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TopicSpoilers: She doesn't see you that way.
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/19 6:50:55 PM
#1
She just wants to be friends.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember "Birdbox"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/30/19 4:48:50 PM
#1
No.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicA complete summary of this board.
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 11:04:22 PM
#1
User 1: Makes a topic about any subject.
User 2: Why would you care? Youve never had sex.
User 3: lmao, burn.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 4:44:59 PM
#29
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
A woman would be seen as a potential target far more often than a man.

Source?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 4:41:54 PM
#26
King_Hutton posted...
Why do MRAs insist on making such shitty points framed around feminism rather than trying to fix problems facing men?

How are MRAs supposed to make men safer at night when everyone assumes men are already safe?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 4:31:31 PM
#22
Conflict posted...

Are you seriously asking me to cite that men are less likely to get raped than women outside of prison?

Lol

Yes, I am. Back up your claim.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 4:19:29 PM
#13
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
haloiscoolisbak posted...
I'd rather be mugged than raped I guess

Are you trying to say that men can't get raped?


They can, but it's obviously significantly less likely to happen out on the streets

Source?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 4:15:28 PM
#10
haloiscoolisbak posted...
I'd rather be mugged than raped I guess

Are you trying to say that men can't get raped?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 3:52:00 PM
#8
malenz posted...
Why dud you switch from anti incel to mens rights like you are MGTOW?

I believe incels are pathetic. But I also believe feminists need to get real.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Men are safe walking alone at night."
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 3:48:33 PM
#1
This is complete bullshit. A lone man is NOT safe in Oakland at 2am.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy GF's husband asked if he could have a Nintendo Switch for Christmas.
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 2:16:52 PM
#13
GoodOlJr posted...
Unspecified_NPC posted...
I highly doubt he's ever even touched a girl.


Whys this the go to insult for people

Good question. I think because high school bullies used to say this stuff to CEmen. So now even though we're all in our 30s, CEmen still regurgitate this when they want to bully people.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic....Yet another perverted female teach giving a minor a blowjob >____>
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 12:35:46 PM
#20
ZannoL posted...
Like, can you not find a man your own age or what?

I don't know if you guys are ready to accept this, but just like how men can be pedophiles, women can be too.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf global warming is real, why is it so cold?
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 12:07:14 PM
#5
If gender actually exists on a spectrum, then why are there only two genders?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf global warming is real, why is it so cold?
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 11:53:00 AM
#1
Checkmate, Shill Nye the Cuckold Guy.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think I'm ready to try (possibly offensive)
Orlando_Jordan
11/29/19 1:11:13 AM
#7
SauI_Goodman posted...
Just make sure he wiped real good.

That doesn't sound like good advice. I'll make sure she takes a shower first.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI think I'm ready to try (possibly offensive)
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 11:21:59 PM
#1
Eating ass.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAnyone else sometimes look back at some of the girls you could've dated....
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 10:27:47 PM
#7
ITT: A guy regrets not dating a 17 year old when he was an adult. Cringe.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhen do you think we'll have our first back-to-back female presidency?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 10:26:30 PM
#3
Why I will not vote for Elizabeth Warren: She's not hot.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy GF's husband asked if he could have a Nintendo Switch for Christmas.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 9:53:08 PM
#1
I told him to ask Santa. This guy somehow interpreted it as Im going to buy him a Switch and say it was from Santa. Lmao
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it possible to buy a robot?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 7:25:51 PM
#6
ClunkerSlim posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
ClunkerSlim posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5pjoUd6apQ

So they could mass produce a robot in the 80s, but we're nearing 2020 and there's nothing better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlcZIBzi35g

Oh hell yeah.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs watching porn a cuck action?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:58:57 PM
#6
In ancient times, Chads got to bang the women, but would allow betas to watch. Betas would imagine themselves as Chad. It's all part of human nature.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm terrified of watching porn because I don't want people to think I'm a cuck
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:52:28 PM
#2
Who cares what people think? Live your best life.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it possible to buy a robot?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:50:00 PM
#4
ClunkerSlim posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5pjoUd6apQ

So they could mass produce a robot in the 80s, but we're nearing 2020 and there's nothing better?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topici'm an old man, just dropped $1,200 on black friday shopping and all i got was
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:24:07 PM
#14
Pics or it didn't happen.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it possible to buy a robot?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:23:08 PM
#2
Does one of those vacuum cleaners count as a robot? Is there anything more advanced than that?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTeacher Has Sex With Student Calls Him "her secret lover"
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:15:26 PM
#15
The boy was only 16. This is wrong.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicStrippers used a dildo on Hunter Biden at NYC strip Club
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 5:13:53 PM
#9
That's a yikes.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm scared of getting old because I don't wanna fuck old ladies.
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 4:58:22 PM
#6
Imagine an old man saying "I'm gonna break your hip" and an old lady getting excited.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it possible to buy a robot?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 4:57:04 PM
#1
I want a robot.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat comes to mind when you read "alpha female"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 3:35:42 PM
#14
Solar_Crimson posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Is she legal?
Danielle Bregoli isn't, either.

