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SunWuKung420 posted...

If you tip better, your actual order gets delivered.

You were the delivery driver, werent you...?
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Blighboy posted...

The distribution and quantity of the prizes on the Canadian McDonald's monopoly board makes no sense.

Its okay. The game was rigged anyway so you never wouldve won even if it made sense.

https://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-monopoly-game-rigged-scam-report-2018-7
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Its not delivery its Dij... Little Cesars!
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Nope
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

That sentence is not finished...

The 13th doctor, who now has her own Barbie doll...?
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*press*
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Johnny Eagle posted...

Where did you get the idea that that's how teleportation works in Star Trek?

Because exactly how they describe it.

ST:TNG SPOILERS That's why there are 2 Rikers.

Didnt they spend an entire episode of Enterprise describing that thats NOT how it works?

Wasnt the second Riker some sort of duplicate inexplicably created by the atmosphere, and not the transporter, that was bounced back down to the transport pad on the ground?
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What the hell is a womxn? I stopped reading when I kept seeing it pop up...
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Im going to laugh if Anty McAntFace is our newest species of ant next year...
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

You poor, sad children of the modern day. So startled by a phone alert.

Back when I was a kid, we used to get tests of the emergency broadcast system all the time, so that it could tell us to duck and cover in the event of a nuclear war.

Or in the event of a volcanic eruption.


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Philip027 posted...

Forfty

Yeah, its that number after thirfty-nine
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

Nichtcrawler X posted...

What is wrong with the idea of an automated government information system in case of calamities?

We have had that here for years.

2018 Hawaii false missile alert https://g.co/kgs/aktP1J

I liked that one...
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You should text him back how much you hate him and then maybe hell block you...
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Trump just texted me!
I feel special...
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Ewe... Who flips a penny to decide shit!? Flip a goddamn quarter!
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

it's voltorb

Its a pokeball!
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I like how they have 2 coaches for 1 cheerleader... She must feel really special!
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Smiffwilm posted...

Imagine if 'Cyst' was a last name.

Nobody would want the first name 'Ray'.

Now imagine someone saying 'Hey' and that person's full name when addressing them.

Sounds like a Bart Simpson prank call to Moe.

Is anybody Ray Cyst? Hey is there a Ray Cyst in the house!?
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LinkPizza posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

I do not like Popeyes. They frequently fuck up the breading and thats the god damned best part of the chicken! Fuck that up and Im not coming back.

Maybe they have a shitty cook. How many Popeye's has this happened at for you?

2. Fool me once, shame on you... But fool me twice!? Im done with your crappy chicken!
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I do not like Popeyes. They frequently fuck up the breading and thats the god damned best part of the chicken! Fuck that up and Im not coming back.
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Of course Im racist! I only like black chicks. Theyre just so god damned gorgeous!
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

BADoglick posted...

https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

Not only is intelligence not a requirement for hiring, it's actually an impediment.

What the fuck man

Because the last thing we need is a smart person with a gun doing everything in his right mind to keep the peace, am I right?
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LinkPizza posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

My cat ate my homework!!!

...Back in elementary school, she really did.

I mean, it does happen. It had to have started somewhere. But it's just been overused so much lately that you'll need a note from your parents for teachers to believe you. At least, when I was in school. But now, so much is done online that you pet would have to eat a laptop of tablet to eat you homework, but they would probably say to go to the library or something. Maybe they could pee on the laptop of something. Idk...

I had finished it before she tore into it so I just brought the remnants to the teacher. He understood. I think he was a cat person
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Ewe! You had to talk to someone...? On the phone!!?? These people act like they dont know what text is...
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My cat ate my homework!!!

...Back in elementary school, she really did.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

If you kill them do you get your job back?

No, like I said hes already guilty in the eyes of Uber. In fact he probably has to keep him alive now so he can recant his lies. Smoke just became his savior!!!
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SmokeMassTree posted...

I'll be the one doing the punishing.

I'm trolling the shit out of the reddit page but someone said I get $100 if it's found out to be a false claim and I get reactivated.

First Ive heard of this. With Uber youre guilty even when proven innocent. Just getting a report gets you deactivated no matter what evidence you have to the contrary. Even if you have video footage of the guy saying hes going to lie and report you for a free ride it wont matter. You can however sue the guy for your average pay for 48 hours (or however long youre out) after youre reinstated if you really wanted to.
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But then I cant step on you to make duckbear go away...
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Well someone hasnt seen Remember the Titans Id wager...
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I used to read the dictionary as a kid whenever I was bored...
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argonautweakend posted...

