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TopicJoe Rogan ANNOYED by Neil deGrasse Tyson's INTERRUPTIONS! Whose side are you on?
Chicken
09/18/19 8:27:59 PM
#2
Interrupting people on a talk show is fucking idiotic no matter who does it
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TopicScully in the x-files is pretty cute
Chicken
09/18/19 7:29:09 AM
#11
Even now she aint bad. They just made her look not so great in the new seasons.

Theres a video out there with some vegetables.
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TopicMy virginity is complete.
Chicken
09/18/19 4:56:46 AM
#11
Pepys Monster posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Got my RGB mechanical keyboard set up with audio responsive lighting so that it pulses rainbow colours to whatever music I'm playing.

I've been a rookie until now but finally managing to worm my way into the wizard big leagues.

Sorry to disappoint you, but girls are probably going to think that's cool. Your virginity is in danger.

Not if he only listens to anime music
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TopicYou guys ever get ripped off a BANG energy drink
Chicken
09/18/19 2:03:54 AM
#12
dib153 posted...
Real men drink the real companies real drink called Red Line

That bang shit is for the birds, red line fuels the handmade donut powerhouse of disneyworld

Real men drink rum and dont have to worry about being tired because theyre not WEAK
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Topicokay wtf is up with youtube now
Chicken
09/18/19 1:44:17 AM
#3
008Zulu posted...
I press 'K' on my keyboard to pause. It's very convenient.


k
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TopicKFC testing new doughnut chicken sandwich
Chicken
09/17/19 11:58:51 PM
#10
Offworlder1 posted...
Not only does it look stupid but these two things should NOT mix and do NOT go together, an idiot came up with the bad idea.

Speak for yourself
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Topicno warcraft classic topic?
Chicken
09/17/19 10:50:12 PM
#8
Nostalgia wore off after a couple days. Im sure many people felt the same so there isnt a need for a topic.
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TopicImagine not running out of the room screaming when you see a spider
Chicken
09/17/19 8:35:45 PM
#5
If you run out of the room itll hide again. You run away to a safe distance and maintain eye contact until you or someone else slays it and disposes of the remains.
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TopicThis Japanese lady is hitting on my via Facebook.
Chicken
09/17/19 5:40:14 PM
#12
Shes trying to steal your innocence man.
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 11:13:44 AM
#29
pogo_rabid posted...
ah gotcha, i'm familar with the roll. Yeah, they're gonna be in a tough situation. You have all the "tribal knowledge".

It's their fault they didn't have a failover. Fuck them.

I kept telling myself it would get better, but its been over six months and they dont have their shit together yet. Theyre a smaller security company that can handle smaller office buildings, but this building is massive and is in the middle of multi million dollar renovations, and they cant handle it.

The only reason they still have the contract is because one of the head ladies likes them and is blind to all the issues. But winter is on its way and thats when we face the most problems. They arent ready for it and ignore all my warnings that shit is gonna turn bad.
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 10:47:47 AM
#26
pogo_rabid posted...
So how are you the only person who can perform your function? What's your general role there?

tbqh, if a company lets themselves fall into a "key man" situation, they deserve whatever they get.

My old security company that was contracted to this building lost the contract because the new building owners wanted the same company that watches their other buildings. I was the only supervisor that reached out and got hired by this new company so I could stick around. They had me train some other supervisors on the fire alarm system, elevators, etc. but they were super cheap about how much training they gave people so the rest of them dont know shit and are constantly dependent on me coming in and fixing things for them.
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 10:40:22 AM
#23
stone posted...
Chicken posted...
In the interview I told them Im employed elsewhere but if they need me to start immediately, Ill make it happen.

Shouldn't have told them that if you weren't ready to do it.

I am, hence why Im asking how I should go about doing it. I was going to just no show but I wanted to see other peoples thoughts.
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TopicDoes anybody know what it's like being a detective?
Chicken
09/17/19 9:22:14 AM
#17
Shinnokxz posted...
My uncle was a private investigator and he's pretty much batshit

For example, when he leaves to go on a vacation he has me back up his shit to an external hard drive. He then hides the external hard drive somewhere in the house, and then he forgets where he put it

Sounds like a mystery to solve.
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TopicPitt doctor claims Antonio Brown repeatedly farted in his face, owes him $11,500
Chicken
09/17/19 9:20:19 AM
#16
Wide receiver but also wide... sender.

