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Not even Assvengers: Infinity Whore?

Sit him in the tub and bathe him. What kind of brother are you?

People complain about reverse racism but I think upside down racism is really the worst.

CHRIIIIISSS!!

*caps*

The human eye can't even tell the difference between 30 and 60 fps. Checkmate theists.

It's good to play with friends and see what kind of dumb stuff you can make happen. I wouldn't suggest playing it seriously.

pinky0926 posted...

I'm just glad we have a new showrunner, the last guy was getting really stale.

This. I hated Moffat since day 1. Him writing a female Doctor would have been hellish cringe. I'm interested to see what Chibnall does. Hopefully they don't constantly draw attention to it and just treat her like the Doctor.

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

You're both wrong about the caveman bullshit.

It's all about growing up and having a taste for things less basic and obvious.

Guys who obsess over boobs fixate on the part of the female body which is most immediately differentiating from male bodies and which has developed first after puberty, cementing their tastes in a kind of arrested development. Society also feeds into this with its own fixation upon big boobs (which has died down a bit in recent years). So basically, they have a really simplistic kind of sexual attraction.

Bigger asses, hips, and thighs with slender waists/hourglass figures develop a little later in women, and men whose tastes did not stop developing in their tween years prefer them. These features require you to look at the whole of the figure to take into account their balance when determining a "fertile mate".

This is not to say ass men don't like boobs, but you see it a lot more often with boob men who don't care about asses, and this is why.

Is this a copypasta? Please tell me this is a copypasta.

Meh. Never read the books, but the movies were okay. I like that it got kids to read back when I was young but most of those kids have turned into fucking weirdos now so it's a trade off.

Jesus Christ, 15 posts and no god damn pics?

Seth MacFarlane

Were you expecting good writing after the first game?

My boss keeps trying to stealth promote me but I work for a moving company and it's really not worth having additional responsibilities.

All of the MI movies just blur together to me. I heard nothing but great things about Fallout and thought it might be worth it. I saw and it was the exact same god damn movie as the last four.

I plan on getting Origins this black friday. I'd recommend that. It will be mostly the same thing but even cheaper. Syndicate is also easily my favorite of the series.

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lmao look at this weab everybody

I really don't care what you think lol. I'm a fucking doctor I can buy whatever the hell I want.

lmao everyone look at this weab

I'd probably still let you do me

Lmao everybody look at this desperate weab

Desperate is my type.

Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

Football

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h33u2eeVqXo#menu

That's hilarious but I've never heard of a single one of those things either so...

How could I have possibly guessed this was DARPA?

Imagine how much better you would be if your aim wasn't terrible.

Still don't understand why people do this. It's easier to back out of a spot than into one. You aren't saving any time or effort. Just park like a normal person.

RE6 was just way too inconsistent. They tried to give us a horror campaign, which was just as filled with action as the others and Leon's kung fu moves were absurd. They gave us an action campaign which was actually pretty solid, and they gave us whatever jake's campaign was. They tried to please too many people and didn't focus on one thing. On top of that the story had way too much going on, the gameplay and controls felt off, it was overlong, and those motherfucking QTE's.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

To note, we DO currently live with the largest creature to ever roam our planet:

The Blue Whale.

Yeah, but it's just a big dumb tube. It doesn't even have teeth.

Dark_Spiret posted...


I can agree with a lot of this but I never thought 4 had great atmosphere to begin with. It always felt like an action game trying to be spooky and the only part that halfway succeeds is the village. RE5 goes less for horror tropes but has some tense atmosphere regardless. The opening is extremely tense and feels like anything could happen. You also had the lickers and the lake with crocodiles. Neither game is particularly scary but 5 has a unique atmosphere sometimes. 4 just felt like they'd milked the series, were losing sales, and needed to burn everything down to make more people buy in. 5 was extremely safe but built on a few things that 4 started.

I recently replayed both of them back to back. I was reminded how RE4 is completely unrecognizable as a RE game except for having Leon and Ada in it. It's a good game but it really rustles me how not-RE it is. I'll never understand the "best game ever" people. Then 5 came along and it's pretty much the same game but with slightly better atmosphere at parts and refined gameplay. It's still not a very good RE game but it's a better version of RE4. My only real complaint is Sheva's rage inducing AI.

A lot of people get on RE5 for COMPLETE.GLOBAL.SATURATION. and boulder punching but all of the dialogue in RE4 is god awful and it's got over the top stupid crap like running away from a three story robotic statue of a midget, and just Salazar in general. RE5 starts to lose steam towards the end with the enemies with guns and stuff but RE4 does as well, just to a lesser degree.

SageHarpuia posted...

Over hunting and domestication

It sucks that we hunted dinosaurs to complete extinction.

Vyrulisse posted...

Telltale was long lambasted for still running their ancient engine and "gameplay" that was stagnant

This. I played Walking Dead and thought it was okay (not GOTY) but I tried to play season 2 and wolf among us and could not get through them. The stories might be interesting but the gameplay is awful,they are buggy, and look terrible.

Gameplay and interactivity are what sets video games apart from other media. If you strip that out and just have a visual story there's no real point. Even big budget games like a lot of Playstation exclusives write a story first and then just say "fuck it, make it a third person shooter" and it gets stale.

DarthAragorn posted...

It takes up space that could be better utilized for screen space

Why is screen space so important to people? Who's watching movies and shit on their phone? Why do they need to edge out every last millimeter?

Tell him he don't want none cause I don't got buns, hon.

I've noticed how gracefully my dad is aging. My mom is 10 years younger than him and already greyer. He has started driving more like an old person though.

Now that's honesty we can trust.

It's pretty good. I am glad that the circle jerk over it has calmed down though. It seems like 5 or 6 years ago it was all people could talk about even though it had already been off the air for years.

If you're doing it right she shouldn't be able to form a coherent thought at all.

Uganda

Made from 100% grass fed coconut milk.

~7

I plan on getting around 5 games I've missed the past year or so on black friday. Then I might buy Battlefield V and Fallout 76 day one.

What was incomplete about SoW?

I was asleep but woke up for some reason and can't get back to sleep.

Beautiful ocean blue eyes reporting in.

What do you mean gave me an opportunity? Like Basic Instinct or accidental?

School girl panties

X-Pac_Heat posted...

Why can't they just be aliens that like to hunt humans?

I liked that they added some reasoning to it because we can't keep trying to Predator over and over again. But when they revealed it wanted the sons...autistic DNA? because he was a "true warrior" I couldn't stop laughing.

Give all the Predators autism? Weaponized autism.