Than Their Romantic Relationships.
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 11:46:48 PM
#7
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
I literally don't even have friends anymore so the wife gets all of my depression to herself

If you had a bro, maybe you wouldn't even be depressed.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs Master Roshi an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 11:00:01 PM
#1
Has he ever had a wife/children/girlfriend/anything?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMen Are More Satisfied By 'Bromances' Than Their Romantic Relationships.
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 10:14:06 PM
#1
https://time.com/4978727/bromance-male-friendships/?utm_campaign=time

Interesting read.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember "trigger warning"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 7:56:28 PM
#1
No.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAlright, fam. It's time I leave for the time being.
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 10:13:46 AM
#83
Son_of_Scotty posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...
After failing my first lab and needing to retake it, yeah it's time I go. See yall in about a year. For real this time no joke

Alright Dad, good luck! Take care and study hard! I'll try to uphold your legacy best I can, but there will always be only one Scotty Rogers.

Imagine making this account and pretending to have a son after admitting to being a 23 year old virgin.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you watch men's fashion youtube videos?
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 4:01:07 AM
#6
_CARLOX_ posted...
lol no. How much of a loser do you have to be to watch fashion youtubers?

https://i.imgur.com/Rxc382j.png
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat was that comedy about the friendzoned virgin?
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 2:44:30 AM
#1
He had a super hot female friend, but she had him deep in the friendzone for like 10 years.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: "I can't get a single match on Tinder."
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 2:07:11 AM
#70
ccidz posted...
I've gotten to the point to where I focus more on working and focusing on how I see myself than trying for a relationship. I don't really have much for getting a date and I'm happy with where I am. Gets lonely at times, but that's just life for me in general.

Would you accept a non-hot girl?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBoomers don't know what the hell an incel is.
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/19 1:57:34 AM
#1
Back in their day, guys didn't complain all day about not being able to get a girlfriend. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and got one.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI for one respect Boomers.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 9:09:43 PM
#1
They actually saved up for a house and retirement instead of spending every paycheck on the latest video game.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSome people are racist without realizing it.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 5:53:35 PM
#1
Like how they'll fist bump me, but shake hands with the white guy next to me.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChad is a great guy, not a jerk.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 4:51:44 PM
#1
He would give the shirt off his back to someone who needed it.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHideo Kojima finally admits what everyone knew the whole time.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 4:40:04 PM
#32
If a person can do one thing well, then they should be able to do anything well.

Because that makes a lot of fucking sense.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy don't pro athletes never shower
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 4:05:12 AM
#6
His own teammates would have to smell him more than the enemy team. He would get jumped.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: "I can't get a single match on Tinder."
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 2:10:13 AM
#9
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Stop making fun of incels for not trying then making fun of them for trying.

"trying"
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: "I can't get a single match on Tinder."
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 2:09:46 AM
#8
vigorm0rtis posted...
You really think a different shirt, a smile and neat hair's gonna get that dude a match on Tinder?

I get that what you're saying is that he's not even trying, but I'm not sure that's gonna work.

It will work if he keeps his standards realistic. There are a lot of fat girls on Tinder who want a skinny guy.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: "I can't get a single match on Tinder."
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 2:08:43 AM
#5
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Marfan Syndrome

And most people can't get anywhere on Tinder anyway

LOL, Tinder is where most hookups and relationships happen these days. If you can't succeed, that's a you problem.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels: "I can't get a single match on Tinder."
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/19 2:03:33 AM
#1
*Wears Call of Duty t-shirt in profile picture, doesn't fix hair, makes weird smile*

https://i.imgur.com/Rxc382j.png
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs there such thing as self-proclaimed "nice girls"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/19 10:46:17 PM
#3
Gakk86 posted...
Are you asking this because you never interact with girls?

I only interact with hot girls.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs there such thing as self-proclaimed "nice girls"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/19 9:09:20 PM
#1
Who are mad that hot guys wont give them a chance?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe violent end of a once-innocent, now crushingly a abusive, relationship
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/19 5:57:00 PM
#4
them
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCan we all just admit that Trump is a good president?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/19 5:40:58 PM
#10
Tmaster148 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
He's an awful president

How?


It's not worth the effort trying to explain how having a traitor as a president is bad.

How is President Trump a traitor?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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