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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 5:36:35 PM #1: |
A tourist who wanted to get inked while holidaying in Bali was left mortified after a tattoo of her dog ended up looking like 'male genitalia'.
Kayla Robertson wanted to find the best way to show the world how much she loves her pooch Penny, whom she got more than a year ago.The 26-year-old from Perth, Australia, said she decided that a small tattoo would be the most beautiful way to celebrate her adoration for her gorgeous 18-month-old Australian Shepherd. And during a relaxing holiday in Bali, Indonesia, the medical receptionist thought it would be the perfect time to finally get inked. After taking a recent photograph of Penny into a tattoo parlour located in the tourist hub of Kuta on April 26, Kayla forked out one million Rupiah to get a tattoo on her right forearm. But after less than thirty minutes under the needle, Kayla said she was 'shocked' after the tattoo artist suddenly said they were finished- despite her feeling that the piece was only 'half-done'. Wanting to take some time to look at her new tattoo properly in the hope that she might get used to it, Kayla left the parlour without saying anything. But after showing her friends her new ink, Kayla was left mortified after she realised her precious pooch's nose seemed to resemble 'male genitalia'. She said: "I went to Bali for a wedding, and I wanted to get a tattoo while I was there. "I knew I wanted to get one of my dog Penny, so I bought a photo of her with me. "He did the outline of her face perfectly, so I was feeling good about it. But then he started doing the eyes and they looked all wrong. I saw that the nose looked weird and a bit crooked, but I couldn't really tell what is actually looked like at that point because it was upside down on my arm. "Then I noticed he wasn't adding any shading or doing anything more to it. But I just thought, well he is the artist and he knows best. But suddenly he just finished, and it looked half-done. I didn't know what to say, I was in shock. I thought it might just take some time, but after looking at it properly I knew I hated it. Then I realised that Penny's nose looked like male genitals, and then my friends all started telling me the same thing. "They started laughing about it, I can see the funny side of it now but at the time I was crying and panicking. Poor Penny. It was just awful. I felt like I was in one of those tattoo nightmares shows." Full Article: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tourist-left-mortified-after-dog-15238094 She then got it fixed: I think people are seeing what they want to see to be honest. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 05/11/19 5:39:12 PM #3: |
There is no way it could be "confused" for one. People are trying to see it that way.
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FortuneCookie 05/11/19 5:39:13 PM #4: |
So, is the dog fixed?
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EliteLevel 05/11/19 5:39:32 PM #5: |
Although I dont look at other mens flaccid penises, mine certainly looks nothing like that.
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 5:39:57 PM #6: |
M_Live posted...
Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick In the modern age? People tweet/facebook it. It gets attention. Then a journalist says "Can I run a story on this" and they say yes. Honestly go to any happening "viral" thing on social media and look through the comments, you'll see several "journalists" asking if they can run stories on it. And people click it, like you clicked this topic, so it won't stop --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slmcknett 05/11/19 5:40:33 PM #7: |
There's no way anyone saw that being anything other than a dog.
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fhqwhgads 05/11/19 5:43:06 PM #8: |
What you guys don't have two urethras?
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Zikten 05/11/19 5:43:47 PM #9: |
That does not look like a dick
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Strider102 05/11/19 5:44:11 PM #10: |
My first thought towards the first one was it looked like shit. It looking like a dick never entered my train of thought.
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MabusIncarnate 05/11/19 5:44:28 PM #11: |
That first tat is atrocious, how do they even get away with putting something with such miserable quality on someone's body?
And no, it doesn't look like a penis. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/11/19 5:44:41 PM #12: |
My penis looks exactly like that
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Firewerx 05/11/19 5:46:55 PM #13: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
"He did the outline of her face perfectly, so I was feeling good about it. But then he started doing the eyes and they looked all wrong. Man who lost testicles to cancer plucks up courage to strip in front of millions. "I saw that the nose looked weird and a bit crooked, but I couldn't really tell what is actually looked like at that point because it was upside down on my arm. Er What? --- texty bastard ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 05/11/19 5:47:56 PM #14: |
Firewerx posted...
UnfairRepresent posted..."He did the outline of her face perfectly, so I was feeling good about it. But then he started doing the eyes and they looked all wrong. Man who lost testicles to cancer plucks up courage to strip in front of millions. "I saw that the nose looked weird and a bit crooked, but I couldn't really tell what is actually looked like at that point because it was upside down on my arm. I didn't notice that until now. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EliteLevel 05/11/19 5:48:56 PM #15: |
Turbam posted...
My penis looks exactly like that Thats what too much anime does for you. --- You want to fight me? You can't even fight sleep! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 05/11/19 5:50:11 PM #16: |
People are either very stupid, or just trying to bullshit this woman, that looks like a Dog before and after.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 05/11/19 5:52:44 PM #17: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick I don't ever click on these dumb stories, so at least I can say I'm not contributing. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 5:59:15 PM #18: |
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick You entered this topic dude. So yeah you are --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 05/11/19 6:12:04 PM #19: |
This is what happens when 8 year olds have access to tattoo guns.