GET HIM!!!

*bets the shit out of TC, steals his one dollar bill"

Ah, yes, another tasty serial number for my dollar bill investments fund!

Did you just beat the shit out of yourself...?
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If we had a month before impact then wed all be fine. We already have the technology to stop that. We dont need to destroy it just deflect it a degree or two and someone would likely have to suicide themselves to make sure it gets done right way out in space.
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I think the word complete might have something to do with your quest for answers...
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Andromicus posted...

Thank God we got Trump defending net neutrality

Last I heard from the US politic stance on the matter, the opposite was happening. Is this true now or you're just being ironic?

You have fallen into the Sar Chasm. Exits are N and W. You hear a persistent whooshing sound somewhere above your head.

God damnit! Wheres the like button on this site!? I keep pressing thumbs up on my phone but every time I do Pandora recommends me another song!
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The bucket game is back? Hopefully the program the ai to carry it in multiplayer this time since it was stupid before. Dont get me wrong I loved the game too, but two players playing together might as well have been playing two single player games apart.
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Cacciato posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

Cacciato posted...

I used to get drunk at work. A few times it was actually for training purposes, which took the fun out of it.

what the hell kinda job wants you to drink for training purposes?

Getting drunk so the new trainees can practice their field sobriety tests on you.

That sounds like it would be even more fun to me! You could be a total dick to them and be like Nooooooah! I donna wanna take your tes! And yous canst makes me! All while poking them in the chest.
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Ive had to fire multiple people for being drunk at work. Two in one night once. They left a messy trail of evidence and the next building over was complaining.
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Mead posted...

Never had that happen to me, thats some inception level stuff

Weirdest thing I ever had happen while dreaming was that I started dreaming about this hispanic couple and the drama of their everyday lives, and I was not even in the dream at all

Jesus Christ I have the dream within a dreams like once or twice a year! The one I hated the most was way back in elementary school. I kept recognizing that I was still dreaming and I kept waking up but every time I woke up it was obviously still another dream because I was either in the future with techno shit, in the past with dinosaurs, in the wild west, etc. etc. etc. I was like just wake the fuck up already!!

Ive only ever had the not present dream once. It stated with me and a group of friends at high school just talking but the point of view was weird, because I could see myself. After a few minutes I realized that I was someone else and I was following one of my other friends who the dream was really about. Woke up pretty quick from that since I recognized it was a dream.
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So I had the weirdest dream last night where I dreamt that I had broken a tooth. The tooth hadnt fallen out or anything, it just broke in half. And then I woke up and found out that I was just dreaming but that in my sleep I actually had broken a tooth!!! It didnt really hurt but I figured it was probably a good idea to go to the dentist so I got in my car and made my way over there to my dentist several miles away. While I was there I told the dentist my story of how I dreamt about breaking the tooth and he told me that sometimes our dreams do that to us to tell us something important. And then he flew away.



My teeth are fine, by the way...
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argonautweakend posted...

The best part is if she wants to complain to somebody in the state capital she is free to do so but absolutely wont get anywhere sonce the clerl followed the rules.

Damn dude govt owned retail is so much better than walmart it isnt even funny.

Fedco was the best. Too bad it went bankrupt... Just like the government is heading...
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

4.4

So a fat guy walked past.

Lmao! Californian?

Nah, but 4.4 is significantly below the threshold for slight damage, so it's not noteworthy.

But its not below the threshold for foreigners fleeing California after a little ground shaking beneath them.
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Keebs05 posted...

Doesn't Cali get hundreds of earthquakes a year?

Yeah, but theyre usually sub 3
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

aDirtyShisno posted...

4.4

So a fat guy walked past.

Lmao! Californian?
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It was like 5 hours ago and I was just a few miles from the epicenter up on the 4th floor. Was fun.

This was the San Gabriel Valley. 4.4
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Never heard of it.
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Yes sir, no sir, sorry sir!
Yes maam, no maam, sorry maam!

Yes Mr. Last Name, no Mr. Last Name, sorry Mr. Last Name!
Yes Miss/Mrs. Last Name, no Miss/Mrs. Last Name, sorry Miss/Mrs. Last Name.

Just about summed up every sentence ever uttered to my teachers growing up...
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