Of farts.
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 8:11:59 AM
#12
SaccharineSmile posted...
be up front

dont burn bridges

if you can do both jobs at the same time that way you can slowly quit your current work within 2 weeks so your boss can find a replacement

break the news during your shift and ask what solutions can be done

My current job is overnight so Id have to call before my shift during the daytime
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 8:10:53 AM
#11
AlisLandale posted...
Uh...did you not tell your new employer about your current one?

Most of my job changes I was upfront about my situation and they were fine with a two-week notice between the job offer and start date.

Seems like you kinda goofed. I dont see a way thats going to let you leave your current job without burning bridges, so if it comes to that you may as well not play games and just call in after the job offer saying I got a better job. Bye

In the interview I told them Im employed elsewhere but if they need me to start immediately, Ill make it happen.
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TopicBest way to quit a job immediately?
Chicken
09/17/19 7:52:31 AM
#1
Im expecting a call today from a new employer and if they want me to start right away, I will. But how should I handle my other job? Im supposed to work tonight and they made the mistake of making me irreplaceable LOL. Should I just not show up to work and ignore their calls or should I break the news to them a couple of hours before Im supposed to get in?
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TopicSo my work future wife apparently is a functional alcoholic
Chicken
09/17/19 5:38:15 AM
#8
Dont shit where you eat.
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TopicHow do you hook up with someone if neither can host?
Chicken
09/17/19 5:37:40 AM
#15
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Graveyards are usually pretty quiet if they're not in a city >_>

And any spectators wont be saying much.
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Topicyou think there's porn of Spider Man banging Aunt May?
Chicken
09/17/19 3:35:19 AM
#24
BettyWhite posted...
That sweet ancient widow tang.

"You know Peter.. I've been lonely since your Uncle Ben passed. And as man of the house, you have certain... duties... to tend to." Aunt May proclaims as her purple and yellow night gown falls to the floor. Her body aged similar to a raisin, but still impressively limber as she stretches her leg overhead. A poof of powder emerging from her dusty muff as she crests.

"Aunt May.. You're quite the woman."

Pizza Time.
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Topicyou think there's porn of Spider Man banging Aunt May?
Chicken
09/17/19 2:47:42 AM
#14
Youre not Superman you know
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TopicAre we really going to run out of seafood in 30 years?
Chicken
09/17/19 2:47:07 AM
#5
If they cant evolve then they have no place in our world.
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TopicJeff Bezos is a dub.
Chicken
09/16/19 5:36:16 AM
#2
TopicEx Soccer star watched porn for three weeks while recovering from injury.
Chicken
09/16/19 5:34:53 AM
#14
Was it an injury or an injury? You can never be sure when it comes to professional soccer.
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TopicDark Phoenix has the most underwritten villains I've ever seen in any medium.
Chicken
09/16/19 1:25:45 AM
#2
The villains that pump out X-Men movies.
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TopicDr. Stone is straight up stupid as fuck
Chicken
09/15/19 10:16:17 PM
#14
When the main character survived the sure kill neck chop thing because he purposely left some of the stone there or whatever the fuck happened was when my interest went from a 7 to maybe a 2. Ive continued watching it at times when Im doing nothing else but theres nothing stopping me from dropping it either.
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TopicDo you like the dish chicken and dumplings?
Chicken
09/15/19 8:16:51 PM
#2
The fuck you call me?
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TopicDo mobile posters have the right to complain about your links not working?
Chicken
09/15/19 7:20:10 PM
#4
Imagine walking over to your computer, turning it on, sitting down, and then opening up the browser just to get to this site here in 2019. This website is phone fodder for when youre pooping or waiting for the bus.
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TopicMy first minecraft house
Chicken
09/15/19 1:39:51 PM
#8
BignutzisBack posted...
Chicken posted...
Will you romance any of the villagers?


You can do that?