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HiddenLurker 05/11/19 6:16:57 PM #20: |
Girl gets tattoo of beloved dog. Is horrified and thinks it's a flaccid penis
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uwnim 05/11/19 6:19:07 PM #21: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...UnfairRepresent posted...M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick Entering the topic isn't giving the original site views so it doesn't really support these sorts of things. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 6:32:03 PM #22: |
uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...UnfairRepresent posted...M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick Except it does. I clicked on it and now you're coming to me to read it. You're part of why the story is popular. This story is now in your brain because you chose to read it out of interest. You are contributing to the popularity and spreading of stories such as this one. I don't get why you think that's a bad thing, but tough luck, you've done it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/11/19 6:34:51 PM #23: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...UnfairRepresent posted...M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick This is a massive reach, even for you dude --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 05/11/19 6:35:44 PM #24: |
That's clearly a proboscis monkey
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kuwab0 05/11/19 6:36:16 PM #25: |
fhqwhgads posted...
What you guys don't have two urethras? And three balls --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 05/11/19 6:38:44 PM #26: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...UnfairRepresent posted...M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick Wrong. Me viewing a gamefaqs topic is pretty much irrelevant and you wouldn't even know about it if I hadn't posted. Thing is, me posting had nothing to do with the story, so the content of it didn't even matter in the least bit. Plus the story was so lame that I won't remember it in like an hour. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Webmaster4531 05/11/19 6:39:13 PM #27: |
FortuneCookie posted...
So, is the dog fixed? It's weird the dog wasn't spayed until her tattoo got weird comments. --- Ad Hominem. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 6:40:18 PM #28: |
uwnim posted...
Yet you still clicked on and read it. I feel like you're arguing for the sake of it here. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 05/11/19 6:50:24 PM #29: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted... I skimmed it. Let's say I didn't post in this thread. Who would know I was here? How do those people relate to these sort of stories? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 05/11/19 7:01:02 PM #30: |
uwnim posted...
You would. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 05/11/19 7:31:40 PM #31: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
M_Live posted...Bad tattoo before it was fixed, but I'm not really seeing the dick I think a lot of it is bored people at work. I read dumb msn news articles a lot because it's our home page at work so I'm not too worried about getting caught i can just say i accidentally clicked a link --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 05/11/19 7:34:40 PM #32: |
That's a flaccid penis?
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AdmiralStiff 05/11/19 7:40:53 PM #33: |
She went from a perfectly fine dick tattoo to a shitty one chock full of pubes
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MetalGearSquid 05/11/19 7:43:01 PM #34: |
I literally don't see how that can be seen as a dick >_>
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Tropicalwood 05/11/19 7:47:33 PM #35: |
The nose does look like a crude penis if you ignore the outlined head and eyes.
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IHeartRadiation 05/11/19 7:59:32 PM #36: |
Some people are just stupid with stupid eyes.
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gatorsPENSbucs 05/11/19 8:05:28 PM #37: |
It's an awful tattoo but I don't see male genitalia.
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iPhone_7 05/11/19 8:44:58 PM #38: |
At the very most one could say that the snout looked like a ballsack but they would have had to focus on trying to see that and ignore everything else.
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__aCEr__ 05/11/19 8:48:08 PM #39: |
All the best decisions are made spontaneously in foreign countries.
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Raikuro 05/11/19 8:48:58 PM #40: |
It only looks like a dick to people with micropenis
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0xDEFECADE 05/11/19 8:58:01 PM #41: |
no one thought it WAS a flaccid dick. everyone just teased and trolled her about it. there's a difference
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gadgaurd 05/11/19 8:58:58 PM #42: |
Amazing. I wanna meet the people who saw that and immediately thought of a dick. They must be a blast when drunk.
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Ohioguy1980 05/11/19 9:31:15 PM #43: |
That first tat was an F. The "fixed" tat was like a C at best. I would still be pissed. Seriously, if you are going to get a tat, do your research and spend the money.
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brestugo 05/11/19 9:35:35 PM #44: |
I don't think it looked like a dick in either case.
Did the "artist" freehand the tattoo? Otherwise she should have asked to see a sketch beforehand. --- It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OctaviaMelody69 05/11/19 9:37:10 PM #45: |
There's no way that original outline was the final one to begin with...
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spudger 05/11/19 9:41:22 PM #46: |
if your flaccid dong looks like that, go to a doctor.
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AvantgardeAClue 05/11/19 9:49:10 PM #47: |
I don't see a dick whatsoever
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godofwar596 05/11/19 10:32:07 PM #48: |
The OG tattoo is really bad, but yea I'm not seeing a dick either. Those chicks must have some incredibly dirty minds to get a dick out of that lol.
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OwlRammer 05/11/19 10:35:11 PM #49: |
wtf what kind of dicks are people looking at these days
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Leviathan412 05/11/19 10:53:13 PM #50: |
Apparently her friends all know somebody with two urethras, three balls and no tip.
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