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eston posted...

I don't really understand why Meghan McCain is on this show tbqh

For some "balance" though really they just wanted a conservative to beat up on daily.
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CyricZ posted...

Play a versus match (quick one stock at lowest difficulty)

Defeat new character challenger

Close software

Open software

Repeat

I imagine this won't take more than three minutes per character, if that. Unlocking 66 characters means 198 minutes, means a little over three hours for everyone.

I'm staring down a time crunch simply because I'm going to set the game up at work on Friday afternoon during the office holiday party. I'm also kind of expected to actually work that morning, so my plan is to wake up around 4AM and unlock maybe twenty characters or so before I have to start work. 28 with more on the way during the party. Given that I'm by far the most dedicated Smash player in the group of people playing, I don't think people will be dissatisfied.

Except maybe the people who have to play with a single joycon because I have a Pro and 4 GCN controllers and that's it for the quality stuff. >_>

Apparently there's some kind of movement requirement as well so not exactly that easy or quick.
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I miss the days before kids when I could take a nap anytime I wanted, play games to my hearts content and marathon shows with my wife. I wouldn't trade it for the world though, I'll just have to wait until they're older to go back to those times.
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It's nice for once to see a female getting the same harsh sentence a man would get.
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How is it already not an overcrowded urban jungle?
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monkmith posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

they dont. PETA spends its days stealing pets and starting dumb campaigns like this.

>the joke

>your head
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Romulox28 posted...

has the quality of acer products improved

Fuck no, Acer laptops are bottom of the barrel
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Lawd have mercy!
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Shame, she should have called the cops and waited
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A pic has emerged

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/300-pound-woman-guilty-of-crushing-boyfriend


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Who cares what a bunch of pet murderers think?

Also lmfao


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Funkydog posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

Until someone diarrhea explodes all over it and it's shooting other people's poo up other people's bums. There's no getting used to that.

Because you'd use a standard toilet soaked in diarrhoea without being cleaned?

That's just it, you don't know if the bidet had been previously diarrhea blasted upon or not. I'm not willing to roll those dice.
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Funkydog posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

Funkydog posted...

It is very strange how in many places in the west we are content to just use a bit of paper for our arse when we'd insist on soap and water were it anywhere else.

-TP is effective enough
-Showering regularly cleans it anyway
-That's what underwear is for, first line of defense
-Wet wipes are cheap and in abundance if you feel TP isn't enough and people don't give a fuck about pipes
-As I said before the thought of an in the bowl bidet is more disgusting than the concept of TP

- If you got poo on you, you'd immediately wash and scrub with water and soap
- Might not shower for another 12 hours. Long time to keep poo on you
- Why not be clean in the first place
- That's fine honestly, but many people still don't use wet wipes and find the idea odd
- I guess I can understand people might find it odd, but something that can easily be got used to.

Until someone diarrhea explodes all over it and it's shooting other people's poo up other people's bums. There's no getting used to that.
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Hairistotle posted...

idk it seems way grosser to just use a napkin with the logic "well im takin a shower later so it's fine"

Unless you're sitting on things with bare ass it doesn't matter, on the other hand you touch all kinds of things with your hands.
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Funkydog posted...

It is very strange how in many places in the west we are content to just use a bit of paper for our arse when we'd insist on soap and water were it anywhere else.

-TP is effective enough
-Showering regularly cleans it anyway
-That's what underwear is for, first line of defense
-Wet wipes are cheap and in abundance if you feel TP isn't enough and people don't give a fuck about pipes
-As I said before the thought of an in the bowl bidet is more disgusting than the concept of TP
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True bidets are too expensive, take up too much space, not to mention new plumbing, while the thought of an in the bowl bidet is more disgusting than the concept of TP. Plus the average American showers once a day so it's not really a big deal.
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Mine is downloading now, I'm getting erect just watching the bar slowly move. 53 hours!
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frozenshock posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

Tragic, kids can be so cruel. At the same time I feel some blame should go to the parents. If my kids were being bullied you better bet your ass we're getting involved and staying involved until thoroughly satisfied it's resolved. I get it, you can't watch them 24/7, but you can call or email the teachers daily to check on the situation.