With the right mods you can have sex with ANYTHING.
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TopicMy first minecraft house
Chicken
09/15/19 1:34:45 PM
#2
Will you romance any of the villagers?
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Topicthe concept of See (post-apocalyptic series where everyone is blind) is weird
Chicken
09/15/19 11:44:19 AM
#6
EverDownward posted...
The next hot property will be about humans that can't sleep.

So my life basically
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TopicMan found guilty of first-degree murder for booby trapping his shed...
Chicken
09/15/19 9:07:37 AM
#2
TopicWho here is playing the Modern Warfare 4 beta and what are your thoughts
Chicken
09/14/19 11:44:34 PM
#31
Is that burst shot rifle still in the game? I used to mess people up with that thing.
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TopicNew parents, 77 and 78, hospitalized after childbirth
Chicken
09/14/19 11:25:57 PM
#5
How was the father hospitalized as well? Did he slip on some baby juice?
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TopicNurses get paid a lot
Chicken
09/14/19 6:05:25 PM
#16
friendbuddypal posted...
Nurses deserve to be paid as much as doctors. The fact that they aren't is one of the major sexisms fueling the wage gap.

Nurses arent female only bruh...
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TopicMan, 2k is fucking me around
Chicken
09/14/19 12:42:42 PM
#3
They detected Steam on your computer so theyre contractually obligated to treat you like shit since theyre up Epics butt atm
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TopicShows that are supposed to be funny but never make you laugh?
Chicken
09/13/19 11:03:08 AM
#14
TopicOnly One Piece fans will understand dis
Chicken
09/13/19 10:50:55 AM
#2
TopicGames with lost source code?
Chicken
09/12/19 6:30:35 PM
#11
Tyranthraxus posted...
SiO4 posted...
Apparently much of the Saturn library.

Certainly Panzer Dragoon Saga.


Saturn library games source wasn't lost it was maliciously deleted by a disgruntled employee.

Resulting in it being lost.


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TopicBoogie stages his own suicide for a YouTube video
Chicken
09/12/19 1:23:47 PM
#21
Boogie as a person died years ago. His body just lives on to continue feeding.
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TopicToday I lost a childhood friend because they didnt get a Breaking Bad reference
Chicken
09/12/19 12:35:04 PM
#9
bknight posted...
Well, you did take His name in vain, so you get what you deserve.

Sorry, G*sh.
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TopicToday I lost a childhood friend because they didnt get a Breaking Bad reference
Chicken
09/12/19 11:41:47 AM
#1
They posted a picture of some different colored stones with a header asking people what kind of rocks they are so I responded by saying THEYRE GOD DAMN MINERALS

Shortly after I noticed they blocked me on all social media and even deleted me on Pokemon Go haha.

Should I be okay with this because they couldnt get the reference?
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TopicCan someone explain this ad I keep seeing on youtube?
Chicken
09/11/19 8:50:59 PM
#18
BillyKidd posted...
There's ads on youtube?

You just saw one bruh
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TopicWho do you think is responsible for 9/11?
Chicken
09/11/19 8:50:40 PM
#19
TopicCan someone explain this ad I keep seeing on youtube?
Chicken
09/11/19 8:47:48 PM
#16
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
I haven't seen an ad there in years.

You just did bruh
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TopicWanna quit without notice. Anyone with experience in this matter?
Chicken
09/11/19 7:11:58 AM
#1
My current company sucks balls. I have an interview for another job on saturday so if the opportunity to start right away comes up Im gonna take it. Technically Im still employed with a second company that I work with a couple times a month on my days off so with some fancy writing I can make my resume look like Ive never even worked at the shitty company.

Does anyone have any experience or stories about quitting a job without notice? Ive only been with them for 7 months and Ive had the second job for years so I think it should be fine.
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TopicCan someone explain this ad I keep seeing on youtube?
Chicken
09/11/19 4:39:39 AM
#14
I dont want booty pooty underwear ads showing up everywhere else. Not worth it.
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TopicWhy do I feel hungry when I play Resident Evil 2?
Chicken
09/11/19 3:46:39 AM
#3
SH_expert44 posted...
cuz Mr. Xs ass is scrumptious

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