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Luckily, I'm part of the 99% of men who pound the entire poon instead of just half of it.
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CapnMuffin posted...

frozenshock posted...

CapnMuffin posted...

Plot twist. Everyone in this topic so far is an Error alt.

I'm not an alt. I'm a human being.

Me too, fellow human.

Hmm.

Might wanna check your human voice personality implant for bugs. That reply came off as slightly robotic.
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G-Ziss posted...

Oh shit, I really don't want to be associated with that psycho so I will close this topic.

I was kidding.
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Grischnak posted...

Oh quiet you. Pointing out the absurdity in assuming that is everything is Trump's fault doesn't mean nothing is Trump's fault. I think Trump is a fucking idiot. But I'm not going to blame him for my mom getting cancer. Because that'd be stupid. Like this discussion.

He owns the place. Who's saving money from that scheme? I don't know, but if it's him who benefits, it's fair to assume that he might very well be aware of it.
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CapnMuffin posted...

Plot twist. Everyone in this topic so far is an Error alt.

I'm not an alt. I'm a human being.
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Broseph_Stalin posted...

frozenshock posted...

He'll just pardon himself

While the constitution does not directly address self-pardons, no court in the country would uphold such a thing.

They will once Ginsburg dies and is replaced by another Trump stooge
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Those kids are laughing way too much

In any event, last year I saw someone riding a motorcycle in the bicycle lane. I was like wtf
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AlephZero posted...

can't wait to pay for mods and microtransactions in vi

No microtransactions
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What's the point of investigating Trump?

He'll just pardon himself
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Who stickied this
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https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/ase1911/97/2/97_2_169/_article/-char/en

The external genital organs were examined in 18 ancient Egyptian male mummies from the Tombs Nos. 317 and 178 at Qurna, Egypt, dating from the 18th Dynasty of New Kingdom to the Ptolemaic stage of the Graeco-Roman period. The penises were kept intact in only three out of 11 adult (27.3%) and in two out of three child mummies (66.7%). The observations showed that the ritual of circumcision in boys at puberty was widely prevalent in the ancient Egypt. The penises were totally or partially cut off in five adult mummies. A model of the penis and scrotum made of resin gilded was laid just below the true external genital organs kept intact in an adult mummy. The penises were elongated in three adult and one child mummies. The elongated penises were often supported or covered with the scrotum deformed. It was suggested that the treatment of the external male genital organs with special care and attention in the mummification process might be derived from the tales of Osiris's body reconstituted by Isis in the Egyptian mythology.

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A 5-ton box full of nothing but sex toys seized at the Sudan/Ethiopia border
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Get drunk and flirt with passengers
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This topic feels kind of...

... cybernetic.

Error, you're not human, are you?
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NeonOctopus posted...

Frolex posted...

she already showed her butt tho so who cares

I'm Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus. When there are boobs, I'm there!

Well, I tried.


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Hmm.
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Antifar posted...

Well, it beats asking if they had grenades and ending up on a list

I read in the papers a few years ago about some French tourists in Montreal, when they were in the airport to go back to France one of the girls joked to the lady checking the bags that she had a grenade in one of the bags. She ended up spending 24 hours in prison for making a false declaration
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deupd_u posted...

This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they?

No, it was a middle-aged man
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I forgot the name when I got there and asked the clerk if they sold gangrene
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I once got warned for making a topic on the brazil board saying that Maradona was the best player ever
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Got a broken skull apparently
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So, did they kill the lady or not?
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https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2018/12/28/man-marries-hologram-anime-character-orig.cnn/video/playlists/around-the-world/
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He posted a topic about how it was kind of bleeding and irritated, then it was hanging on by a bit, then it just fell off

It still stings just thinking about it
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Pic of the open door



I'm gonna catch a cold brrrr
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My boss is coming to pick me up in a few minutes for coffee

Its cold outside and the door is open but I don't have a coat on

Im also drunk from a mix of tequila and sambuca

I'm thinking of confessing to my boss that I'm attracted to her

What do
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ultimate reaver posted...

its ironic that you're the one thats food, because you can eat me

Just because I look tasty is not an open invitation

Ketchup is NOT consent
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Ban banning things
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TES_Nut posted...

I just ate you wtf

Ouch that hurts dude

I don't even have mustard
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AMA
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Maybe. What species are you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regeneration_%28biology%29
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"Liberals" aren't a cult with a unified belief system who all want the same thing.
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Ving_Rhames posted...

If you don't think Scarjo is still hot you have utterly trash taste.

She's hot but Cameron Diaz is hotter
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She's old and way past her prime

... which is a painful thing to say considering that she's younger than me

*cries*
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big
chad

choose one
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A forum is like a game where you're interacting with an AI

Except it's real people
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

Im shivering even in my santa suit....I would stoke the fire but theres no wood inside

There you go, TC. You needed someone to complete the joke for you?
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Looked gf posted...

frozenshock posted...

Looked gf posted...

frozenshock posted...

You eat sandwiches, not lick them

Woow look at this sandwich eater over here

Dude did you literally just call me a sandwich eater

I feel... I feel so offended

What are you gonna do

eat more sandwiches? lol

You... you went there.

Mods, are you going to let this stand?
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It's been going on for 7 days now and it might end up costing a lot of money.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid
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Looked gf posted...

frozenshock posted...

You eat sandwiches, not lick them

Woow look at this sandwich eater over here

Dude did you literally just call me a sandwich eater

I feel... I feel so offended
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You eat sandwiches, not lick them
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/28/politics/mueller-russian-troll-farm-case-selfie/index.html

We're gonna find out eventually

Who is it?
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Women have stronger arms for cleaning the bedroom while men have stronger fingers for playing video games while women clean the bedroom
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It's like you're saying that they can't be civilized unless they get to have the exclusivity of a magical alien substance for thousands of years

The movie even makes the effort of mentioning how Africa is basically just misery outside of Wakanda because they don't have Vibranium

Also there's a strong anti-immigrant Trumpian message

j/k Black Panther rules I hope in the sequel we get a white guy who becomes the first white Black Panther kind of like in Dances With the Wolves but with black people instead of indians
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https://www.conservapedia.com/Wounded_Knee_Massacre

The battle is an iconic signpost of Native American history, usually brought up by liberalsthey always call it a "massacre"to attack national policy and seek additional privileges for Native Americans today.

Are you fucking kidding me.
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This happens a lot.
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Damage report
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