At the same time, you risk making the situation worse. The more you get involved as a parent, the more you make your kid look like a mommy's boy/girl, which by itself makes the bullying worse.

In fact, most "solutions" actually have the opposite effect.

In many cases, the only real solution is to simply take the kid to another school which sadly isn't always an option.

Sometimes what happens though is that bullies sometimes just change targets, for example when a new kid comes along who is super nerdy and wears glasses or something.

Not if you stay behind the scenes.
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Tragic, kids can be so cruel. At the same time I feel some blame should go to the parents. If my kids were being bullied you better bet your ass we're getting involved and staying involved until thoroughly satisfied it's resolved. I get it, you can't watch them 24/7, but you can call or email the teachers daily to check on the situation.
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I'm going to laugh if this causes an uptick with piracy, streaming services true #1 competitor.
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$1 billion

What's the point of a genie if it can't give me financial gain, directly or not?
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Kajagogo posted...

apocalyptic_4 posted...

I legitimately didn't know who he was

This, and it was a great meme for the opposite reason of TC. People getting triggered en mass because other people didn't know who he was lol
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Typically people hate Capcom because of their shit fighters as of late.
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KStateKing17 posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

i cannot wrap my head around people who think "paying for something" automatically means they are entitled to no ads

One of the big selling points of cord cutting is NO FUCKING ADS!

uhhh, no it's not. "cord cutting" implies dropping cable. cable doesn't have ads, it gets revenue from subscription fees.

Alright let me rephrase, one of the big selling points of going to a streaming service is NO FUCKING ADS!

Was that actually something they advertised for tv shows? I know there's an option to pay more for zero ads, but I don't recall Netflix, Prime, or Hulu saying they would never feature ads.

Netflix absolutely said they will never run ads. They are toying with the idea of Netflix show ads between shows but they are adamant they will never run regular commercials.
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DuranOfForcena posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

Behaviorism posted...

I cannot wrap my head around the concept of paying for something yet still getting ads

Cable TV?

does cable have ads though? i must admit i don't pay for cable either. i know premium cable channels like HBO don't run ads. it was my understanding that it was the same for all cable channels.

if some do, well then there ya go. wrap your head around that.

Yes all cable channels minus the premium movie channels run ads just like broadcast.
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DuranOfForcena posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

DuranOfForcena posted...

i cannot wrap my head around people who think "paying for something" automatically means they are entitled to no ads

One of the big selling points of cord cutting is NO FUCKING ADS!

uhhh, no it's not. "cord cutting" implies dropping cable. cable doesn't have ads, it gets revenue from subscription fees.

Alright let me rephrase, one of the big selling points of going to a streaming service is NO FUCKING ADS!
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DuranOfForcena posted...

i cannot wrap my head around people who think "paying for something" automatically means they are entitled to no ads

One of the big selling points of cord cutting is NO FUCKING ADS!
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FortuneCookie posted...

So, when I pause a movie to see a woman's exposed tit, I'm gonna get hit with an ad?

lol basically
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https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/pause-advertising-hulu-att-streaming-commercials-1203079321/

Viewers may dislike commercial breaks, but Madison Avenue soon hopes to get them to watch ads during a very different kind of interruption.

Coca-Cola struck advertising gold in 1929 by introducing the slogan, The Pause That Refreshes. In 2019, there is new hope in a similar concept: a refreshing pause that carries a word from a sponsor. Consumers have more power these days to avoid ads that get in the way of the viewing of their favorite shows, but maybe just maybe they will show interest in commercials that come on screen during interludes of their own choosing from long streaming sessions or on-demand playback.

Imagine an ad for soda or beer that comes on the screen just as you decide to stop the action during a run of an episode of Black-ish on Hulu to go to the kitchen for a snack, or a pitch for toilet paper that begins to move in the moments before you choose to halt the video stream for a bathroom break. And yet, theres no guarantee viewers will welcome pause-vertising any more than they do the current crop of 30-second pitches.

Some outlets are willing to bet they will. As binge-viewing happens more and more, its natural they are going to want to pause, says Jeremy Helfand, vice president and head of advertising platforms for Hulu, speaking of modern-day couch potatoes. Hulu intends to unveil what it calls pause ads in 2019. When a user chooses to stretch, or get a snack, he says, its a natural break in the storytelling experience.

