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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:12:49 PM
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We met in an English tutoring group, and now we chat and have calls every week. She's childless, 26, and works as a medical assistant and a nurse. She also speaks Spanish, which is a language I know well. It's crazy how much she responds to basic kindness, and it's obvious she's not into Japanese men.

Now she started asking the questions. You know... the questions. Do I smoke? Do I want children? Do I enjoy this or that? When I asked how tall she was she got really nervous and after telling me (4'11') she asked if I was disappointed that's she's short. She's very, very cute but doesn't seem to think so. Oh well. End rant.
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PatrickMahomes
09/17/19 5:13:33 PM
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DeadBankerDream
09/17/19 5:16:37 PM
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Japanese boobies are like some nice juicy salmon roe stuffed onigiri.
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:24:00 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Japanese boobies are like some nice juicy salmon roe stuffed onigiri.


She's clearly got a serious bosom. Not that that's important, but it's nice.
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HasaDiga
09/17/19 5:24:53 PM
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You got no picture.

You got no picture..
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/17/19 5:27:30 PM
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Is she after citizenship or does she actually like you
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:29:02 PM
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HasaDiga posted...
You got no picture.

You got no picture..


For another occasion. She specifically asked me not to share the pics she sent me. Once we get over shyness I'll upload a few.
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LordFarquad1312
09/17/19 5:30:09 PM
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Hitting on your what?
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:30:55 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Is she after citizenship or does she actually like you


She's Japanese, they got a better passport than ours lol
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:31:26 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Hitting on your what?


On my poor heart.
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Hanky_Bannister
09/17/19 5:35:34 PM
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then tell my to hit that shit
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Chicken
09/17/19 5:40:14 PM
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Shes trying to steal your innocence man.
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 5:50:33 PM
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I'll let the wind carry this for a few months before making any big moves. Meanwhile, keep having our chats and sending her canciones de amor. I'll let Mark Anthony do the talking for now.

Might have hit the jackpot so I don't want to fuck it up. I know how rare it's to find a Japanese that's into other languages and cultures.
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KissMyAsthma
09/17/19 6:10:15 PM
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A few months? Jesus christ, strike while the iron is hot!

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Umbreon
09/17/19 6:15:07 PM
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I'd say go for it if you're not attached already.
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wannabepranksta
09/17/19 6:16:48 PM
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Sounds like a fake story....
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Talk2DaHand
09/17/19 7:50:54 PM
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wannabepranksta posted...
Sounds like a fake story....


Indeed. I was skeptical until we had an hour long video chat yesterday. Perhaps she's some advanced phishing AI from Japan.
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