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A disgruntled employee kills a few people but gets caught with his pants down.

I don't have a gun. I have a history of having a bad temper, and while I've worked exceptionally hard to change my behavior I still don't trust myself enough to own one.

I do, however, support people's right to own guns.

Xiahou Shake posted...

The house always loses in Dragon Quest so if anything you only really need to save scum to get enough tokens to absorb any initial loss. Once you have that it's actually almost impossible to lose money on slots.

I took your advice and just ran through the autoplay for a while. Once I got sick of the Slime Quest slots I moved on to the 5-Reel slots. You were totally right. I hit the jackpot during Metal Time, right in the middle of a set of free spins (and it turns out free spins don't count against your spins during Metal Time). I got some nice stuff, which I promptly reforged into slightly nicer stuff. It's not as overpowered as I'd hoped, but it's not like the game has gotten difficult to this point.

I missed this. Not that my vote would have done anything.

Well, at least Stephanie's boob job looks real.

It's pretty much along party lines, isn't it?

"Like" is a strong word. I "like" farting like I "like" going to the bathroom, in that it relieves pressure and pain. In that sense, I also "like" ibuprofen.

I'm as far as the bit after you get the boat and you do the mermaid/human tragic lovers story. I went back to the casino, but I don't know if I want to deal with the nonsense of save scumming and double or nothing and slots that pay out when they want to. If I wanted to get depressed over not winning anything I'd go to a real casino.

Did Konami accidentally do something consumers wanted? That can't be right.

20 to 9.

If Jade wants to be a model then she needs to do something about her tan lines.

Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder
Tarzan Boy - Baltimora

I preordered based solely on the fact that it has Wild Arms, which is the best RPG on the PS1.

15 to 27.

I look at Amouranth's photos and all I can say is, how much did she pay for them?

I don't know. If we're nominating porn stars then nominate Jenni Lee/Stephanie Sadorra.

I think Vlado forgot to close this one. Without my vote, it was 12-19. I don't know when all of the rest of the votes were.

Anyway, Kathy was THE 1980's megababe. I'm surprised she took the first one seeing as B8's tastes often differ from mine.

Punnyz posted...

Uglyface2 posted...

I don't remember these controls being so stiff and unresponsive. Were they always this way?

which system

PS4. I had to continue just to get through the first stage of Final Fight. Guy seems to be unresponsive to turns and button presses.

I don't remember these controls being so stiff and unresponsive. Were they always this way?

I played Captain Commando on a different system and positively hated it. I could go for some Final Fight, though, and I don't think I ever played a few of those. I'll probably go out and get a $25 card so I can buy this.

I used to rent games when I was much younger. Blockbuster and independent video stores were a big part of my life. I don't do that anymore because I can watch people play the games I'm on the fence about on YouTube. I don't have enough time to spend on lots of games, either.

Pretty low, as it happens. I was unemployed from mid-2009 through early 2012 (just shy of three years). I was turned down for a whole lot of jobs. I've also been turned down for promotions at my current employer; that said, I got a big promotion last month. It's worth the effort to keep trying.

I went with Bald Bull. What's with this Soda Popinski crap?

I have a bunch of noms left, and nothing more amusing has come up. Added James.

Hell, I've got nine nominations left and no idea what to do with them. Sure, I'll spend one here.

Cool. That's half my nominations. Ten noms left, but I can't think of many characters that amuse me that I haven't already nominated.

I've not yet played the Yakuza games (I've got a couple on my backlog), but of the remaining options I'd go with Bully. Get the Scholarship Edition if you can. It's the schoolyard power fantasy you always wanted.

Katamari? Damn, I see...

I have to buy a Switch now, don't I?

In 5 minutes, then?

Kathy Ireland. I did nominate her, after all.

I'd have to go way back to the PS1 and PS2. I've bought Tunnel B1, Hitman 2, Bushido Blade, and maybe some others I can't think of just now.

The job market around here has definitely improved, so not really.

Do I grab a couple of games and just put more money in my account when Disgaea comes out, or do I hold off on buying anything at all so I don't have to add the funds?

LapisLazuli posted...

Serious question though, Lost Odyssey when?

The other day, the poll on the front page asked if a game had ever made me cry.

This one did it. One of the stories, in fact. It was the one with the old woman who remembered the main character from when she was a little girl. It certainly didn't help that my own grandmother was in decline from dementia.

Kind of welling up even now just thinking about it.

I passed on this before, mainly because Gamespot was really down on the technical issues. I've read the review again; is the game something like Ogre Battle?

Cass.

Just read some profiles on Tumblr.

7 to 9.

Restaurants get shut down for this kind of violation.

So is it a, "Mega Whoa!", or a, "Mega Nooooo!"

Fun fact: Monika's Twitter page is still occasionally updated, including art of her and the other characters.

Lopen posted...

Satan appeared in Ghouls n' Ghosts before that game

There may even be an earlier release!

Satan's Hollow, Midway, 1981.

I imagined a scene from Killer Clowns from Outer Space, but I guess you had other ideas.

Well, pick one and I'll add her.

Alright, nominated.

NES:
Codename: Viper
Little Nemo: The Dream Master
Dragon Warriors 1, 2, 3, and 4

Ugh... I don't remember a lot of NES games.

SNES:
Darius Twin
Actraiser
Pilotwings

Huh. My brain isn't working tonight. A lot of the must have games have already been mentioned, but there are a lot more that are worth your time.

I preordered it, started the download before I left for work, and put the PS4 on sleep mode. Instead of diving in head first, I'm wasting my time online. I dunno, priorities or something.

Sure, why not? My original plan has already been scuttled.

I dunno. I was going to load my nominations with characters from Senran Kagura, but apparently the MAN has his RULES and I can't do that. Which character did you have in mind?

11 to 6.

I hate tattoos on women. I don't care how old and sexist that makes me sound. It's practically vandalism.

3 to 9.

Yikes. Two nominations left... I really don't pay attention to current models.

Nominate Kathy Ireland.

I never finished DQ V. I got lost at a certain point, and the game was not forthcoming with directions.

It looks lovely. Shame about the water levels. Sounds like it was formed because of a dam. How much rain has the area seen this season?

ChaosTonyV4 posted...

Uglyface2 posted...

There's a game coming out next month about some guy who'll destroy the world if he sees too many panties. I had to pause for a minute and think about the fact that someone who works at Gamestop had to type out the description for this game with this panties think as a bullet point

Why wouldnt you say the name

I didn't think anyone would be interested.

It's called Punch Line.