AT&T also has hopes to use the pause to lend new momentum to TV advertising. The company, which owns DirecTV and U-verse, expects to launch technology next year that puts a full-motion video on a screen when a user decides to take a respite. We know youre going to capture 100% viewability when they pause and unpause, says Matt Van Houten, vice president of product at Xandr Media, AT&Ts advertising division. Theres a lot of value in that experience.

Many consumers think they can escape the usual barrage of TV pitches with new streaming-video services that run only a few ads, and sometimes even none. That notion has been bolstered in recent months by efforts from companies like NBCUniversal, which has experimented with running fewer ads in primetime. But TV watchers may have to recalibrate their view. Media companies dont want to lose the billions of dollars advertisers pay them each year. And consumers would have to submit to much higher prices for access to their favorite shows if commercials didnt play some part in the overall experience. Indeed, Hulu offers its service at a higher price if customers want to avoid commercials completely.

At a September conference held for advertisers, AT&T executives made the case that even new forms of video entertainment including streaming require ad support. If we are to continue this pace of developing content of this quality in these volumes, then we need advertising to pay for some of the content,said Brian Lesser, chief executive of the companys Xandr unit, while speaking to reporters at the event. I dont believe nor does anybody on the team believe that subscription video on demand services could possibly pay for all the content being developed without relying on money from advertising.

The greed is real!
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No but I got married and had kids if that counts
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I try to play SMW and Super Metroid once a year and have been doing so since the release of those games. Of course the first few years I played the shit out of them.
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davyheinz posted...

Samus Returns

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LOL wonder if they'll patch this out on the next production run. That would be the most Sony thing to do.
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Not gonna lie, if I was a woman with a rocking bod I'd whore myself out on Twitch. That's the gravy train, don't even have to get naked and thirsty dudes still chuck money like water.
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Thanks to uBlock Origin I haven't seen an ad on this site in years.
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https://local21news.com/news/local/woman-pleads-guilty-to-causing-death-by-sitting-on-boyfriend

An approximately 300-pound woman has pleaded guilty to third-degree murder for killing her nearly 120-pound boyfriend by beating him with a table leg and sitting on him, rendering him unable to breathe.

Authorities say 44-year-old former home health aide Windi C. Thomas entered the plea in Erie County court on Monday, agreeing to a recommended sentence of 18 to 36 years.

Defense attorney Mark Del Duca says Thomas passed out on top of 44-year-old Keeno Butler as a result of drinking. He says it wasn't intentional.

Del Duca says the "actual cause of death is she collapsed on him and he basically died of suffocation."

Prosecutors say she stabbed him in the hand and head and beat him severely in the head with the table leg.

No picture of said heifer sadly
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Kolibri X posted...

Bucket list

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Limitless. Chad. Dick.
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Fat in all the right places
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Alucard188 posted...

Bethesda pissed away so much good will since Doom and Fallout 4 released.

What did they do wrong with Doom?
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Tyranthraxus posted...

Darmik posted...

PlsGodDontBanMe posted...

Rimmer_Dall posted...

What happened was that one mod started deleting every thread criticising Dice. The sub owner demodded that mod and the mods that that mod hired (who were his friends from various other subs he modded). Then an admin came and re-modded them and demoted the sub owner.

https://imgur.com/kVReik7
https://imgur.com/RfuzrIM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/a2i9ql/welp/
http://archive.is/F49yy
http://archive.is/A6tYr
https://i.redd.it/mhkf3cl91y121.png

The fact that an admin can do that is blatantly fucking awful.

Isn't that one of the responsibilities of an admin?

Reddit admins are generally supposed to stay out of subs. If one gets involved, it's a pretty big deal

Sounds like DICE paid reddit off lmao, what a joke.
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Forgettable posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

And now everyone goes back to slobbing on Bethesda's knob

Implying that wasn't going to happen anyway

True
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And now everyone goes back to slobbing on Bethesda's knob
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~74 hours!!!!
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Bad_Mojo posted...

Wait, why are people saying its a porn site? Ive never really been there before

A porn site full of jailbait or worse from what people are saying.
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Firefox + uBlock Origin or Brave Browser
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Shadow clones

I could make a billion then some and still have shadow clones
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What a sick fuck
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