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TopicWhy does Boogie's dog look so weird?
Chicken
09/30/19 11:15:48 AM
#8
Inbreed any creature long enough and itll look like that.
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TopicJust got back from a job interview...
Chicken
09/30/19 9:14:03 AM
#5
DK9292 posted...
...don't think I could have bombed it any harder.

On the other hand if you were applying to be an extremist this would be considered a good thing.
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Topicshould i make Hamburger helper or Tacos??
Chicken
09/30/19 6:44:57 AM
#12
Next time make tacos out of the hamburger helper stuff
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TopicGoing to start going to the gym tomorrow. What should I bring?
Chicken
09/30/19 2:42:50 AM
#2
Just your ATTITUDE
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TopicGhostface appears in local real estate listing
Chicken
09/30/19 2:33:51 AM
#9
CuriousPoops posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
that house is cheap af wot
I mean, it's haunted. So...


ghostface isn't a ghost. he's just a dude with a knife

If he wasnt a ghost he wouldnt have ghost in his name. Hed be Knifeface or Stabface.
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TopicI feel like if I have kids they will just be little shits
Chicken
09/30/19 12:05:31 AM
#2
Then dont have kids
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TopicMan, fitness people giving medical advice is the biggest joke I've ever seen
Chicken
09/28/19 8:53:49 AM
#4
joe40001 posted...
Yeah if you ever want to feel demoralized go to weightlifting forums or places like that and ask for advice.

100% the only thing they will agree on is that you are doing everything wrong

To be fair most of us probably are doing everything wrong lmao.
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TopicSpectrum (internet provider) told us we need a death certificate to cancel
Chicken
09/27/19 9:34:23 AM
#14
EzeDoesIt posted...
No, I took the account over when he died. This is clearly stated in the OP. Why didnt they make any mention of this when I told them he died, an entire year ago?

Because you gave them money
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TopicI'm not afraid to expose myself.
Chicken
09/27/19 6:43:29 AM
#2
TopicFirst person that comes to mind when you see the word 'King'?
Chicken
09/26/19 7:18:02 AM
#64
TopicI'm not an anime watcher, but here's my Top 5 animes >_> R8 and H8
Chicken
09/25/19 11:23:27 AM
#22
NeonOctopus posted...
Chicken posted...
isnt #3 the one where they sexualize children pissing?

No wtf. The joke is that the protag accidentally saw a chick pee and she gets pissed off, so her deal is that "well now I've got to see you pee" and tries to force him to pee to get back at him. There is literally nothing sexual about it


lol you did a terrible job of changing my mind
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TopicI'm not an anime watcher, but here's my Top 5 animes >_> R8 and H8
Chicken
09/25/19 11:16:31 AM
#16
isnt #3 the one where they sexualize children pissing?
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TopicWhat D&D alignment are you?
Chicken
09/25/19 3:47:37 AM
#30
TopicThe last TF2 animation to be animated using G-Mod
Chicken
09/23/19 9:24:48 PM
#4
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
there's probably only 2-3 major G-mod channels. Everyone else uses sfm/blender/etc

ok but its not like they all decided to shut down their channels. And there are hundreds of smaller gmod channels out there.
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TopicMost days in a row you've had alcohol
Chicken
09/23/19 8:52:14 PM
#5
One because Im not a piece of shit.
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TopicZelda LA Remake DLC Idea
Chicken
09/23/19 6:01:35 AM
#3
Hey you know all that awful stuff we took out of the game? What if we put all that stuff back in... and made people pay extra for it?
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TopicZero??
Chicken
09/23/19 5:34:21 AM
#2
What is he fighting foooooooor?
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Topicwhat would you do if you where trapped in a time loop
Chicken
09/23/19 5:32:20 AM
#7
Try to reach the next loop version of me so I can go fuck myself, resulting in an endless sex loop.
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TopicThe last TF2 animation to be animated using G-Mod
Chicken
09/23/19 5:26:15 AM
#2
Dont you mean the latest?

Gmod animations arent going anywhere mang.
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TopicWB Montreal teasing New batman game, will likely reveal in 2 days
Chicken
09/22/19 11:02:20 PM
#6
AlisLandale posted...
WB needs to get off the batdick and promote literally any other DC hero. >_>

First they have to make an interesting DC hero
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TopicCube World is finally coming out on Steam, after silence from devs for years.
Chicken
09/22/19 8:16:58 PM
#9
Chicken posted...
Is there GUNS??

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TopicI wanna eat this dessert.
Chicken
09/22/19 4:52:01 AM
#7
Looks like dog food bruh
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Topicso. does huawei spy on you and steal your information?
Chicken
09/22/19 4:48:13 AM
#7
VayneSolo posted...
As much as any other company out there. Do you enjoy giving out you data do Facebook, Google or Apple? Are they more trustworthy than Huawei? What will Huawei do to you that the others wouldn't?