Oh, then they're gross.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat comes to mind when you read "alpha female"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 3:30:05 PM
#7
bobbaaay posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Danielle Bregoli, AKA Bhad Bhabie.


she's a chump next to woah vicky

Is she legal?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat comes to mind when you read "alpha female"?
Orlando_Jordan
11/28/19 3:13:25 PM
#1
Danielle Bregoli, AKA Bhad Bhabie.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs the platypus the best evidence we have that evolution is true?
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 5:20:18 PM
#2
How? If anything, it proves the existence of God.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLet's play a game: Message Tinder matches with "Whoops,"
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 5:19:29 PM
#1
"I swiped right by accident."
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls: I'm going to die alone. :'(
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 4:00:04 PM
#7
Vol2tex posted...
It's not about having any guy, it's about having the right guy. A girl yesterday told me that these guys seem fine until a while later when you realize they have a lot of issues and are controlling.

These girls have a guy for 6+ months, are single for a mere week, complaining about how they're going to die alone, and jump right into another 6 month relationship.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls: I'm going to die alone. :'(
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 3:56:07 PM
#4
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TC: I'm not bitter about women
*makes this topic*

Who said I'm bitter? This topic is true AF.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls: I'm going to die alone. :'(
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 3:55:11 PM
#1
*Finds someone 1 week later*
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicme and my 20 yo GF are broken up but I'm getting 1 last chance...
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 3:01:26 PM
#6
It's over, dude. Even if she decided to take you back, she'll probably cheat or leave again.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you like to see more job gimmicks in wrestling?
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 2:31:12 PM
#2
As long as he's a former plumber, and just happens to like wearing overalls, and has a mustache and is a heel.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic18 y/o Girl who SHOCKED FANS by coming out TRANSGENDER is getting SURGERY! Hot??
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 2:29:25 PM
#50
Skye Reynolds posted...
For a moment there, I thought she was transitioning to a male. I was preemptively about to mourn those boobies. <_<;

That said, unless it causes extreme dysphoria, she should keep her penis. Having one is more unique. And, uh, yeah.

That's such a weird take. Shouldn't it be her choice, not yours?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGamers rise up.
Orlando_Jordan
11/27/19 2:27:53 PM
#1
There is nothing wrong with hot women in video games. This BS where women in video games must now wear no makeup and have small boobs doesn't even make sense. Most women in real life wear makeup, and there are infinite body types.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShould I buy a Nintendo Switch or an Oculus Rift?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 7:30:04 PM
#2
Anyone have both?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShould I buy a Nintendo Switch or an Oculus Rift?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 7:08:18 PM
#1
I'm thinking about getting the Oculus Rift.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn UFC, why do dey continue to attack after dey knock deir opponents down?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 5:13:28 PM
#2
Because they have no honor, just like campers in Call of Duty.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy gay roommate had a bunch of hot girls over last night.
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 5:09:48 PM
#1
One of them knocked on my door and invited me to take shots with them. I could tell she was into me. I went out to the living room, we took shots, she gave me a lap dance, we made out, and my roommate approved. I got her number. We're going on a date this Friday.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy roomate is gay, so has female friends. One of them knocked on my door and...
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 3:01:00 AM
#4
joe40001 posted...
because it has been many years since a female wanted to hang out with me in person in a social setting.

Is this a joke, or a serious post?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is it that I see nerds with girlfriends, yet incels say it's impossible?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 2:27:51 AM
#11
Trickfinger posted...
let's settle this.

define nerd

A guy with glasses.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is it that I see nerds with girlfriends, yet incels say it's impossible?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 1:42:04 AM
#5
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Nerd =/= incel

Nerds generally aren't buff Chads. The guys incels claim are the ONLY men who can get a girlfriend.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is it that I see nerds with girlfriends, yet incels say it's impossible?
Orlando_Jordan
11/26/19 1:30:08 AM
#1
I see nerdy dudes with girls all the time.
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI'm going to buy a Tesla Cybertruck.
Orlando_Jordan
11/25/19 5:02:48 PM
#1
I'm going to sell my Lexus, because the future is now. Anyone else buying one?
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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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