Give your info to the Chinese government so they can attach a social credit score to your name.
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TopicCube World is finally coming out on Steam, after silence from devs for years.
Chicken
09/22/19 1:21:18 AM
#4
TopicDamn, time to blow up and pretend I don't know anybody. Time to ghost
Chicken
09/21/19 7:41:09 PM
#5
So he found your waifu
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TopicTIL tattooing pets is a thing in some parts of Russia and Asia
Chicken
09/21/19 7:32:30 PM
#25
You know you have a problem with ethics when you have to move to China to keep doing what youre doing.
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TopicSwitch Lite uses the same analogs as the Joycons
Chicken
09/21/19 5:52:20 PM
#12
Tequilawhatitdo posted...
dawgpound69 posted...
Its when youre racing and you hit the brakes and slide around a corner


Thats what I thought but why does it matter in games like LA

Sometimes Link will drift too hard and roll his car.
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TopicCobra Kai season 2 is free to watch, with ads, on a weekly schedule
Chicken
09/21/19 9:40:44 AM
#7
Makeveli_lives posted...
Chicken posted...
but I'd have to pay to watch the first season?

Season 1 was free for a limited time a few weeks ago. I watched it all then, you snooze you lose.

They should do a better job of advertising this stuff ahead of time. Im on youtube every day and saw nothing about these promotions.
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TopicCobra Kai season 2 is free to watch, with ads, on a weekly schedule
Chicken
09/21/19 9:35:35 AM
#3
but I'd have to pay to watch the first season?
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Topicyahoo! penous too big to fit in vaginta,?
Chicken
09/21/19 3:41:12 AM
#15
How did i get gregnant
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Topicsince when did Professor X start looking like this?
Chicken
09/20/19 5:39:44 PM
#23
So he just has a mini Cerebro stuck on his head?
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TopicSo I guess after being out of work for 9 years employers are too good for me now
Chicken
09/20/19 4:43:32 PM
#2
if I was an employer, looking at someones resume and seeing almost a decade of unemployment that would be a massive red flag.
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TopicHow do you get the peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar
Chicken
09/20/19 2:53:48 AM
#6
PMarth2002 posted...
If your hand is getting covered in peanut butter when reaching into the jar, why not just use the peanut butter on the sides of the rim?

Because theres always going to be a tiny bit on the sides that wont get picked up by the knife
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TopicHow do you get the peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar
Chicken
09/20/19 2:32:10 AM
#1
Without getting your hand and wrist covered in nutter butter
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TopicJust made a steam purchase. wtf, I never knew there was a sequel to MoM?!
Chicken
09/20/19 12:37:10 AM
#2
is it called DaD?
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TopicAnyone here a Freemason?
Chicken
09/19/19 11:51:41 PM
#3
One dude here made a big topic about it a couple months back.
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TopicCheap & easy meals/snacks y'all eat?
Chicken
09/19/19 8:44:44 PM
#2
Toast with cheese on it
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TopicRemember to drink lots of water
Chicken
09/19/19 8:39:34 PM
#22
AlecSkorpio posted...
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too

H20!
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TopicI got modded for saying Men have a prostate
Chicken
09/19/19 8:37:26 PM
#4
TopicFuck, ACG lost their Youtube Verification.
Chicken
09/19/19 8:25:44 PM
#3
TopicIf you rearrange "United States of America" you get "Russia"
Chicken
09/19/19 8:21:09 PM
#1
Weve been pawns from the very start!
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TopicHave you ever had sex in a car?
Chicken
09/19/19 4:37:59 AM
#19
Yes I pulled a leg muscle lowering myself to reach the exhaust pipe

Oh

In a car.

Nope.
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Topicthe UN finally bans lolis
Chicken
09/19/19 4:28:01 AM
#9
Pedos will be mad
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TopicSubway riders flee from fellow commuter
Chicken
09/19/19 2:40:00 AM
#4
This is why musicals never happen anymore.
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TopicGarlic Bread burger.
Chicken
09/19/19 12:51:17 AM
#9
Extra mayo, de-grill the onions.
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TopicIf china is so rich then why don't they have clean tap water
Chicken
09/19/19 12:19:39 AM
#28
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Chicken posted...
Why doesnt all of the US have clean tap water?


it does

Flint
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TopicAction movies better than Terminator 2
Chicken
09/19/19 12:11:08 AM
#19
codey posted...
Leon is good but I wouldn't really call it an action movie.

Its an advertisement for milk
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TopicIf china is so rich then why don't they have clean tap water
Chicken
09/19/19 12:03:18 AM
#19
Why doesnt all of the US have clean tap water?
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